was the owner part of the pedo ring?
>>524062623No just based. More business should be staffed by only drunk teenagers
I'm starting to think that there's only really like five million people in this planet and I'm one of the only few not in that ring.
>>524062623Even worse, there was a place in Queens called Adventurer's Inn, now THAT was a pedo paradise. This was back when everybody had a van; do the math.
the cliff dive was fun
>>524062800No there's only 144,000 and most of us have always been the slaves of like 1000 of them
>>524062991shit, did i stumble into another reality? Where do all those fucked up parks come from,... suddenly.
>>524062623>Action parkClass Action Park?
>>524063396It was known as Traction Park
>>524062623Very cool
>>524062800Deserves an onion-style article.>Area ketamine yacht enthusiast finds out he's the only one not in the global pedo ring.
>>524062623Kek the old drowning tube?
>>524062623No idea, but that place definitely fucked kids.
>>524062991>"Fligth" to MarsMan they could at least have spelt the sign correctly.
>>524062623No but I heard that Donald fella might be
>>524063396>>524063500got any sick injury stories?
>>524062623when i went there they had that ride closed at traction park, because some guy had recently fell at the top of the loop and broke his nose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US9mll_cOaA
>>524062623No way that's real
>>524064328it's real and i went there a lot as a kidit was fun
>>524064328https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2OVpvxqMf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMhlYm8zNGU
>>524064328There was a waterpark in central Caliwali in the before 9/11 times, that had a slide so tall, it was a few stories above where you did bungee jumping. It would be cold and windy up there, and the slide was near vertical till the bottom. Girls had to cross their legs tight.
>>524062623The 70s were fucking wild.
