I like cigarettes and guns and I like cheap good internet and I masturbate every single day. Okay, now say something you love about being in America right now. Don't say negative things or be sarcastic or I'll get you.
Hurry up I don't have all night!
It's easy af to get rich in America
>>524045814I like being massive and having infinite resources and being able to tell the rest of the world to fuck off whenever I feel like it.
>>524045872I spent one summer working in a silver mine in Arizona and they paid me $68 starting and also paid me to get trained for it. All I did was operate heavy trucks and never even went into a fucking mine. I had zero background experience and they said they'd rehire me whenever I came back. >>524045934This is the funnest part I feel. I love that even the homeless here are very well fed and it's basically impossible to starve at all if you don't literally live in the middle of nowhere.
>>524045984Sorry it was Nevada, in Arizona I worked at the Tucson Gem Show and made $20,000 in a single night from Saudis.
>>524045872not for me
>>524046070Go pick beets during beet harvest and you'll have enough money from working that to last you all year. It's easy from that point to save a great deal.
>>524045814Every other week I wake up and open this website. And without fail, some extroadinary shit is going down. Homosexual transgender enjoyer blasts a preacher in the neck? Full HD with running commentary as the investigation unfolds. Epic fist fights for no apparent reason, including in movie theatres screening childrens anime cartoons, People just getting run the fuck over. Things exploding. Students learning about the metric system the hard way whenever there’s a school shooting, which seems to be often. All captured on camera and you burgers just webm it while singing your national anthem. You truly are our greatest ally. Thank you America.
>>524045814I like how chaotic it is. I'm obessesed with the mess that is America
>>524046348Aw, thank you.
Mostly the friendliness of the people. Everyone tries to be cheery to strangers, smile, say good morning. I encountered some Euros in Central America on vacation and they were huge pricks. White Sao Paulo Brazilians too.
>>524045814That's a BIG BOY!!!!!!
>>524045814Your country is a land of filth. The sooner America is wiped out, the better.
>>524047028OK Mohamed
>>524047028I warned you not I'm going to get you
