>Labour's Britain compared to 'North Korea' over delays to local elections: 'Absolute lunacy!'https://www.gbnews.com/politics/labour-britain-north-korean-state-delay-local-elections>'They are doing nothing!' Labour blasted over 'appalling' migrant crisis efforts as French police clash with asylum seekershttps://www.gbnews.com/politics/migrant-crisis-labour-blasted-appalling-efforts-french-police-clash-asylum-seekers>Tyson Fury and family sensationally QUIT UK due to Rachel Reeves tax raids to live in £8million mansionhttps://www.gbnews.com/sport/boxing/tyson-fury-quits-uk-rachel-reeves-tax
>>524013848What I don't understnd is why so many brits think it acceptable to be anti-immigrant and anti-BAME.The hippocrisy y'all are showing is disgusting. If y'all don't like immigrants seeking a better life then get the fuck out of australia, cnada and new zealand. Your ancestors invaded and slaughtered the Indigenous First Nations in these places, destroying unique and beautiful cultures. Blood is on your hands your monsters and you think you have the right to criticize poc individuals coming to help build britain??
>>5240138482 more weeks... UNTIL 2026 BABY!!! What are you shaggers getting up to this new year's eve?
Might try getting pumped by a nigger. It must be good if the yanks and frogs enjoy it so much.
test
>xmas meltyIt's coming
>>524013915Fuck off Dikhpoo. I'd tell you to eat shit, but you'd probably enjoy that.
died in the holly (willoughby, valance, earl)
>>524013848Liam N
>>524013126>I miss being a fishfinger in a feys oven.I've read some mental shit about salvia but for me it was just bogstandard trippy stuff like the walls melting but it was clarse
>>524013927you can't fool me
sad junkies indeed
Probably doing body shoots off a hot chick at the bar, myself. Thanks for asking, shaggers. Holiday cheer and all that.
wots for Christmas dindins lads? turkey, beef or chicken?
>>524013915>Your ancestors invaded and slaughtered the Indigenous First Nations in these places, destroying unique and beautiful cultures. Blood is on your hands your monstersso you believe in collective guilt, ok noted
>>524014129
should I go to the strip club on xmas eve
Why did the Tories under Boris Johnson oversee immigration levels of more than one million people annually between 2021 and 2024? Immigrants from Nigeria, Pakistan, India and China.Didn't he realize that people voted brexit to lower immigration and because they were concerned about the cultural impact Not being funny but I Preferred the eastern Europeans. At least they were white christianish (obviously not romas). What in gods name was he thinking? Was he trying to wipe the indigenous population out??
>>524013848Sorry to ask this stupid question which got questioned possibly 1000times already.I thought this site is blocked by the criminals which rule over the country called Great Britain.
>>524014246Chicken. Beef tikka masala always tastes weird to me and turkey isn't good in a curry.
>>524013848omg is this real!?
Look at this cat. He's got a hat. He's a cat in a hat.
>>524013927Has Paddington been implicated yet?
>>524014246mcdonald's
>>524014350Cummings, Forsyth, et al genuinely thought after Brexit that as "control" was now returned to Britain that nobody would mind.
DAILY MAIL exposting DJE MediaNo paywall: https://archive.ph/AsNCs
>>524014301Fuck yeah
>>524014350>boris johnson>thinkingLAD...
>>524014350Thankfully Starmer is reversing that.
>>524013981https://youtu.be/gqOQcnx9fZE
>>524014246I wanted to make a beef wellington but too expensive right now. What are you cooking
>>524014379>>524014445
>>524014301of course. how else would you give your mum her gift?
What the fuck is thisJaps speaking hindi are all over my feedhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/npWfbtOPlaM
>>524014525daughter wants turkey. i want beef. probably end up with both
>>524014485he's not reversing it. He's just slowed it down.We're completely fucked .
>>524014365Nobody in any position of authority in this country knows how a computer works. The Chief of MI6's desktop password is 'Password-2'. They try to send you hyperlinks but they're actually just file locations from their own computer. The previous Tech Secretary has a reading age of 8y/o (that one is NOT a joke).
