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what talk about
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>>524120556
I'd talk about how bad weed is for people especially the young
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>>524120556
I'd have to teach him how to properly meditate
t. olfactoryanon
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I would gaslight him about how boxers are more dangerous than martial artists.
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>>524120556
Solving male baldness.
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you had the head of the fbi on at the exact time the world's richest man was having a crash out on twitter about the president of the united states being in the epstein files. and you brushed it off and changed the subject after like a minute. how deeply compromised are you? does the white house call you to get you to stop talking about sensitive things?
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>>524120556
How many dudes did you suck off before you got to this point
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>>524120556
I wouldn't talk, i would listen, something no one did.
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>>524120556
The holocaust, The Black cube, Gorilla dicks, Bigfoot dicks, Luigi being in Mario 64, Inner Earth, Circumcision,
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>>524120556
Satanic symbolism in the Israeli supreme court building.
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>>524120556
How secret societies created dinosaurs, space exploration, and the magic fake ball. And lots of vaccine shaming.
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>>524120556
Rape
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>>524120556
Israel, Holohoax, Gaza genocide, ZOG
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I'd talk about how ufc is gayer than bugchasing and that fear factor was a garbage TV show.
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Chimpanzee MMA and DMT, duh
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>>524120953
What the fuck is that shit ????
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>>524120556
Weed and psychedelics are bad. Then bring up WW2 revisionism, "what would it look like after the war if the Nazis were actually the good guys."
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Did you know there was a modem add-on that you let play games online against other people on the Super Nintendo?
It was called XBAND.
Killer Instinct was the most popular game played.
Mortal Kombat II, Super Street Fighter II, and Mario Kart were also popular.
You could even play Kirby's Avalanche.
You could play locally for $5/month or against nationwide people for $5/hour using long distance calling.

It was also available for the Sega Genesis.
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>>524120556
How much the CIA puts guests on his show. Has he ever been told he must hold certain opinions and not allow other opinions on his show.
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>>524120556
our love for sarah silverman
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>>524120556
His favourite AI tunes omg
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Reminder that this is a spammed thread.
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-9/11 being an inside job
-age of consent, age gaps in general, and age of voting should be 16, but soft drugs all need to be legal at 21
-gun rights
-democrat party needs to drop gun control and go further left. everyone knows they cheated against bernie sanders, the dnc is the reason trump had two terms
-israel's history and the world has to stop supporting it because genocide is bad
-abortion has to be legal because women operate under castle doctrine since they live in their bodies. any man who loses their wife to pregnancy complications and the hospital doesn't give her healthcare because muh fetus, that man should have the right to execute pro-life politicians that caused him to lose his wife
-capitalism has to end because it isn't sustainable
-animal rights and the consumer right to choose lab grown meat. conservative politicians in the pockets of the meat industry
-legalization and heavy regulation of prostitution, men's health
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About his sexy black stepdaughter
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>>524120953
>holohoax
it definitely happened, it's just that there's no evidence for 6 million

IBM has the real numbers for the deaths, and the 2nd reich used trains to transport people to concentration camps in namibia
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My micropenis and why it isn't my fault it's not working.
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I'd ask him a couple of difficult open-ended questions about the Holocaust and watch him squirm for a few hours.
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>>524120556
Calculate how many trees will be wasted from faggots blowing out their buttholes and needing diapers in their late 60s-death.
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>>524120556
Aliens, my psylocybine trip, videogames and precious metals i guess
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Play europa the last battle for him. Joe is very impressionable he will change views fast seeing it
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>>524120556
Video games and magic the gathering. I'M EVEN BETTER than Elon.
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>>524125866
I remember being where you're at now :)
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>Hey jamie! Can you put that one on the screen for me?
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>>524120556
honestly no fucking clue, I haven't watched him in years.
but I'd thank him for making a cool show with a variety of guests and really broadening my horizons.
there's stuff I never would have cared about if it weren't for ol' Rogan.
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>>524125795
>-9/11 being an inside job
ironically the people at war with "God"/"The gods" are in the right. Humanity is at war with these things and the only peace i can find is with the Holy Spirit that can be felt.

