>POLL: Could Kemi Badenoch be next Prime Minister?https://www.gbnews.com/opinion/poll-could-kemi-badenoch-be-next-prime-minister>DWP confirms state pension and Universal Credit payment date overhaul for January 2026 - full list of changeshttps://www.gbnews.com/money/dwp-state-pension-universal-credit>Labour unleashes fresh 'war on motorists' with new plans to restrict parking and 'squeeze drivers'https://www.gbnews.com/lifestyle/cars/labour-war-on-drivers-restrict-parking-plans
what's for sunday dindins lads?
>The Electoral Commission has found no "credible evidence of potential offences of electoral law" over Nigel Farage's election expenses.>The watchdog said it would take no further action in a letter to Reform UK's treasurer, shared with the BBC.lefties seething
>>524069649>a holly will be fine
corrr I'm horny as fuck today me
>>524069657read the room lad, jesus
Dogshit thread
Each dinghy that makes it to shore costs the government approx £70,000 per day. Why dont we put a bounty on the dinghies for each one destroyed before it departs? We could have licenced dinghy hunters, turn it into a tv show and sell advertising. It would pay for itself.
>>524069686Rogue outsider Farage, from his dangerously unpredictable background of merchant banking and european politics, somehow overcomes the corrupt establishment which is out to get him.How does he manage it?Lol
Realistically am I fucked as a 35 year old who will hopefully buying my first flat next year in terms of dating?Feel like I've missed the boat big time. Not all that experienced either, only one proper relationship under my belt.
avin a tom t*t
>>524069757why
Why does every single brit/pol/ turn into a muslim simping thread?
>>524070000having a kike fit
>>524070000Need to see a doctor you>>524070021He takes dick pills to enhance his wanking.
>>524069991Honestly you're not doing too badly given the absolute mess that the country is in nowadays.
>>524069991there's always joshhe's your age
Farage may or may not have said something racist as a schoolboy 50 years ago, so I’m afraid Britain has no choice but to accept unlimited Bomalians under another less racist Labour or Tory government.
>>524069991if you look alright it doesn't matter how fucked your life is
>>524070051probably because the jews brought theme here a la toledo
Woke up not wondering if it was the evening or morning and what day it was.
>>524069991Not necessarily but you have to accept that your options are going to be slop brained zoomers or post-wall millennials with body counts in the hundreds
>>524070144nah it was that jar of Balti sauce yesterday. it had that orange oil in it, shouldn't have had it, made me vomit
Woman in the shop just said i should get another crate as it's christmas, love this country sometimes
>>524069991not at all, just get over whatever weird shameful feeling you've got going on and get in good shape, There's plenty of fitties out there.just don't fall head over heels for the first thing that shows you a whiff of snatch
>>524070021re-regulated nervous system
>>524070239been trying to get some russian standard but every shop refuses to stock it now ffs>>524070281you're cybernetic now?
>>524070174Look alright I think but not tall which I think is a dealbreaker for a lot of girls.>>524070149Still, a lot of lads my age that I grew up with are married or are in relationships, some have kids. Feel like I just woke up after ten years
>>524069991I'm 29 and buying my own flat. I've always been single, though had brief things with women. Feel like I have experience, but not in a relationship.Women have it so fucking easy, all they have to do is exist and cherry pick a guy. They can at like 20 just move into a guys place and change it to their own.
>>524069991Yeah you're fuckedyou need to go on one of those internet freak meet ups and meet some fingerless glove girl who does dance dance revolution and get her dad to buy you a flat after 3 years
>>524070239Haven't been able to get any weed so might go pub or go get some beers instead
>>524070276this. i got massive after one of my breakups and thought it was all over. lost the weight, got handsome again and got the pick of the litter
>>524070281typing with your left hand?
>>524070332>Still, a lot of lads my age that I grew up with are married or are in relationships, some have kids.There are also a bunch of people your age going absolutely nowhere too. Stop comparing yourself to other people and focus on improving your own situation.
>>524070207Yeah the options thing depresses me, but it is what it is. I never prioritised finding anyone romantically and now it's biting me in the arse.>>524070276Is it really weird to feel shame at having wasted my 20s and early 30s? Feel like I took youth granted in such a stupid way
>>524070276>just don't fall head over heels for the first thing that shows you a whiff of snatchright? wouldn't want him or anybody here having a meltdown over an obsession and setting fire to their flat or something he's not even bought it yet for fucks sake
>>524070360relationships are easy. figure out how to make your fingers force her to cum regularly. it factory resets her brain so you can just tell her what to do.
>>524070389I don't post and wank thats gay>>524070325>inb4 robononce
>>524070375you could get some on tor and get it the next day if you pay for special delivery
>>524070429>Is it really weird to feel shame at having wasted my 20s and early 30s?Those years fly by and almost everyone has some sort of regret about not doing something or another.
