it is inhumane we feed our prisoners inedible slop.
>>524042250don't worry they get tons of extra protein
they should get nothing and starve. then throw their corpses away to make sure they can't be used as food
How do they get so jacked on that slop?
>>524042358All the extra proteins this anon >>524042316 briefly mentioned.
They should change it to this so they can all get scrawny and have all the joy sucked out of their lives like in Hong Kong prison. No seasoning, everything cold and over boiled. At least it’s “healthy” .
>>524042415Gymcels consume 200g of protein a day and don't get nowhere as big. Maybe prison environment keeps your T levels elevated.
>>524042250Its inhumane taxpayer money is wasted in feeding, clothing and housing criminals
>>524042318>they should get nothing and starve. then throw their corpses away to make sure they can't be used as foodwholesome
>>524042448Seeing a 'deen fragment that small scares me
>>524042515I would just have them plant and grow their own food but for whatever reason most prisons treat prisoners like suicidal children that need constant expensive care.
>>524042250Animal's eat slop. You live in a cage because you cannot control your actions.
>white ppl food
Duh you live in a shithole.
>>524042632I think it’s eel.
>>524042316>>524042415Right but it's like picrel giving "infinite power." All the extra protein would have to come from somewhere. If there weren't enough calories in their meals collectively, they'd all still be atrophying.
>>524042250Indian prison food looks better.
pic 2/2
>>524042754The Hong Kong prison meals are great. They actually plan them out, to be demoralising but not degrading. To be nutritious but still leave you unsatisfied, or unable to sustain muscle gain. And it rarely ever changes.
>>524042506When I was locked up, I'd see other inmates working out regularly 7 hours per day. I myself would play basketball 10 hours per day. Way more than any nig.
Hahahahahahaha
>>524042816I would create Magic: The Gathering proxies.
>>524042358Prison food is actually very nutritious it’s just disgusting and is often expired. You have to turn off the “yum yum” part of your brain and eat like a robot or animal.
Prison grocery
>>524042754I hope you're right, anon.
Also some foods purchased on commissary are super high in protein. Beans, fish, peanut butter, etc.
Guards and inmates share food
>>524042907I could actually eat this one. If it had flavour of some kind. They purposely don’t add anything to it except maybe a little bit of onions, as all Asians do with everything.
>>524042653They cannot be trusted with basic tools as they will turn them into improvised weapons, serial repeat offenders should just be put to death
>>524042940Typical low test euros Prison in America is a warrior factory
>>524042801>Nutritious >Unable to sustain muscle gainYou are not very smart
>>524042250drop those last two words and you got it.
>>524042250They get most of their food from the commissary or whatever they call it.
>>524042892I literally did that too. I only played by myself, because most prisoners are retards and dont already know how to play. I even printed out card lists for my family to send me in case I ever get locked up again.
>>524042358ramen and tuna from the commisary
>>524042976you are brown
>>524042946I’m a supertaster I gag at a lot of foods but I also know how to turn off my brain and start eating like an animal
>>524042980Well you can’t gain muscle in there anyway. You’re not allowed to work out. You’re not allowed to go in the yard. You’re not allowed to look up or do anything except be humble. You can’t take two meals, so good luck getting bulked up on something that’s designed to keep an Asian guy hungry.
>>524042250No, it's too humane, small time peddlers should get fed slop while the more vile prisoners like rapists, murderers, etc.. shouldn't be fed at all, they should be thrown into a dark concrete cubicle and left to rot to death.
>>524043013You are a gigantic pussy. You live in an ikea vagina. Your ancestors slept in holes in the ground and ate raw deer. They would literally snap your microplastic fluoride riddle body in two.
>>524043035When there's a will there's a way. Asians just are not willing to defy authority even in prison.
>>524043008I had a feeling you’d say that. I heard some people play D&D in there but I’d be careful with that, imagine being too good at it and then you have to run D&D campaigns all night instead of going to sleep.
>>524042250at least they don't torture them
Try not committing crime then lmao.
>>524043092They’re not allowed to. Prison is different in Asian society. There’s no room for being a gangster. You’re humiliated from the courtroom to the prison cell and it doesn’t really change. And they beat you.
>>524043118Prisons in places like Texas have no ac and routinely get to 120 degrees
>>524043102I also read 126 books in 13 months.
>>524043090cry more about being a loser that will never live in my country
>>524043152>>524043013>>524042940>>524042909>>524042844no one in america is jealous of being a europoor, achmed
>>524043144I played a random Māori at chess once who had been inside and he beat me. Probably the only Maori who’s ever beat me at chess. Did you make up your own magic proxies and rules just for fun? You could do stuff like have flip cards so you don’t fully know what “your opponent” is doing, etc. I used to play magic by myself too. I’m glad you’re free now man. That must have been one hell of a mind trip sitting by yourself playing magic against yourself inside a cell. I hope it at least took you away from your thoughts for a while.
>>524042250Nonwhites can't be rehabilitated so making the prison a punishment center is the only solution to nonwhite crime
>>524043141i had to go through something like that when I lived in Jaliscoall i had is a shitty fan in a tiny little room
>>524043152Why the fuck would I want to live in some faggy euroqueer country. America is the country of alphas. We have the tallest strongest athletes the richest people the most advanced tech. The only people that want to live other places are low test beta males who want walkable cities and can’t stand competing with others because they are genetic trash.
>>524042930Fun fact: vegemite has a higher protein percentage than peanut butter
>>524043102I tried D & D. Never having played before. The DM was a tard. I could have made it more fun than he did. I found it's better to stay up all night and sleep during the day in cold months. During the summer I'd be outside all day though.
