You will NOT dodge the draft>Go innawoodsThey will send in the dogs and starve you out>Try to dodge the draft or fake illnessesThey will throw you in the worst hellish prisons full of hostile darkies>Try to shoot or assault the draft officersThey will shoot you deadMost of you nerds will comply after a few of you get iced or imprisoned.
>>524123646>You will NOT dodge the draftWell I will, because I have multiple citizenships. You cant draft foreign nationals.
>>524123646You’re brown and your threads are more retarded than you
>>524123646Just immigrate to America>b-b-b-but niggersStay away from nigger zones
>>524123646i will claim i do it freewillingly. once i have a gun i will shot as much as possible at my kidnappers and then put the last bullet in my head. i am 100% commited to do it.
>>524123646>Try to shoot or assault the draft officers>They will shoot you deadIt's mathematically proven that there are less draft officers than goyim slaves, it's enough for a couple of them jewbots (or their families) to get the bad ending to instill fear in the hearths of others
The draft is going to dodge me though.
>>524123646If you are not an idiot, just start looking for a country to move and bounce before it happens.
>>524123786I hope you succeed krautbro
>>524123646Gays are not allowed in the military, just suck a dick.
>>524123646This is a low self esteem vaccinated post.Anyone can refuse. Just let them draft you. Fail the pay test, and "accidentally" discharge your firearm into the air repeatedly on the training range.They will literally send the person home for failing to meet the minimum requirements. No jail ever.
>>524123646I'm dead weight. May as well just kill me, cause I ain't moving for no kike slave.
>>524123786BasedThinking of doing the sameIf shit hits the fan, I might enroll and get good goy points then shoot the motherfuckers which are highest in command near me, I'm not fighting for this corrupt gypsy hellhole
>>524123961Fail the psych test.Fail he aptitude test.Etc
>>524123646>Pure sand nigger fantasyLel
>>524123646You can always try extraditing me, but it won’t ever work. Good luck kike.
>>524123646>starve me out>send in the dogsA bit counterintuitive innit?
>>524123646long live zog
>>524123961It’s not going to be a real war, it’s going to be an extermination program for White men. They don’t care if you’re useless.Don’t let them draft you in the first place or you’re fucked.
>>524123646>They will shoot you deadSo will the on the other side on the frontline, who got fucked by the system as well.So i would take my chances if i had a gun.
>>524123646They either recruit demonized white men or they make life very hard on such men. Both options come with the "beaten dog," problem. Your demonized men are as skittish and aggrieved as those beaten dogs. And you have decided to train them to kill or you have driven them completely out of society. This is a lesson in what not to do, historically.
I can be trusted to not murder anyone if I am forcibly taken into military service and given a weapon haha especially not staff and patients at field hospitals wherever I get sent haha
>>524123961If you try that cute shit they will 100% send you to jail with the hostile darkies, you arent going homeYou euros should be proud to be able to go to war to defend your great "Democwacy"
>>524123646How many draft officers are going to risk doing their job after a few dozen get shot?
>>524123646>>524123713Anyone who tries to draft me is trying to kill and is therefore my mortal enemy who has initiated a fight to the death. Once a person has initiated a fight to the death they have violated the NAP and only the only laws are those imposed by nature.
>>524124196they will typically not give you anythingyou will be live target to soak up drones you will have a shower and get blow up while digging a trench or if your a good goy, while transporting supplies
>>524123646Sir, I'm 38.
>>52412431438 years youngthey will try and draft anyone under 55 and the over that
>>524123961They’ll just give you a retard job like fueling vehicles or driving around supplies. Sure would be a shame if the fuel dump caught fire or the HEMTT you’re driving lost control and plowed trough a mess hall during dinner
>>524124270>they will typically not give you anythinga potato peeler is enough to blind someone
>>524124411the catch is you will only have access to other retards so you will stab some other slave, great
I refused to sign up for the draft when I was 18. They can put me in prison for it: go ahead. Every time they prosecute someone for refusing to register the registration rate actually drops, as the news story makes people stop and think about it rather than doing it automatically. Rule by fear doesn't work against a free people.
>>524123646Only one problem with your theory OP, there will be no draft. The powers that be have a new system that has been in the development for decades now, ready to be rolled out in the coming years. It will operate in parallel starting sometime this year and by the next decade it will be fully operational as the Agenda 2030 goals are slowly being implemented.There will be no collapse, no violence, no uprising, no world war, no revolution, no killing of jews or politicians or other such fantasies. Instead there will be law & order, compliance and total surveillance until the very end. AI will be at the center of it all. The Great Reset is inevitable.
>>524124270A rifle is standard issue, this isn’t the soviet union. Even still, someone could theoretically club an officer or field doctor or pilot or someone else important to death with a pipe or one of a the gorillion huge tools used to work on military vehicles.
>>524124460WrongThere's always some good goy to keep the retards in check, as I said, the highest zogbot around me gets the stabbedy-stab
All cannon fodder need to come up with a final signature you could give off, to show us that you were fodder from here before you blow up and we laugh at you!
>>524123646
>>524124620Most of us will just go down fighting commission officers
>>524123646>WWIII draft.>Would not be an immediate death sentence. I'm thinking you can do whatever the fuck you want, since you're fucked no matter what.
>>524124360What kind of land war do you think we will be fighting where they would have to draft senior citizens like myself?
