news:>Fresh fury over secret courts letting energy firms break into homeshttps://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/fresh-fury-over-secret-courts-letting-energy-firms-break-into-homes/ar-AA1SO0gT
Can feel the morning poo brewing.I'm scared to do it. I know it's going to be a bad one...
>>524109026to begin the morning, the poo was brewing'Get up you bowsie and clean up your cell'And the old triangle went jingle jangleAll along the banks of the Royal Canal
I've spent so much time in my local shop that i feel genuine affection for the shop assistants and feel sad when they quit and know when they've quit
>>524109026Big boy poop!
How's everyone's jobcentre appointments over Christmas ?
made another thread so sleepy i didnt notice ha>Puppy farm ban promisedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c93wxd27dvko>Government to outlaw a practice being used as a "smokescreen" for hunting animals.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g9y20j259o>winter solstice sunrise at Stonehengehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/ceq1dvjpq4eo>Comfy welsh themehttps://youtu.be/-4ILE52s8Hk
>>524109266last year after a world cup england match i saw a woman laid out sleeping on the job centre sofai was like 'is she alright' and the job centre person was like 'she's great actually'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ixEzKA4k0&the worlds end was by far the best of the cornetto trilogy yet no-one rates it because shaun of the dead and hot fuzz had already come outif it came out first it would have hit so hard
Derp>University threatened with legal action after protest at academic's talkhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyx3y84ln9o>Gun-toting illegal boat migrant who called for 'death to all Jews' is freed to roam British streets... only days after Bondi Beach massacrehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15402487/Gun-toting-illegal-boat-migrant-called-death-Jews-freed-roam-British-streets-days-Bondi-Beach-massacre.html>Father Christmas is ‘too white’ says woke museum – and there shouldn't be a naughty listhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2149083/father-christmas-too-white-brighton-museum-woke>Don’t call migration a threat to Britain, says EHRC chiefhttps://archive.ph/tA1bK>Starmer has no coherent social mobility plan, says top government adviserhttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/dec/21/keir-starmer-lacks-coherent-social-mobility-plan-says-advisory-body-chair>UK car industry ‘on track’ to meet 2025 EV sales targethttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/electric-vehicle-uk-ev-sales-zev-b2888560.html>Crackdown on rogue landlords renting out mouldy and unsafe homes to be expanded across London boroughshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/london-landlords-rent-mould-poor-conditions-homes-licence-b1263508.html>Electoral Commission rules out investigation into Nigel Farage spendinghttps://www.itv.com/news/2025-12-21/electoral-commission-rules-out-investigation-into-nigel-farage-spending
Still creasing at a lord of the realm actually going on camera voluntarily to say "me mum died in the holly". That very well could be the funniest thing to happen all year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwtpb3L-4bE
Reminder that j*sh is a known jewish paedophile who runs a paedophile discord with sosban, dago, horse nonce and french OAP pedo
they don't want you to use the word "supra-ethnicity": that's Europeanthey say britain was built by immigrants but all immigration here for 99% of our history was European. White.do not say "supra-ethnicity". it is extremely dangerous to our democracy and will cause banker heads to explode.
>>524109585Morning josh lad
>>524109646kys you disgusting paedophile. you're the one that collects the CP on 4chan for him
>>524109401>"me mum died in the holly".He never said that. But yeah hahah hilarious. You zoomers are so edgy and post ironic. Grow the fuck up you clown.
>>524109383no it was shit
>>524109706did you like shaun of the dead and hot fuzz
bitches with insomnia are older because they've been awake longer
Morning arseholes, fresh today innithttps://youtu.be/bMHHCpQ9M-Y
>>524109767
>>524109734see shaun too many times but it was fun when it was newfuzz was shit
>>524109266Job centre workers get 2 weeks off over Crimbo iirc, civil service innit.
HOLY SHIT I LOVE @GROK NOW
>>524108944the jewish god is a god of revenge against whites"gods chosen" FAFOs are incapable of learning from history and doomed to repeat it.
>>524109850they are all fun films in my opinion, but worlds end takes the cakeshaun is a bit juvenile and rooted in sitcomhot fuzz has one twist buzzbut worlds end is great throughout
>>524109941Mad that you hate Jews yet trust their word about their history innit? Scheming kikes running the banks but they're 100% who they say they are.
>>524109949>but worlds end is great throughoutno I saw it on tv, the first 20 were decent enough to get me to watch, then it just went full retard.
First Monday of neetdom for me, I will no longer provide for abdul and his 9 kids.
imagine how malding you'd be if you were jack in jack and the beanstalkguy gives you magic beans and now you're confronted with a giant who wants to eat youwho even was that guy
>>524109704>He never said that.LOL yes he did you imbecile. Here's him saying it.https://x.com/CitizenLenz/status/2001503826755629478
>>524109993you're entitled to your opinion (it's wrong)
>>524109401>What's with these zoomers dissing me mum, why do they gotta front?
>>524110037you gonna spend the day drinking and shitting up the general again?
