Well that was wacky
>>524098198>tis but a scratch
>>524098198I did, it is the worst experience and most interesting thing at the same time
>>524098298Think about the guys you air strikedAt least you aren’t them lol
>>524098298It's not a real military if they issue diapers, Mordechai.
I tried in the early 2010s, but they weren't taking white men then. They just put you on a waiting list for two years, so I became a full-time shitposter instead.
>>524098198they only fight foreign enemies
>>524098198I am though
>>524098298i would love to plink off slingshots all day. palekites must die.
>>524098463>It's not a real military if they issue diapers
>>524098198>>Why haven't you died for isreal?Fify dumb kike
>>524098198fuck this dumb thread but how the hell does webm related happen?
>>524098592Thank you for your service.
>>524098739Very long distance so bullet has lost a lot of energy and freakish angle of contact I would guess. That or they just happened to shoot at Old "Ironface" Achmed.
>>524099106So, that's actually a really good shot? Damn
>>524098298You don't have a choice though.
>>524098739I've heard stories of people seeing a bullet ricochet off someone's skull but I'd never actually seen it.
>>524098198I don't want to be armed muscle for the Jews.
>>524098198Dont think i am cut out or made for it desu.I would just get in the way.
>>524098739Bullets have effective ranges like that other guy said. So at certain distances 22lr will bounce off you.
>>524098198I did, I am writing from Eglin Airforce Base. Wanna bunk up tonight?
>>524098198Why haven't you stopped sucking off niggers?Could you be nigger adjacent?
>>524098198I've never been presented with a cause worth fighting for.
>signing a contract to risk your life and strain your body to the point of potential serious injury>for shit pay>with prison time if you decide it's not actually for youyou'd have to be retarded to enlist even if you fully agreed with the direction of the nation and could be 100% confident the government wouldn't fuck things up
>>524098298go on...
>>524098198>dying for people you don't know while your wife fucks a new stud every Saturday
>>524098198
>>524099566Sometimes I think about how crazy that outsiders think soldiers die as heroes and stuff. But look at the Ukraine stuff. I bet the families tell themselves people died protecting their country and stuff but in reality they are quite literally being sent into the meat grinder. No reason to think that things were any different back in the day. Commanders making stupid decisions, just throwing meat into the conflict. There is no days of feeling victorious, or camaraderie among the peers where you strategized and pushed through things that were hard for you and earned a victory, went to sleep at night feeling proud, and then one day you just suddenly got shot and died. Nothing like that. If COVID has shown anything to us, you are just a number. That's how you're seen and how you're allocated as a resource.
>>524098198I hate running. Any other I can do and am fit but more that 1/4 mile of running and my lungs are burning and my legs are in agony.
>>524099671memeflag posts about cuckolding.....is this a day that ends in y??
>>524098198I dont serve the jews like you nigger
>>524098198was he wearing glasses that the 1st shot hit??that 2nd shot was pretty close to canoeing his head.I wonder if he even gave a shit. him and his buddy probably had a good laugh about that once they got to cover.after fighting for so long, and having so many close calls, things like that don't even bother you anymore.have you ever seen the videos of the guys walking around through MG fire and artillery like they are strolling in the park?after a while, they stop being afraid of death and just function on some base primal level.the sooner you accept the fact that you are already dead, the sooner you can function like a soldier should. without pity, remorse, or fear. all war depends upon it.Capt Ronald Spiers, easy company 506th PIR
>>524098198there's no way snipers are firing tracers and there's no way the ammo in those don't pen a skullr-right?
>>524098739it looks like it goes in his eye and out his ear
>>524100723Good helmet I guess
>>524100723that's daesh, bro.. they use any and all ammo they can get. they even make their own ammo and rifles.what the lack in brainpower, they make up for in insanity.
Conscientious objector. Also, bone spurs.
I tried signing in as a nuke because I got a 99 on my asvab, sadly I'm permanently disqualified for hate crimes :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqupzp9wR9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCE6NbKgVVU
>>524098198Serving globohomo is gay.
Miss the isis nasheed days
I did for 10 years and it wasn't worth it outside of resume padding
>>524098739https://youtu.be/0ABGIJwiGBc
I have a chronic illnessMy life is in ruins
>>524101844I have always wondered if the ricochet was from a rock, or were they shooting at a steel plate??if the plate was flat, I could see a bunch of shit coming back at you...
>>524098198Since childhood the only thing I was sure about was that I wanted to be a soldier, always loved hearing my dad's stories from when he was in the mechanised infantry, when I reached conscription age and went to get enlisted I was promptly dismissed because of my autism/depression diagnosis.Life has been pretty shit ever since, I've been NEETing since I dropped out of university and I'm scared, genuinely afraid that life won't get any better
>>524098198ZOGbots are faggots.
>>524098592Thank you for your service
>>524098198I'm old and I spent my youth playing music and spending time with beautiful women. No regrets frankly but it seems would be fun to blow something up and get a paycheck. USA only does wars for Israel in my lifetime though so it seems kind of gay
No bone worms. Oh, and the insane levels of corruption and incompetence at all levels that both can and will put my life and long term, financial, mental and physical health at risk.
>>524104104The bone worm is a better character than anything a hollywood jew could make. This webcomic about rats is unironically better than that slop.
>>524099566>with prison time if you decide it's not actually for youThis is how I knew the military was a scam
>>524104200He's a good lad
>>524098739he was paladin and casted shield of faith
