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shart and jump contest 12/20/25(Sat)12:45:11 No.523997115

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shart and jump contest Anonymous (ID: XZ65WLUv) 12/20/25(Sat)12:45:11 No.523997115 Archived

which will drop down faster by law of gravity?

man or poop?

Anonymous (ID: aZkq8YfJ)
12/20/25(Sat)12:46:26 No.523997184

Anonymous (ID: aZkq8YfJ) 12/20/25(Sat)12:46:26 No.523997184

The poop is propelled by the power of him pushing in addition to gravity. This additional acceleration is what causes it to hit the water first.

Anonymous (ID: UmZd4pr0)
12/20/25(Sat)12:48:06 No.523997300

Anonymous (ID: UmZd4pr0) 12/20/25(Sat)12:48:06 No.523997300

>>523997184
Fpbp

Anonymous (ID: 7MQ83lU3)
12/20/25(Sat)12:49:26 No.523997388

Anonymous (ID: 7MQ83lU3) 12/20/25(Sat)12:49:26 No.523997388

It was on the second jump that he realised he'd fucked up..

Anonymous (ID: YFFsNcCZ)
12/20/25(Sat)12:50:19 No.523997446

Anonymous (ID: YFFsNcCZ) 12/20/25(Sat)12:50:19 No.523997446

this is what true freedom looks like

Anonymous (ID: JU41On62)
12/20/25(Sat)12:53:36 No.523997663

Anonymous (ID: JU41On62) 12/20/25(Sat)12:53:36 No.523997663

>>523997115
If it was a longer distance the man would drop first.
>>523997184
Yes. Also notice the splash the man creates, clear, but the splash the poo creates is brown.
Proper science that.

Anonymous (ID: P8mfJ+rC)
12/20/25(Sat)12:54:11 No.523997690

Anonymous (ID: P8mfJ+rC) 12/20/25(Sat)12:54:11 No.523997690

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>>523997115
How hard would he need to shart to actually gain a measurable vertical boost?

Anonymous (ID: JU41On62)
12/20/25(Sat)12:55:23 No.523997749

Anonymous (ID: JU41On62) 12/20/25(Sat)12:55:23 No.523997749

One other thing to take into account is the man is still propelling forward, but the poo drops downwards more than the guy.

Anonymous (ID: iaKwJz9g)
12/20/25(Sat)12:57:40 No.523997908

Anonymous (ID: iaKwJz9g) 12/20/25(Sat)12:57:40 No.523997908

>>523997184
Not to mention the upward thrust from the poopellant slowing the mans rate of descent briefly.

Anonymous (ID: 5DkMUXGw)
12/20/25(Sat)13:01:06 No.523998107

Anonymous (ID: 5DkMUXGw) 12/20/25(Sat)13:01:06 No.523998107

Is this Finland's entertainment?
The cultural level is far too low.

Anonymous (ID: cts0T0YI)
12/20/25(Sat)13:03:32 No.523998266

Anonymous (ID: cts0T0YI) 12/20/25(Sat)13:03:32 No.523998266

>>523997115
i'm in awe at the splash from that ass mass hitting the water

Annoymous (ID: XMX3Okj/)
12/20/25(Sat)13:05:09 No.523998370

Annoymous (ID: XMX3Okj/) 12/20/25(Sat)13:05:09 No.523998370

>>523997184
Physics yo

Anonymous (ID: HALmnygW)
12/20/25(Sat)13:08:52 No.523998601

Anonymous (ID: HALmnygW) 12/20/25(Sat)13:08:52 No.523998601

>>523997446
I don't know looks more like Indian physics lab

Anonymous (ID: ceNva0sB)
12/20/25(Sat)13:09:10 No.523998615

Anonymous (ID: ceNva0sB) 12/20/25(Sat)13:09:10 No.523998615

>>523997115
the consequences of importing jeet culture, everyone

Anonymous (ID: TO7nIg+i)
12/20/25(Sat)13:09:17 No.523998621

Anonymous (ID: TO7nIg+i) 12/20/25(Sat)13:09:17 No.523998621

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Anonymous (ID: QYjrlp8W)
12/20/25(Sat)13:10:02 No.523998667

Anonymous (ID: QYjrlp8W) 12/20/25(Sat)13:10:02 No.523998667

>>523997115
german olympic event

Anonymous (ID: BsJv1hP8)
12/20/25(Sat)13:10:59 No.523998730

Anonymous (ID: BsJv1hP8) 12/20/25(Sat)13:10:59 No.523998730

>>523997115
Politics??