These things look at us like meat puppets and the world is full of people willing to serve these gods. They even kill each other over "the same guy". The divine intellect has every right to manipulate the willfully ignorant. Sending stupid viscous dogs to die in the desert is self-defense. That is what your lord and savior called you too, dogs.
>>524126800
>Andrew tate does the same thing but he dosnt get as much hate
its almost like /pol/ is filled with muslims. They have never been my problem. It has always been other white people. Them dying over a lie and being sent straight to Hell is good.
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>>524120688
This
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>>524120556
>what talk about

*Flag noted*
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>>524120556
dudeweedbro lmao
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>"Joe? Are you gay?"
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>>524120556
Esau's Blessing
Amalek
The Pergamon Altar
MC1R mutation in Polynesians
Nephilim
The Book of Henoch
Aleister Crowley and Martha Küntzel
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>>524120556
israel
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>>524120556
Ask him when he's going to call for Bibi to be arrested for war crimes and genocide.
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>>524127182
I never understood how Magic Johnson and Freddy Mercury were infected at the same time but somehow Magic is alive today
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>>524120556
Monkeys and stuff
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>>524120556
“How much is AIPAC giving you?”
“Why are you such a jungle nigger?”
“Why are you such a faggot?”
“Hitler was the man. Eat shit, nigger.”

etc etc etc…
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The futility of the redpill, of the "sacred secret plan" to liberate humanity from its own nature, of the spiritual movement so inundated with feminists that it's downright satanic to subscribe to it, and the futility of the fight against evil in a world where the right thing to do is so illegal and so awful in the minds of the masses that genocide is the only way to assure the right thing gets done in the first place.
Genocide in the sense of exterminating hordes of self-righteous crusaders who fight you for daring to do what's right, because it's what their petty little slavish minds were whipped to do from birth.
I'd probably mention the Minnesota twins study, the Vitamin D daily recommended intake scandal, the ritual meaning of Holocaust in the Zionist prophecy, and the pointlessness of waiting for swine to appreciate pearls.
That ought to fill 3 hours if he lets me talk. If he starts going "whoah slow down this is heavy" I'll just leave.
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I leave immediately to figure out how the hell I'm going to get home from Texas.
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That's also why I would never get to talk on JRE, because Jews like OP can't allow the goyim to know about these things
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>>524120556
I would talk about the comedy scene and how cool it is to be a comedian and write jokes. I would talk about the joke writing process, mechanical keyboards for joke writing, and various venues I’ve told jokes at and plan to tell jokes at in the future. I would ask for tips on jokes. I would workshop some of my new jokes I wrote in casual conversation. Mainly jokes I would talk about.
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>>524127720
Magic Johnson stopped partying hard and quit the hard drugs.
Freddie kept partying every night and snorting lines and injecting all kinds of shit to keep going.
His cause of death was autoimmune failure caused by overexhaustion.
An objective connection between HIV and AIDS was never established.
The claim that they're connected comes from earlier in the 1980s when Dr. Anthony Fauci used PCR testing to indicate a connection.
The inventor of the PCR test rejected that application on the premise that such a test 100% cannot identify a virus.
Yes anon, they pulled the exact same trick twice in 4 decades, with HIV and with covid.
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>>524120941
Based Dinosaur and Ball Earth denier. What a fucking joke all of that nonsense is.
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>>524120556
aylmaos
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>>524120556
Weed and bigfoot, I guess.
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Hitler and the JQ
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>>524120556
health and fitness information for every day people. i would want a nutritionist and doctor on as well. the whole point would be to broadcast this information to the masses to bypass all the bullshit scams and misinfo in this topic. so many industries are built on this to scam/suck money out of people just trying to better themselves
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Hard pass.
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>>524120556
I would just keep trying to bring out the inner reddit atheist in him by pointing out God exists with how much he hates the "jews"
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>>524120556
UFOs and workout routine, duh
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I don't talk to meatheads.
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>>524120556
I'd use the entire three hours to beat him to death with a baseball bat
I want to hit him square in the face as hard as I can swing and watch his fat head swell up like a balloon
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>>524120556
I would talk about how to defeat joe rogan, and his sophist dogma
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>>524120688
The worst thing about weed is getting caught with it.
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>>524120556
What he spoke about with bob lazar that he couldn't say on the show.
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>>524120556
>what talk about
why the jews need to be destroyed utterly and to the last and that hitler was right about everything.
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>>524120732
/thread
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>>524120830
>How many dudes did you suck off before you got to this point
joe; how many jews did you suck off to get to this point?
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>>524125795
Every late night talk show host that has ever been on television.
What's your next task?
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>I'd use the entire three hours to beat him to death with a baseball bat
better be a mickey mouse bat or it will be over fast, joe is like a 4'11" midget manlet
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Professor Forgetful, and why the CIA trained Joe Rogan how to utilize neurolinguistic programming as a means of hacking the subconscious of his viewers.
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>>524120750
how?
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>>524120556
I'd start by asking him if his wife's kids are vaccinated
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>>524120556
Talk about the holocaust being fake.
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>>524120556
Why would I ever waste three minutes speaking with this junkie retard, nevermind three hours? What are we gonna talk about? DMT elves? How cool space is? He's a retard who is as deep as a kiddie pool. The only reason why anyone watches his show is for high-profile guests and the stupid things they might say.
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>>524131668
This has been shopped.
Joe's at least 2 inches taller than that.
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>>524120556
Chreodes and toroids
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>>524120556
All of his ties to mossad and glowniggers talk about how he's probably a spook
Talk about the fact he's getting high on dmt and drugs that are illegal on stream and popo ain't doing shit about it
Talk about the real reason he's bald , ask him about what the fuck are them bulging eyes about
Ask him if his eyes pop out when he gets fucked in the ass and the correlation between being bald , baggy eyes and a faggot
Tell him God hates him and so on
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>>524120688
>especially the young
I smoked weed for the first time last year at 36. If I had tried this at 15 my ENTIRE LIFE would've been different.
I use it for sleep (it got me off of 30 years of sleeping pills), but the more I have used, the more in favor of regulation I am, and I was way more against pretty much any weed regulations until I tried it.
Vapes in particular need to be regulated WAY tighter than they are. You can get one that will last you 2 weeks of daily, excessive use for $50, legally in my state. That used to be what I'd pay to get one night's worth of beer for me and my friends twenty years ago.
My nephew was telling me that multiple kids have been caught with them in middle school already. THAT is what needs to be regulated more tightly than anything else.
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>>524120688
this, the stoner propaganda needs to stop
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ive met mark kike zuckerfuck in real life. at vesta pizza in redwood city california. zuck is 5'6" with shoes
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Why is he so unfunny? Don't get me wrong, he's clearly very good at being a blank slate for a podcast and investing in products he can push through his platform. Not attacking his success.
...but dude claims he's a stand-up, and he's never once Madd me laugh. Not on News Radio, not on Opie and Anthony, not on Fear Factor, not on his podcast. He was surrounded by funny fucks (Chappele, Patrice, Cumia, Norton, Hartman, Burr, Foley, Stanhope, Papa, Normand, Theo Von, Shaffer, Lovitz, Bobby Lee, Louis CK, Giraldo, Vos, etc.).
Yet he hasn't absorbed a fucking ounce of being able to be funny.