>>524014577Smart move. Don't forget some speculaas cookies for maximum holiday cheer.
>>524014246Chicken, there's a collective feeling of cba in the household as everyone's ill to different extents so just cooking up some breasts with stuffing and veg and that.
>>524014350He's jewish. I hope that answers your question and any follow-up questions.
>>524014631Thank you.>The previous Tech Secretary has a reading age of 8y/o (that one is NOT a joke).Do you have a link where i can read about the story? Please be real. Clown World.
>>524014577Buy a chicken , gammon & beefthe 3 meat treat if you've got enough oven room
Escape from tarkov looks like absolute shit
>>524014631he also killed his lover in a chemsex balkan bum boy rupture
>>524014246Zebra, wild boar and reindeer - we started doing weird meats about 5 years ago.Zebra is the best. Really.
>>524014350The blob wanted to punish the public for Brexit The home office is full of ethnics and the Tories kept putting browns as home secretary who talked tough while making their coethnic slop chefs and slop delivery men visa priorities
>>524014350>Didn't he realize that people voted brexit to lower immigration and because they were concerned about the cultural impactYeah and the Boriswave was their punishment, the establishment did everything in their power to fuck up Brexit yet you still get smug retards going>Durr proper shit now bet you wish you voted Remain
Mmmm food so yummy, lot of dopamine when it hit my tounge, mmmm but chicken sauce release more dopamine mmmm yummy yummmy...thats how all you food posters sound...thats how you sound.
bit skanky lookin' ngl
>>524014631Come the fuck on.
>>524014350He's making a comeback
>>524014807From his own official blog https://www.peterkyle.co.uk/blog/2019/11/03/living-with-dyslexia/>I really like engaging with people over Facebook and Twitter, and reaching out on my website here... The problem is that it’s 100% written and I’m severely dyslexic>When I was last assessed I was told I had the writing and comprehension age of 8 years and three months. That in certain areas I was in the bottom one percentile, in others the top one. Like many dyslexics, certain mental capabilities are broken down into extremes.
>>524014880>punish the public for Brexitthe goal was to swing the pendulumwhen things are in a state of flux, that's when you can make changes. Name a greater D&C psyop in history
>>524014856ok sounds funky i tried kangaroo once wasn't a fan but i know some saffers who really like zebra. it wont quite be so fancy for us though
>>524014910How autistic do you have to be to get so done over by human beings enjoying food?
>>524014350>Didn't he realize that people voted brexit to lower immigrationhe neither works for nor cares what "the people" want, he serves a different master
>>524014917She been on the ozempic?
>>524014551wasn't asking you plus id knock you out
>>524014917Ozempic or coke?
avin a tom tit
>>524014631>and his most recent dossier is titled dossier_final_final_usethisone_actualfinal_.doc(6)
>>524014917ozempic AIDS
>>524014246yes
>>524014350He is quoted saying that wages were rising and he had to push that down.Jeets were the answer
>>524015039Imagine him seething at Christmas dinner
>>524015076ozempic. coke makes you look good not malnourished
>>524014917How is she even still famous? She's released 2 songs in the past decade. Her last #1 was Somewhere Only We Know from the John Lewis advert way back in 2013.Why is she still making headlines?
Fucking hate misandrists
>>524015085You got a stomach bug or something? Always at it.
>>524015062go on then
>>524014431He dipped his willy in marmalade and had girls lick it off
>>524014910>not sure if bait>or profoundly autistickek
>>524015036I tried kangaroo too - not impressed. Honestly I was surprised by zebra.Sear it in the pan in butter then 1/2 hr in the oven.It's not like other meat - even horse meat.
>>524015052>>524015076>>524015089Probs was ozempic but she was already skinny enough.
>>524014910You sound like the sort of boring cunt who derives all of his pleasure in life from how hard he toils for Mr. Nosenblatt every Monday - Friday. You'd probably be happier working on a chink 996 schedule instead.
>>524015165The gossip rags love her for her right on political views
>>524015044thisBoris is a multi-millionaire, he never gave a shit about anything because none of it was ever his problemhe wanted to be pm for bragging rights and nothing more
>>524014921based
>>524014917how can it be cheating if he is her ex-husband?
