PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
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>>524023830ty baker
TYB. and good evening gentlemen. And Merry Christmas.
>>524023830TYB and good evening anons
>>524024112Merry Christmas anons! Just realized Christmas will happen before we meet again.
i'm here but my pizza and wings aren't yet
>>524024250Also no new shows next weekend.
>>524024117Any word from his wrangler lately?
>>524024391Driver is cumming on them
>>524024468Oh no!>>524025145No, and I am getting worried. The last time she posted was Oct. 3
>>524025381>No, and I am getting worried. The last time she posted was Oct. 3I hope all is well with them. That seems like a longer than normal quiet spell.
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>524025643It is. Oddly enough, she followed me on twatter because I was liking all her posts. If it goes on too much longer I will have to inquire.
>>524024250See ya next year haw haw haw
>>524025751You've been told repeatedly; they resigned during an investigation, had a sex change, and now moderate a subreddit for furries.
>>524025776kek, I'm just imagining her looking at her phone like:>This 'Nate Higgers' guy really likes everything I post
>>524026022KEK! Exactly, I hope she likes shitposts and Louisiana Parole Board content!
>>524025973many such cases
All I want for Christmas is for Bryce or Addy or Jill Falcon to kick me in the crotch. Is that too much to ask?
>>524025973No fucking way, the guy pretends to be a girl now? Hahaha holy shit
>>524026141I miss louisiana parole board so much bros it's unreal. Additionally, the reelz stream keeps failing for me tonight ;_;
>>524026739yea same
This better be good.
5 minutes! get those hotpockets ready
>>524026739>I miss louisiana parole board so muchisn't it still on?
>>524026932I've eaten nothing but prunes and beets all day. I'm trying to stay within hobbling range of a toilet.
>>524026739January 5 seems like a long time
lol what the hell is she talking about?
>>524026996not till next year
>>524027015what for? i like both but not enough to eat on them all day>>524027092incoherent babbling is a defense tactic
somebody link me a working stream please or I can't watch
>>524027092She wan't to bump, bro.
>>524027015>prunes and beetsscary dump incoming
newfag here, where do i watch?
And we are LIVE with officer reddit fucking DRIVING
>>524027251reelz channel if you have cable/satellite
>>524027195>>524027251https://pastebin.com/EdYcdwMu
>>524027251Also on peacock I believe
>>524027179I just had a hankering for both.
>>524027251thetvapp dot to Then search reelz
dude is dressed like it's the 90s all over again.i like him.
Should I watch this or Packers Bears game? I don’t care about either team.
i believe he dindu nuffin
>ar in the drivers seat, extra mags on person>i aint got nuffin
I see a 76ers patch. Did they even make the playoffs in the 90s?
>>524027465He's a tad on the whiny side. I wonder what he was up to?
>>524027465The 90’s was pure nostalgia kino to be a white blue eyed child and teenager in middle school from 1997-2000 then freshman in high school when 9/11 hit and everything changed.
of course the Maher bros are working the Xmas epalways dependable, reliable Maher bros
>>524027539obviously this fren
>>524027424thank you <3
>he's still whiningkek
>>524027384>>524027424>>524027447>>524027460thanks guys
>>524027630can you say more /pol/ slop in one sentence?
richie shoulda pulled the trigger.
>>524027539Even if you don't like either, it's a great rivalry and they're both in contention so it should be exciting. It will be hard to top the rams Seahawks game on Thursday. That was the best game of the year by far.
>>524027729Millennial master race created this website faggot and you zoomers got all your cool shit from us
Oh hey, It's Daytona Beach. I live near here lol!
>>524027545Milquetoast Malone
I can't quite make out this one's species. Some sort of half-breed?
that was a pretty great opening
>>524027729That was a pretty accurate description of being that age at that time in this country...