>>524110005Geoff Capes
>>524110075hell yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzUHNjKMeV4&
>>524110005My favorite part is how the giant speaks in gibberish of his own choosing, and doesn't make it rhyme.>fee fi fo fum>i smell the blood of an english man
>>524109939We have an Islamaphobic awareness day in this country. This country that has suffered numerous terrorist attacks, numerous machete/knife attacks. numerous rape gangs, the disregard for our major religion. Yeah muslims in our country need an awareness day because some drunk twat called them a terrorist on the train.A woman I read said a shop assistant had put pork sausages in her basket as a joke. She thinks that this is why muslims need an awareness day and people need educating. Pork based practical jokes.Angry about foreign terrorists and rape gangs? Thats a bit extreme. But get out the fucking banners because another muslim woman has had her feelings hurt.
>>524110098inabit then
>>524110103>smell the blood of an english mangiant was an ethnonatmark collett should get him on a podcast
>>524109704Probably just hair of the dog posting, I always get a bit giddy when I do it, shock to the system like.
ZING
>>524110146being like that for
>>524110005Bit like being a civnatGuy gives you magic soil and you end up with an immigrant trying to kill you
>>524109704Mexican childish shit>Me mum died in the hollyQuite the accomplishment, when he was born in 1962stupid beaner
>>524108944I'm in the red zone on this which makes me based
Get a bit of Peter on manhttps://youtu.be/CnVf1ZoCJSo
>>524109383Can't stand Simon Pegg
>>524109704kill yourself nigger
why were authors from the 70s to the 80s like 'guy who wants to fuck cars'
>i woke up in a brand new died in holly>she died in holly
>>524110262British Leyland.
>>524110025Must be like a nervous reaction when they feel threatened and cornered. Gain sympathy by saying your grandparents died in the Holocaust. But he got muddled.
>>524110246he's a dry drunk who hates immigrants but can't say ithe's basically the human equivalent of that noise people make when people involuntarily brace their core in expectation of being hit
>africa news
>>524109704You've been utterly done, bet you feel like a right cockwomble.
>>524110025
>>524110315I just never found him funny. Everyone told me to watch Spaced and I didn't laugh once.
>>524110385spaced was pretty comfy but not particularly funny
>>524108653I used to work as a carer so spent a lot of time in A+E and I always wondered this. Why in fuck is like A+E waiting rooms always like 95% Black and Muslim chicks?
>>524110385I laughed when he went on a chud rant about star wars and the reveal he was talking to a child
>>524110444Our culture is like scrimp and save, be neighbourlytheir culture is like get what you can and climb over everyone to get it
The height of our culture is napoleonthe height of their culture is burna boys new watch
>https://xcancel.com/VoxExVeritas/status/2002526983968993498ffs man
>>524108944>picIn reality it's imperialists in the Kremlin vs a country trying to defend its borders and its people
>>524110586Morning glowie lad.
>>524110586>Its not the jews!Shalom Moshie.
https://x.com/BrutalsOnly/status/2002839686314958923white culture
>>524110488Money corruptsFree money from other people corrupts absolutely
Whys bogwog spamming the other thread?
>>524110378>hollywoodLOL>>524110360>cockwombleYou people really do have a hilarious silly word for everything. The duality of Englishmen is the burdensome duty to make the language as sophisticated as possible, while simultaneously never resisting the insatiable impulse to make it as silly and hilarious as possible.
Thoughts?https://archive.is/2sPJN
>>524110802https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl3H4vMqYNo>but this is not a normal country
>>524110781Says the guy who uses words like "dude" and "douchebag".
>>524110701Cocaine .
>>524110877god gave us cocaine so man would have the courage to start a podcast
>>524110781Howdy partner why don't we mosey on down to the saloon for a jack on the rocks?
>>52411080230 odd years of systematically dismantling the working systems of the country and undermining the native population under the red and blue parties.Then having the audacity to blame farage for the wheels falling off the country.
>>524110802>Blood river man badOne of the most successful establishment pysops of all time>In a normal country... But this is not a normal countryWe're just normal men
>>524110966does my head in when they blame farage and brexit for the boriswavelike it was an inevitable consequence like the weatheri honestly at this point think leftists just need killed
i've tried debating on reddit but they honestly aren't humanthey don't have conciousness
>burrito for breakfastUnconvential, but tasty.
>>524111063Refusing to take responsibility for one's own fuck ups and shoveling the blame onto other people is the fundamental thinking behind all leftist ideology.
>>524111167Reddit is more of a circlejerk than Brit/pol/, which is impressive.
>>524109997Absolute patriot.
>>524111063Now you get it.
>>524111209I made a post being sympathetic and got 21 downvotes because they all misunderstood my post in the same way, it's a genuine affliction,rather than explain i just doubled down on their misunderstanding like you would with a womanagree and amplify
>>524111167
>>524110860Those words aren't hilarious and we also don't have hundreds of them. Your vocabulary is a comedy gold mine ten miles deep>spacker>nonce>knobhead>pillock>numptyRemarkably unserious behavior. That's not an insult, just an observation. Personally, I find it wonderful and very endearing that when you get so enraged that you can't downplay it anymore, you explode into calling someone a whopper.>>524110937That's only minimally silly, and not coming from people who also feel a sense of duty in refining the language into something with class and prestige.
