What are your predictions for 2026?
>>524112998Nothing will happen
>>524112998Americans will swallow Jewish cum.
>>524112998The Left will win victories all over the world and the gentile uprising will be prematurely put down
>>524112998i will have sex for the first time ever
>>524112998Gay aliens.Gayliens.They will show themselves. Introduce themselves, but then they will say they can't help us in any way, and people will be like, "you suck you gay alien fucks!"And thus, the greatest happening in all of human history will, in fact, be a giant nothing burger.
>>524112998India hate will stop
Putin assassinatedIndia invades BangladeshThe U.S. begins land strikes on Venezuela. This only strengthens the regime
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>>524113374You will invade Bangladesh, but the hate will remain the same or even get worse.
european incompetence, ukrainian retardation, russian incompetence, chinese progress, US retardation.
>>524112998Large businesses and kikes will get scammed by jeets one too many times and begin a firewall of the internet to block india.
>>524112998It's going to somehow get even more retarded.
Ww3 in the Baltic seaAgiMass deportations of whites to start Australia 2.0 in some new prisoner for saying nono wrong think and stealing a loaf of bread
>>524113473Speaking of retardation, tards on here give China too much credit. China always makes itself look better than it actually is, the west is in doomer mode always looking for the negative.
>>524112998Whites will continue to take it up the arse from Jews
>>524113037fpbp
>>524113562>AgiCan't say AGI without ASIwhen AGI hits (and it will lmao) a week or a month later there will be ASIThe gain of general intelligence and exponentially fast self improvement will make ASI attainable shortly after, that is the progression
>china lands and annexes moon>usa collapses>europe becomes 2nd superpower behind china>sexrobots >AGI>no one needs to work >everyone leaves cities and goes back to nature>human race progresses to become multiplantery specie
>>524112998TOTAL MIGGER DEATH
>>524113746We already have agi now Stargate and project genesis will roll it out enmasseBut yeah we are so fucked they are only drip feeding ancient ai tech to dullardsAnyone with half a brain running local models know this shits already pretty smart
>>524112998Total India dominance.
>>524112998nothing will happen (for (you) )
>>524112998Global economic implosionI also intend to do great things.
>>524113037Fpbp
>>524112998Hopefully your death.
>>524113374Yeah, when all jeets are concentrated and condoned off in turdistan. And nuked.
>>524112998Even reddit is calling for mass remigration now, especially subs of cities infested with jeets. Interesting times ahead.
>>524113374I know your IQ is too low to see what's coming but things are barely getting started :) If your cousins in the west care about not getting sati'd tell them to go back to your superpower ASAP.
>>524112998The United States Postal Service, my employer, who i hate, will go on gemeral strike and shut down the country entirely like we did in 1970.
>>524112998Some of us will die.
>>524112998world war 3 will not happen
>>524112998Everything will get a bit worse, my money will have a little bit less of value, my employment chances will get slightly worse, I'll become a little bit more asocial.Little small changes, not too sudden so truly nothing happens in the grand scheme of things but there is genuine evidence over time that there's less worth living for. As it has been since 2010 or so and will be until long past the day I end things.
There will be a extremely large gas pipeline explosion in NYCMany deathsIt will be ruled accidental contrary to public opinionPutin will step down as formal leader due to health concerns but will still be controlling most actions and the people will be aware of this Chief of Staff Susan Wiles will also resign citing differences with President Trump and will be replaced with Linda McMahon causing much public scrutiny This is all I am seeing
>world cup>Olympics >250th anniversary Its going to be a top tier kino year for America
>>524112998It's going to suck
Putin will suddenly and seemingly out of nowhere step down (be "dethroned" if you will). He will be replaced by a "heady", calculating woman. This will have positive economic ramifications for Russia.t. tarot card reader
>>5241129982026> China enters deflation death spiral > Japan carry trade rate hike spreads causes mass global unemployment > global debt market threatens to collapse> cryptocurrency crashes and disappears> USA commercial real estate market house of cards collapses > Multiple nations residential real estate markets in serious crisis> Thailand completely conquers Cambodia in a blitzkrieg offensive> Israel initiates war with Iran > Russia nukes Ukraine
>>524113147Rolling for Britbro.
>>524113147>>524116907I tried, m8.
The stock market will collapse
>>524112998I hope for nukes
>>524113037>>524112998/thread
>>524112998You will shitpost on pol/ about new psyops beliving they are organic events and that something happened
>>524113037FPBP. It's almost new year
War, war, war, and more war.
>>524113037Not this time
>>524112998THE SUN.WILL RISE.Around 365 times.
>Stock market crash H2 2026 that is nothing to do with AI like everyone things>Expansion of war in Ukraine/Slow intro to WW3 that will take years to fully get going and become full scale>Increased civil rioting and polarisation, middle ground/fence sitters vastly diminish>Something commonly used will be found to be the next lead, asbestos, and the cause for a lot of ill health even in the unvaxxed. Expanding foam is my bet.>Housing market/situation will become even more unacceptable and will be mainstream news more than the facebook memes it is now
>>524112998Amount of killed muslims will remain higher than amount of killed jews yet again.
>>524118989>#4They're just going to go public with aluminum or fluoride? Yaaaay....
>>524112998Northern Ontario protests by landniggers
US will enter war with Latin America
>>524112998I get unprecedented amounts of sex if the roll gods will smile upon me.
>>524113037this
>>524119269God damn it!>>524113037Fine, just this. As usual.
>>524113147Rolling for total anglo death instead
>>524113071 Boomers wont live forever
>>524112998It seems to be the year that will prepare us for open contact in 2027
>>524119380you rolled a 69 when asking for unprecedented amounts of sexthe roll gods did smile upon you
Sneed will trend in tiktok
>>524113037/thread
>>524113037
>>524112998Most things will get worse, and nothing will get better.Screen shot this.