>late for 90s themed party>damn kids won't eat their fucking vegetables
>>524027832you're so fuckin stupid and the reason why millenials suck shityou basically have the attitude and body of a boomer but nothing else
>>524027881mutt probably. looks white, acts and speaks black
>>524027881looks more like a quarterbreed than a full half breed
>>524027898nobody used those faggot terms back thenpure modern day garbage speak
>>524027940Zoomers are the failure kids of their failure parents Gen X (Gen neXt) that never got to be
We been spending most our livesLivin' in an Amish paradise
>>524027758Damn I don’t get Prime so I missed it. The last two Bills games were bretty good where they came back from 21 points down both times one in a snow storm.
what is this retarded road construction
Is this cop asian or mexican?
>>524028065how do you wake up with that hair/facial hair and go outside anywhere. yuck
good job dan
richie looks like he lost a few pounds
>>524028015I'm not talking about the specific language, I'm talking about what the language is describing you illiterate fucking faggot.
>>524027424you're the fucking man anon, I can't believe they finally got around to nuking all the free streams
>>524028200Checked, and really nice drawing.
God, this guy is fucking dumb.
ARE YOU EXPERIENCING VAGINAL ODOR?!
bioholes are disgusting
>ads for vaginal odorwho is this for? what woman is watching this shit rn
>>524028309i just searched the archive for 'vlc stream' on pol, was literally the first item in the list. when looking for other streams, or movies and stuff, use yandex. google, ddg and basically all american search engines are totally cucked and filter the results you want
If he actually shot the gun in FL he’s fucked and looking at prison time. He will be someone’s princess bride in a week in the penitentiary.
stop milking this shit and give us some action
>>524028065>Officer please>Please>A little boy kicked me in the butt last week;_;>>524028406Thanks friend, I'm glad you like it <3
>>524028628he fired it indoors after threatening 6 year olds, he's done no matter what jurisdiction
>>524028068Saw today that this week Chuck Schumer began a press conference on the recent shootings by saying "Yay Bills they beat the Patriots". Dems are scum.
>>524028542>when looking for other streams, or movies and stuff, use yandex.I did. 25 pages. They all got shoahed. They're cracking down.
>>524028475I've only experienced that once in my life and found spray for it in her bathroom. Nice lady tho.
>>524028708True but Florida has some crazy law I forget that if you fire a gun the. You get like automatic 20 years or some shit. There was some lady who shot at her abusive boyfriend/husband and got the mandatory 20yr sentence in FL
>>524028740Jordan Love just got helmet blasted out of the game. Yeah Dems can’t sink any lower but they will. Watching this now because Bears will probably win with Love gone.
>>524028682That start of the episode was more action than this show usually shows in months.
Richie is good when the shit goes down, his Redditness notwithstanding.Is this WV driver a sovereign citizen, a little bitch, a Black guy, all of the above?
>>524028704I like this one too.
>>524028757oh wow, its been a few months since i did it so thats news to me.this dudes going to talk himself into arrest & tow
this is a lightskin little bitch
>>52402880710 20 Life for firing a gun during commission of a felony mandatory minimums in Florida.
>>524028862just a nigger
>>524028704>I just smiled at him and tattooed my other cheek!
If I ever meet Dan, Im going to say "I pay your salary" and "This is a career decision."
WHere are we watching now? I cannot seem to connect to Shrimps
>>524028917Really he could arrest him for just driving without a license if he wanted to.
Do you guys think I should become a cop so I can be mean to brown people and get paid for it?
>>524028967Yeah I forget the exact circumstances of it, but it was a national news story anywhere from 5-10 years ago I can’t remember when exactly.
>>524028997never connect to Shrimps
new capture is such shit4 dotshalf-circleodd number/letter outsuch a waste of time
somebody couldn't handle all that car
>>524029055Post Floyd, they're paid to do the opposite - or else.
>>524028998i've been pulled over without mine before and they had no problem looking me up in the computer to see that i'm valid, didnt even get a ticket (i had a light out i was unaware of)
>>524029058Member the motorcyclist who was hit by some nigger bitch and he followed her home and she came out waving a gun and he blasted her to death? I don’t even think he was charged.
Dodge Chargers are NOT a nigger car. They just look really cool.
>>524028997just kys for even mentioning that crustacean
There it is, flirting with a Black citizen, the new SOP for LEOs in the USA.
>>524029173It's still illegal and they guy's being a nigger regardless.