>>524070429>Is it really weird to feel shame at having wasted my 20s and early 30s? Feel like I took youth granted in such a stupid wayNo I think that's a totally rational feeling I kind of feel the same but you have to try and move past itFocus on tomorrow
>>524070371Don't get this reference sorry>>524070413Yeah true, just panicking a lot lately that the ship has sailed and I'm the only daft cunt left on shore
>>524070429>Feel like I took youth grantedyeah everyone does that>>524070444too right
>>524070332get in shape if you haven't already, that'll give you confidence and it's that confidence that they will find intoxicating
>>524070429No matter what anyone does in life there will always be some tinge of regret because life can only be lived forwards but understood backwards, every choice is poison and the only winning move is to go insanenot one person ever lives up to their potential, everyone feels there was something just out of reach, if only they had pushed harder even tim henman
>>524070524Fair enough, cheers lad. I hope I find love
>>524070575
>>524070547it's not a reference it's genuine good advicego to a freaky internet meet up with cyber punks and find dobby
>>524070492>I don't post and wank thats gayyeah - uh, me too I never NEVER do this, uh-uh
Stop comparing yourself to other people and compare yourself to yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNbnineUCI
>>524070580Just remember that your biggest critic is always yourself and that you've got a lot more value than you give yourself credit for. Don't put women on some sort of unattainable pedestal.
>>524070573Yeah will need to. In decent shape to be fair but could improve>>524070575True, just looking at the lives of a few people I knew in my teens and twenties and they look proper sorted. Married, a nice house, kids, holidays. I've barely travelled, only had one relationship, and only now buying my own flat. Trying not to be overcome with self-hatred at all the time wasted
>>524070580>>524070735>Just remember that your biggest critic is always yourselfidk about that, post face and we'll see if i can beat either of you
>>524070232Maybe a korma next time, I've cracked making them at home. Key is to grind some cashews and add em to your spice paste.
>>524070703
>>524070451I can make women cum with my penis.Makes me feel like a man.
>>524070501I'm taking it as a sign to go clean for a bit, if I get drunk I can probably get through the 'well this sucks, everything is fucking shit' miserable feeling you get from weed withdrawal
The Hydrant Programme has released their latest report on group based child sexual abuse and exploitation. Grooming gangs are placed under the CSE category:>Child Sexual Exploitation (CSE) - Is a form of child sexual abuse. It occurs where an individual or group takes advantage of an imbalance of power to coerce, manipulate or deceive a child or young person under the age of 18 into sexual activityWhile White Brits are 48.11% of victims (at least), they're only 17% of suspects (at least). I say at least here because, as usual, ethnicity data wasn't recorded for a whooping 69.18% of suspects. What these types of reports usually do is the “standard practice” of pretending these 69.18% of suspects don't exist. This typically results in them giving the false impression that White British suspects are overrepresented. However, the trick doesn't work here. When it's employed, the percentage of White British suspects goes from 17% to 55.16%. Regardless of the ethnicity of these 69.18% of suspects, Pakistanis are overrepresented. They're 2.7% of the population and at least 3.98% of suspects. With the unknowns excluded, this jumps to 12.90%.https://www.hydrantprogramme.co.uk/assets/Documents/Group-Based-Child-Sexual-Abuse-and-Exploitation-Data-12-months-of-data-from-January-December-2024-December-2025.pdf
>>524070786good anon, make it so
>>524070735Cheers. Never had any male family members to talk to, and my mum has basically sabotaged my attempts to be independent probably without knowing what she was doing.>>524070640Alright mate, will cast my net wide
>>524070847>weed withdrawallol, lmao>>524070823same but i quite like using my fingers and choosing when she tenses up and when she starts spamming as she releases
>>524070786Being settled and sorted is it's own hell, how many people in relationships would kill for one night of 35 year old freedom where they could drill through what their heart desires and not what duty dictates
>>524070859>ethnicity data wasn't recorded for a whooping 69.18% of suspectsWhat's the point in living in a country that requires total surveillance at all times, AI cameras monitoring your emotions in public, if you're not going to note down basic shit like "was they a nig nog?"
>>524070815yeah the pastes are good. didn't realise the Tesco jars were so fucking poisonous
Is Academic Agent still spiralling? The last time I checked in, he was implying that total remigration was a Jewish psyop.
>>524069649in the holly, in the holly, me mum in the holly
just don't think about it
>>524070575Worse is having regret for the things you didn't do.Why didn't I ask out that girl, spend more time to keep friendships alive?This is why i'm going back home to see friends and family in Jan.
>>524071033*a* holly
>>524070991It's always self-identified ethnicity as well. They can lie.
>>524071023qrd on whats actually happened with him?or is it just the usual grift noncesense where said grifter gets more radical with their views over time as their viewership declines in an attempt to retain it but it usually has the opposite effect until they fade away into obscurity?
>>524071130>Worse is having regret for the things you didn't do.
>>524071130it's not you they want to see, its your cat
>>524069821Gonna have another Christmas choccy in salute to their cause.
