>t. Santa Claus
Coal to heat the ovens? Thanks, Santa!
God, I FUCKING love coal!
>>524098381Tonight is the Feast
You Jewed Yourselves
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>>524098381Based! Thanks Santa, Aussies love fossil fuels
>>524098381More fuel for the oven. Excellent.
>>524098501based Santa
>>524098381>me when santa brings me a prezzy
>>524098381i'm a christan, so i dont celebrate christmas (the massacre of christians), but i welcome the coal, it is a cold winter.thanks jew, for your uncharacteristic generosity and selflessness, in providing free coal to the poor and neety..
>>524098381Good. I’m freezing.
>>524098558in this economy? i saw that roadside wood sellers were selling a bundle of wood for 50 dollars.free coal beats spending 50 dollars.a selfless jew, truly a christmas miracle. [wholesome]
>>524099056i saw a video a while back, of someone vaporizing some diamonds with by heating them up and injecting them with oxygen.diamonds are a farce, as far as wealth goes, they're more useful as a tool than in preserving wealth.invest in rubies and emeralds.
>>524100341>vaporizing some diamonds with by heating them up and injecting them with oxygen.Yeah, that's one of the silly things about diamonds.Graphite is the more stable form of carbon, so put a blow torch on diamonds, and you can ruin them.There's a good reason diamonds are a girl's best friend, it's because they are dumb.
>>524098381Based.
>>524098381Naughty boys and girls use this to power their ships
>>524098501FPBP
>>524098381Jokes on you I already got my Christmas gift.
>>524098381Is this thread going the way you'd hoped?
>>524101018Yes. Assblasted antisemites are seething in this thread and pitifully coping with a lot of internet tough guy talk. They know they'll be getting coal.
>>524098381did that used to be a jew?
>>524102054In fact many Jews met such a fate during the Holocaust -- having their fat used as fuel, perversely, to heat the ovens as they incinerated their fellow Jews, and even their own corpses that had by then been drained of fat. Others were forced to continue working after having their fat liposuctioned out, while still others were turned into coal. It is no laughing matter.
>>524098381Santa hates jewsDoes he bring them anything? Check mate
>>524102518turning jews into actually useful products like fuel is very based
>>524102518Cool story bro. You should write horror fiction.
Jews don’t celebrate Christmas, they burn in hell.
>>524098381Thanks! This amount of coal should get me to six million in no time!
>>524098381NeatI'm going to wear mine so I can be like Howard Stern and Sarah Silverman
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>>524098501alarmingly based
>>524102907Nice try Shekelberg, but that ain't a crematorium. Fun fact: Auschwitz' auxiliary crematoriums didn't even begin operating until 1944
>>524098381Cool, if antisemites pool their coal together we can fire up the ovens for real this time.
>>524098381A good Jew, thanks Santa.
>>524100341>invest in rubies and emeralds.Rubies are just red sapphires, Emeralds are the best investment.The emerald cut was created because it was the only way to keep the edges from chipping off.
>>524102518>having their fat used as fuelLol, imagine being so inbred and low IQ you actually believe that shit. Lmao.