This is hate. This is wonderment and disbelief. Name a time Joe Rogan has made you laugh. Name a bit, joke, skit, anything where he was a factor that made it funny. It seems almost impossible to be this untalented at the thing you claim to do. I've observed this for a long time, and I'm honestly befuddled at how this happened...

I'd like to ask him HOW??
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>>524132147
>If I had tried this at 15 my ENTIRE LIFE would've been different
this is an example of a god damned jew trying to get white people and golems to be drugged out of their mind.
you want to sleep? workout and burn a thousand calories and get some sun
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>>524132297
>this is hate
isn't*
I actually like him, despite all of that.
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>>524120556
the nightmare america actually is
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>>524120556
the weather
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>>524120556
Find a comfy couch and curl up and take a delicious refreshing nap.
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>>524120556
>hey, Joe. What's up with the wolves?
>360 mooonwalk out the door
>go for a stroll
T. 3 hour timemaxxer
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>>524132147
>30 years of sleeping pills
You've been taking sleeping pills since you were six?
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>>524120688
But i love weed. It's our national plant. Weed it's the only reason white actually fuckable women find me cool and attractive. I don't smoke it, tho, it's kind of fucking retarded
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>>524120556
just try to make him as uncomfortable as possible until he kicks me off the podcast by constantly trying to steer the direction of the conversation towards Peter Thiel
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>>524120688
If it has bad effects for people and they still want to smoke it then just fuck off mind your own business. It's their life not yours.
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>>524120556
Race and sex realism.
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>>524120556
try not to talk and hope my battery was on full charge



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