>>524029173i have my dl number memorized because i am very forgetful
>>524029214New ones look awful both two door electric Charger and sedan. The Mustang won the muscle car war.
>>524028051>>524028286absolute malding fat retards
>>524028997>shrimpdick.glownigger.govshiggy
>>524028998Just memorize your drivers license like a phone number. If you get pulled over just give them the DL number and they can look it up ez-pz
>>524029159>all that car4 cylinder turbo automatic lol
>>524029145this kills the jeets and niggers
>>524028286and your dumb ass couldn't fathom a god damn thingKYS buckbroken nigger
>>524029312ok well i miss u guysflumprnbsn
>>524029292>electricare you "Californian"?
>>524029302>>524029386Isn’t your serious little gay leader about to go live or something right now to cry like a female for a few hours and have you sending him superchats like you’re on onlyman’s?
>crewupdate the list
>>524029445I know the new Chargers have a ICE option too but the fact the Dodge made an electric Charger is so retarded it deserves to be mentioned anytime a new Charger is discussed. Worse than the BMW Supra which actually looks great in person besides the interior.
>>524029516i hate that spic manlet cocksucker more than you since i couldn't stand to save that fuckin faggots picture to my ssd
>>524029359you really think so?
>>524028200both
retard alert
>>524029610they were likely getting gov subsidies for doing electric cars
>>524029675probably not as much anymore but when it came out a couple days ago, there was a couple threads say this, mini iq test
>mom shows up with weed in the carkek
find mommas weed!
>>524029740Not anymore kek. I voted for this.
>>524029672Later zoom zoom
>>524029737I can fix her
>skunky smellThat's one way to describe that awful, ghetto smell.
>>524029688>bothKek, thanks for the screenshot, I missed it. There's a lot of Vietnamese in Louisiana, apparently.
>>524029861When i'm out in the evenings, it seems like every fourth car is just emitting a cloud of weed.
>shoutout
>you're not going to jailBut mom sure is.
>Team green
Mom’s a based retard
>>524029972WE IN THA BUILDIN
lmao the mom is goin to jail
it feels like this is all going wrong
>bring like 2 ounces of weed straight to the copswew
>fat bag of weed bagged up for distributionlol, lmao
>>524028997guys please. i wanna watch ):
>>524030040IM SHOCKED
>>524030033what the fuck was she thinking????
>I learned it from you!
>>524029737just gonna go ahead and pat myself on the back for this one
>>524030054>>524027424
Once again, Dan has so much to say about nonviolent White perps. Last night, about dangerous Black perps he said:sighwowF U, Abrams
>>524030079>thinking
>>524030079they don't think. i have a medical card and the only time you'd find weed in my car is on my way home from the dispensary. the empty alcohol bottle isn't helping kek
>>524030140That's because of his unconscious bias and racism. He has low expectations of Black people, so he's not shocked when they behave poorly.
>>524030281
how much did this domain cost
>>524030140Probably just has white guilt because he's so white.
>>524029824funny thing is im not a zoomretardFAT FAGGOT
How is whatever they're selling on this 'ho' website different from actual weed flower? It's just some chinese grass sprayed with analog chemicals, isn't it?
>admitting to trafficking
>>524030482she's not very bright
this is prolly dan's favorite segment of all time
BITCH JUST STOP TALKING GOD DAMN
>>524030442cbd is one of the chemicals in weed. thc is the one that does the stuff you traditionally associate with it. the actual effects of cbd (if any) are not well documented. lots of people sell it while making claims, and lots of people buy it and take it while getting some kind of placebo effect.
>>524030442cbd is good for neurological issues like people with seizures. i don't see how it'd give you energy or any of the things listed in that commercial though
>the training officer had to put the car in gearwhat
BOYS THERES A NIGGER. WE'RE EATIN' GOOD TONIGHT
DRIVE FASTER ROOKIE
>Jesus rookie you drive like my grandma and she's dead
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
>>524030597>i don't see how it'd give you energy or any of the things listed in that commercial thoughThat's why the claims are vague. "Crushing it all day long", "boss lady", "makes me not want to lose my mind", etc
all that running and he didnt even try to ditch the gun
ROOKIE REDEEMED
>>524030684Dan needs to talk to Jared, he handles the endorsement deals.
nice outfit
would not save
>nig and nig cop meet and silently commiserate while the nigress just keeps on bitching
>>524030644AND A NIGGETTE RIGHT AFTER? HELL YEAH!