>>524043132Put a black or hispanic or even a white person in asian prison and they will still find a way.
>>524042250If it was up to me they'd get bread and water, maybe some bugs
The American prison system is a national treasure. It’s the marines for people who don’t want to join the military and better in many ways.
>>524043195Retarded shart. Northern European prisons are the gold standard, by every metric. No-one is surprised that you are too stupid to understand that.
>>524043205I tried my best to stick with actual cards and rules. Sometimes I'd forget the exact card name and make it up. I think I had 8-40 card decks and would run tournaments against each other and see who won.
>>524043314This dude mad because some tatted up ex con with literal swastikas blasted on his neck and shit from stabbing niggers and spics in prison is railing the shit out of his oneitis
>>524042801>bowl of slave grains with a singular egg
>>524043267I’d always be worried about somebody getting a little too comfy with me being DM, expecting it you know. Then again I don’t know what it’s really like.
>>524043385To be honest it's not that different from the typical asian dinner
>>524043371I'd use little 1x2 inch pieces of paper and mix them up in a cup or bowl and draw the cards like "drawing out of a hat"
>>524042250Make them earn better food for better behavior, worse food for antisocial behavior.If you're gonna act like a cunt expect to get fed like one.
>>524043371I’m always somewhat amazed and dismayed by the amount of Magic cards I can remember, even without thinking I do. I can’t remember important stuff that could actually help me, but I remember what “Kai Takahashi” looked like and did. It’s kinda sad but we all have the things we enjoy.
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>>524043377Nah, I've been in jail but not prison. It was a bunch of literal fags
>>524043500Also no commissary, it just incentivizes machiavellianism.
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>>524043521lol, I don’t know if it’s all in my head but I’ve seen a couple of news blurbs about people playing d&d in jail and how into it “all the inmates” are becoming and then there’s this white guy and all of a sudden he has a whole bunch of freaks and black inmates coming up to him to “play D&d” and probably wishes he could switch that shit off, because these guys start thinking of him as a new PlayStation or something.
They deserve to eat lumpy nigger jizz and potatoes
>>524043441Most Asians eat only plain rice a lot of the time, maybe with a couple eggs if they're lucky. Then on Sunday they might have some pork and a big family dinner
>>524043605Like you hear a voice coming up from the toilet and it’s 4am and you’re just trying to rest but the local crip set wants to do a campaign
>>524043504I printed these lists just in case it ever happens again.
>>524043605Just use your speed
>>524043605My brother is in prison now. I send him pictures and letters that he gets on his tablet. He's super jacked now, he buys protein powder and works out all day, plus he graduated college and works as a maintenance guy in the prison
>>524043011This. Most of the foods you would find in a small convenience store are available at insane prices in prisons. Inmates make the most ingenious recipes from them.
>>524043646I remember doing campaigns with my friend when I was 12 it was like we were in a real adventure he was White.
>>524043666Wow man, you were well prepared! Don’t go back my friend. Nothing is worth it. Better to just disappear if you have too many problems rather than end up there.
>>524042250prisoners should be fed a bowl of eggs every day
>>524043714They have more drugs in prison than on the outside. They have shit called k2 that is on a piece of paper and one tiny piece of it fucks you up all day
>>524042250this is where nigger myth "white people food bland" is bornThey are served food by whites in HS and in prison.
>>524043741I played some weird quasi-d&d that a few genius friends I had made up. It was pretty good but I never got too deep, beyond video game adaptions etc. I do love Magic though but I’m strictly an old era kind of guy. Can’t stand this new Spider-Man shit.
>>524043714Niggers don’t do that retarded convict cooking shit they just eat whatever the fuck they are serving. Pussy ass suburban white boys need a tuna melt with mms and shit lol
>>524043808My friend told me when they roll joints in prison they’re like a tiny needle and they keep it going for ages, putting it out and relighting it and shit. And because they’re in a jail cell just completely sober when they get a hold of this proper weed it just fucks them up for a few days. Sounds kind of nice in a highly dystopian way.
>>524043884Oh and one little bit lasts for days the way they Scrooge it. But that was just my friend’s experience. He also talked about doing dumb shit like smoking bowls of meth with psychos. That doesn’t sound fun, sitting in a cell high on meth. No thanks.
>>524043884White boys in prison are so fucking hilarious Doing drugsGamblingPretend gangsPrison cooking Commissary shitPrison culture Niggers go from the street to the pen and it’s literally nothing for them they just carry on with their normal lives.
>>524043852Because nigs dont have money. Or anybody on the outside that cares about them to put money on their books.
>>524042971that's not true at all. most prisoners (especially the ones that aren't niggers) will happily work in the kitchen or garage just to speed up their sentence
>>524042250why feed em? hang em.
>>524042250It has drugs in it to make the prisoners more docile.
>>524042976The term is "Gladiator Academy."
>>524042250more protein than a korean university cafeteria
>>524042358Extra trays ramien noodles beef sticks some tuna pouches and eat a lot commissary and extra food
>>524046005Are you actual Hong Kong native chink or some jeet invader or gaijin tourist?In case your actual HK chink, what do you think about the falling of the British Empire and the subsequent deal in 1997 that HK is going to be handed over to China on 50 yrs?I mean china is doing quite great so maybe not the worst idea to be part of it, or do you rather like being your own country?
>>524046005Reminder that rice and beans have complimentary amino acid profiles giving you more actually usable protein than most non-animal food would give you.
>>524043092>defy authority even in prisonHow fucking stupid are you?
>>524043301NoThey won't You are one stupid fucking cock sucker