>>524123646Dodge?What will happen, is that there will be an open invitation to those they have imprisoned to die to switch sides, and they will go, because why would anyone fight for a country that actively hates them?
>>524123646the vast majority of draft dodgers actually succeed even in the modern day. if there was a draft today in a major western nation, it would be tens of millions dodging the draft.there isn't enough manpower to catch them all. it's not feasible to be sending in a team of men and dogs to catch a guy in the woods when there are tens of millions of draft dodgers out there and a limited number of people hired to catch the draft dodgers (they will have to work in groups for their own protection too).and so the draft officers will focus their efforts on low hanging fruit, of which there will be many, of draft dodgers still walking around with a cellphone in their name and living at the address listed on their id.we've seen this play out on a smaller scale in ukraine already. and most of the dodgers, vast majority, have still not been caught.they will make high profile captures in the media to try and make posts like ops to try and scare you into submission. think logically for a moment instead and realize you can dodge the draft.
>>524124785That I hope and I want to hear how the armies of the world collapse when they can't control their own slaves
>>524124979It's a world war, they will draft anything. Eastern bloc, especially China has a looot of men to boot
>>524124979the regular kind
>>524125008I will set up an example first, if it comes to it, just hope it reaches others that get drafted somewhere else
>>524124245This is what the retards aren't getting through their head, you're faced with the choice of >cooperate and die>don't cooperate and diedying is already a forgone conclusion so why would you cooperate
>>524123811Eventually they will have problems drafting draft officers. It'll be a suicide mission without any glory and hatred from everyone.
>>524123646Dodge the draft? No you don't understand, this is a golden opportunity to get access to the firepower to do some real damage to my enemies. Give me all your weapons and training. I can't wait to do war crimes against my enemies.
>>524123646I just poo poo and pee pee my pants and refuse to pick up the rifle
>>524123646>You will NOT dodge the draftkek. just don't go out
>>524125132nobody is giving you anything
>>524125139But, they will definitely beat you, a lot
>>524123646>Still pretending that the draft will happen in the WestYWDS
>>524124121this pretty much. If war ever approaches I definitely know who is my enemy - and no, it's not the designated evil guy.
>>524125176They'll give me a tank. I've been practicing in GTA for when they give me a tank. It's going to be glorious. I play world of tanks for 14 hours and then I pray at the altar of the killdozer.
>>524123646There is not going to be a draft. The public wont support it. Only works with government support and I dont even think a false flag can save them currently.
>>524125228here is your tank
>>524123646Don't care I'll get a medical exemption because my backs fucked lol
>>524123713>You cant draft foreign nationals.Sure, but you're not a foreign national, you're a British national with foreign citizenship
>>524123646I'll be dead anyways. So I prefer to die giving the most problem to my country
>>524125180They can’t beat us all up
When they give me a tank it's going to be so great. You can do anything with a tank. They can't stop you. You can drive through traffic and shoot the tank gun at people you don't like. What's a cop going to do? Pit maneuver a tank? No tanks. Get it? No tanks... Anyway I'm going to do a sick burnout through my enemies house and fire the tank gun at his kids.
I know a tank isn't a one man operation so I'm gonna need my Tank Girl to play Bonny to my Clyde so we can do efficient tank shenanigans. I want to drive. I'm an excellent driver. She can shot the boomers.
>>524123646Write "I hate niggers" on any and all forms or tests given to you. If you are ever asked to explain yourself - don't. Spend the war talking to women lonely women on dating apps. Easy peasy.
>>524125595I can rent out a cave in Montenegro if you want. It's 5£ a month and there are Bears and Wolves in the mountains, but at least the drafting officers won't find you. Also me being montenegrin doesn't make me black okay?
>>524123646I'm trans so it's not my problem, have fun dying for israel tho
>>524123646Stfu Jew
>>524125663sounds cozy
>>524125705Trans """women""" aka males are not exempt, faggot.
>>524123713If you have a British passport then you're a British citizen as far as they're concerned
>>524124662This incident pisses me off to this day. The dude was pissed with the council which is reasonable, but his attack was so clumsy that he killed all the other people sitting there equally pissed with the council and if I remember correctly he didnt even kill any council members, just the random civilians. He should have brought a semi-auto rifle or pistol to ensure he didn't kill randos that were already on his side but Ukrainians are fucking stupid as a matter of course.
>>524124662wtf ? why nobody reacted, jumped to the ground of some shit ?
>>524125663It makes you a negro A mountain negro
>>524123772does Americans take Eastern Europeans too?
>>524125293I wasn't born here, which is why I said "you cant draft foreign nationals".
>>524125939they were accepting death anon. he blocked their exit.
>>524125823HA
>>524123646>1pbtidStill correct though.I’m not pro-draft, I just recognize it as an inevitability. It’s going to happen whether you want it to or not. In order to understand that coming reality we have to look at probable actions that could be taken by the government.Honestly I don’t think they would send dogs into remote locations in the woods after individuals. It would be very inefficient, though they could do it for propaganda purposes. The truth is, no one can know for sure. But what we do know is that this isn’t the 1960’s, and we know how political dissidents have been treated, sometimes without even being accused of crimes. Just look at the incarceration rate in 1966 (the year of the peak of the Vietnam draft) vs what it is today: 102 per 100k people vs 540 per 100k. Today’s government isn’t shy about building prisons and locking people up. They straight up don’t care.