>>524030777TripsI hate fat bitches that don't want to wear bras
goddamn this is a fucking hoodrathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEkVI_7eRO4
>wild Sheboon is chimpimg out at family dollar with her gay nig assistant
>okay so BOOM he tried to so-called "claim"most niggerish shit I've heard all day
incredible
well we got to see that guys buttcrack
>am i bein profiled here
>>524030574>>524030597Thanks, I assume it's a lot of snake oil. My actual question was more about wondering what the origin of the 'CBD' was. For instance, is it a strain of weed that's heavily CBD heavy and they extract it out using temperature or chemicals, then you smoke the extract? I don't think they're sending you actual flower.I ended up going to their website and they claim it's sourced from hemp in Oregon. The product is either a tincture, gummy, dog treat, etc...God, what a world where I can buy weed from woody harrelson online and watch a jiggaboo get arrested for transporting weed at the same Anyway, shout out to team green
>>524030777checked
eh heh heh heh heh
>smoking meth>lube>vibratorw-where's the girl
>>524028200
>>524031042>eh heh heh heh heh
>>524031035cbd extract is legal pretty much everywhere. HO isn't selling actual weed. but there literally are places in the US where you can legally have weed delivered to your door from local dispensary
Bro doesn't look like he should be a chubby chaser but I guess any port in the storm, huh
>>524028704
The friend bailed out before they took off. Smart smart smart
Chimpout incoming
>ArkansasI'm still not entirely convinced that's a real state.
>>524030371Seething hatred he can't hide. What a rat.Has anyone on CNN ever pwned Scott Jennings or is it always the opposite?
>>524031243marijuana makes you content with mediocrity.
>>524031106How thankful I am to just have normal fetish’s… I love women who have thick thighs and big asses wearing fishnets and g-strings and occasionally whores who have tattoos all over their bodies.
>>524031295No, he's the smartest man on CNN. What a distinction.
Gib link
>>524031243i'd take my chances with the sea
>>524031325Most niggers are pussy hounds too. Like I always say they'd fuck a mound of sand if it's shaped like an ass.
>>524031337here you go bro
A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
>phizer drugs make you molest your dog with an eggbeaterwhat the hell did i just watch
>>524031393that bitch looks like a middle school trapper keeper
You niggers need to give a link
>>524031393
>>524031337>whores who have tattoos all over their bodies.I've never seen a girl without tattoos and wished that she had some. Roll for your generic girl tattoo:0. Single word written in script (Imagine, breathe, stronger, etc...)1. Cartoon/Anime character2. Feather/Dreamcatcher 3. Quote/Song Lyric/Poem/Bible Verse4. Chinese/Japanese Characters5. Animal6. Flower7. Tramp stamp/Barbed Wire/Tribal/Geometric pattern8. Flash/Sailor Jerry9. Portrait of a family member/celebrity Doubless. Ex baby daddy's nameTripss. Your name (Unprovoked by you)Quadss. Debt free virgin without tattoos
>>524031469it's hard work, but someone's gotta do it
>stop doin that stupid stuff>you like a female to me
>>524031481>>524027424
>>524031482No
>you look like a female to meBased nigga copHe's a bitch for sure
>that's a female movelmfao he just called you a bitch, bitch
You like a female to me bruh. I'm thinkin about kissin you on the lips right now.
>>524031482
>>524031497gimmie a 1!
"how old you is" - Richland County Sheriff's Deputy
GIVE ME A REELZ LINK PLEASE
hoflation is devastating even urban communities
>20 dating a fat sloppy 33 year old bitch with a bunch of kidsHe is definitely with her so he has a place to stay and live off her SNAP benefits.