>>524015212I had ostrich once. It was kind of like eating really lean beef.
>>524014350Boris is jewishHe said it himself hes very proud of his jewish heritege
>>524015119>you motherfucking eaters!!! STOP FUCKING EATING>*stomach gurgling intensely*>*quarter inch of meat left on his bones*>*tries to run to grab food out of fathers hand*>*trips and dies*
>>524015246he was groomed for it, Bullingdon boy and all that
>>524015139And other lies junkies tell themselves
>>524015165Keith Allen's daughter init, every cunts a nepo cunt now or even second/third generation nepo cunt so all the popular singers and actors are absolute shit.
https://youtu.be/4t4xjBvmbI0
>horselass wants me to visit her in Germany in the springThere are implications....
>>524015165She simps for Palestine.
>>524015292They were married.He snuck onto celeb tinder.She found out.Divorce raped him.
>>524013927Heres what i dont get: in loads of these photos why are they all smiling and happy to be photographed, if they were up to dodgy shit why pose for photos? And youd think if it was a blackmail operation photography would be covert.
Ay caramba...
>>524015266Doesn't seem too comfy to play or use in general. I bet it cost around 3 grand too.
>>524015039>>524015208>>524015244It's just one of those things that so human you don't need to talk about it. It's just redundant. The dinner table aknowledgement that the food tastes good makes me cringe everytime, like yeah, we're eating so it must be good, why do we need to aknowledge it.
>>524015428cheers mr celeb gossip fan
never donate to charityin fact you should ask them for a refund
>>524014246Duck i think. Not a big fan of turkey tbqh, its too dry plus its yankslop. Goose was the english crimbo din dins.
>>524015460Is that the ginger girl from stranger things on the left?
>>524015375Crackheads look like shit and that's literally just smoking cocaine.
>>524015428He was into her, too. Must have been repulsed by something.
>>524015460Feargal Sharkey's love child?
>>524014350https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15401633/Moment-desperate-migrants-use-designer-Nike-trainers-bail-sinking-dinghy-crosses-Channel.html
>>524014246Duck£5 from sainsburys cor
>>524015462£1100 kickstarter once the gay taxes were paid toogreat for travel, 64GB ram, plays most games, put an 8tb nvme with all my movies and tv on it
>>524014992*honk* *honk*
>>524015429
>>524015036Ostrich is good, like the best steak youve ever had
>>524015502I pay to charity through taxes. Too much if you ask me and they only exist where the government fails or some cunts have their hands out.
>>524015326I've tried most stuff.Ostrich is like beef, alligator is just like chicken.Moose stinks.I'm sure there's more I've forgotten many of them - it's the Christmas thing at my house since my French kids weren't impressed by turkey.TopTip: don't serve reindeer to your small kids at Christmas - they cry.
>>524015429I don't think they were trying to blackmail him with a photo next to Winnie the Pooh mate.
>>524015573>8tb nvmegiz a bit
>>524015505Revenge of the goose
>>524014917If that came down me chimney id turn the fire on
>>524015470Everybody has their irks I suppose. This one is pretty funny though.
>>524013915This Indian poobot posts in every single bong related thread.I'm pretty sure it's some sort of information warfare group.
Might try swan for Christmas dinner next year. Some of the halal butchers nearby should stock it.
>>524015598KEK HE HAS TIDDIES
>>524015723>Eat *this*!
>>524015470ffs
>>524015347Kek
>>524015573Good way of losing 8tb of data.
>>524015505Goose huh? Never had it, but that makes sense. There are many parks across the country where there are geese knocking about. I bet foreigners just nick them.
>>524015505Duck is huge in SW France.The best thing I've ever eaten is foie gras melted over duck breast.
>>524015695Thats what they want you to think. I was talking in general obv.
>>524015727even if she was bringing the 2 grams you ordered?
