This is a public service reminder for Fucking men! Oh you have a date tonight? Did you confirm it yesterday and did you confirm it today? if you haven't sent multiple confirmations women ain't Fucking doing that date!Women are not going to spend 2 hours putting on makeup, damaging their hair by putting heat on it, going through all the pre-date shit when it isn't Fucking confirmed! Takes 5 seconds to text asshole!
Chad doesn't have to date, just goes straight to the fucking stage.
not reading all that lol bye
>>524056832Virgin line
>>524056656I got chewed out by a granny for not confirming a meeting with her when we spoke in person about itbut since the meeting was a week later I'm the asshole for not reminding her
>>524056656Men DO NOT go on dates WITHOUT CONFIRMATION that you will CRAM your TONGUE up my ASSHOLE if I buy you a TWENTY DOLLAR SALAD and LIE to you about how INTERESTING you are
>>524056656My wife knows we're going out on a date if I blow a load up her holes before dinner. This seems like a better tell than a text message.
>>524056832This is 100% true, when I was doing steroids in my 20s girls were sending the the DTF lines.>>524057165This was written by a tranny.
>>524057514>>524057378>>524057282>>524057215Stop replying to spam, you dumb niggers.
And guys, don’t forget to compensate your date with post and pre date expenses https://youtu.be/T6xDKWbB0kY
>>524058003What is a post date expense?
>>524058269She actually gave her date a bill for over 400 dollars
>>524056656I'm not playing the jester so these bitches can play the clownMe mum died in the Holly ffs
>>524056656you do that and she gets the ick
i recognized her from like 20 feet away in this big ass house party and my friend said i should try and talk to heri walked closer and waved to her in her line of vision and smiled and she smiled and wave back and waved me overi walked closer and was like oh.man sorry i thought you were my friend you look just like her! and she laughed and said oh REALLY? youd be suprised how often guys say that to me! and it was kinda of loud in there so i asked her (knowing who she was) her name and when she told me i was like man that rings a bell and shes basically yelled in an exciting voice I BET IT DOES I DO PORN and i laughed real hardwe bullshitted for a bit and i asked her if she smokes and she said yea so we smoked a blunt i had rolled with my friendthe party was kicking down and i had like 5grams of coke on me and he asked me for a bump in front of her and shes like wait whaaat is it good(we had the best coke in vail at the time) and we went to one of the bathrooms in this giant house and i lined out these fuckin laser beam rails and we blasted them and i was like ok i gotta piss and my friend starts walking out and she shuts the door behind him and relocks it and she asks you have a girlfriend dont you? shed probably be mad about this(i did at the time but she was a bitch) and i said yeaaaa, why? and she walked closer(i really had to pee) and shes like go ahead piss are you shy and i said hell no so i whip it out and shes like aww its NICE and grabs at it im lkke wait wait i really have to go and i let this massive geyser of piss loose and she asks me if i ever saw any of her videos and i said oooohhh yea and shes like you knew who i was didnt you and i aaid OOOOHH YEA and she smiled and asked if i had a condon and i said fuck yea i do and i real quick washed my hands and dick and she basically started stripping right there. spent the next 15 minutes plowing her(she was tight as hell and amazing hip skills probably the best sex ive ever had
>>524058534kek, this. half these retards who make a reel like this would turn right around and be turned off by a man>confirming plans>being on timeprobably because theyre so used to jamal and rashid showing up hours late already
so we finish up and walk out and my friend is standing right outside the door with a small group of people and when we open the door hes like NO WAY DUDE and we just laugh at him and the othrr people are like what the fuckand then we basically just said bye (he really had to govhome and he was my ride) she gave me a hug and walked away and we leftand thats how i got to fuck janice griffithi jerk off to the memory all the time
>>524056656Cool. Who still dates anymore? So this information is useless then? Just time wasting? Wouldn't be pol without it.
>>524057635I like posting in doomed threads it make me feel dangerous like im living life on the edge caus im not a faggot (like you)
>>524056656Have sex incel.
>>524056656Lmao even. Nobody dates these hoes anymore. Just a fuck in the back of a sedan
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