Hypothetically speaking, what happens after I successfully kill my drafting officers? I obviously loot the corpses before dragging them off to the woods, but how would I go about disposing of their vehicle and trackers? Do I just leave my phone behind, grab cash and run wherever I can?
>>524123646i love how her face is begging for a monster bbc obliterator
>>524125595Isn't Europe densely populated with very good logistic lines, like trains and roads, and with no large empty areas like you would have in the Americas, so it would be hard to hide innawoods for example?
>>524124981Such appeals are made in every war but the results are not widely known because governments try really hard (Tiananmen square style) to hide it when parts of their army defect.Like most Americans don't know 700 American soldiers defected to Mexico during the Mexican-American war in response to Mexican leaflets calling on Catholics not to make war against fellow Catholics and promising rewards if theu switched sides. The total number of deserters was around 9.2K out of around 116K; so around 8% of the army deserted (for various reasons probably including just finding military life unpleasant) and around 8% of the deserters actively joined the enemy instead of heading back home. Notably this was a war where there was no draft: the American soldiers were all professionals or volunteers.At this time the US as a whole was around 22% Catholic although I don't know what percent of the soldiers were. I also don't know how many of the soldiers actually saw the leaflets.
>>524123646Niggers tongue my anus
>>524123727>>524123713>>524123646We've been over thisThe draft officer will have his eyelids cut off so he'll be forced to watch me sodomize his children with a barbed wire dildo
>>524123646Lol nam draft dodgers were 100 pct pardoned and less than 2 pct seen jail. Just dont go
>>524124531>Perfect enslavement machineThe enemy is the most retarded that humanity has faced in history, albeit also the most powerful. Nothing lasts forever.
>>524125939subhumans
>>524123646I'm just not gonna go UGH I'm sorry I'm just not gonna
>>524126873And remember that those who listened at first then ran away were punished more harshly than the ones who never listened. Draft dodgers were all pardoned but deserters weren't.
>>524125939>>524126938They're NPCs who can't put together that the past might not always be the future. It's the type of people who always get surprised by disasters, never prep, and say "This all came out of nowhere" when the signs of some major upheaval have been in place for years
>>524123646>Try to shoot or assault the draft officers>They will shoot you deadForcible street-level conscriptions like the vannings in the Ukraine are nearly impossible in the US because our country is awash with guns. And the situation in Ukraine creates a misnomer when the word “draft” is brought up, as Ukraine is the modern example. A draft will still happen in the US, but the tactics won’t be brutal Shanghais. Violent kidnappings could happen in the rest of the western world because you faggots don’t have guns. The authorities have nothing to fear by sending a small group of men to just grab you and pull you from your home. What the fuck are you going to do?>but as soon as they give me a gun…You’ll be at war with other draftees the first time you even touch a weapon, including your commanding officer. Or it’ll be peace time, and you won’t see the need for a murder-suicide when you could just stick it out for a year.
>>524123646If I can’t dodge the draft I will fight the draft officers that come after me or once I get a gun I will drag my superior commanding officers /sergeants that try and force me into the meat grinder and then abandon post
>>524123646>They will shoot you deadthat'll be fine, I take that option. liberty or death and so on. That's why I have guns; to protect my life and my family.
>>524127647>I, an unarmed porn-addicted video game playing Indian who’s literally never exercised a day in his life, will overpower a group of armed white men who have been sent specifically to kidnap meI don’t think this will happen
>>524123646>They will shoot you dead>>524123646>Well I will, because I have multiple citizenships.truly size of bong power in those two posts >fag starmer is sending you into meatgrinderumnahh is weak...pray for londonistan
>>524123646>1pbtid warmongering jew
>>524123646Just tell them how racist you are. Make it very clear. In fact, get a conviction for hate speech now in anticipation of the draft. Make yourself criminally ineligible. Overwhelm the system with hate speech. Make hate speech the new version of draft card burning. Be on the right side of history. Make peace, not war. Turn in, turn on and drop out, man! Give them some good and tasty hate speech. Something sure to prohibit your participation in armed forces. Go for the gold, my brothers! Make it count!
>>524124979Here they've already announced the draft for everyone aged 18-55 starting in January. Don't think they won't do it for you as well when the time comes, it's just that we are the first in line for extermination since we are the least valuable country in NATO and the EU.
>>524125784>"Trans people aren't fit to serve in the military during relative peacetime because they are a drag on resources and are mentally ill degenerates">"Boots on the ground big war? Send in them trannies!"Nah, I'd dodge. If bone spurs lets you dodge, thinking you are a girl with a feminine penis will definitely let you dodge.
>>524123646when drafting people becomes as dangerous as being on the front line the drafting will stop.
>>524123646Just taking one of them with me would be enough. If you are drafted your life is over, so why not fight back, you will die either way. But at least you can die with dignity if you fight back.
>>524123646Hey I saw this exact thread made last week, same OP post and everything.Now WHO could be spamming pro-government demoralization propaganda here, hm?
>>524123713yes we can, goy.
>>524123646she cute, had her 5 minutes of fame for 2 genders and didn't try to milk it like that kiketuah roastie
>>524123646>You will NOT dodge the draftShut the fuck up faggot
>>524128086Forgot to add, they are also building many new prisons all of a sudden. That's probably related to the draft too.