>>524111171I mad a load of breakfast wraps last week, bacon, egg and beans, stick it in the air fryer for 10 minutes on a morning to warm through and it's lovely.
>>524111209>>524111271Reddit's moderation team comprises of just a handful of people across all the popular subs, and any discussion of this is immediately deleted. Someone's taking money to push certain political narratives on that site.
>>524111328>people who also feel a sense of duty in refining the language into something with class and prestige.In your mind.
>>524111356someone posted the word phantasm the other day to appear smart because i was arguing against the idea the experts held absolute virtue
brev
alri lacorrr what a comfy morning this morningwoke up at 5:30 to the sensation of something cold and wet on me armno, I did not piss the bed in pretzel formationme bottle of smart water opened as I was asleep and spilt ahawent back akip for a couple of hours, woke back up around 7:30, went for a long walkwent texaco the long way round, went the asda, went co-opgot me woffee, got me cbd drink, got me this is food shakegot me bits and bobssome fit birds in the old town today, a couple in co-op were checking me out 100%>inb4 blart seethe greentext about seeing some weird fat spacker in co-opnah am just handsome and teens love me, simple aswent down tinned aisle and some old lass with a walking stick looked perpexed so I was like what ya lookin for, I'll helpand she started seething about the shop assistant ignoring her and I was like its ok I'll be your shop assistant for todaywanted trifle mixwas right behind us ffswent greggs, that lass was in that said she'd rustle me up a couple of sosij bean n cheese bakes for sunday around 8am while forgetting they weren't open at that time ahasaid to her, was hoping you'd be in, got a bone to pick with yousaid to her, you said you'd rustle me up a couple of them for sunday but you weren't in and you weren't even open until 9 when you said same time tomorrow hahahahahahashe was mortified and was like omg I forgot, am so sorryI was like am only messin it was funny and desu it was a good thing because I'd had greggs like 3 days on the run so it gave me digestion a restanywaygot me bakes, scouse discount as predictedno charge
>>524108944Humiliation ritual by the sex cult that runs this evil place. Companies like OVO are profiteering over fake energy price rises. OVO is a bird of prey. They are pecking us to death. Greedy cunts.
>>524111385>>because i was arguing against the idea the experts held absolute virtueDid you get asked if you had a degree in whatever field you was arguing against?
>>524111385Reddit is also a place where stupid people go to pretend to be smart, you shouldn't be taking anything on there seriously.
Salafi Bookstore lads with another banger.https://youtu.be/mIprdJOmvRg
right sso you have the tribe ye and theres chaos so some dudes say i wanna be leader but there can only be one leader yakno so they fight and hoever wins is the leader and then the tribe becomes a kingdomright then youve got capitalism which is give me your cow for a bag of rice but ang on you dont want to haul your cow along to buy stuff so you trade shiny rocks thats money and then youve got people who gather the most money and then they make even more momey on that money and then debt and interest gets invented and then stocks and then the shiny rocks get replaced with paper then now youve got modern capitalism
>>524111482>right sso you have the tribe ye>then now youve got modern capitalismThe abridged version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83tp9wyHpfM&
>>524111432BUT I FELT BADsaid to her nahhhhhhhh I can't do that I feel like I've pressed you into doing that and she was like nonot charging you, simple asdon't carenopeI was like"I hate you"with a big smile on me face and they all started laughing hahahahahagot a couple of christmas cake bars and said tell you what you can class the bakes as me christmas present and we'll settle it at thatand she was like soundthen came home and had a chat with rLily on me phonealsolook at this carrot I found
>>524111371In my mind? Nigger where do you think RP came from? Brits felt an obligation to abandon the various gutter accents they were using and standardize a more dignified and upscale form.
>>524111525right sso you have the tribe yenow its over
>>524111577cauldron look at this carrot I found aha >>524111589
>>524110966The people who dismantled this country were capitalists who decided to sell off our national infrastructure to private companies>>524111063I wouldn't say the Boriswave was inevitable but it was certainly very likely. Anyone with a more than a couple of brain cells would have recognised that. The question of the Brexit referendum wasn't "do you want lower immigration" - it was "do you want to leave the EU" (paraphrased)
>>524111589>>524111627i seen a carrot like that oncei posted it on the family group chat and no-one was interested
time to do me situps and crunches corrr
>>524111432>some fit birds in the old town todayYou ever have that thing happens where a fit bird walks by and you just reflexively say CORRRR before your rational brain has time to stop you? I have that happen a lot when I'm in Florida. Thankfully this is America so they don't know what it means.
>>524111656was it aye
>>524111657a carrot with a smiley face?
>>524111683florida is garbage
>>524111683>ffs its that weird guy from out of town who thinks he's a crow again
>>524111705hang on i'll see if i can find it
>>524110564hilariousthey brought their holy cow too many times and now it's getting slaughtered
>>524111619You sound agitated.
I know Reform is owned by Israel, but I'm still voting Reform
>>524111712You're garbage. Florida has a very high concentration of fit birds compared to the rest of America except Colorado and Hawaii. Lardasses are rare there, which is quite shocking in the best way when the place where I live is one of the fattest states in America so I only see a few fit birds a year.