>>524071033Careful, with lyrics like that you'll be the next Alison Chabloz.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-44253085
>Angela Rayner 'would get deputy PM job back in deal to be Andy Burnham's running mate'Labour is 100% white males
>>524069598>POLL: Could Kemi Badenoch be next Prime Minister?I’m at the point of complete disillusionment with British politics now. I’m numb to it all. If the electorate is stupid enough to see Olukemi as a viable PM in waiting, then that really does speak volumes about why the country is in such a diabolical state. You get the government you deserve at the end of the day.
>>524071227Again, absolute insanity
>>524070934Yeah I get that, but I'm a bit of a softie and love the idea of being with someone who I know intimately and who accepts and loves me and me them in return. Don't really care about shagging randoms, although probably should have done 10 years ago just for the sake of experience
>32 next month Where has time gone. Am I the oldest here?
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/saudi-arabia-deports-24-000-pakistani-beggars-after-warning-to-islamabad-9839491/
>>524071184Finish that bottle, floor that accelerator, go balls deep and finish inside.. that's living to the max
>>524071319nah
Something very sexually appealing about new york aloofness that seems to drip from their caustic women like venom amongst the web of their 'blocks' and blot brooklyn with acid moon crater pot holeseven their benign koreans become like hot witchesi bet the witch burnings were extremely sexy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bInHFf4NFbY&l
>>524071017I meant make your own spice paste but then again I live in a paki area and take being able to stock up on big bags of spices for granted. A lot of the premade spice pastes are legit good. Also a little tip if you make a korma from scratch, tsp of mango chutney in it.
>>524071177He started identifying as centre left and now loves Aaron Bastani and Tucker Carlson.
>>524071273>and suggests solutions that don't come at the expense of womenVery funny after the Compact article
>>524071192She's agoraphobic - they've never seen her
>>524071177He flips the script every few years to weed out touristsAnd he's always been a contrarianThis time his position is that he's on the centre left and doesn't want to be associated with the online right as they are slop brained spastics (he has a point tbqh)
I bet so many confessions at the time of the witch burnings were like 'i jacked off to witches again'
>>524071392never did make my own spice paste. i know what you mean about living in those kind of areas we used to live in east london and they had a few 'asian' cash and carries where you could just buy a massive tub of korma paste, vindaloo all of them that you could think of. they used to have takeaway-tier frozen onion bhajis, a quid for 12.mango chutney sounds nice in a korma. ideally i need to find the premade pastes that you can buy in bulk but i can't find what we used to have for love nor money.
>>524071418>>524071511thanks lads
>>524071208might join you with a terry waite's chocolate orange
>>524071511he's like sideways 8 where contrarianism is where he feels comfortable so his political opinion shifts to make him feel comfortable by being the opposite of what's in front of him at a given moment
I hope you've all sent Lucy One her annual supply of Freddos for Christmas.
>>524069598Holy shit, is this real?What's it like living in a city full of immigrants? Do you have problems with them? Were they the majority at your school?
>aahhhhh am in me 30s>aahhhhh did i miss out on x?>aahhhhh im not here at x y and z in life>aahhhhh weh weh wehboring fucking defeatist SPASTICS. ditch the slop(carbs) and eat a lot more red meat and you'll feel 18 again and as sharp as a katana.>im so based and redpilled eating sneed oils and carbs, the exact same diet brownoid slopwogs eat wh coincidentally suffer from high levels of diabetesR E T A R D SETARDSSORT YOUR DIET
Lucy...
>>524071208>>524071641might rub my anus on the star of david
>>524071718pouring one out for the homie inside
>>524071691>>524071718who?
The daughter of Lucy Two was denied a place at a school due to her mother's Tweet:>Lucy Connolly says daughter was BANNED from new school after head found out about migrant tweet storm >The teachers reportedly added: “We’re going to be honest with you, the headteacher found out about who you were and put a block on the move and racism doesn’t go down well in their school.” https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/37492958/lucy-connolly-daughter-banned-school-migrant-tweet/
>>524071718>>524071784
>>524071784Lucy Letby
>>524071718Free the mandette
>>524071812She did nothing wrong Her child doubly so
>>524071704>ditch the slop(carbs)No. You need carbs. You want to spike your blood sugar for when you workout so you have easy access to glucose.
>>524071812>the headteacher found out about who you were and put a block on the move and racism doesn’t go down well in their schoolinheritable libtard sins 'His blood is upon you' (george floyd)
>>524071870You're supposed to play the pretend game and act like her army of Twitter followers were moments away from burning down an invader hotel due to her outlining her indifference to such a thing occurring.
Cauldron said he was going to write her a nice letter but I bet he didn't, the woofter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKP5PpGa4gU
I need the toilet, and I'm going to have to endure the unpaid labour of wiping my own bottom.
>>524071812>Kin punishment is the practice of punishing the family members of someone who is accused or suspected of committing a crime, either in place of or in addition to the perpetrator of the crime. It refers to the principle in which a family shares responsibility for a crime which is committed by one of its members, and it is a form of collective punishment. Kin punishment has been used as a form of extortion, harassment, and persecution by authoritarian and totalitarian states. Kin punishment has been practiced historically in the Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, China, Japan, and South Korea; and presently in Israel and North Korea.