>>524127743How would you protect your family from government-imposed poverty?>a draft means they’re just going to try to kidnap me!Not if your country has guns (and I think Austria isn’t too gay, so they have guns). But that doesn’t mean there won’t be a draft.In the US, we’ve seen people completely blocked out of banking. Their accounts were frozen and they couldn’t access anything they had saved. And they weren’t even accused of breaking laws, unlike draft dodgers.They can block you from internet use, vehicle registration, credit cards… I wouldn’t be surprised if there was some kind of occupancy clause violation loophole in mortgages and the banks could be pressured into margin calls on home loans. They could definitely threaten people’s parents or landlords if the draftees don’t own their own homes.
>>524128387Imagine banking after seeing what the Leaf's regime did to protestors in '22.
>>524126449Torture them for information, then skin one and wear his face, and infiltrate.
>>524124102this goy is amazing
>>524128166>If bone spurs lets you dodgeIf by "bone spurs" you mean "money".Rich people are exempt from service, but they need an excuse that sounds good in case you ask them.I can't believe you didn't already know that, sort yourself out ffs.
>>524127541You can still ambush them and stab them through the face with a spear made from a piece of sharpened angle iron.
>>524127984Actually one thing that is important though is not let the armed forces of a White nation to fall into brown hands.Because when the time comes to take back the White nation, if the armed forces are brown they will be used to quell any White uprisings to prevent Whites from taking back their country.If you see a situation where the armed forces are being browned, you should be EXTREMELY alarmed.Because let's say a foreign tribe tries to take over the parliament. If the Army is still native, it can dissolve the parliament.But what if the Army is also in the control of the foreign invaders?
>>524124102Is this parody? AI? I mean, I know Britain is gayer than a sailor at a public shower, but I can’t tell anymore.
>>524128387>In the US, we’ve seen people completely blocked out of banking.That's actually extremely effective way to destroy any actual opposition.It can destroy opposition to jews GLOBALLY, not just in the US.Kikes have gotten their tentacles so deep into governments of White countries that they can designate people trying to take back their own countries "terrorists". Ban peaceful political parties, while kikes themselves get White taxpayer money for doing actual genocide back in pissrael.See, there were a bunch of Swedes, Finns and Norwegians that tried to fix our countries.But the attempts have been destroyed by jews from USAUSA/UK sealed fate of Europe by killing its saviours the Nazis, teamed up with anti-White foreskin-munching jewish communists of USSR to destroy European nationalism.USA exports Jewish multiculturalism degeneracy via the media.They're also killing European Nationalist movements from over the sea using ZOG USA as their weapon>Terrorist Designations of Nordic Resistance Movement and Three Leaders >The United States remains deeply concerned about the racially or ethnically motivated violent extremist (REMVE) threat worldwide and is committed to countering the transnational components of violent white supremacy.>As a result of our actions, all property and interests in property of those designated today that are subject to U.S. jurisdiction are blocked, and U.S. persons (entities and individuals) are generally prohibited from engaging in transactions with them. Terrorist designations expose and isolate entities and individuals and prevent them from exploiting the U.S. financial system. Moreover, designations can assist the law enforcement activities of U.S. agencies and other relevant enforcement entities and governments.>https://www.state.gov/terrorist-designations-of-nordic-resistance-movement-and-three-leaders/>https://archive.is/C29XP
>>524128774That is their word games, natives defending their own land from foreign invasion is "white supremacy" and "terrorism" which need to be "countered".Terrorist designation immediately stops any movement on its tracks in the West and it can never become a real political party after that.What it does it shut down any ability to function, to rent venues, to mount a political campaign, to gather donations, use money in any way at all.As long as Jews are alive and well in USA, Europe is cooked. Debanking is an extremely effective way to kill a political party in the modern world, and jews control the banks.We need to get rid of the jews EVERYWHERE otherwise they'll keep attacking patriots from the places they still reside in.The jewish plague needs to be cured. The only solution is the final one, history shows this. Expulsions are not enough.
>>524128718See, this has happened before, in the small nation of Fiji.There the jeets kept flooding in until they outnumbered the natives and then democratically took over the parliament by voting in their own.But Fiji had a bulwark against the jeets, their Constitution, which had a Nazi Blood & Soil law in it.Which is that only native Fijians were allowed to own any land and property.Jeets of course immediately creamed their pants while achieving majority jeet govt and tried to repeal the Constitution so jeets could take over the lands too.But what the Jeets didn't calculate in, was the Army, it was still staffed by native Fijians.So the Army stepped in, dissolved the parliament and threw the jeets out.Then they added more Nazi laws that kept the foreigner out of government and politics.And started sending jeets back home.And the Fijians kept their country.We have of course few major problems compared to Fijians here1) we don't have Blood & Soil laws, so foreigners already can own our lands and properties and rent them back to us, which is insane2) jews have brainwashed people into thinking that Nazi policies are bad, when in reality they're good3) jews have brainwashed some Whites into thinking we should not have our own countries and non-white people should be allowed in and have the same rights as usIn USA, Kikes are filling the Army with non-whites and people that would be against any White Nationalist uprising like trannies.There Kikes won't be doing the same mistake that jeets did, and leave the Army as native White
>>524128834They're also deliberately making the US Army unpalatable for WhitesI mean look at this fucking shit lmaoWhat self-respecting White man would put himself into a situation like thisBe commanded by some negress made to sing about MLK in your own fucking country that was supposed to be for "free White persons of good moral character" its a humiliation ritual So I don't actually quite buy the "all the Whites are being sent to the meat-grinder for WW3" narrativeWhat I think is really going to happen is that they're gonna brown the armed forces and when the Whites FINALLY wake up and realize the jews and their brown masses are taking over our homes and try to rebel, they will use the now-browned armies to put the rebellion downThis would also make sense why there is so much "don't join the army" shilling specifically aimed towards Whites, because they want to take over the Army too
>>524123646>You will NOT dodge the draftYes I will.