>>524031517If every Black kid grew up in a household with a dad like him, things would be different, maybe
>>524031607>>524027424
NIGGERS
>>524031497Tattoos are always trashy.
>>524031497>Tripss. Your name (Unprovoked by you)GIMME TRIPS NIGGER
>>524031631He's more like a big brother than a father. Fat bitch probably plays Fortnite and eats Doritos for breakfast
>>524031497i can't win
>>524027424You’re a NIGGER
>>524031626>He is definitely with her so he has a place to stay and live off her SNAP benefits.Dis my gurl cah
>>524031658almost always.
>>524031607How about you quit being poor and pay $5 a month?
>I wouldn't steer ya wrong, chiefI trust him.
>>524031497Rolling for quads
>>524031597Yo how many orbital revolutions of the sun has yo ass been around for
>>524031737it's only the first month actually
>>524031729That one is OK.
>sitch-i-ated
that poor xterra. maybe the last good nissan.
>>524031811>it's only the first month actuallyOFC
100mph in that shitboxImpressive
damn that was a nice chase
>>524031701i was referring to the cop
>>524031908they made some of them with a supercharged vg33. not a ton of power but cool motors
>>524031811Oh no, not $10 a month!
>>524031908rip
>>524031968kek I remember this one.
>>524032032All it will take is one nigger dying and the crazy Arkansas pits end. They'll use a 15 year old pic when the nigger was a baby.
>>524032008It is just $5/month.
I'm getting tired of the anti-Christmas fags this year. They're being very passive aggressive this time around.
>>524032034I remember it too, but can't remember where.
>>524032145imagine what you could do with this button
>>524032145how about $0 a month, because that's what I'm willing to pay. if I couldn't find it for free, I just wouldn't watch it.
>>524031517>>524031541>You like 'The Notebook?'>Y-yes>That looks like a female movie to me
>>524032179That sucks anon. I'm in Texas, everyone has been respectful about it, no one says happy holidays, cept faggotsMerry Christmas
>>524032179they know they're losing
>>524032242Cops came to a call about a screaming woman, they saw someone in the backseat of a truck.Knocked multiple times and they didn't answer until the mom came out. Then a druggie man and woman came out of the car. The woman has a Crooner Frankenstein's Monster tattoo.
>>524031737How about (you) suck my dick faggot
>dude deadnamed the show
>what is it?>on patrol
>this is LivePDthis show could go for 100 more years and people would still be calling it LivePD
actual couple or actual whore?
>>524032366see here friend:>>524027424
Fucking Jew faggots, get fucked.
So that's why she looks so oldBitch is on drugs
why did they cut the mic of the officer who was interviewing the junkie
>>524032479Nigger
>officer bussydid i hear that right?
>>524032486
>>524032269>You like 'The Notebook?'a friend of mine played in the stupid movie
>>524032542she was telling secrets
>>524032557>Corporal B. Usey
did this fat nigger just admit that he swallowed his weed lmao
>>524032593tell him some anons said he's a faggot. also what role did he play so we can look it up and make fun of it?
>>524032266OK.
>>524032266Jew
West Virgina Big fat mamaTake me homeCountry road
>seat pulled all the way up>cheetah print blanket on the seat>black ice air freshener>giant drinksIs this every trashy woman's car? I feel like I've gotten a ride in this car.
>>524032671what was it? i missed it. looks to crystally to be coke
>>524032839Meth
I just got to my computer, I see that the thread is almost as slow as last nightblame the captchas?miss Nye?
domino's advertisement with a niggette who looks like a man
>>524032657it's a she, but only had a bit part... maybe 30 secs total screen time... she's married now and going through that "i'm more than just a mom!!" phaseinsane how liberalism slowly spread and finally reached that generation
>>524032684>I'm a jew for not wanting to give jews moneyok retard
this guy is a bad liar
>>524032880I hope you guys support your local pizzeria instead of chain restaurants
She's getting the pussy pass
who's gonna fix her
>field testshumiliation ritual. just do the breathalyzer
new bread >>524033037>>524033037
steve urkel soundin ahhh
what is this nigga's accent
she didn't have any trouble blowing. go figure.
>>524033090drunk