>>524015598Is that steve bannon?
wasn't it illegal to have anything other than goose for Christmas at one point, or is that another myth
>>524015860>foie grasIs top, just cant be doing with how they make it
>>524015470I don't really like smoked fish, so I tried some plain seabass in an omlette with a good bit of butter, and it was lush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7jrnaoemTk>>524014910>>524015470At least you're using grammar this time round.
>>524015554business idea: NGO to replace migrant water damaged designer trainers
>>524016009it was illegal to have christmas at one point
>>524016036Yeah - I know, but did you stop eating black pudding when you found out how it's made?If it tastes good in France it's going to be dinner.
>>5240160363d printed foie gras can't be far off surely
>>524016154jews were illegal at one point
Fox Hunting on the menu again
One guy a went to school with, a friend of mine he's a Bengali Muslim, he wasn't religious at all when we were younger and used to criticise and make fun out of islam and would follow alt-right figures and would drink often.Haven't sent him since I left school but still have him as a friend on Facebook but ever since that Israeli/Palestine thing happened he's become Muslim again and won't stop posting about Jews and Epstein on social media
>>524016228The long 2000s'member when May brought it up prior to the 2017 election to purposefully throw the vote
>>524016214the good old daysironically cromwell was involved in both the things we just mentioned
>>524016190Black pud dont hurt the pig tho afaik, foie gras production sounds fucked up.
>>524016214couldn't you just retroactively add in some extra goose fat to normal pate?
>>524016060This is what i'm on about, what am I suppose to add to that. I don't care that your fish felt good sliding down your filthy throat.
>>524016228More meat for halal butchers to carve up. I remember seeing a webm in one of these threads a while ago where a bunch of pakis had some freshly slaughered deer in the back of their truck and they were about to take them into one of those filthy butcher's shps they run.
>>524016036You had that thing were they drown buntings in brandy?
>>524015114yes. He worded it in a way thatdevloved him of responsibility. "The treasury demanded that I increase immigration from non-white, non-christian countries otherwise businesses will have to pay more wages to the common man" I dindu nuffink
>>524016360Was meant for frog poster
>>524016328>mmm>mmmm >my dinner is so tasty>mmmmmm>posts pic that looks like boiled loo roll
>>524016360Fuck no. Heard about it tho.
>>524016360that's how i want to go
night lads
>>524016328you might like to try it for yourself? Perhaps you are not fond of smoked fish either. Perhaps it reminds you of some similar anecdote that you could share, you fucking robot
>>524016399and rishi and patel were the ones making the economic arguments and issuing the visas, funny that
>>524016204You really can tell the difference.Cheap Eastern European foie gras is awful.Foie gras mousse is ok - but is also 2nd best.The good stuff is €30-50 for a small jar.
>>524016473good luck
>>524016328Calm down, lad. I know it's a tough time, but you'll be able to talk about your work day and the mental office bants again soon.
>>524016473Find purpose in vested slumber.
>>524016477People only like to talk about themselves, sharing an anecdote that puts me in the picture is pointless.
>>524016308True - but it tastes so good they're screwed I'm afraid
>>524016555okay, have you ever cooked an omlette?
>>524016555>People only like to talk about themselvesspeak for yourself
>>524016237can you ask him if radiohead is haram I want to know
>>524015343>>524014770Indeed, and not just Boris.
ASDA Cream of Tomato Soup 400g - £0.64Tesco Cream Of Tomato Soup 400G - £0.63Heinz Cream Of Tomato Soup 400G - £1.70wtf
>>524014454Hit job Although a lot of these auditors curiously have some sort of criminal background. Koleeberks springs to mind. He would taunt police, but turns out he’s a drug dealer
>>524016626That is literally how humans are designed.
On the fence with new judicator album. Fitting really.
>>524016698I tried Sainsbury's Oxtail.Was a bit watery in comparison Heinz.I assume the tomato will be similar.
>>524016698SSSStartStealingSoup
Arse pate
robo boy is still trying to figure out if he has cooked an omlette or not
>>524015554People think this is desperate situations forced on them. But they’re situations caused by them. Everything bad happening to them is their own fault.