>>524071684He always talks about seeing things through the lens of professional wrestling so he probably thinks he's 'playing the heel' and playing devil's advocate as a moderating force on people's unrealistic expectations.
>>524071897>causing mini ruptures in the form of inflammation is good actually, or how else will you get yourself into a state of high stresslol
>>524071704evening schizoanon lad
>>524071812Political stunt to weed out leftist teachers. It’s going to be on Reforms manifesto. Reform are going to get a majority, it’s so certain it looks like a psy-op.
>>524072228it's more like stimming than it is genuine political expressionpolitics as fidget spinner
>>524071897He did say slop carbs.I do this, hardly any carbs, never processed bread. When I do eat bread I make my own.Before I work out I make a dextrose drink and sip it until i'm finished.
FUCK OFF TRANNY
>>524069649kek'd
Siding with muslims because it upsets DA JOOS
>>524069649>his mum was a holo
Amusingly, efforts to “decolonize” the curriculum now means our curriculum needs decolonizing for real.
>>52406982172 munchy boxes await him in Halalalla
>>524071897No, you don’t. You burn through your readily available sugars. Then go onto stored sugars. Unless you are an athlete or going for a good time/rep max then you shouldn’t have sugars.
>>524072234Eating carbs doesnt cause inflammation and if you're working out the excess sugar will be gone afterwards instead of using protein or fat for the conversion to glucose which is less efficient
>>524071849she likes giant suction cup dildos allegedly
I was thinking the other day that I use christianity in the exact same way i use alcohol, i go through bouts where i get really drunk, but being drunk isn't the objectiveit's supposed to be a tool to mediate your relationships with othersyet i use it to get drunk and ultimately in my puffed up pride i destroy
>>524071692the pavements have lines on them now that you should stay in when you're watching tiktok on your phone so the moped wogs dont snatch itthat and stabbings
Not a single nigger built this
Daily reminder for all the retards out there. Do not vote Labour or Conservative ever again. Don't vote or vote something different.
>>524071812>Me own fookin mum... a racist...
> 'Would you welcome Bonnie Blue?''No... We have standards.' > Tory leader @KemiBadenoch thinks Reform UK embracing the porn superstar says something a tad embarrassing for Farage's insurgents.Reminder that Kemi Badenoch did abysmally at college and lied about receiving a place at Stanford (despite them not offering a medical degree to 18 year olds).
>>524071557Are you keeping your padre up to speed?>>524071600I hear those Aagrah ones are pretty good but like you say, tiny little jars that might be good for one batch of curry then all gone lol.
>>524072670Kek
>>524072670fucking kek
>>524070332>Look alright I think but not tall which I think is a dealbreaker for a lot of girls.the height thing is mostly a meme, women talk a lot of bullshit about what they like in men with other women and on social media, but when they find a man that reasonably has it together and is nice to them they snap them up. I'm not tall but women tell me i'm cute and i've been with some stunners, and i have low self esteem.
>>524072547>Eating carbs doesnt cause inflammationall carbs cause blood sugar spikesblood sugar spikes cause inflammationyou're a spastic
>>524072674>Bonnie BlueI saw a picture of her recently where she actually looked attractive. Normally, she looks like she's approaching 40.
>>524072479lmao
>>524071704You on the Joe Rogan diet lad?
>>524072674Biology is for spastics, if that what she brags about I wonder what she’s ashamed of. 4th place in the egg and spoon race.
>>524072670Keked.
>>524072300Don't you smash booze every day? Not judging I'm bad for it.
>>524072666Tories going up in the polls because a few of their papers have been hyping up Kemi recently. Now the public thinks they’ve definitely changed for real this time. Lmao. This country is doubly fucked, and retarded boomer voters are to blame.
>>524072674Is this an actual interview question?
I tried some frozen grapes. They weren't bad. I bet they'd be quite nice in the summer.
>>524072666
>>524072670ffs
>>524072697I've started going to a different parish to confess because i confessed some shit to my current priest and he was giving me evils when i left church lol, that was around the time i went and threatened that turkish barbersI also get the sense the deacon doesn't like me I fucked over a woman in the church, she came to pick me up to go to a thing in liverpool but I was drinking the night before and passed out so she drove down but gf told her i was sick, i would have gone half cut anyway but is what it isI don't feel part of the community
>>524072634kino bridge
>>524072753>all carbs cause blood sugar spikes>you're a spastic
>>524071812How the fuck does this work? Red China nonsense of punishing the whole family>muh no collective punishment!!1!What the public sector did to BNP members was unforgiveable as well.
>Unrecognisable Corrie star reveals he has returned to acting after quitting fame to run a pub >Two decades ago he played a cobbles heartthrob and has now branched out to become a pub landlord.>The star in question is actor Rupert Hill who played Jamie Baldwin on Corrie
>>524072983https://xcancel.com/LBC/status/2001404537651790282#m
>>524073031Kingdom Hall is always there lad, keep yer chin up.
>>524072983Yes. Think it was on Iain Dale’s show (failed liberal Tory GE candidate who had to stand down after forgetting he slagged off his prospective constituency live on air)
>>524072670meanwhile the head tranny in charge of MI6 had a nazi father but that's ok.