>>524110586never mind about your kids getting stabbed and you women getting raped go die 2'000 miles away for the people responsible for destroying your home and culture, erm let me thinkfuck off yourself and go fight your war traitor scum
>>524111764I haven't voted since the EU referendum. >jews>jews with right wing branding Are the choices
>>524111764who's that? she's fit
>>524111589https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c9R8wSCNoM(Was gonna post a simple pic but everything keeps on saving to webp ffs)
>>524111764Ok?
>>524111808just screenshot it, thats what I do
>>524111432>smartwaterShouldn't be drinking that.
>>524111803Don't know, some lad posted it on /int/ yesterday
y'all should listen to yanklad desu and learn how to tell when he's shitposting and making valid points. he's lowkey one of the few intelligent posters left in this general and you can also tell by his sense of humour and legendary bants
>>524111787theyre all Mexican
>>524111656>The people who dismantled this country were capitalists who decided to sell off our national infrastructure to private companies>wah but muh thatcherThe main reason why this country is completely falling apart is that it's impossible to get anything done. We can't build housing, we can't even build a railway line, we can't grow the private sector economy, and we're helplessly watching illegals flow through completely uncontrolled borders while being protected by human rights lawyers.This was caused by the Blair administration taking control of the country out of the hands of parliament and into quangos, coupled with tying everything up in thousands of laws. And then the following Tory administation sitting on it and doing absolutely nothing.
>>524111842why not lad?>>524111867not even pimeyes can sauce it ffsif I find out I'll let you know
josh mate i'm sorry but my carrot pic got deleted by whatsapp archives only go back to 2024 nowfucking evil bastards
>>524111842Don't lad you'll be getting paragraphs of guff for hours.
>>524109635why not just answer "yeah, white people" when other bring up immigration and "britain was built by immigrants"?it is incontestable.
>>524111873quality posts about your mong in the coophurr durr good one
>>524111913all good ladraw a pic from memory?>>524111920shut up you utter bellendfiltered
>>524111908>we can't grow the private sector economyThe private sector has been damaged by Brexit. Closer ties with the EU would boost the economy.
>>524111949go back to bed
>>524111836Noted for next time.You should report that carrot to the plod. Say there's a dangerous carrot about to explode.
>>524111950I can't do it justice, just imagine the best carrot you've ever seen and then imagine you seeing that carrot but you're on meth
>>524111589Reject from the Aldi cinematic universe
I have never drunk Stella before
>>524111959fuck off
>blognonce at it againsad fat paedophile>cor woke up an done me things now im gonna do other things i am me, cor a woman, cor laa look at this , cor i helped an old lady me im not really a disgusting obese jewish paedophile me i aren't. fucking christ kys you fucking nonce.
>>524111942I imagine they'd then start kvetching about Brexit and Poles.
>>524111999>digitsominous>>524112011looksmaxxers are shilling meth to debloat now on tiktok>>524112018top kek
>>524111994your router should be confiscatedyou can write your tripe into a txt file just dont bring it here
>>524108944Thread music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpOec85O-5wChoke an OVO, just to feed all my people.
>>524111432>scouse discount as predictedHuge W
Lockdowns incoming soon.https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/adenovirus-7-things-know-untreatable-36437448
>>524109941why is he called Udrianus in the picture but Hadrian elsewhere? i'm not well versed in Roman. i googled Udrianus but got nothing, not even a spellcheck.a Chudrianus edit would be good.
>>524112026It's shite now anyway, you've missed the bus.
>>524112029you're seething because you can't handle normal everyday human interractions without sperging out and exposing people to csamfiltered>>524112055look in the mirror for once ladyour posts are absolute shite
>>524112043i've stopped taking creatine after a year and i look dialled in despite gaining weight
>>524112074morning la>>524112092baseddo you still gym?I don't lift as much as I should and mostly do bodyweight stuff but I'm slowly noticing more scaffolding behind me puppy fat if that makes sense
>>524110385spaced at the time was only alright, but it aged poorly. these days i couldn't watch it, the characters are awful.
>>524111999>>524112043Oh shit!Told two coppers in a shopping centre yesterday I'd put anthrax in the pick&mix. They looked at me like they were braindead.>...aaaan-thraax?I don't even know why I did it either.
>>524110991
>>524111910Turns black when subjected to electrolysis.
>>524112090youre too low IQ to get themon the other handyour posts are complete garbage which dont belong here
>>524112029He's been particularly fragile these last few days, weird how his insults are the same as the French nonce but then again, he's never had an original post in his life. His entire persona is based on stolen ancient tripfag patter.
>>524112090you don't leave your shitty damp bennyhovel and you larp about everything you do. You going to start spamming CP again are you fatty? disgusting fucking jew you are id literally smash your teeth in if i ever met you, you fat little jewish nonce
Do we Universal Credit recipients get a Christmas bonus?
>>524112156fuckin 'ell ladthat could've gone south, fast>>524112169I'm gonna look into that (and consult rLily)
Bogwogs on one again. The melty on Thursday will be funny.