>>524016748judge judicator
>>524014350Tories>immigration = lower wages = good for us!Left>immigration = more makefeelgood = good for us!They really genuinely are in practice the same, and they are against us, the common man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm1IuoG888o
>>524016228>protect wildlife>build concentration estates over meadow>solar farms on pasture>clear cut forestsThis government needs actually killing.
>>524014917she's not only shitposted on uk broadsheet and tabloid papers.... she's on the american ones too. "my marriage fell apart. its Soo empowering" on the frnot page of the new york times and washington post.Weird.>dad has a personality disorder>make bad pop music>married a c-list american actor with long standing fidelity issues>pay a damn good manager to shoe-horn you into every fuking yummy-mummy, waitrose-tier publication to promote your shit album I hate that this embarrassment has spread to america
Did David Copperfield show Ghiselle his famous vanishing sausage trick?
>>524016931>solar farms on pastureEd Zero wants to cover all our lakes in floating solar panels too.
>>524016797*SBSStartBubblingSoup>>524016851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLiktVyUasc compared to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InQfl3fn9CI
>>524016974Didn't she go to the Calais wog encampments and cry about how they need to all come over to Britain once too?
>>524016360No I haven't. I know what you mean though - they put tablecloths on their heads because they are shamed.I won't try that - I don't think I could afford it anyway.I bet they taste really good though.
>>524016997>David Cop-a-feel
>>524016974Did you see her on SNL ? She was shit.
Spent my evening meal prepping and forgot to eat. Kek.
>>524016997
>this is your party>and i'll cry if i want to>cry if i want to>cry if i want to
Would love to smash Joshs face in with a lumphammer
thank the lord i wasn't born a woman during the rapefugee era
>>524017202Muslims didn't kill a single person today.
>>524017217>>524017222
>>524017253Aye it's been an entire day since a suicide bomb killed 4 in pakistan
>>524016237He sounds based
>>524016473Elmer said night
>>524016698The question no-one ever asks is how do you get cream from a tomato.
Are the pally action prisoners actually going to starve themselves to death then?Do they know it's Christmas?
>>524016974Suckable tits for a foul wench
>>524017329they can't spend all day rejecting petitions anon
>>524017286You can have some too you drug addict nonce
>>524017430>Are the pally action prisoners actually going to starve themselves to death then?inshallah!
>>524016695Gavin Williamson, Suella Braverman, Thérèse Coffey, Rishi Sunak, Pritti patel, mordaunt, mogg, None of them were jews (as farr as I know) but they were uniquely incompetent. You cannot look at the deterioration of the UK over the past two decades and entirely blame it on the jews.
>>524017329>"No.">Sincerely, the Government
>>524017325Still time yet - another 3 days of car ramming potential at Christmas markets.
>>524017483>Ummm actually it's not the jews' fault, it's the fault of the people hired by the jews
>>524017222I wouldn't even rape you
>>524017454>t.lonely cunt in his bedroomKay.
>>524017430
>>524017062I'd need about 20 of them , there can't be much meat on a plucked sparrow
Nick lowles is at it again with a nu larp
>>524013915>y'all
>>524017483>incompetent
>>524017620Me own fookin mumA bawble
>>524017606
>>524017606I imagine you being completely unashamed - bring me another, say, 20 of these alky birdies garçon!
2025 was the year I began fermentation, starting with kefir and sauerkraut, to great success; 2026 is the year I ferment my own piss
>>524015429The weird ones are where hes just taking random pictures of whatevers going on. Its like hes documenting everything. Getting proof of who was where, who attended certain gatherings. Who was witness, who was present. Because he's clearly proud of his connections and thats why his gaffe is full of framed photographs. But then he'll have dozens of ones that wouldn't look out of place in some teenagers myspace album. And its like why are you taking pictures of that?
>>524017849>kefirIsn't that what the ragheads call non-believers?
>>524017849to use it as piss bombs for the uprising?
>>524017136How much wine though.
>>524017861Insurance so that if he ever went down due to one of his clients, he could drag that client down with him.