>>524072947Often yes - but I used to drink a lot of beer and I got huge.Switched to bourbon + diet mixer and dropped a ton of weight. I do treadmill nearly every day and weights 3-5 times a week, cook all my own food.Bourbon is my reward (+ 1 bottle of wine a week)I could be thinner, but I'm in a comfortable zone.
>>524073342The head she's replacing had an IRA father
>>524073376good bunch those glowniggershave our best interests at heart they do
>>524073342I thought she was Georgian?
>>524072666> “The Tories have changed! They’re saying all the right things! Muh Liebah!”The Tories are still the party of Cameron, Osborne, Barwell, Dale, Moylan, Hodges and Finkelstein. I don’t believe anyone who claims otherwise is being sincere.
things never actually got better than thisand the weight of the world lets you know ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5xdue7GFcc
>>524073212The imitiation of christ is a big consolationbasically'fuck bitches get paid'but for christians
Why are all these Albanian, Bulgarian and Bosniak immigrants all so fucking fat. Just 2 families of them block up lidl
>>524069861Why don't we hear much about the boat pilots being arrested? You'd think every boat should produce its own story about who was in control of it, if they were part of a gang, what prison they're being held in, when their sentencing will be.
>>524073423You have to sympathise with the Russians, we're sabre rattling and making nazis run our spooks, they must think we're insane, not conductive to detente. And a slap in the face for normies who get dragged through the coals for vetting and DBS checks
>>524073482The course was wank but agreed the music is boss
>>524073436>Metreweli's father, Constantine Metreweli, was born Constantine Dobrowolski, the son of Nazi collaborator Constantine Dobrowolski, in Snovsk in the Chernigov Oblast of the Nazi-occupied Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic in 1943. He came to England with his mother, who then married David Metreweli in Yorkshire in 1947.[2][15] After attending The Latymer School, the University of Cambridge and the University of Oxford, he became a physician and radiologist, and was chair of diagnostic radiology at the Chinese University of Hong Kong. He also trained in the British Army, and did a medical residency in Riyadh from 1982 to 1985.[16][9] He took the surname Metreweli, which is of Georgian origin, from his stepfather.[2] hohol
>>524073533Why do shop assistants in lidl lack any sense of space or time, they'll happily stand in the middle of the aisle and stop you walking whilst they chat it's like they have no sense they exist
>>524073602the course was life itself you nugget
>>524073476Is Dan Hodges a Tory?
The alt-right and islam alliance is growing
When are british farmers goign to stop being pussies and start trolling goverment buildings like europe farmers are?
>>524073376He de fukkin hiii deee hoo, me names mick and I’ve got a near sociopathic intolerance to any other human being. Mi6 don’t half pick em. Most of their work force are Cambridge rejects.
>>524073678Aldi & Lidl staff are minimal and they have to do everything.
>>524073533They live the good life now, no more single potato weekly rations for sergei
https://youtu.be/d8GM927wjSchttps://youtu.be/d8GM927wjSchttps://youtu.be/d8GM927wjScsausage and mash for tea
>>524073647Grim and grimmer
>>524073850I held my temper yesterday as i waited with my trolley for wagie solidarity
>>524073821Farmers are posh in the uk, they lack gritthey wear barbour and want to be like lords that no longer exist
scotch bastidhttps://rumble.com/v73b5ge-special-guest-digitalvagrant-joins-the-show-discussing-censorship-koran-bur.html
Saw this from a few months ago while I was looking up more details on Lucy's daughter being denied a school place and couldn't resist.>Connolly, the wife of a Tory councillor, unexpectedly became a cause célèbre for the far right last year when she was jailed for posting “set fire to all the fucking hotels full of the bastards” on social media, after falsely believing the Southport attack was carried out by a Muslim asylum seeker.She fails the “for all I care” test.>She pleaded guilty and was sentenced to two years and seven months in prison, but served less than a year.Remanded on the 10th of August 2024 and released on the 21st of August 2025. Less than a year…>But court documents tell a different story about Connolly, who had repeatedly made what the judge in her trial described as “racist remarks” in multiple social media posts.None of which she was charged with or that would constitute a crime. But then again, nor does having a picture of Hitler in your garage a crime, but Sam Melia was punished for that at sentencing as well.>Robinson claimed this was for masturbating in public, and Connolly responded “Somalian, I guess. Loads of them”, followed by a vomiting emoji.>Another tweet, five days after the Southport murders, implied “illegal boat invaders” were “unvetted criminals” and would lead to people being “attacked, butchered, raped”.I'm convinced the sentence should have been 20 years now.>who had “little insight into, or acceptance of, her actions”, according to the judge who rejected her appeal.I can't believe she didn't understand that the correct response to three girls being murdered was thoughts and prayers and a rendition of Don't Look Back in Anger. Imagine engaging in an angry rant instead.https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/sep/02/two-tier-britain-how-lucy-connolly-became-a-cause-celebre-for-the-right
>>524069598La la
>£6.50 for a pint of basedlennial larp craft aleWhat the fuck, have I accidentally wandered through some tear in the fabric of reality and ended up in London?It's only £4.20 a pint in the pub 50 yards down the road
>>524073218>Iain Dalehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glnqtoSVIcQ
>>524073821I see the Continental farmer protests and I can't help thinking that they all seem to have a suspicious amount of free time to be spending in Paris and Brussels or whatever given how their job is purportedly meant to be a year-round, no-such-thing-as-days-off deal
>>524074057The Barbour farmer drip is an ace aesthetic though
>>524073368Beer's a bastard man I know where you're coming from with that. Cider can also put weight on but for some reason I feel healthier when I drink it, I can get be up and about the next day even going gym but yeah, loads of extra calories. Proper cider mind not white cider crap, makes my farts lethal though.