>>524112198>stubkekF I L T E R E DO NS I G H T Y O U F A G G O TR A N C I DG A YP A E D O P H I L E
>>524112200You don't have to spend 8 hours a day in Mr. Nosenblatt's Toilhouse every weekday. That's enough of a bonus.
>>524112120No man i fucked my back, last year when i was drinking heavy but 'keeping up my strength' what I was really doing was injuring myselfOne day it just went crunch, spinal snappageit's not chronic pain, only hurts when i squat or deadlift but it's a write offcancelled my gym membershipit was so loud that the guy lifting next to me in the gym looked at me and was like what the fucki've been running and doing bodyweight stuff just for my mental elvesbut honestly i haven't done that last week because i've been on a different feel i need to get back into it so that my new work wife falls in love with me
>malding fatty is rattledhe's going to post CP and blame bogdan again on 3 different IDs isn't he?
>>524112265ffs lad have you been hospital?
>>524112291
He reads all the "filtered" posts btw, sad cunt's obsessed. Caught him at it multiple times.
>>524110025nope he never said his mum died in the holocaust. He said his mother and father were persecuted under stalin and the Nazis. His grandadparents perished. All that is true. Of course I don't expect people like you to actually listen and pay attention to something that isn't a social media post or a meme. That's how rotten your brain has become and now you have the reading comprehension of a 5 year old.So yeah, You're a fucking clownpit like the rest of this thread full of dumb spiteful thick cunts. You people are a tumour growing on the arsehole of society. >>524110360you want to go do you, you fucking spastic? Come find me in Romford today. I'll iron you out cunt. >>524110258brincel trying to speak like his American friends. Pathetic. You need ironing out too.
>>524112311i saw a physio but he was a gay guy and younger than me and just felt up my bum and advised me to come backi was like nah
>>524112227If it was armed plod probably.These ones looked like they were in fancy dress.
>>524112156They provably thought of the band.
mad how it destroys threads so easily
>>524110802I'm starting to like this Farage guy
>>524112325Right on cue, seen this panto before it's wank.
This is my type
Morning lads
We might need do make a new general for this adenovirus outbreak. It's quickly turning into another pandemic. It's untreatable and it's leaving people feeling worse than Covid ever did.
>>524112389she's about to serve you the best morrisons salad you ever ate in your damn life
>>524112200My sister got a £140 m+s voucher from unicred
>>524112400/nothingburger/ general
>>524112391the whole spacker trifecta is here
>>524112333You can't iron your trousers you internet hardcase spastic, stick to Reddit.
cor woke up an done a shit me i did gonna have some eggyweggys next laayano laa dago cor proper political me i am chatgpt whats a communism?
how did i do?
>>524112335I don't even know what to say ladthats fuckin wild>>524112337kek imagine if you did that in the UAE or something
>>524112389Looks like horselass.
>>524112354Filters are free.
>>524112449Weekday mornings are the only good times for britpol
>>524112449Present and correct
>>524112463comfy in here today lad
>>524112389she is Standard Britishlooks like she is from the 90s
>>524112449yeah it's funny isn't it, they all appear at the same time. Just in time for a little circle jerk all help out the jewish runcorn paedo time.
>>524112488it'll heal naturally in it's own time anywayhe tried to tell me it was lack of conditioning or like domsi told him to his face it wasn't and i was a jacked young niggathat's the nhs though, you get what you pay for
>>524108944I like your theoretical diagram. Here's the practical one. Don't worry, the yookay one is coming soon.
>>524112391morning lahe's on one alreadywill be a rough day today most likely
>>524112505>weekday >morningwhat now?>>524112497bit hard when they keep hopping ID
>>524112505do Le 77th get a Christmas break even though they are the Army? will suspected 77th & Nudge Unit posts drop off this week because no ones on shift?
>>524112419Kek, nice one
>>524109997
josh is a good lad
>>524112557probably yeahI fucked my back years ago when some old lass had a fall in the bottom flat and had to try and lift her up a bitwasn't even fat but when 'ald lasses fall they're like a sack of spuds and don't help you whatsoeverluckily I had experience as I used to help care for my great grandmother so I am trained in that a bitbut she was unexpectedly heavy and I fucked my lower back kekpanicked a bit and was like fuckkkkslipped disc?but nah just strained a muscle and was sound in a few weeks
>>524112636i've known him for years and he's never said anything incorrect
reminder he has already essentially warned you he's going to be posting CP and blaming bogdan for it again, his usual MO.