>>524017861I don't get how anyone would attend any event with him, like "oh, go to the open secret nonce's event where he's got Ghissy walking around with a camera the whole time"
>>524015429Same reason you always smile in photos with your missus
>>524017565exactly, you only have to look at the Corbyn operation to see how they eliminate undesirables and that's just the most public and high profile, it's been going on for decades at all levels, hell if they have to they'll just have an enemy killed.Said it before they are a vertically integrated group, they all have their part to play whereas we are a vertically disintegrated group and they literally make sure of that
>>524014246Lamb.
>>524018055Love a good lamb bhuna
>>524014577>daughterBAMEdad?
>xmas menty elf melty avoidanceDon't let your menty elf snowball this Christmas
>>524017961I was watching YouTube videos of an ex CIA handler and he heard stories of every room being wired for video and a control room with wall to wall monitors. Had to be a MOSAD blackmail op.And it's working.
Rolling single skin blunts. Gonna leave them like Easter eggs betwixt the good eggs in tesco.
>>524017849>it's good for parasiteYeah, I bet it is.
Fuck it waiteose. Those xunts need to relax.
>>524017331Always had you down as someone who'd convert if it came to the crunch, probably have some rationale about trad Sufism or something when really you just don't want to get a slashed neck
>>524018202foreigners might get to them first if you do that can you just send them to me instead
>>524017202how did pally action and their sympathisers feel about anyone protesting muslims in their communities after terrorist attacks and child rape gangs?yeah thought so
>>524018165>opening up about me mental health
>>524017899Similar word. Kefir is found in fermented yoghurt. Supposed to make your balls grow bigger actually.
I had to go to the next town over to get this specific turkey.I saw a bunch of teenage guy throw cans of what I think are energy drinks on the floor.Why the fuck would they do that? Should I have told them off? Or is that cringe.
>>524018390Lol no, christ is king
How common is renting out a bedroom in exchange for sex?
Might get proper fit next year, lads.
>turned off during covid>only now starting to weed out scroungers ffs
>>524018476You should.Young, white lads are the worst for it.
Fuck ever going to hospital
Started to see more people wearing masks.
>>524018196
>>524018705You need somewhere to stay?
>>524018644>We still revere Isa as a prophet la and we're dead keen on Mary yannoSeen it before, will see it again.
>>524018705fantasy larp for sad cuntsEven a room in a shared house will set you back anywhere between 500-700 a month. You can buy a whore for fifty quid
>>524018390https://youtu.be/mesySj71-0I
>>524018705More and more common, Jeets are bad for it apparently. Silly cunts don't realise that they could probably get a decent brass for that money and the rent money on top but I think they get off on the power too.
>>524018993>buy a whore*rent
>>524017590>t.tubby cunt on his settee
>>524019068The notion of a personal whore is quite appealing.
>>524018814>acidMassive smegma build-up. He had no choice.
>>524018624Yeah I've seen kids littering. I'm nearly 30, but I should lay into them. But they're not my kin and they'd probably give me cheek.Wouldn't want to end up like that boomer in the creek who stabbed that teen.
>>524019002That mad cunt hasn't even done it in crunch time, he's in it for the love of the game and tbf he's good at it, those Salafis are professional wind up merchants.
>>524019174Just break one of their arms and they'll never do it again.
>>524018830Is this from his place?
>>524018892Shut up you Muppet Christ is kingYou don't even know what this means
>>524018993wow 50 quid?How do you find hookers?
>>524019167>He said: "Mr Davies would squeeze my penis, pull back my foreskin and look at me and pull a face which indicated to me that he knew what he was doing to me was painful and say: 'Oooh it's got to be done."
>>524019198Just imagine if we could replace all the gimp-legged Mirpuris for proper English nutjob reverts. Would massively improve the state of play for the country
I've been offered a nosh for a cigarette. Fifty quid is good money up norf
>Angela Rayner 'would get deputy PM job back in deal to be Andy Burnham's running mate'
>>524018705I rented a room to a fat Korean, came home late on the first night and found her drunk and in my bed, wasn't a hard decision to drag her out, she tried again a few months later, sad foid, an illegitimate child farmed out to relatives, so your best bet is to just rent your room out and chose the cutest chick and hope for the best
>>524019255goon cave
>>524019453She'd do it for a disposable vape and a tin of dog food
>>524019379>offered a nosh for a cigaretteDid she take her teeth out?