>>524074138and they send their farming equipment in droves
see you cunts on a rockx
>>524074152Barbour is chav shyte
>>524074192Yeah, lots of tractors apparently sitting around gathering dust they can use for the protests
>>524074074>for the far rightIncredibly dishonest
>>524074152Yeah it rules when they go around with their gay little hats and gay little shotguns and dogs in those green jackets with all their golfing mates who own land
>>524073531You don't even have to go door to door anymore you can just write letters and maybe stand around a leaflet stand next to a train station if you fancy it.
>>524074221You're mixing up heritage brands, Burberry's chav-tier, not Barbour
Might pay £20 trillion to Lenny Henry. Might not. Haven't decided yet.
>>524074138They have to react now or EU farming will be destroyed by this unfair trade deal.They have a lot of support.
>>524074247Seething for?
>>524074254I'm trying to angle my life so i can get drunk with impunity, i'm going to try and make it in theatre next year with some money i've inherited
>>524074238The article goes on to quote some professor:>Phillipson said: “The US is actually the unique outrider in being extremely libertarian and permissive on freedom of speech, and no other major democracy has followed it in that way.”>He said he thought many people in the UK did not want there to be “licence to spout complete lies and hatred”.I think I'll take free speech, thanks.
>>524074138I feel as if that wouldn't be a concern if you are on razor sharp margins aswell as the fact that your kids are getting nothing (if I'm understanding the inheritance tax right) It feels like the only logical decison.
>>524069598Where did they all go?
>>524074348No it wasn't a seethe post it does genuinely rule
>>524074057No they aren’t, I’m from N Yorkshire. There are loads of farms. They don’t have much cash. Maybe they do in Dorset etc… but not up here. The farmer delivers eggs and milk to the doorstep himself because he can’t afford a driver.
>>524074370>Ling ling and I
>>524073799Alt Right are Protestant now get with the times.https://youtu.be/OfXce4KBLYM
>>524074270Oh I see
>>5240744225k to go to china to meet the family and 5k to put on a show
>>524074296>Might not.
If I convert to Islam will I get a wife/gf?
>>524074370You'd make a good Falstaff.
>>524074384>Of course comrade, you have free speech, as long as you do not say anything counter revolutionary which we decide what it is on a whimAlthough this is a very long article it's worth a read for even how American free speech is/was a memehttps://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/guide-understanding-hoax-century-thirteen-ways-looking-disinformation
>>524074414I'm from north yorkshire as well, farmers are posh as fuck in north yorkshirenot in the sense they are rich but in the sense of who they are
>>524069649https://youtu.be/gBYXDldT-kU?si=GSRMG-9fpme62yB8&t=30
Is it worth emigrating to the scottish highlands and living in a shack without electricity?
>>524074087Piss taking pubs usually go out of business rapid. I'm blessed to live right near a spoons that regularly has strong local ales for £2 or sometimes even slightly less.
>>524074512Yes. 4 wives, each with a council house.
>>524074296I think all BBC loicence payers from the past 30 years deserve reparations for the excrement presented as comedy by this talentless, unfunny diversity hire nigger>telly loicence reparations now
>>524074588You can move to Glasgow and get the same experience
>>524074588as long as you wear comfortable shoes and a jumper
>>524074588That's not how it works mate. Modernity WILL find you and you WILL continue to play the game and the taxes.
The captcha looks like the tattoos girls get these days.
>>524074173Beer is the worst - for me. I used to get a crate each week.When I changed and started working out I lost 27kg in about 18 months.I don't think I could give up alcohol completely so this is the least worst option.
>>524074536Thanks, I'll have a read.
>>524074606>"OOOOKAAAAAYYY MONNNN!"That was his peak.
>>524074600Despite the price it's comfy in here, good balance of punters Vs space and all old blokes or boomer couplesOnly been in the other one once and it was a busy Friday night, going to go there for next beer and see what the Sunday evening vibe is like
>>524074605based. how do i sign up?These new captchas are great. It's like an IQ test.
>>524074370I'm in Leeds fairly often to see mates and Playhouse always seems to have new plays on with people going to them so you're probably onto something. I've been curious about going to them but I'm a peasant so would probably feel out of place.
https://youtu.be/JS-Dpwq1j9Ihttps://youtu.be/JS-Dpwq1j9Ihttps://youtu.be/JS-Dpwq1j9I
>>524074556Posh? Public school boys? I’ve never met one. Maybe the pheasant and game shooting farms.