>>524112998Being able to make more practical preparations for the future
Rock hypers will continue to cope that the rock went past and their first cope will be that "it's gonna slingshot around jewpiter and when it doesn't they'll cope it build a base and you can't make them shut the fuck up about an alien base on one of the moons..After they've seethed for a while, we'll have a "happening" thread once a week with ww3 hype that also falls flat as nothing ever happens.The war continues in urine and the donations keep being robbed by the people of the world to linnen the pockets of the top elite of the world.Finances will be worse and you won't be priced out of food (that'd cause a riot) but poor enough so you can't do more then work, eat and sleep and whoever calls it out for what it is, slavery.. Will be promptly silenced and labeled a "conspiracy theorist" just to keep the sheep in line.And then we'll sit here at the end of 2026 again and see who predicted it the best and be disappointed that another year has passed and it's just like all the other year as of late.The minor thing that'll be different is that AI has a bigger use for industries but they're not there yet to replace human workers so overall it's the same and the evolution of AI, stagnated in spring of 2026.
>>524120065That's up to God (allah).
ram is going to get even more expensive because of AI companiesbut there will be no innovation yet
>>524112998We are going to get a fake asteroid impact, and a fake internet/grid blackout blamed on a fake solar flare.
>>524112998easiest one to predict is that they will get nick. i hope it doesnt happen but too many people recognize him as a huge threat
I think they will try and arrest Farage and the u.s.a will declare they are in a soft war with uk
>>524112998More malice and incompetence from Labour, which will continue until 2029. Reform will win the next general election just in time for a third world war in 2030.
>>524112998All anons will be put into gay baby jail for being a gay baby.>>524113147By being plowed by a nigger in jail.
KIITOS NATO.HAIL LALLI! HAIL SUUR-SUOMI! PAPIT JA IMAAMIT HIRTEEN!
>>524112998World War IIIYellowstone eruptionSuper tsunamiThree Gorges Dam failsFirst contact
>>524112998Either nothing will happen or something will, or remain the same. I bet for nothing and for jewish supremacy guided by zognald cump.
>>524121276>he thinks there will be a general election in 2029
>>524112998Normies finally wake up to the AI Apocalypse and Billionaires head for their bunkers
>>524121491There'll be one to own the gammons, it'll be Farage who sends their kids off to die.
>>524112998States stop recognizing each other’s licenses, certifications, even court rulings.De facto soft secession, politely ignored.
china will grow stronger
>>524121659Would violate interstate clause, but California would do an exit tax on millionaires if they could.
>>524113037Yup, nothing ever happens. That would be bad for business
$200 silver
Yellowstone will do it's thang.
>>524112998>AI / Robots- China gets very close to West in terms of ai quality- Agentic infrastructure and robotic infrastructure being laid so that in 2027 and beyond, scientific breakthroughs and mass production can occur>Economy- Gold silver all time highs>Politics- Republicans will be splintered between growing MTG faction America First vs older Israel first, this division will enable Democrats easy victory- Trump will attempt ufo/uap/ayy lmao disclosure but it will be like the Epstein files, massively redacted, hardly discloses anything and causes more outrage than anything>Sports-Winter Olympics will be fun
>>524113037Fpbp>>524113147Roll
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>>524112998>What are your predictions for 2026?niggers gonna nig
>>524112998Another miserable year of pain and grind.
>>524112998More of the same.More of nobody wanting me, more of no sex, more of no big milk to suck, more of no love or affection, more solitude and loneliness, more physical impediments as I grow old and more useless than the waste of space I've been so far, more 80s music I hadn't heard before to pretend modernity doesn't exist, more venting of the child abuse I endured like a woman instead of killing the rapists like a man just because cops are crooked and won't do what's right.More of everything.More of the same.So nothing will change, really.Maybe the Jews finally lose. Doesn't make me a winner.
>>524112998I will stop being a fatty and get a gf
>>524115434>sportsI not playing in then so i all i can do is get jealous of the Chads of get to win in life.
>>524112998Recording breaking illegal immigrantsLabour will finally stab starmer in the back
>>524113768This is a more retarded fantasy than the commie stuff.
Companies like Oracle and OpenAI get Enron'ed and this is like the Lehman Bros moment for the AI bubble. US economy goes into deep recession. Layoffs abound and half assed implementation of LLMs to cover the gap leaves people disenchanted with AI for at least a decade.
4 eclipses in 20262 important ones, the most important shall be on feb. 17th 2026uranus in quadrate. the death and fall of important people in power, rebellion.id say that will happen in eastern europe. one black guy and one white taller guy will kill one important guymay be it is just formal declaration of ww III and the start of ww III will be only in Q2/Q3 of 2026maye zlonskky maybe klausimcschwab. cant tellyou can screencap this.good luck
>>524112998trannyjannies will change the captcha again
>>524119380you rolled 69?that means you'll get the unprecedented amounts of sex?
>>524121339Wow Japan looks so cool!
Everything will become anime and anon will finally become the loli catgirl of his dreams, along with the entire world population.And stickdeath will get a revival. Everyone loves stickdeath.
>>524112998Fewer browns
>>524123850based
war
>>524112998Finland invades Russia
>>524112998> Fordow not becoming the new WuhanAlien invasión
>>524112998China will keep winningUkraine will get a lot smaller
>>524112998Putin dies February 25th, but it's only officially acknowledged in late April.
>>524112998>2026 PredictionsThe year of the gf, also white boy summer.
>>524112998Everything will get even worse, and nobody will do shit about it
>>524124001It was so stupid.It was great.