>>524123646>they are going to send mothers fucking dogs in to “da woods” to find a random neck beard who dodged the draft Aside from the premise just being fucking funny it’s not even gona get that far; I weigh 450 fucking pounds faggot.If they could find a way to make me do 10 push-ups without having a heart attack it would medically miracle they would be writing books about for decades.The very fact that they insist everyone who goes into the military has to do basic makes me pretty much immediately unfit for service.Seriously, if they could find a way to put my body into shape I’d fucking thank them for it and happily serve zog in gratitude.But unless they got a magic fucking wand that can turn a morbidly obese late stage alcoholic with heart issues into an infrantryman they aren’t going to be able to force me do SHIT.
>>524128993Yup. All you need to do is commit some hate speech and you’re golden.
>>524129061Fuck, man, how do I commit a hate speech? A normal conversation here would get you 87 consecutive death sentences in the UK or Germany but here nobody gives a shit.
>>524125028War footage will be the best way to get people to kill draft officers. It’s either die fighting against draft officers or die horribly in a trench getting bombs rained down on you
>>524124102please tell me this guy was killed
>>524128718You think brown people are sophisticated enough to man a modern military? lol. I don’t at all. It would be a joke, completely unable to do the most basic things. It would turn into fraud and embezzlement operation. That would actually hasten the downfall of the government. A military composed of disparate low IQ fecaloids from various backgrounds sounds like the most inert and inept fighting force imaginable. I’m convinced these buck broken boarding school former child catamites in Brussels intend to genocide their own population using a war of attrition as the means to accomplish. They really do hate us.
>>524126035Brazil does.Parana Oblast is literally the whitest brazilian state and the one with most slavs.
>>524128767>Is this parody?Yes. At least, I hope so.
>>524129305It's satire. He runs a comedy channel where he does the soiboy persona to mock and insult retarded British laws in a roundabout way.
>>524125028great footage
>>524129295Yeah, their situation where you are is a bit more complex. It’s only in advanced nations that sanction illicit ideas. That’s how you know we’re progressive. We punish the mildest dissent ruthlessly.
>>524128965>The woke militaryThis existed solely for the purpose of pushing a leftists narrative into the population. It didn’t matter if we had an effective infantry because the types of wars the US was fighting for the last four decades didn’t need a large contingent of grunts.>it’s a humiliation ritualIsn’t that, like, half of boot camp? Aren’t they supposed to break the will of new soldiers?
>>524129596I'll blaspheme against our most holy and exalted prime minister. That's usually enough to get you some time in jail. Though I doubt it will do me any good ultimately.
>>524123646Dodge-Chrysler
always fun watching glowies try to convince themselves
>>524129708
>>524123646>draft officersNo such thing in the west. It'd be the police. I'm not eligible for the draft but if they try to take my younger sibling I'm gonna Copperhead road their asses. Any war the US government tries to fight that doesn't involve the mainland US, Alaska or Hawaii being invaded is illegitimate. If it's an imperialistic war like they're trying with Venezuala or the south Pacific then all I have to say is our leaders deserve to lose.
>>524125663>rent out a caveare you for real?does it have plumbing, electricity and internet access?
>>524130063>does it have plumbing, electricity and internet access?>can you ensure I have all modern comforts while running from people who want to kill me?Hans...
>>524129845This is correct. If you're drafted, there won't be a knock on the door by guys in military uniforms. If you ignore the notice in your mail, the local police will just pull you over in traffic after their license plate scanners pick you up.
>>524123646>They will throw you in the worst hellish prisons full of hostile darkiesSo we just kill the darkies>th-that doesn't that's illegal!!Stupid bong
>>524130253I want him to justify me having to pay rent to live in a fucking cave.I can just chose any cave then and dont pay rent.
>>524130286kek if you think cops are gonna risk their lives for that
>>524123646>>524124121Yes. Most people don't seem to grasp this despite what we see about Russians and Ukrainians being exterminated.
>>524123646Kill yourself, elgin. You´re a fucking bitch.
>>524123646LMAO. Americans have guns.>inb4 MASSIVE cope
>>524123646>They will send in the dogs and starve you outwill eat the dogs
>>524129304You won't do shit get real man
>>524123713you will be press ganged insteadtry contacting your other embassy when on the HMS GetTheFuckBackToScrubbingTheDeck
>>524123646I don’t think you realize how few people support their government right now.Asking around my demographic, i think it’s already over.
>>524123646> They will shoot you deadI can live with that.
>>524123646>you can’t just shoot them at your door i’m ganna try it anyway
>>524130794You will die
>>524130605you can tell diversity quotas are in full swing by the decline in quality
>>524124531>ai will do everything for usyoure being scammed by jews and jeets, ai is the biggest grift in human history.
>>524130468I own the land, if you want electricity I can give you my old car battery
>>524130468>I want him to justify me having to pay rent to live in a fucking cave.Kek, never been to the Balkans before? You should be happy he isn't asking for 900€ a month + 2 months' rent worth of deposit in advance.