You think you're having a bad monday>A major incident has been declared following reports of a sinkhole affecting a canal in Shropshire.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2lvq0yk9dko
>>524112333>you want to go do you, you fucking spastic? Come find me in Romford today. I'll iron you out cuntoooh the big man, you're the spastic and I'd fuck you up while raping your mum, I'm good at multi tasking
>>524112576Meh - just blank him.He'll get mad and post dodgy pics and then get kicked out.Off shopping - worst days of year.But ran out of Baileys
>>524112636look at the carrot I found lad >>524111589
>>524112687Global climate apocalypse innit
>>524112703what you getting me
>>524112661I don't think it's muscular because of the noisei think it's bonularwhen i worked at a nursing home this old woman fell in the middle of the lunch hall and i helped her up, i got chewed out by a nurse because we're supposed to leave them on the floorbut i thinkfuck leaving someone embarrassed on the floor i'd rather lose my job
>>524112722ffs looks like alicia
>>524112687the canal will fill up again
>>524110802are people still falling for the opposite is true, classic soviet trick of accusing the opposition of doing exactly what your doing, fucking sick of it
Sipping flat Relentless in bed
>>524112752Yule log - but i'll eat your bit (no homo)
Up the oontzhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zesVPp3glg
>>524112791in hyperborea they had a drip
>>524112764yeah thats a legit thing, you're meant to wait until a medical professional gets there but you can have a bit of wiggle room if you're already trained and I lived with a nan that suffered from strokes and was on a zimmer for years>>524112770KEK>>524112796ohhhh matron
>>524112819it's so you don't get sued so ultimately it's a personal choice
also dago ladlook at this combat efficiency in d2 snowball pvpI'm sick
theres no hopecheck in tomorrow morning then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-U3MQbCWU0&
>>524112844I think its primarily a safety thing though and the sueage is a secondary point because if someone's had a fall you don't know whether they've fractured something or not, especially if they're old and their bones are less dense. so its typically safer to leave them until professionals arrive that know what to look for so they don't end up exacerbating the fracture or whatever and causing serious damage. but when you live with someone who's always having falls and that you kinda know what to look out for instinctually so you can gauge what the best cause of action is yourself to some degreemakes me sick though when you see like in those vids of indians being ran over or launched by trains and then their mates start propping them up and dragging them around like nigga thats literally the worst thing you can do
>his little discord faggot paedos use the same MO >i it's bogdan it is disgusting paedos, all singing from the little nonce's prepared hymn sheet. anyone got a pic of bogdan being kicked out of discord for posting CP? anyone? weird how josh is a known pedo but all his bumcorders blame someone else. >>524112789100% what Jnigger does. He posts disgusting jewish pedo shit, then him and his discord trannies appear and all blame someone else.
>>524112938I'd rag them out, fling them across the room and then push their distended anuses up their fanniesbut that's just life
>>524113004you ever considered care work?you'd fit right in
Thinking of growing my hair out like this
>>524113049that's what i do nowcan finally make use of my boxing training
No Midnight Mass here, just a 4pm Christmas Vigil. Odd
>>524113075oh ffs lmfao
>>524113120priest has been on such a mad one all year his 12pm is 4pm
>>524108944Why are energy firms even interested in breaking into homes in the first place?
>>524111063>does my head in when they blame farage "more blacks if we leave" and brexit for the boriswavegudonem8
>>524113198erm probably the jewellery and other clarse stuff
>>524113216not one person voted brexit for a trillion indians did theyin fact the complete opposite
Boriswave and Farage Boats
>>524113232Can't they just sic debt collectors on you to steal it more openly and "legally"?
sun just manouvered to crack through my door in such a way it hurts my eyessuns a massive prick
>>524113057Why?
>>524112461>>524112701State of the pair of you. You should feel ashamed but I bet you don't even know what that is
>>524113198first of all "energy firms", non of them are energy firms they are parasitical middle men who extend credit to their "customers" and take their cut and the reason they want to break into people's homes is because more and more people simply aren't paying, the whole thing is a fucking racket and a scam so whilst you might feel that nonpayers are at fault in reality they are no more at fault than the whole of the rotten system
queef starmer's rentboy army
>>524111881There's not really that many Mexicans in Florida. Most of the latins are Cuban or Venezuelan, which are a completely different species of latinx. They don't have the squat goblina body and face that ages two decades the day they turn 18, because they aren't Aztecs. The indigenous of Cuba were more like North American Indians than Aztecs, and they didn't really contribute that much DNA before they went extinct quickly.You're coping right now because Florida, an American state, has less obesity than England.
takes the piss
Electricity should be a luxury.
>>524113363why don't you do us all a solid for Christmas and kill yourself and save me the trouble
>>524112488>Executed there and thenor >Hook me up senpaiGuess it would be down to the mood of the plod on the day.
>>524113363All this because you said that kike didn't say "me mum died in the holly" and get a video of him saying it in response, wild.
>>524113391Fuck off Hector Esteban Gutierrez
alriexercise timecorrr
>>524113466Learn to live with a yank presence, Lord Ngubu Patel IV of Cockburning-by-Shitefalls GP.
god was like yo womenand then was likeyo but foreign women as welland thenfully interactable mod lol
>>524113598>Lord Ngubu Patel IV of Cockburning-by-Shitefalls GP.kek
>>524113466>Hector Esteban Gutierrezits the nonce btw. if you ask him to post a timestamped electrical socket he'll sperg at you and say he can't for some obvious bullshit reason.
I prefer the feeling of being horny to actually having sex
>>524112333>nope he never said his mum died in the holocaust.Is that what I said, you utter melt? No. I said exactly what happened. That kike, a lord of the realm made a peer by the queen, chose to go on video and bless us with a clip of him saying the words "me mum died in the holly". I've done you and now you're seeing red.
