Is that Sam Hyde is at his core just another millennial entitled bugman, pretending to be racist chad.Where are his kids, where are his family?His only interest is his grift and new toys he can buy with it.I hope his zoomer fanbase will soon are old enough to see through his game and reject that washed out middle aged clown.Most hilarious is that he now pretends to be christian, because Peter Thiel told him so.ZOG needs new meat to defend Israhell.
>another scam hyde bot threadmany such cases here now
Milennials stay winning but losing
>>524091413Yeah no shit. The only people who didn't figure this out are his pay pigs like this guy>>524091489
>>524091413and dats da chooth
>>524091520Millennials are eternally tied for last place.
sam hyde is a power narcissist I like some of his comedy but his personality is atrocious
I don't care about anything a 40 year old that hasn't had an honest day of work in his entire life has to say.
>>524091413Only funny thing this fag has done in the last decade is the Candyman boxing thing
>>524091413I figured out women were whores in middle school, that’s why im 34 and childless.>Buying new toysI just sold my Dodge Ram and bought an OLED monitor for myself for Christmas so that’s definitely me, kek.
>>524091413The sad part, and I know this for a fact, is that Sam Hyde is the OP and he makes these self loathing threads daily.Quit being such a homo Sam.
>>524091413Ok
>>524091413he should go the route of Thomas Paine
>>524091413>Where are his kids, where are his family?he knocked up a couple asian broads before running a literal R9K incel groomer house. Also he takes Thiel bucks and probably gets fucked in the ass by roger stone.
I have the same thought about Asmongold. They are both rich as fuck. They could 100% find multiple women who would be willing to marry and give them children just to be married to a man with that much money. They say the cqre about the white race. I just don't get it.
>>524091413Sam needs Jesus.
>>524091413>40 year old low IQ jewish groomer and drug addict>40 year old gay jewish grifter>30 year old actual r9k incel running a r9k incel groomer house>braindead zoomer who got fired for sleeping with letty before jet)
>>524091413nah he's based
Him crying like a little bitch about Kirk was pathetic
>>524092276Hello rabbi
Yeah he was funny when I was 19 and my dyke girlfriend stopped blowing me but after world peace got canned he lost his groove.MDE was punk, they fucked up their shot at mainstream success and instead of a bunch of young guys shooting for their chance at success, its 40 year old Sam being gross for high school kids
>>524091413he's a nintendo toy boy home alone retard like everyone else. he isn't special
>>524092276Fuck off nigger
Nobody wants kids you zoomer faggot. The only reason I imagine you want them for is cuz you're all closeted pedophiles. You just want something to rape in 10 years. Not even your parents wanted you. How's that for a news flash? You're only here because the condom broke.
>>524091413He's difficult to place. He calls out the jews, but at the same time he seems to be overwhelmingly jewish and I can't say why. Probably a combination of him being a nepo baby and that fucking face.
>>524091413>where are his family?>fanbase will soon are old enough
>>524092276That really was the final straw for me, little bitch behaviour that I can't associate myself with
>>524091413What's the difference between being Christian and pretending to be Christian?
>>524093121>what's the difference between belief and disbelief?
>>524091805i can't think of a thing he did that wasn't funny
>>524092321Sam's a crypto jew, faggot
>>524091413He triggers my jewdar every time I see him
>>524091413Sam Hyde and his friend were really talented comedians and if not for Jewish control of Hollywood they’d have been ultra famous celebrities
>>524092276Did you catch the part where he said "we need a palantir database"?>>524093121One works for Peter Thiel while grooming retards for his drug addict crew.
>>524095592>rapes your kidsWhat did Sam Hyde mean by that?
he's jewishlook at his face he's a paid agitator intended to disrupt good clean right wing energy
>>524095731What gave it away? Sam bribing a bulimic into throwing up then recording it so he can jack off?
>>524091413Whatever happened to Fishtank and Jet Neptune? I saw the show was like shut down/canceled and have not kept up with it.
>>524091413Sam's entire life is a lie. His mother is jewish and his father glows. He is a Freemason and has sex with men.
>>524096031https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Hide>Sam Hide is a historic or apocryphal character in the folklore of New England, United States, used in the folk saying "to lie like Sam Hide".
>>524095903They shut down Fishtank filming because fans were doxxing the location and they didn't have any permits or anything. I don't know what happened to Jet. They are probably working on the next scam to bilk investors.
>>524096031That really STINKS
>>524091413>Where are his kids, where are his family?He keeps fucking trannies but no luck yet.
>>524096031fuckin NERD
>>524091413this must mean the next sam hyde ep is about to drop
>>524096161I knew he looked Yiddish
He's also pretending to be white
>>524091413>Where are his kids, where are his family?a lot of millennial men never got enough money or stability to do thatsam hyde worked in comedy his entire life, so he was less stable and less monied than most even
>>524091805I just don't get how people don't see through this Jewish actor. He's not even funny. Every year he gets worse but more popular somehow.
