Word on the street is that Canon, HP, and other legacy printer titans are quietly launching a campaign to reinvigorate the dying ink industry. Their secret weapon? (((REDACTED)))In a strategic alignment with the tRump administration, a massive push is underway to declassify as many sensitive documents as possible. However, there is a catch: the release comes with a mandate for "maximalist redaction." Early industry figures already show a steady climb in black ink consumption over the last six months, culminating in a massive, vertical spike in sales over the last 48 hours.By "releasing" information while simultaneously burying it under thick, inkjet-heavy rectangles of black ink, these corporations are finding a second life. They are betting that this sudden demand for "government-grade concealment" will allow them to maintain their predatory subscription models and proprietary cartridges for years to come. With the right help from Washington, it looks like the paperless office is officially dead, long live the (((REDACTED)))
While environmental advocates are sounding the alarm over the millions of gallons of petroleum based pigment being dumped onto dead trees, the industry is already spinning a "green" counternarrative. Industry lobbyists have reportedly coined the term "Carbon Negative Concealment," arguing that by covering 90% of a page in thick, heavy layers of black ink, they are effectively "sequestering" carbon directly onto the paper.>"We aren't wasting ink," one anonymous executive allegedly remarked. "We are creating a physical barrier between the public and information they aren't ready for. That’s a service to the social environment."
>>523986270Oh come on, you need O5 security clearance to read the Thaumiel level documents. It could destroy societies if all information became public.
>Imaging Manufacturers are issuing a formal clarification regarding the recent logistical surge in ink production and distribution. Recent online discussions have attempted to link these manufacturing efforts to pseudo-scientific concepts or specialized security classifications that do not exist within our operational framework. These efforts are strictly a response to the increased volume of physical document processing required by current administrative transparency initiatives. We want to assure the public that the rise in black pigment usage is a natural result of the current administrative workload and does not involve any classified or unconventional technologies.