Was looking around for a place to buy recently. Found a nice little area, historic buildings, within my price range, decent commute. Visited the area and all I saw was muslims and africans. What really annoys me on a selfish level is that I don't want to date or form friendships with people from these groups, and judging by their foreign language and close ethno-religious ties they aren't keen on branching out either. In which case that's a big chunk of the local population which would ideally be made up of people from your own background but who aren't, meaning much less chance of bumping into someone you might fancy, or making a friend, or just knowing some nice neighbours nearby who you might enjoy chatting with occasionally. It's a deeply alienating feeling for me at least.
>>524074844People who make plays aren't even smart they just had ballsto be better than these people won't be hardi don't even care if i lose money because i can fudge the numbers as proof of work and get sponsorships for future stuff
>>524074512Ahmadiyya will get you a wife it's actually in their plan for new converts, you will have to pay chanda though which is a like a tithe.
Why not become Islamic? Guaranteed pussy, no fags and trannies. I can forgoe beer and bacon I think. Not keen on getting the circumcision though.
>>524071273>>524071453just quietly admitting that they know that men's issues are directly caused by their efforts to prop up women.
>>524074820>I want them to get progressively harder and with thimers so low IQ cant chat gpt the answer, eventually there will be one board left as each board fails the IQ test, eventually there will be one post left, me.And the world will crown me "King of the arse of the Internet"
Josh Howies free speech show on gbnews is just him crying about people saying mean things about jews every week kek
>>524074574Fucking hell
>>524074952>Guaranteed pussyThe paki women are ugly with sunken in eyes and a disgusting language and culture. Everytime I look at them, I get the feeling they are my genetic opponent.
Candace Owens gave me jungle fever.
>>524074931The whole>You can just do thingsMeme is true tbf, just look at the total slop that passes for culture or entertainment these days
>The conviction of Jimmy Lai in Hong Kong is another hostile act. How can Britain ignore Beijing’s provocations and human rights abuses?Pretty sure they won't ignore them. They've probably got a team looking into how to replicate them here. Unless it's a lecture on deporting foreign rapists, the UK has no room to talk when it comes to human rights.https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/dec/21/china-keir-starmer-jimmy-lai
Went to burger king today, first fast food I've eaten since pre covid. 6 grotesque indian/paki/bangladesh grunts all behind the counter. Chips all over the kitchen floor, paper everywhere, proper mess back there. What happened to standards? I'm not racist but forrens are visibly ruining everything when left to their own devices
>>524075046I asked ai to write me a play in the style of richard linklater but british comedy and it was so fucking good, a slight rework, give it a souldone deal
>>524075065corr. love a good guardian article, I do. It's the only news site I ever read.
>>524075042and then she sharts out a half breed mutt like bogdan and your life is nothing but regret afterwards
>>524074935how much? am I allowed multiple wives?
>>524074921But imagine the food.
>>524075042For me it's the fact she's married into a lord's family
>>524075120They have software that can detect AI like that.
Unironically going to the nearest mosque tommorow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiSQ_db-Dcw
>>524075178who is they
>>524075130It's gone downhill lately. The articles used to be funny. Now they're all boring.
>>524075197Modern brit/pol/ summed up in one post.
>>524075065I fucking hate Hong Kongers, nobody should rightly care about them, China should stick them all into wigger camps and back them finally stfu
The sex drive is the most important motivator in human behavior. If Islam can guarantee this it will conquer the world.
>>524074720Only thing I've changed it meal prepping, lifting heavy every other day and only drinking on the weekend and even my mates who rip piss out of me have been asking me what I'm doing lol. I'll never be a skinny twink (too old anyway kek) but I'm at least starting to look like a proper bloke rather than skinnyfat.
>>524075133kek
>>524074788Start an argument, see what they're made of.
>>524075197alri Tarrant la
I'm lactose tolerant
>>524075294The most important motivator in human behaviour is doing whatever you wantthe moment the sex drive dominates or there's some algorithmic dominancepeople will do the opposite just to kick the show over and spite
>>524075110>I'm not racistWhy?>>524075137Top of my head I don't know the numbers, might have to ask twatgpt to do a calculation and I'm pretty sure they can have multiple wives, it is Islam after all.
>>524075375Tell me more about his trips to Israel.... quite apart from the sex, Islam is morally superior. This new captcha is the best thing that ever happened to 4chan. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiSQ_db-Dcw
>>524075444Most of the global population is lactose intolerant. Drinking milk past infancy is unnatural. Drinking the milk of another species is even more unnatural.
>>524075214There is no ofcom for theatrePresenting Brit/pol/ live at the Edinburgh fringe next year
>>524074556they're asset rich, but cash poor.