>>524123646This is why you frag your draft officer from the get-go, no sense procrastinating. If you're gonna die anyway, then go out fighting the right enemy.
>>524130063Plumbing, well there are a few stalactites that drip droplets of water every hour or so. But I can invest something into it (I don't own the cave, just the entrance and the land around it)
>>524123646Who says I want to dodge the draft? I'm looking forward to an opportunity to blast shitskins in the face. Fuck pakistine and pakistinians.
>>524126035We take anyone that can hop over the border anom
>>524123646There are two sexes and zero genders.
>>524131465I am not that greedy like B*lgdrade people. I live right next to the Montenegro border in the middle of nowhere, I'm absolutely freezing now too. I can hear wolves howl at night, but I don't have to deal with p*ople
>>524131584You might have to explain that to sergeant zista
>>524131607Sounds comfy as fuck, in a certain way.>>524131584There are three genders, any man who speaks an actual language will tell you that much.
>>524131577I can't tan at all, when I try to sunbathe I turn into a tomato. Can't pass as a Mexican, you will just deport me for not being brown enough
>>524123646Anyone who wants to dodge the draft can come to my acreage. Go ahead and kill your draft officers I don't care, I won't report shit.Kill draft officers if you want to prevent ww3 and save countless randoms.
>>524124102Kek, great satire
>>524123646>Try to shoot or assault the draft officers>They will shoot you deadgoodthey'll have to, one way or anotherstill a better chance to go to Valhalla than by fighting for the jewtrannyan monsters
>>524123646tell me this, why would any army want to draft people who would happily turn on them the second they get the chance? its like if i decided to go to war and brought all the groids from the ghetto along to watch my back
>>524123646>draft in SpainNot while i live kek
>>524123646nope, not dying for shit head retarded neo-liberal globalists that want to kill me by flooding my nation with niggers anyway. You dun goofed shitlibs, you made the white man hate himself, now we all get to fucking die you dumb fucks.
>>524123646>They will shoot you dead>get shot at home by traitorous subhumans or get shot by other retardseat shit curryjeet
>>524123811This may be true, fratre-anon, but you are forgoring one key aspect..WE HAVE NO FUCKING GUNS OVER HERE!!!!!!!Now, I can improvise an small shotgun type gun, but what about all the other zoom zooms?
>>524123646youwontdo shit
>>524123646It's better to die as a free man on my porch/in my house than freeze to death for 3 months in a cold trench and then get blown into bits by artillery shell or flying toy.
>>524123786And now the glowies knowing your ip throw you directly into the concentration camp without habning over you a gun. Good job, moron.
>>524123646*most I am not going to serve your masters. That's not open for negotiation. It's not something we can discuss. You cannot force me to serve you. Ever.
>>524131004No shit idiot, did you figure that out all by yourself?
>>524124102Where is the original with sound?>>524124121 This is hilarious!
>>524123646you need to do better cuckold mi6 faggot
>>524124102he does this ragebait perfectly. They really do act and behave like this.
>>524123646Listen up Goy, here are your options;1. die2. die
>>524123646Ok.Still shooting the draft officer though.
>>524123646>>Try to shoot or assault the draft officers>They will shoot you deadCool. Then everybody loses. Hopefully I can make a few die with me. You don't get my loyalty. Fuck yourself glownigger faggot.
>>524129305What do you have against comedians? No sense of humour?
>>524123646I'll just change my gender
>>524123646>>524124208Why are non euros fantasising about "darkies" so much?
>>524123646To whom is this addressed, Americans or Brits?
>>524123646try it, kike
>>524123646> Sorry officer, unfortunately I have bad eyesight, I can't aim correctly.
>>524139037Our Anglo friends are merely warning us that we should mix with niggers to be safe from inbreeding, lest we end up like them. They are such noble and humanitarian souls.
>>524123646>Most of you nerds will comply after a few of you get iced or imprisoned.I shall wear the recruitments officer's face as a mask while butchering his family with sadistic glee.
>>524123646just run away from them. youre fat? you need to die anyway.
>>524123646gasoline is very cheap.
>>524139037because they have to live with them
>>524140171
>>524127541>You’ll be at war with other draftees the first time you even touch a weapon, including your commanding officer. Or it’ll be peace time, and you won’t see the need for a murder-suicide when you could just stick it out for a year.Though I agree that slavery should be resisted, you should familiarize yourself with Russian punishment battalions from WW2.They have made this work.Never underestimate the evil our bureaucrats are capable of.
>>524123646I have a real very serious illness I won’t be drafted
>go to war and die>go to prison, get in shape, and make friendsGee, which would I choose.
>>524140171kicks ass.
>>524123646>They will send you to prisonwow, what a threat.>Hey, if you don't go die for Israel, we'll lock you upkek
>>524123646>no, I will just kill the draft officer or the other personnel once I’m inHow’s that working out for the ukrainians? The military has been dealing with retards like you for centuries. You WILL serve and you WILL die for zog imperialism.
>>524123991They removed those tests from the Canadian forces lol
>>524123646I'm 40 if they're drafting me shit's so fucked I'll shoot any military on sight
>>524141056They don't give them the guns until they kick them out of the APC.
>>524124102Very funny
>>524141254lol they kick them out of the apc WITHOUT GUNS lmao.they just bought 10k apc to draft everyone in germany. happy times.
>>524124102fuck me, how are these people real.
