What is the endgame here, /pol/? Why are they telling us that AI will kill the jobs when they're planning on replacing us with sewn-together animal part abominations? This research has been going on for years and years, too, BTW. I'll post a spider video which was from 2021.
>>524133217Ew
>>524133217Here's that spider video. What kind of darksided shit is this?
Lmao most useless dogshit I have ever seen>it almost grabsWhy not just use a regular bot>sh-shut up!!! We have science now!!
>>524133308Here's another one about the same experiment. What the fuck?!
hook a jeet up to this and make it walk around picking up trashotherwise who exactly is the target market for this?
>>524133217Why is this bad? The animal is dead. We do far worse shit to living animals right now. This is like getting mad over a fur coat
>>524133352I could see it helping to pave the way for biological prosthetics. Instead of badass robot arms we might end up with Beyond Meat sausage fingers.
>>524133352Are you retarded? How much money do you think a spider costs compared to a circuit board
>>524133357kikes did this
>>524133352Honestly, you know they have a dog's severed head somewhere they're using to do the same 'grab' experiments. One of its eyes is unmoving but the other tracks the experimenters as they laugh and 'feed' it objects. Sometimes the scientists mention the dog's one eye following them is creepy and they discuss turning the oxygen level down in the mix. Even Warhammer 40k hasn't quite prepared me for what passes for science, nowdays.
>>524133217gee whiz, we david cronenberg now
>>524133217yeah i just love when my robot starts rotting after a couple days
>>524133217So this is what will happen to humanity when AI takes all the jobs? People no longer fear not having a purpose, because the robots need all the spare parts they can find.
>>524133357>>524133308Imagine insect drones
>>524133520>I could see it helping to pave the way for biological prosthetics.In reality it'll be used to turn the decapitated heads of Chinese dissidents into helpless-but-self-aware fleshlights for the communist party elite.
>>524133352Literal retard if you can't figure this one out.
>run a current into muscle>it contractsoh fuck it's literally zombies
>>524133660>Imagine insect dronesShit, skipping straight through drone warfare to Slaughterbots:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-2tpwW0kmU
>>524133217>>524133308>>524133357Explain how this is any different to making piano keys from ivory or a knife handle from deer antler. There's no functional difference. You're only freaking out about it because it still looks like the dead animal rather than an obscure part totally removed from the fact that it's part of something once alive. You're like those inner city black kids who don't know chicken breasts come from actual birds.
>>524134049No your the activist screeching faggot hereThis shit is creepy as fuckWhat the use? Deer legs nun chucks have a use atleast. This is just sick shit.
>>524133217>>524133308
>>524133357This is like babby's first science faire experiment and I'm guessing we're supposed to soipog over it? Yeah no shit spiders are hydraulic, oh wow it lifts 130% of it's negligible weight, that's totally not unavailable and also complete shit compared to already existing machinery. Anyway I'm going to need like $500,000 in taxpayer money for a grant to study this, please and thank you. In exchange you get to post the results for 100 karma and 3 silver on r/iheckinlovescience.
>>524133357This is the future of all goys if the world doesn't hurry and wake up on the JQ. Corpses used as machine equipment.
>>524133217>mfw Futurama predicted Dr. Zoidberg
Don't knock it
>>524133217Sweet. When will they use this to make a functional vagina and make women obsolete?
>>524133217Yeah, I totally want my tomatoes handled by shrimp buttsImagine the smell
>>524133217One step closer to Nazi robot zombies...
>>524133531Yep, Jews are taught to Jew their own god, so of course they're going to have some kind of god complex themselves. >>524133594Ever work with Robots? Anything with moving parts fails all the goddamn time. Wake me up when robots replace plumbers and when they can have a circular ecosystem of robots being able to repair each other. We're a good 50 years, at least, away from that. >>524134049Your analogy is bullshit, a more proper analogy would be to make a moving sex doll from a headless woman's dead body - a fetish that I'm sure will be a big hit among bloodthirsty Jews. Anyway, I'm sure we're already here with Humans, as you can see from Fetterman's ZOG9000 Goyim control implant they crammed at the base of his skull when he was "hospitalized for stoke." It sure explains his inexplicably slaving devotion to Israel, as well as his temper tantrums and mood swings as his brain struggles in horror to override the wishes of the computer strangling it to death.
>>524135423It aint like that dude. Some of our most elaborate equipment is designed after animal bodies or parts that were observed and experimented with. Alot of fluid valves are just reworked animal parts casted in metal or plastic
>>524133878It's actually really simple hydraulics they're working with due to the nature of bug legs. Not that crazy (yet)
>>524133217Now these are horrors beyond my comprehension!
>>524135557>shrimp buttswhy the fuck are you posting under a British flag?
>>524133357>Spiders legs decay and fall off after just 12 hoursThere is practically use for this. This is just fuck you research
>>524133217Necromance-borg army brighten your future!