>>524075520sneak in some 4chan quips to redpill the 70 year old women who still attend live theatre
>>524075519>Drinking the milk of another species is even more unnatural.So is using a computer
>>524075519What race are you
>>524075578
>>524075065sedition is sedition. it isn't a human right to break the law. there are some things the chinese have overstepped on, but convicting a guy for crime is actually something the UK loves too. newspaper owners don't get a free ride. why should they?
>>524075504up to 4 wives apparently
>>524074605That's not the scam. Only one marriage is recognized by law so the other 3 are single mothers with their own council home. This allows for the cash subletting of 2 or 3 of the homes to the Muslim community.
When are you lads back at work?
>>524075296I meal prep too - mostly whole chickens/chicken breast + whatever cheap deals on pork beef I come across just to mix it up a bit.And so many eggs.Now I hover around 96kg and cut for the Summer. I'm in good shape for my age, but I'll put on a few kg over Christmas (Baileys)
>>524075670she has the most amazing body. Might go to Africa as an Islamic missionary.
>>524075743I'm on a zero hours contract so whenever they want me to be a body
>>524075360I think putting the millennial beer price so high is a tactical decision desuAnti-reddit aktion
>>524075597>Me mum got redpilled in the theatre
>>524075783yeah maserati is goregous, there are many kenyan and Caribbean girls just like her too parts of the world where just being white is like being a god
>>52407574312th of January
>>524075796I thought they'd banned these - or is the bill not passed yet?
>>524075739Not exactly, muslim marriages carried out abroad are counted as legal marriages in the uk. The result is the same though. Was a bloke in these flats, had two properties, here where he worked at night (cunt) and one with his 1st wife during the day and he used this one as a shag pad for the 2nd wife. He dropped his paperwork, reason for indefinite leave?Homosexual.
>>524075968they haven't i'm on one
>>524075504Learned behaviour.>im not racist, not all, I have bane friends.Extremely effeminate, I bet anon plucks his eyebrows and doesn’t pelvic thrust when addressing manginas, gimps and various other foid adjacents.
I will fight for Islam if I get guaranteed pussy inshallahI'm dying of thirst here brothers.
>>524075294this has always been known, and your statement contradicts itself
>>524075978Pakistanis are prolific scammers and thieves but no one has the will to do anything about it. It's infuriating, they gravitate towards cash jobs for a reason. Looking at the billion plus in welfare fraud from US Somalians really gets the cogs turning as to what the Pakistani's are thieving here.
>>524074658A shack and a vegetable patch, that's all I need.
>>524076154sex isnt even goodit's all the atmosphere around it that rules
https://youtu.be/0BaM0N3hG-shttps://youtu.be/0BaM0N3hG-shttps://youtu.be/0BaM0N3hG-sfloating in the cosmic jacuzzi lads
>>524076158>your statement contradicts itselfhow so anon?
>>524075225What do you mean lately?The Guardian particularly the comments section has been a self-hating censorious crock of shit for some decades now.
im not fatist, i have big lad friends
>>524076346>>524076346>>524076346New
>>524076228Never had sexBut other than kissing and cuddling with them women suck desuBasing this on my experience from 18 years ago when my revealed preference was to stay in my room and play vidya and make up excuses not to see the gf
What is Islam's view on cocaine? I don't reckon I could perform with all 4 wives without it.
>>524075171Do you think they race play?
>>524076296what has islam got to do with it? the west has been op'd to have care free sex we never used to be this way
>>524075764They do drumstick fillets over here now, under £3 for 600g of them and I don't mind the extra fat, it keeps me full for longer. I also bulk out my meals with a ton of legumes/general veg, habit from my povvo childhood but also means I get a higher volume of food with less calories.
>>524075841Looking at the stop drinking Reddits unironically made me get my act together and keep drinking just less. If that's what sobriety looks like I'm not interested kek
>>524076154Don't settle for the first inbred Bengali village girl you get offered, if you're smart and hobnob with some more well to do Muzzies for a while you'll clean up.
>>524076490If you go into the foreign section you can get really cheap beans, peas, lentils and chopped tomatoes. Easy to make a bean curry, make it hot as fuck if you are skint. The burn makes you eat less.
>>524076462Yeah, she calls him pale, male and stale while she pegs him
>>524076382based foid understander
>>524076620r/cripplingalcoholism is kino
>>524076490Here it's only a little more for a whole chicken - airfry it and most of the fat falls out
>>524076620Yep, everything is a bit more sunny after a drink or two. Then after a few weeks a drink or 3.Then it’s just a bottle of wine and a few pints. I know a guy who can get done Xanax and Vicodin. A drink or two, maybe a tablet. Mmmmm really sunny outside.NO!!!
>>524076830It's refreshing to see people who enjoy being alkies, I tried to become one meself but I don't have the willpower
>>524077099we're all sinnersthe stop drinking people sometimes forget that factwhereas the crippling alcoholics never do
>>52407680010 days til I can turn my name on
>>524077278It’s a state of mind it’s not a drug.
>>524077322steerpike entrance music faintly plays in the distance
I'm so glad Queen Elizabeth isn't alive and had to sit through this year's royal variety performance
Fuck me Mick miller's on
>>524077002This isn't my first rodeo man lmao