>>524123646last time the draft overlords summoned me they were pretty unimpressed with my worldview and wrote me off as mentally unfit for service, so i doubt i'll ever get another call
>>524141254>>524141434Kek this, they drop them off and tell them where the guns are, by the time they cross the distance and get the guns the transport is long gone. If they really want to draft people, there is no fucking way to avoid it except for hiding or dying. Everything else is bullshit, they even send fucking down syndrome people to the front lines. "Fail a psych test" lmao okay retard, enjoy getting torn to shreds. If you have at least 1 arm and 1 leg and can use them, you're FUCKED.Btw, when hiding, make sure there's no women around and preferably do it on another continent altogether.
dont have to fake itarmy dq'd me themselves alreadyenjoy and tyfys, I'll keep jodie company
>>524123646>>Try to shoot or assault the draft officers>They will shoot you deadEmbrace the goal of reaching Valhalla and pretty soon you will start to yearn for totalitarian government overreach just to have a noble reason to take up arms. It's fantastic. I am convinced that this is why they converted the continent to Jesus worship and to turning the other cheek.
>>524123646Just shoot the draft officers, retard.
>>524124102Toora loora loora loo
>>524141646With what? An unlicensed spoon he got on the black market?
>>524123646I will dodge any (((draft))) using suicide by cop. American cops do not have any discipline and so will open fire on you if you brandish a gun.
>>524123646She's beautiful
>>524133711One can still get access to knives and other sharpened objects. Chemicals can do nasty things to people. And if nothing else is available, just some boiling water will do a lot of damage.
>>524123646Dodge?No im expecting a fight.And if they send a woman to collect me shes getting raped.
>>524142030>And if they send a woman to collect me shes getting raped.Errr... rape gangs bad, right?
>>524123646If I’m going to die in war anyway why wouldn’t I just kill a bunch of draft officer scum rather than my white brothers who the kikes are sending me to fight?There’s no way in hell I’m marching off to fight Russians because some Globohomo faggot kike slave told me to. I’ll kill him and everyone else I can before they put me down.
>>524123646Unironically, why do these threads exist?
>>524141597lol. Too late for this in the states, we all know not to trust women at all.
>>524142291Demoralization
>>524141510It’s a parody
>no home >no land >relatives died due to NHS negligence No.
>>524142148The cops helped the rape gangsSome of the rapists were cops themselves like that paki amjad ditterIf anything its just irony
>>524123646>You will NOT dodge the draftYes I will>>Go innawoodsThat's dumb I will dodge it from home>They will send in the dogs and starve you outThey sent dogs in uniform to march me to my death, real dogs aren't much of a threat compared >>Try to dodge the draft or fake illnessesI will succeed>They will throw you in the worst hellish prisons full of hostile darkiesWhere they will give me 3 meals a day and provide me shelter while they die for Israel >>Try to shoot or assault the draft officersA good plan>They will shoot you deadAnd the enemy won't? If you're going to die you might as well die fighting the people who took you from your home and commanded you to die to save some bodies shareholder value>Most of you nerds will comply after a few of you get iced or imprisonedI will go to prison before I kill a chink just to save Taiwan for Israel and ameriburger shareholders
>>524124405>giving authority over logistics to someone with the drive and justification to be a saboteurWell, I hope that your gas tanks love a little sugar
>>524128086fuck
>>524123646>yet one more british mi6 thread about the draftYou are fighting Russia on your own , faggot.
>>524123646Your body state’s choice, tick tock neetcels they need all the warriors they can get
>>524141597the based and insanity pilled women are going to fucking rat us all out. remember this.you have to. remember what the women did the last decades and now this.
>>524127541>>524140813Large vans and trucks exist. Just ram into the meat catchers at full speed. Pick up the weapons.>punishment battalionsGuerrilla warfare and insurgency were also common place against the Red Army.
>>524123646> They will throw you in the worst hellish prisons full of hostile darkiesSo they're going to fly me to Columbia?lol lmao evenGerman prisons are so chill
>>524141597you will have to hide for 5 years or so. this is pretty fucked.
>>524123646I don’t need to dodge the draft if they deliver me a qt3.14 at least a year before it
>>524123646Of fucking course it's a Brit saying shit like thisAny time I think the British can't possibly stray further from God or be any more cucked than any already are, they outdo themselves in astonishing fashionThe UK and any Brit who thinks or speaks this way truly deserves whatever happens to themShameful
>>524128387None of this shit would work.>block vehicle registration, credit cards, internet useThey can't even stop illegal spics from operating cars with no plates/paper plates, registration that expired 4 years ago, and cash/crypto only transactions. Internet could be bought via a prepaid SIM or could be bummed off a third party like a McDonalds. Anybody with half a brain already has plans in place to get around all of these things, and worse case, you leave for another, neutral country.Trying to block people from the banking system is the same as the SWIFT system blocking Russia but on a smaller scale. It encourages and promotes the creation of alternatives that are unblockable without North Korea levels of control.
>>524123646>>Try to shoot or assault the draft officers>They will shoot you deadIf I have to die I would rather die in honorable combat against the enemies of my people.
>>524128767It's parody, this guy has made other videos like this poking fun at normie cattle.