>>524133217The plastic zip ties are a nice touch. Very professional.
>>524135731Because the webm said shrimp and I couldn't be arsed typing prawn. Fucking language pedants should be shot. You're like my mate who complains when I use "gotten". "That's American!" he wails like a bitchIt's in fucking Shakespeare. I'd call you a moronic prawn dick except it doesn't sound right, shrimp-dick
>>524133217>cheaperShit need to be replaced every day, at best.>more sustainableYeah, it's not like ocean where already under constant overfishing.Also, wtf is the logic on that captcha with the vertical slanted bars and cubes with dots?
>>524133520This is not the future I was promised.
>>524134049you arent trying to reanimate the dead when you make ivory piano keys you retard
>>524135987I think you mean couldn't be butted to type prawn
>>524133217>literally nobody:>scientists: new level of manmade horrors.
>>524133217That is so cool desu.
>>524133217BUILT FOR GRIPPING
>>524133217Actual combine shit.
>>524136170!
>>524133217this is 1000 times better for hand prosthesis than what they have now. it perfectly grabs objects.
>>524133357now make this with the golems ;D
>>524133217Thus do we invoke the blessings of the Holy Charge. Sacred is the temple holding the Motive Force. Invoke the name of the Omnisiah and sing praises to the Master of Knowledge! Praise and glory be to the Machine God!
>>524133425The other Jeets would just rape this necroJeet of yours until it was so filled with bacteria that the muscle tissue would rot away.Its a good idea, though. Maybe if we killed all the Jeets first, then used their reanimated corpses to clean up all the pollution they'd left behind...
>>524137408
How is this any different than when a dead snake still bites? Also, how would they keep the flesh from rotting out?
welp. time to kill all the nerds.
>>524136170>Fuckin grim
>>524135627Retard nigger
>>524137989>how would they keep the flesh from rotting out?Have to feed the flesh with stolen souls.
>>524133217Great. The final step of this research is to massmurder humans and turn them into robots and turn them into machine-controlled slaved.
>>524133217>crustaceansHow will jews get their rabbi to pilpul this one past God
>>524134049I dunno, seems fucking pointless when you could do the same thing 100x more effectively using metals or even plastics. Like what the fuck is the point in this?
>>524135466I mean, that was my first thought.
>>524138379Bionics most likely
>>524133217>animate the deadThose sexbots are sounding better by the minute, eh boys?
The future is actually going to be like that one Kenshi mod with all the extra arms and legs from creatures....
>>524133217they have underground labs that breed sex slaves for the elites (mostly northern and eastern european)
>>524133558Full cronenberg would be installing one of those lobster grabbers on a centipede corpse that behaves like a snake with joints and emerges from a vagina on your palm that whispers paranoid observations at you when it's grabber is retracted in, and being able to manufacture more of them by allowing two units to have bloody, rough sex.I think that's still a year or two out.
As long as Lord Mountain is made High King for exposing and eliminating the current MKULTRA program where everyone is talked to in their sleep by an AI via extremely low frequencies and every man is a King in his own right, WAGMI bros
>>524133308>>524133357It works because spiders don't have muscles like we do. They're such small creatures that they change the pressure within the fluid of their exoskeleton to actually move their legs. That's why they can be moved after death, they are using the syringe like in your second video to change the pressure and make the legs all move at once. With more precise changes in pressure they could also make it look like it's moving or dancing.With more sophisticated creatures, I think that there's only so much time before you can't just stimulate the muscles with electricity before they just won't work (think rigor mortis and things like this that make it unusable). Which is a blessing. I think it would be incredibly distopian for some kind of device that could attach to the spinal column and mimick the electrical signals the brain sends and make a dead person move as if they were still alive. Also kinda brutal for something like war, where they would make soldiers have them so even if they were shot that the machine would keep making them move to seem alive so more bullets or munitions would have to be wasted.
>>524135466I'm already experiencing staged accidents and the only way I don't deal with gangstalkers is removing the kerosene film via lime sulfur dip and taking potassium iodine and only hiking innawoods, staying off the roads. If I had just the support of my fellow Kings I could safely drop redpills without the risk of Kirking
>>524138995Shit already shocked my faceThe "force hate" setting is just that, made me furrow my eyebrows at everyone I/they saw
>>524133357Horrifying
>>524138995They're using sporotrichosis to infect the body/mind and give you "urges" like zombie ant fungus. I had to make a saturated solution of potassium iodide to kill it and betonite clay to flush it outIt also creates a kerosene on the film to absorb aluminum from chemtrails to turn you into a receiver for ELF radio waves via the hijacked schuman resonance Yeah we'd better rise up now before free will is eliminated entirely.
>>524134049Because insects are gross.Fucking duh
>>524138995You're missing one detail.Thanks to things like the brain chip you don't have to "kill" anyone. You can totally puppet the body.