>>524091413Fat jewish theater kid dork who has never worked manual labor but shills it to the goysThat being said he did create the funniest comedy group on the planet
>>524092553will his eventually
It goes in all fields, dipshits.
>>524097343He says CHICKEN NIGGER sometimes which means he's your ALT-RIGHT CULTURE WARRIOR DEFEATING LIBTARDS!Don't mention gorilla nests to him though.
>>524091805what about the idubbz thing. that shit was hilarious
Any time someone goes out of their way to make a thread on here accusing someone of being a grifter, I know the person being accused is actually legit. Threads are only made by shills.If I see threads being posted in support of someone, I know that person is just being propped up to undermine /pol/.If I see threads being being posted attacking someone, I know that person is legitimate and shills are trying to undermine their support on /pol/.This all becomes obvious when you realize the vast majority of posters on this board are bots and shill organizing on trooncord, here to flood this board with garbage and make actual discussion impossible
>>524097581Let's discuss MarkyHardmode: if you're Jewish you can't claim jealousy
>>524091413>Where is his family?Why would anyone want to date, marry, and fuck an obese goblin?
>>524092276KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK first time learning about this
Sam is kinda funny but his crew are shitheads, he needs better friends.He and his buddies post on here from time to time. Pretty sure I pissed off Jet Neptune in some old thread kek.
>>524096031His fans don't know what controlled opposition is. They think ecelebs/edrama is organic.
>>524098075>he thinks Sam is a passive observer and not the problem
>>524091413
>>524091413>some insecure indian doesn't like that sam hyde goes hard on jeetsvery transparent
>>524097420Sam is very good at fucking with leftoid subhumans like Hassan and Idubbz. It’s probably his greatest strength. Honestly he should just stick to that sort of thing going forward.>>524098165Fair
>>524091413The real skinny is that he’s a Freemason and none of what you said matters Zogpriest
>>524098220Jews agitate racial tension to distract from Jews. Sam's people are the ones importing jeets.
>>524098299True. Hasan too.
>>524097409when did he say chicken nigger?i love chicken nigger
>>524096161KekFuck that jew
>>524098362When are retard normies going to wake up. It's all professional wrestling.
>>524091413You go to Sam for smarm, you go to Charls for wisdom.
>>524098626>everyone is fake>I am very smart18+ website, Mr. Caulfield
>>524098824what do you go to Jet for
>>524098924drugs and date rape advice
>>524095537The link on your picture is fake/dead.To everyone else, please prove how he is connected and works for peter thiel.
>>524095537>>524098975Guess it got corrupted or something. Link is live again.https://files.catbox.moe/i7r3s3.webm
>>524091413I'm too stupid to tell if he's an actual Neo-Nazi or not.
>>524098960them bitches were lyin'
>>524098075>Sam himself isn't a shitheadlol imagine falling for it, Sam is a massive sociopath, he's like a gravity well for shitheads because at his core he's a massive shithead himself
>>524095537
>>524100967>collaborates with gavin mcinnes
>>524091413>1PBTID OP >memeflag>off topic e-celeb garbage Shill thread. Mods are worthless.
>>524101107cut epstein's bro some slack
>>524091805>a jew pretending to be irishyeah that was hella funny
>>524091413not to be a parasocial retard, but doesn't he have multiple kids and a wife
>>524098975Sam said on PGL a silicon valley billionaire is funding him. Theil funds the alt-right like Red Scare and dirtbag left and the rest of the shit from the Dimes Square le art movement scene. Its not hard to figure out who it is.
>>524101986What is Theils end game exactly? He seems to be pursuing his own megalomaniac agenda independent of the rest of the NWO Jews.
>>524102275>Thiel seems to be pursuing his own megalomaniac agenda independent of the rest of the NWO Jews.Thiel and JD Vance both want war with Iran on behalf of Israel.
>>524102340Ya but I get the impression that Theil has his own goals that are independent of Klaus Schwab and all of those cocksuckers. He’s a 3rd party
>>524102486He literally wants to send americans to die for israel.
>>524102534Don’t they all. Who’s on our side?
>>524091413He’s not funny Being racist is cruel and he’s not smart
>>524091413>the based alpha Chad Zoomers will fix AmericaIt’s over bro we already hit the iceberg
>>524091413I remember finding him back in like 2013 when he was uploading vertical vids on youtube at his moms house. Lots of those were nuggets of gold for comedy. These days he's become another grift-tard. Notice how he always swapping out these early 20's dudes to be his "crew". It's embarrassing. He espouses all this 'real men 200 IQ' bullshit yet he was 30 living with his mom not too long ago. It's all a grift to get you to buy into whatever slop he's trying to sell now.
>>524094974Someone show this fag the gay sex thing sam hyde did.
>>524102579At this point we’re not fighting to save a united America, too late for that. We are fighting to preserve what fragments of this formally great nation we can. The old America is already dead
>>524102793HE CAN'T KEEP SUCKING AWAY WITH IT!
