I just watched a prison escape documentary on YouTube. It makes me want to write a book, about the life I wish I lived. Think of hypothetical ways one could escape prison ITT. Personally what I could do is bribe and blackmail the guards, your gang members could crowdfund and contribute to fund for the bribe, once the guards are bribed you have them by the balls and can blackmail them. Then you can get those blackmailed guards to trick those other guards into taking bribes too or blackmail other guards. It would start with minor infractions, things that could get them written up or lose their job, ect. Getting them to say racist things or homophobic things that would make them lose their job, or all the way to getting them to kill a kike or nigger. But you would need an entire gang on both the inside and outside of the prison to start doing that. I wouldn't hesitate, then I would flee a non-extradition country like Weev did. How would you escape prison?
>>523968461why is it so long and hard tho
>>523968461You could also use this to get preferential treatment in prison. If not outright escape.
>>523968525What do you mean?
>>523968461Nowadays, you’re fucked though because there are cameras everywhere and they’ll find you
>>523968530I think if it would work Epstein would have done it. He would have not killed himself, but instead used his billions to bribe the guards to fake his own death and change his identity.
>>523968461>>523968530I would hire hackers too. To keep digital records of the staff and police I bribed.
>>523968602>>523968589additionally I would pay to have the cameras "stop working" like oops
>>523968589Those can be defeated. Plan your escape on Halloween so you can hide behind a mask.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOs_FvNl2K0
>>523968461I'm not reading all that
>>523968629I’m talking about after you manage to get out of the prison.
>>523968589This is also the reason you will not be able to bribe the guards. Nothing you can offer will be worth it.>>523968629Which there would be a log of, and thus not worth it. Unless you have friends/enemies in very powerful positions this angle won't work.
>>523968461fuck you I always believe I'm being gangstalked because I publicly drink anywhere-anytime. I'm that bored. To me, you're comfy and happy. I'm agitated and paranoid.
>>523968461If you're that rich to guards, pay gang members and hire hackers why would you want to be in prison? Wouldn't it be better to live in an elite neighbourhood with your fellow Jews and enjoy luxury life instead?
>>523968629Just pay the guards behind the cameras to ignore your escape. I can't imagine cameras would be watching the camera guards too, or you as well. Now they can watch from miles away. A video feed could be going to multiple people to who knows where. But where there is a will there is a way. But keep in mind it costs money to watch you too, and the prison is on a budget. It's not like you're Osama Bin Ladin... right? Haha! And if you are you'll have loyal followers that will help you. Think.
>>523968728*to bribe guards
>>523968728I can't imagne anyone would want to be in prison. These are all hypotheticals. For my fictional story book.
>>523968701Everybody have a price. Well, scumbag ZOG COs do at least.
>>523968874has*
>>523968461Why escape?Just identify as trans and indigenous and get a shorter sentence.Those lifehacks are almost more interesting
>>523968701billions anon. 1,000,000,000that is 1 billion. try to spend it in a calculator. Luxury mansion (primary residence): −$75,000,000 $925,000,000Superyacht (90–100 m class): −$120,000,000 $805,000,000Private jet (long-range): −$50,000,000 $755,000,000Private island: −$60,000,000 $695,000,000Luxury cars (3 total): −$10,000,000 $685,000,000Fine art & high-end jewelry collection: −$25,000,000 $660,000,000City penthouse apartment: −$40,000,000 $620,000,000Remaining balance: $620,000,000paying off some guards/camera work/new identiy etc would be easier than suicide for Epstein.
>>523968998>Just identify as trans and indigenous and get a shorter sentence.Because this is effectively selling your soul dumb ass. It's selling out. Where is your honor? There are other ways.https://heroism.fandom.com/wiki/Escape_from_the_Boiling_Rock
>>523969064You don't need to pay a lowly CO or even any of their superiors billions. A correctional officer's salary varies greatly, but generally ranges from around $35,000 to over $60,000 annually. A small gang can muster $45k-$50k. A year's salary paid for a simple favor. But you don't even need that much. You could pay $20k or even $10k, maybe even $5k. Surely a gang could muster that a few times over.
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