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Anonymous (ID: ww8DAaHR) Archived

12/21/25(Sun)03:36:27 No.524043591

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Anonymous (ID: ww8DAaHR) 12/21/25(Sun)03:36:27 No.524043591 Archived

> go to wollies for some chicken tendies
> Attention customers as part of a national day of rememberance for the Bondi terrorist attack we will observe a minute silence
> everyone stops
> silence.jog
> clanker sings out
> > please place your items in the bagging area
> > Please place your items in the bagging area
> > PLEASE PLACE YOUR ITEMS IN THE BAGGIN AREA
> fuck wollies and fuck clankers
> get home
> mum burns my tendies

Anonymous (ID: tFJMYVTb)
12/21/25(Sun)03:37:31 No.524043625

Anonymous (ID: tFJMYVTb) 12/21/25(Sun)03:37:31 No.524043625

>>524043591
>Woolies
Why do Australians speak like children?

Anonymous (ID: ww8DAaHR)
12/21/25(Sun)03:39:40 No.524043689

Anonymous (ID: ww8DAaHR) 12/21/25(Sun)03:39:40 No.524043689

>>524043625
Heading down to the servo with Dazza and Shazza to get a pack of durries

Anonymous (ID: NEmTtRTI)
12/21/25(Sun)03:40:36 No.524043724

Anonymous (ID: NEmTtRTI) 12/21/25(Sun)03:40:36 No.524043724

>>524043689
>servo
Service station or gas station

>durries
Cigarettes

Anonymous (ID: 1CrTbmZ1)
12/21/25(Sun)03:42:31 No.524043783

Anonymous (ID: 1CrTbmZ1) 12/21/25(Sun)03:42:31 No.524043783

>>524043689
Dazza = Darren / Daryl

Shazza = Sharon

Anonymous (ID: eapgWCYc)
12/21/25(Sun)03:44:43 No.524043862

Anonymous (ID: eapgWCYc) 12/21/25(Sun)03:44:43 No.524043862

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>>524043625

Anonymous (ID: Wy7s4ola)
12/21/25(Sun)03:51:29 No.524044075

Anonymous (ID: Wy7s4ola) 12/21/25(Sun)03:51:29 No.524044075

>>524043689
>Finding the most stable adsorption geometry of a flexible molecule on a catalytic surface remains a key challenge due to the high dimensionality and ruggedness of the potential energy surface.

>Adsorpsy wabbles of the flexy mollos on a cattysur is a shemozzle cuz of the high dimdams and ruggsy wuggsies of the potty surfie wurfie.

Am I Australian now?

Anonymous (ID: LJcPgiD7)
12/21/25(Sun)03:52:18 No.524044112

Anonymous (ID: LJcPgiD7) 12/21/25(Sun)03:52:18 No.524044112

>>524043591
just admit you were there to shoplift

Anonymous (ID: AdZoeQRW)
12/21/25(Sun)03:56:25 No.524044229

Anonymous (ID: AdZoeQRW) 12/21/25(Sun)03:56:25 No.524044229

>>524043591
666 in the woolworths logo