>>524102486Thiel and co. goals sound almost identical to the WEFs to me. >WEF: own nothing >Thiel & co.: feudalism in lieu of "democracy" and capitalism>WEF: have no privacy>Thiel & co.: surveillance state to ensure best behaviorMy guess is the WEF disclosure marketing campaign utterly failed and instead of rebranding they are just allowing Thiel to do his thing and take it over if he isn't already working for them. The result is essentially the same for the plebs no matter who is running things.
>>524091413I don't think men are entitled for wanting a loyal wife, a car, a small home and some kids.
>>524102913There's also that skit where he made out with a guy...Is the secret to Sam's anger closeted homosexuality?He can't be who he wants to be so he's angry at everything.Feel bad for the dude if so.
>>524103061what?
>>524097420Singlehandedly mind fucked idubbz so hard that the guy is essentially a broken man.>>524097709What's to discuss? Dumb whore being a whore. Most of the rage behind these anti-Sam threads are orbiters that are still seething about how some e-girl chose someone other than them.
>>524104196I could see Sam being an in the closet bisexual man ya. He has that energy. I think he has a wife though
>Where are his kids, where are his family?He has a son named Rin with a japanese hapa
>>524102810Bingo
>>524104383What's your question?
>>524093121Remember that time in the Bible Jesus started a live streamed lol cow torture chamber?
>>524105258Season 1 of Fishtank wasn’t that bad. It was almost kind of wholesome at times. It got really dark in season 2 though. It was pretty disturbing how it changed actually. Airsoft Fatty falling down the stairs was funny, the shit that they were doing to those kids in the later seasons wasn’t.
>>524091413keep seething wokeoid . now kys.
>>524106134What did they do?
We have the same birthday, except he got fat and I have a wife and kids that love me.1pbtid herbs in all fields
>>524100967>went from Liberals who wanted to burn the constitution and laws for brownies to conservatives who want to burn down consitution/laws and want more mass surveillance because of a e-celeb death and people who criticize kikestime is a flat circle
>>524106200A lot of things. There was a girl in season 2 who trauma dumped about getting sexually assaulted when she was younger so they brought in fucking Charleston White to fuck with her. They’re all trying to sleep that night but this nigger is getting handsy with her telling her he’s gonna fuck her and shit. She’s scared shitless the whole time thinking she’s about to get raped. The crew lets this go on for a long time before they finally step in and stop it. Just super fucked up and not funny at all.
>>524106401> Liberals who wanted to burn the constitution and laws for brownies But the constitution protects brownies from literal slavery
>>524101021What has he done with Gavin?
>>524091413He has a nip kid
>>524091413Being single is hell.
>>524091413All you have to do is say the word a few times on camera and make fun of Jews and you immediately cultivate a following of rightwing zoomer tards.
>>524091413millennial men have to families and babies, this is a correct observation.how else could it be when women openly lead a war against men. it couldnt be any other way, im sorry.
the brown hordes just rape and kill them all. they dont listen to what women have to say.we did it all wrong. we were under the dellusion that women are not demons.big mistake.
>>524091606This
>>524091413>he now pretends to be christianHe also pretends to be a comedian.
>>524091413dude found his schtick being a father figure/uncle to a generation of nigger music addicted but lost white zoomers. he’s just doing that
>>524091413>Where are his kids, where are his family?women are complete leeches on spirit and your consciousness
As an individual, exit, voice and loyalty are your three options. This is true for 99% of people (hereby known as NPCs)At this point the best course of action for any individual NPC with agency is to exit such a perverse system. Voicing your opinion does not work in 2025, and Loyalty means going along with it all, which obviously means dying single and "trusting the plan"Violence (voice) is next to impossible with the current state apparatus, the only acceptable form of violence is an indirect form (accelerationism) which is what Sam is pushing. Eventually the state will reach for this pressure release valve and direct it towards politically disenfranchised people, which is a long time coming. Brown people are too stupid to realize this though, and honestly, fuck them. Good riddance to shitskins.Leaving is the only way, but rather than escaping through video games (a false escape) the real escape, like in any other situation, is fleeing the country and accepting a far worse quality of life.Sam Hyde acts as the archetype of the single near-40 year old 4chan incel loser. He's an actor playing out the reality of his audience through satire so as to predicatively program them.All e-celebs are archetypes of various profiles that live in our society. They exist so that we may see our own reflection in them, and so that we copy their behavior through mimesis.
>>524112361On a recent clip show Sam, Nick, and Charls referred to themselves as comedians and discussed the art of standup, who they could and couldn't open for, and their style of comedy. Absolute cringe.
>524091413>WAAAAOOOOOWWWW E-CELEBSNo (You) and all fields faggots
Watch the mirthmaxxed series, it's just Charls and Eric practicing long-firm creative lying, improv acting like a jester would in the king's court.
>>524091413this lil nigga pay spams this board too? Same quote applies.
i never heard nick fuentes voice until the sam hyde interview.
>40 year old Jewish man says "yo"
>>524092207Jet neptroon!!! Your a fat faggot incel. Not even close to funny. Edit the videos you mutt slave troon!
>>524092207What does he do now that he fucked up fishtank?