>>524017684shut up nerd
>>524019259kek nonce wanker tripping out again, go for a nap with a Mark Passio video playing ya pseud melt.
>>524019259
lol Tate is was terrible
>>524019488>fat KoreanKinda my fetish.Why didn't you shag her?
>>524019526I don't think she had any. Was some crackhead outside a bar in town. Was minding my own business having a smoke and wouldn't give her a cig so she offered me a nosh. I politely turned her down because I'm a gentleman
>>524019326A golden age of absolute spastication, I'd love to see it. Middle class mummys boy cunts like Tim Winters need out of Islam and replaced with bipolar chavs.
>>524019453That would actually be insanity
>>524019255yeahttps://epstein-files-browser.vercel.app
>>524013915We're not giving you your flying saucers back and that's final.
>>524019488>a fat KoreanCor
Looks like Waitrose have won the cheap sprout race this year
>>524019679>Why didn't you shag her?because I wanted my rent money, I use to rent my room on a no contract, no bullshit verbal agreement and believe it or not I felt I had a duty to me tenants, had quite a few young girls and never tried to shag them even if I wanted to. Had a German girl who stayed for 2 years and we got on well, when she first came her dad phoned me up and said if I tried it on with her he'd fuck me up, he came and stayed a couple of nights too, judo master, built like a mongol rape baby
>>524019124Been tidying. New year be icumen in soon
>>524019729I bet Deano would love a good mosque chandelier.
>>524016698Heinz must be run by jews i swear, i went to my local co-op, tin of heinz beans with sausages, over £3, without beans still over £2.50.i prefer aldis beans the dirt cheap orange label ones, they just taste better.
>>524019974Close your eyes and think of the Dear Respected Comrade, Supreme Leader
>>524018814>only able to communicate using his eyes
>>524020087>ikea star wars led light rail
>>5240200471p per sprout? Lidl was like 8p for a bag
>>524020177>In addition the panel found it proved that Davies had ordered the patient to sit in a chair and told him not to "f*****g roll your eyes at me " when that was the only means of communication the patient had.
>>524020120Baked Beans are the only true WW2 austerity food hanging on in there now people realised that 'Powdered Custard' is really just corn starch.
>>524020218Per 200gI bought mine from Tesco for 15prip
>>524019594I accept your concession
>>524020047>1p each>Save £1.86>Was 5p??????
>>524020325Loss leader
>>524020120Heinz beans are watered down to hell now, you need to reduce them for about ten minutes to account for it and by then the beans are obliterated. Aldis are king atm, Lidl and Asda changed their recipes and are now crap, still better than Heinz though. You wanna get some wraps and make some scrambled egg and bean wraps for the week, bit of chili powder in the beans, warm up for a few minutes on a morning while the kettle's boiling, great. Proper breakfast every day even when you cba.
>>524019679I used to be mates with this degenerate American guy, he actually shagged my fat Moroccan flatmate when I was away, total cunt but there you go, he once said to me "why don't you try and shag them"? and I replied "If it was your daughter renting a room from me would you be ok with that", that shut him upShe was alright the fat girl from Casablanca, drank like a fish and showed me how to torrent
>>524018814Oh my god, this is horrible. Wtf is wrong with women?
>>524020120You can get yourself an all day breakfast or a full monty for £2.25 out of Sainsbury's.
>>524020064How did you set up these arrangements?
Just found out slyvester Stallone is a jew wtf
>>524020476Oh... it was a male nurse. I guess i was hasty, but still.
>>524020471It's a doggy dog world out there m8. You have to shag when you can.
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>>524020315Bet you do roly poly fat mong haha
>>524020064>pantomime larping hours
>>524020291>true WW2 austerity food hanging on in therethats probably because people dont eat beans like we do (on toast), they see it as weird like two things that dont go together, like japanese putting strawberries in a sandwich.i wouldnt put beans in a sandwich at least.
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1766274739865942.mp4Andrew Tate got lamped
>>524020471>fat Moroccan flatmateCor?