>>524143662>Of fucking course it's a Brityou need to stop looking at flags and start smelling them. 1pbtid fearmonger bait like this thread is pure shekeljeet
>WHAT IS A PAJEET?the best way to define pajeet is>descended from south asian subcontinental ancestry.political distinctions on maps or signified by flags are false and irrelevant. everything south of the himalayas that isn't gooky-chinky is pajeet. pakistan, india, bangladesh, sri lanka are all pajeet territory. enough of nepal and bhutan are jeeted that they may as well qualify too.all of these pajeets could stay where they belong and call themselves what they like, and nobody would disagree because nobody cares. however, because they profusely shit up the internet, and they mass migrate to shit up everyone else's homelands, they're all pajeets now. all counted together as the same thing, on the same visiting team as far as the human world is concerned.hindu, muslim, sikh, atheist, etc; male, female, gendersexual, old, young, etc; deformed, odorless, fair & lovely, dark & deep, etc... forget all of it. none of that diversity matters once they exit designated land to race with the globalist rats. now their entire overcrowded neighborhood at the bottom of asia is known as one source of one type of trespasser: the pajeet.>ONLY A PAJEET DISPUTES THIS DEFINITION
the majority of pajeets on /pol/ try to hide the fact that they're pajeets. in addition to "leaving that part out" they will proactively, persistently misrepresent their true form. pajeets are all about assuming other people's roles, from today's outsourcing and replacement migration all the way back to thuggee bandits lying to travelers about who they were. pajeets are devoid of their own identity, making them the ideal globalized goyim. they don't want a home where they belong. all that means to them is "compete in squalor." much better to go somewhere nicer, built by other people, and do their jobs for less pay and live slum-barracks life in their suburbs. pajeets don't want to be home. they also don't want to be pajeets. jews know exactly how to play their insecurities and dopey ambitions like the innocent rube fresh off the bus from the cornfield. this is their new golem to replace the ones that don't love them anymore
>>524144173The biggest enemies of your people are literally ruling over you. Russia has spent decades flexing and threatening but one has to notice that it wasn't them that imported literal millions of arabs, niggers and fuck knows what else into the EU.
>>524126814Cute incel power fantasy
Do all the glowniggers ITT genuinely believe they and their entire families wont be murdered if they actually attempt this retard shit?Fucking bizarre and completely inorganic thread.
>>524123713>You cant draft foreign nationals.You should pick up a history book idiot that's one of the reasons we've fought you
>>524142030But will you rape her before or after killing her?
>>524123646I hope you get slaughtered.
>>524148434You were British subjects at the time genius.
What if the war is against brown people? That's a good draft right?
>get drafted>shoot/throw a grenade at the highest ranking officer as soon as I'm given oneNutting personnel ZOG
>>524131577how tall is it
Going innawoods is a viable option in Canada, but not so much with eurocucks. The ZOG won't have the resources to hunt down every chud living at least dozens of kilometers from civilization. North Pond hermit avoided detection for decades and with people teeming around.
>>524123646>"they've got an army,bro, to hunt down individuals for the army, bro"What a stupid faggot
>>524123646WHATDRAFT... military volunteer enlistment is at an all time high
>>524152756Yeah? So who are the cunts forcibly stuffing people into vans and driving them off to the army and neutralizing those who resist then? A fucking church choir or the staff from a local supermarket?
>>524123646>They will shoot you deadGet droned, shelled, missiled, bombed and shot by millions of Russians.Decisions decisions.
>>524123646she looks like she sucks black dick
>>524123646I'm to fat to serve, checkmate
>>524129041>But unless they got a magic fucking wand that can turn a morbidly obese late stage alcoholic with heart issues into an infrantryman they aren’t going to be able to force me do SHIT.They can just... You know... Starve you to death in the camp lmao.It ain't that hard for them, you on the other hand will suffer like you wouldn't believe it.
>>524153805>I'm to fat to serveRoutine?
>>524153920I order boxes of cookies from Italy to stay in shape
>>524123646I support drafting all the zoomers and pledge to do my duty and report all ditchers and dodgers.Thank you.
>>524153626She has that BBC obsessed makeup
>>524123646K
>>524123646>They will shoot you deadthanks for revealing to the rest of us who the real enemy is.the enemy is not brown people in the middle eastthe enemy is not yellow people in the far eastthe enemy is not the red people in south americathe enemy is not the black people of africathe enemy is our own governmentthank you OP.
ireland is safe. the only threat to us is from the UKikes
>>524123646>white people dodging the draft>pic relatedlol
>>524123646>They will send in the dogs and starve you outJokes on you, I know how to cook chinese, send all your ZogDogs
Impale drafters in any case... Just put a sharpened log up their arse and display them until they die whereby various body parts will be mailed directly to various government buildings. Dance around with their genitals and skins upon your heads even, like a Comanche.
>>524125893This. He is looking at the council and just drops it on the woman next to him. What a fucking retard. Slavs are nigger tier IQ.
>>524154960People like you are the ones they fear the most.>>524151764I can see Canada going the same way as Afghanistan when it was under NATO control. Cucked central governments that can't project power outside of the major cities.
>>524150110War of 1812, we were not
>>524131607Kamena Gora or somewhere close?
>>524123646then do it faggotsdraft us
>>524123646so youre saying jews will use some posterboys to make "an example of" then write a jews news story about how they put a bullet in their jewloving zogbot commander, only to have all their fellow soldiers shoot them up like an old gangster movie?ok, ill remember not to believe it and carry on as i normally would.
>>524123772no you want to do the opposite, the nigger zones are where the jews responsible live. they need a regular influx of bbc