>>524113621I imagine Adam named his animals like in a Mans Not Hot rapping fashion
my sisters girlfriend is wealthy and has equipment like snow ploughs in her estatei wonder what my dad makes of being mogged like this despite working hard his entire life
he's having a full on schizo meltdown today isn't heas the other anon said thursday will be interesting
>>524110802Ah, yes, the people aiming to destroy britain -- the UK's own army.
alri then
>malding because his bullshit mutt flag ragebait larp is busted-he's going to start posting CP and blaming bogdan, isn't he?
>>524113728All because he confidently proclaimed Lord Finklestein never used the phrase "me mum died in the holly" and immediately got the receipts. Such a silly reason for a melty.
>>524113693he only had sons so he could have a hypeman
crynonce melty
>>524113368 Eh I considering stealing from the Jew to be an inherently virtuous activity. You can't apply the mores of well-ordered civilized people to barbarians and parasites, that isn't virtue, it's stupidity. I'm just curious what the particular scam here is and why they're breaking in sneakily and quasi-legally rather than overtly with the full backing of the law.
>>524113707Even a rich person wouldn't bother with that shit. If snow only happens once every two-three years, just get a shovel and have fun with it.Heck, pay the local oiks to do it, they would do it for free anyway. Anyone who buys "rich people shit" is not rich.
Mary Ann Stephenson? I'm guessing yes.
>samefagging fag mutt flag melty ho ho ho fattys malding all day now and samefagging. Just like irl, no friends , so he invents them.
>>524113809they are nu rich from what i gatheri haven't met them but the dad works in 'waste management' and the mum works in 'fashion'
Wanna go into town today to take some pictures.Don't really want to deal with the hassle of navigating around people.
>>524113770nooo not himam on about the polish nonce mate
>>524113770
>>524113840>waste managementthats mafia code btwask dago
>>524113847I don't like going into town. Too many darkies.
>>524113410Does your mrs keep your testicles by the front door?
>>524113858you mean the one with the grim kitchen right? utter mental case that one.
>>524113880i made this joke straight away to her facei don't think he's mafia as he's german, i think he just works in waste managementmy dad said he kept trying to talk about work to him at the wedding but he refused
>>524113770Tbf, fink is quoting it from the comments in that video.
>>524113916yeah i have to pay a toll if i want to leave with my balls
57% British35% French/Belgian/German/Dutch4% Slav1% Italian1% Albanian
>>524113391 There is no real appreciable genetic difference between Central American "natives" and the kind of prairie nigger that used to roam the continental United States. Both are low IQ, impulsive, prone to alcoholism and balloon up when introduced to a diet that isn't cormeal mush and deer jerky. That said the real difference between the average Cuban and the average Mexican is indeed admixture, the average Mexican is a Mestizo and the average Cuban is a Castizo. Either way the only clean "Latinos" are people of purely Iberian or other European ancestry, the rest are wastes of skin.
everyone else is gonna be off having their xmas dindins, while the little round jewish runcorn paedo is going to be here talking to himself on his little sock puppets like the mutt flag one kekeke
>>524113840>the dad works in 'waste management'I see, firearms smuggler.I fear your sister's going down a dark path.>nu richMakes it more concerning. Most people get rich either from their parents or from having a good grasp on money and value. Making purchases that make no sense doesn't show a good grasp of money or value, and parents usually teach their kids those values.So what that leaves is people who get rich quick. On the surface it's lottery tickets or rapsters but behind the scenes it's "waste management".
>>524113941Not the point. He, a fucking LORD, was malding so hard over an American podcaster, that he still voluntarily allowed himself to be filmed using those words. And now they are clipped out of context forever.
>>524113962not albanian enough to be considered white
>>524113457Are you literally retarded fella? The video is him quoting what dickheads like you have been saying. It's completely out of context. https://youtu.be/fMtcMeIXpSs?si=JLii_t2ML5Hjj2_AHe was born in the 1960s so of course his mother didn't die in the holocaust. You horrible scumbag. Shame on you.
>>524113981their daughter is an ultra athlete lesbian who works in science
>>524114003Why are you here
>>524113996AlbanianArbanianArbamianArbameanArbameaArbameArbamesAr bamesr bames
Stone Roses are overrated
>>524113803>why they're breaking in sneakily and quasi-legally rather than overtly with the full backing of the lawbasically there's too many nonpayers for the system to handle "legally", they want to break in and force smart meters and ripoff pre payment meters, the "debt collectors" are just the muscle, in reality there isn't really any value in seizing "goods", by the time they've catalogued and taken away and sent to auction random crap there's nothing in it, less than nothing really, it's just a protection racket and isn't actually lawful or legal, the whole thing is a shitshow and of course out of all the nonpayers a huge majority are niggers and migrants and applying the system to them is racist so they pick off the low hanging fruit like old ladies and poor white families
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0lgzxjQh64&she's nice, i'm glad i didn't attend the wedding though
>>524113968>There is no real appreciable genetic difference between Central American "natives" and the kind of prairie nigger that used to roam the continental United StatesThat's just obviously preposterous nonsense. Just look at them. They couldn't look more different. That difference in phenotype doesn't come from magic. It comes from genetics of course. Just because they're both nonwhite, and thus both exhibit nonwhite behaviors, does not mean they aren't extremely genetically distinct.