>>524020577>Rocky and Rambo star Sylvester Stallone, 62, had a maternal grandfather who was a Russian JewClose but no cigar.
>>524020530I used to use gumtree, meet them show them the room, take a cash deposit though I stopped even doing that when I got the last German girl coz I knew she was alrightHad a few nightmares too, first one was a Taiwanese christian girl, first thing she did was not pay me when I was out of the country, came back and she had left her stuff there so I just held it ransom, her bf tried to get heavy, that didn't work out so she had to pay meNo contract and no paperwork at all was the easiest and least risky way to do it, had this Indian/Caribbean mate and I offered him the room and told him the terms and he tried to trick me into writing it all in an email when I'd clearly explained it to him, never replied and never spoke to him again
>>524018830imagine having a goon-station so big
>>524020657whatever nigger, take more effort to make it up than it's worth which just goes to show how pathetic you are
>>524020692You never got a breky sarny from the sandwich shop where they put a spoonful of beans in? It's good.
>>524020064I'm the same. My daughter is going to London to do au pair work for a French family.She has a photo of me pumped to show her potential boss on her phone.I can be there in a day.
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>>524020851Why is it less risky for it to not be written down?
>>524020998Should be fun reading how he replies to this
>>524020961Surprised you get the time to work out when you're on here all week drinking and being pally with nonces you've apperently just met like?
>>524020998you really want to get into legal wrangles over a hundred quid a week room, nope. Simple you take them on and if it doesn't work out you get rid of them and get someone else, two weeks notice either way, though I once kicked a bloke out immediately he broke our agreement
>>524021193hmm, sounds fair enough. What agreement did that bloke break? Shit in your bed?
>>524021193>just kick them out me I doNo contract implies secure tenancy you low IQ fantasist.
>>524021145I do a set, read a bit - maybe post most days.A set takes a minute and I have a pretty full gym.But you don't do anything, do you? Or go anywhere - or do anything interesting - ever.
>>524020452last time i had heinz they just didnt taste right, the cheap ones at aldi have just the right consistency, the other ones they do are way too thick strong, knowing aldi they will soon discontinue them or hike the price. bean wraps sound good, ill have to try them.>>524020508ive bought these before but not for myself, its literally an all in one and the price is a good deal compared to a tin of heinz, though not if your buying like 20 at a time.does anyone remember those Londis stores or stores like them, that would sell all kinds of tinned food from cheaper brands that were not so known worldwide, they would also sell random biscuits like pink custard creams and assorted broken biscuits, pink panther wafers, rice crispie cakes. and assorted pick n mix type sweets.
>>524021247he came home on rent day and said"I want to leave and my gf said I shouldn't pay the rent because you have my deposit" she was studying law to which I said "well that sin't what we agreed", let him alone for a bit and had a think, then I knocked on his door and said "well if you don't trust me I don't trust you and you're in my fucking house so here's your deposit and I want you out now and next time you want to know what to do, don't ask your gf"He tried to get heavy with me by text, threatening me, me and bruvva bla blah, fucking wanker
>>524021302fuck off nigger
>>524020325Jewish
>>524021302imagine calling me low IQ when no contract literally means nothing, I don't have a contract with you do I am I a secure tenant in your home? Absolute cretin
>>524021481Utter bullshit
>>524021321Ooooooh sensitive madam!
>>524021634So these tenants never got mail delivered to the address, changed their legal documents to the address (driving license, passport etc) you never gave them keys to the property. They have literally no way to prove residence or that they paid rent even though you placed adverts which are easily searched.Listen to yourself. Really take a moment to read what you've written and ask who's thick enough to believe any of it apart from you
>>524021808I'm not wrong though am I?
>>524014039Contexte ?
>>524021976they had keys and they used the address wasn't a problem, mostly students so they weren't planning on staying long term anywayWhy would I bother lying about it, sad cunt
>>524021706the utter pathetic jealousy of someone who has obviously never actually lived a life
>>524022136Mods limited my cat postingCaturday!
>>524022177I ask myself the same question with every new larp you come up with
