> be American "patriot"> Europe is a leech, we're literally carrying their entire economy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)> mfw the EU is actually the number 1 investor in the US> mfw 64% of US foreign direct investment comes from us lazy Europeans> mfw the EU owns $2 trillion of US national debt, vs a laughable amount of EU debt owned by the US> mfw the US literally prints money and we buy it just to keep your dollar from crashing> mfw Murimutt "innovation" is just financial muscle gained through EU investors and foreign brains and companies moving to the US because you gave them massive tax handouts> mfw you are basically that very leech that needs the rest of the world's money to surviveKeep thinking you "maintain" us, amerimutts. We own your house. Keep this in mind. Why are you obsessed with weakening and dividing the EU? Because If we pull the plug it's over for you (spoiler, this won't happen because our current leaders are cucks bought by you).>muh we protect you from evil RussiaFuck off. Until the 90s western Europe had plenty of military forces to deter the Warsaw pact. For the last 30 years the US has focused on boycotting Russia's rapprochement with the EU. Get a new narrative or kill yourselves.
The "US protects Europe" meme is the greatest psyop of the decade. Over 60% of all new EU defense spending goes straight to US contractors. The US sends old junk to Ukraine paid by the EU and uses the money to upgrade its own arsenal. Pentagon buys zero European tech because protectionismWe are literally subsidizing the American military-industrial complex while being called freeloaders.Wake up eurobross, and defend your land from the murrijew.
Embrace Europe my eurobros. There will always be a future for us. EVROPA is eternal.
