You've attended to your chores? Behaved well? Worked hard all year? You trannies have spun all your flax? Remember there is no spinning on the twelve days of Christmas. You've set out your porridge for Frau Perchta? I'd hate to see anything ruin your holidays.
>>524049606no, i've been a bad goy.
>>524051577Everyone says it's a pagan holiday and then spits on the pagan traditions. Don't blame me when instead of a shiny coin you receive disembowlment from her troupe of demons. When your families insides are replaced with straw maybe the rest of you will bring Frau her porridge.
>>524049606I've behaved incredibly well as per usual,but I also watched alot of porn. Personally I think my good behaviour balances out the porn I watched. But umm you know, especially if Frau Pertcha is listening, I wouldn't watch any porn if I had my dream gf. So...
>>524053921If she sees any cumrags left out her army of unbaptised children will take your skin and make a scarecrow out of it.
>>524051809yes, it is true. I am not blaming you. I definitely hope Frau Perchta will have her porridge. Sending thoughts and prayers her way (but no porridge, as of yet).
