>be Australian >Wake up to the sound of birds smashing into my windows because I have no guns to shoot them anymore >Hit 3 kangaroos on the way to the shops that are an hour away>Finally get there full of indians shitting everywhere and can't afford anything and half of it is expired because of the 55c heat>Ai flase flags me for anti semitism and stealing >Police hop out do the traditional raygun twerk dancing while acknowledging the local beerbuggercuntabbonigger people of Coonshitfucknoongaville>Arrest me for being white anyways after my digital id passes because I grimaced at a non white Australian >Ai finally self corrects after a dei hire finally noticed its mistake an hour later>Finally get back to my totalled car in the colesdrakesworth carpark>Get defected by highway patrol for unroadworthy car because couldn't afford to repair it and insurance companies just write it off anyways can't afford a new one since our money is worthless and my 1 million dollar shithouse isn't actually worth anything >Drive home anyways with no food a fucked car and drop 100kg because I can't afford anything or go anywhere I wish I was joking hahaha >Gf ghosts me no friends ripped me off no work Oh you thought I was shitposting? Fuck this new Domino's captcha nigger!It's literally unsolvable even when I pick the right answers!!
>>524123914Imagine when AI can animated post like this in a sec
>>524125207At least I finally figured out that fucking captha
>>524123914Merry Christmas Bruce.
>>524125548Cheers mate can't even find a root so guess I'll go shag me mom and me dog and can't afford smokes or beer either Truly the worst Christmas ever I can't even afford a tree let alone gifts for my mum or even my dogEvery day I get more pissed off in mad Max 2015 video games
Is it just me or they made the captcha easier, only 3 images each part
>>524123914that's what you get for living in the city, cunt
>>524123914>>524125467>>524125683No need to hop around like a cat in a sock, mate.