>>524113272they did tho
What Discords are you lads in
>>524114003boohoo, cry more faggot
>>524114147ok queen
>>524113924hang onchinese missusher dad is german?>>524113919he spams csam now when he's been done and tries to blame me, proper nutcase
>@grok create me a massive anthropomorphic holly bush strangling an old jewish woman to death as Adolf Hitler looks on in the background laughing
>>524114192my sisters 'wifes' dad
>>524114059based
>>524114015eh, maybe, working in science is far less suspicious than working in "business" so maybe that's fineas long as she's not roided up and abusive
kemi badenoch was a decent shout for the conservative partyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xrUqjRMd8I
Might go on a run todayMight not
>>524114210ohhhhh sorry, misread
>>524114035same reason you are here I suspect >>524114159state of it
You can see his mental elves declining as we get closer to christmas. I bet his little bumcord and sock puppets will be here to cheer him up though, fucking kek. poor lil floppo, all alone at xmas, again.
>>524114251I'd kick her head in if she was abusiveit would take longer because she's an ultra athlete it would be like watching popcorn pop in a microwave but abuse
morning
>>524114150The death of forums is an internet tradgedy
>>524114264it's a shame chuds like Steve Laws tried to countersignal the Kemmeister
>>524114190india arent in the eu so wouldve been hard
>>524114269Don't do it.
>>524114303Steve Laws calls himself a patriot yet he won't vote for kemisquare that circle
>>524114134I live 30 miles from a prairie nigger reservation, they look no different from unmixed squatamalen natives. The lean tall proud Amerindian of cinema is a fucking myth, an absolute fucking fiction. Most of the "Indians" you see on TV are either heavily mixed or entirely non-Indian. The famous "crying Indian" was a wop with big nose and a little extra grease.
catbread next?
Remember his latest little melty where his posts started getting jannied so he started posting Cheese Pizza and then appearing on multiple IDs to claim it's boggy it is. Fucking kek he's so obvious.
>>524114269I did a 2 mile walk todayif you don't go on a run you get cardiomogged by a literal spacker (me)
>>524114362Its Mareday.
Why are they treating the funeral of a druggy band bassist like its royalty
>>524114300True. I used to be highly respected on an Animal Crossing forum. Now I'm some anonymous guy on /pol/
>>524114362do it now bro i'll make one at 350
>>524113683The only thing you have done is yourself with years of brainrot and now look at you- Laughing at some old poor old fella whose family suffered unimaginably. Shame on you. Shame.
i predict a chernobyl tier melty from the runcorn paedo in the next thread. complete with calling in all his noncecord frens for backup. followed by him posting something disgusting, then blaming boggers and then appearing on his tripcode to agree with himself on.
Allowing yourself to be attracted to fit women in your own head can be a dopamine rush if you're generally restrainedi had this recentlyi was like yeah i do fancy this woman and i got a head rush like i'd just bombed mdma
>>524114353You are so full of shit, or you just have no idea what you're talking about. I live literally at the border of the rez, and none of them look anything like this. They look kinda Asian
>>524114409catmas innit
>>524114294As long as it's not powerlifting or some shit it's probably fine.
Has anyone's town/city going hard with army recruitment advetisment?
>>524113968>cormeal mush and deer jerkyLush t bh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT9pjCnIA-c&
>>524113980ffs
>>524114521she's an ultra runnerextreme cardio
>>524114424I was declaring war on rival guilds on the Tibia forums in 2001. All those moments will be lost in time.
>>524114003Not what you said though is it? Just take the L, this is an anonymous imageboard and the thread's nearly over, it's not the end of the world.
>>524114568i ran a tribe in tribal wars but we got mogged by a tribe and they just took everything
>>524114523We had a big RAF/Army recruitment thing at work a few months ago, they bought a fake plane for the kids to sit in
>>524114568I remember being part of an emma watson fan forum and seeing some of the nutters declaring war emma haters.
>>524114646*declaring war on emma haters
>>524114657>>524114657>>524114657new
>>524114077>they want to break in and force smart meters and ripoff pre payment meters Now that is serious fucking kikery. Even if they were fairly designed those kinds of meters are crap but I'm certain they all add extra "ticks" at predetermined intervals, just enough to rip you off for a few extra shekels without being obvious to the average pleb.
fresh bread>>524114688>>524114688
>>524114720what the actual fuckyou fucking dickyou fucking sausage
>>524114669>>524114720Speng tings
>>524114688>>524114688>>524114688thread splitters tongue frenulum
>>524114499>They look kinda AsianLike the ugliest most malformed asiatics yes. All unmixed Amerindians, have that offbrand mongoloid look. Disgusting creatures.
>>524114596Oh yeah don't worry, fella. I'll be back . already thinking about the next larp to bait you all with.
>>524114806Most people have cauld filtered so they wouldn't know or care he's made one.
>>524114900would they fuck you delulu little baby
>>524114889You won attention on the internet, what a chad!
>>524115139thank you