>>524136837ahh yess ive been waiting for decades for my spider hand,. gonna be all the sensation with the chicks
>>524139310Kerosene film on the skin.Use lime sulfur dip and Epsom salt in hot baths to get the aluminum transformed into morgellons out of your skinWish I could say that's all there is to it but they can put sound anywhere, it often disturbs my dogs.I suppose I can just set up a mic and record it as evidence but we need to find out what these machines are that do it.
>>524139393No you can't, they just use voices to harass people into shootingI did the lookoutfacharlie protocol and don't hear them but now they're driving recklessly and already totaled my car once. https://educate-yourself.org/cn/How-to-Stop-Electronic-Harassment-via-Nano-Fungal-Infection005jun17.shtml
>>524134049>Explain how this is any different to making piano keys from ivoryOr a nice Art Deco Lamp from...
>>524139730A hooker's leg
>>524140877You will shoot your eyes out!
>>524139730It was an ICICLE chud!
>>524133217A shrimp fried this rice? Preposterous.
It's just a fun little satanic hobby of theirs
>>524134049Morals values are ultimately aesthetic values and you cannot do shit about it>it's ugly? It's shit.
>>524134049>how this is any different to making piano keys from ivory or a knife handle from deer antler. There's no functional difference. You're only freaking out about it because it still looks like the dead animal rather than an obscure partYou got me there >>524133217Put them in my butt >>524133308Make them tickle my nipples
>>524133308Feels like we're racing towards a great Extinction event where either through intention or incompetence with destroy ourselves to return to nature one way or the other.
>>524141723
>>524142089Wait until you see the octopus seedbed ;3
>>524137627Use necrojeet as bait to capture more raw materials
>>524133308Don't know whether Mission Impossible or System Shock music would be the better choice here.
>>524138379I'll tell you the real point. If you watch how robots currently move, one of the biggest problems is getting the arms to have adaptive strength, combining the heavy lifting STR with the fine motor DEX muscles.Our bodies naturally reduce waste on energy we spend moving. Robots we make have an infinitely harder time and tend to overcharge each motion, resulting in that jank you still see to this day.Studying how much force is required to actuate a dead nervous system or corpse, allows us to better calculate the upper and lower limits of how much force and pressure are required to actuate every single muscle or fake muscle a machine has.This will result in robots having more fine-tuned ranges of motion because we'll have a better way to calculate just how much force and pressure is needed to move a limb without wasting that energy.Remember robots are always lifting dead weight, so you'd imagine you could just keep testing on robot arms. But it's ultimately lacking the pressure components because typically robot shells are not pressurized like our meat sack is.So if they wanted to make more realistic robots, they'd have to test dead weight animation on pressurized systems, which I imagine the bodies of these spiders are still intact and not desiccated or dried completely out through holes forming on the body from degredation. Also these "newfags can't triforce" captchas are nifty. Not only can newfags not triforce, but neither can captcha!
>>524134049>how is this any different from illegal and immoral ivory harvestinggood question
>>524133217Im sure having the ability to animate the dead will come in handy when the machines takes over
>>524134049Deer shed their antlers buddy and ivory is immoral and illegal
>>524134049Because it is
>>524133217scientists stopped being useful decades ago. the only thing lower than a scientist is a science fag fanboy.
> shove some wires and gears into dead body parts > WOOAHHH JUST LIKE THE WALKING DEAD OOOOHH THEYRE ZOMBIEEEEEESNo they're not
>>524144399>immoralaccording to who?
>>524133444>this is like getting mad over a fur coatThis.I am concerned with what everyone is going to do if our jobs get replaced by AI controlled spiders though.
>>524135145>it's creepyPeople will get used to it. People can get used to pretty much anything.
>>524133425>>524133444>>524144290>>524144954Imagine reanimating your mom's pussy like this to grip your dick soooo hard you don't even have to move it to COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMiMAGINE THE IMPLICATIONS FOR THE FLESHLIGHT INDUSTRY FOR YOU CHUDS
>>524133217This in addition to the brain command chip for spazzos, we just invented servatorisation.
>>524133217Horse Vagina Fleshlights
>>524133217That's fucking awesome i now want to be a necrobiomancer
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>>524133764>jew currency worth more than small insects lifeFunny that's how they think of you too.
>>524133660Damn brother, that's the first thing that came to my mind. We're gonna put bombs on spiders and then turn the middle east into a never-ending baneling bust joke.
>>524133217
simulations all the way down.
>>524133308This machine keeps eating my quarters.
>>524133217This idea was touched on in the novel Genocidal Organ. It is only necessary in cases where the device being biological confers advantages, which is rare. In the novel it is used for aerial landing pods made out of dolphin flesh that can biodegrade and burn so fast that evidence of it landing disappears immediately.
>>524147330Why though why is the government always doing such insane things all the time
>>524135423Yeah not impressive if you know how spiders work. Basically they are just adding and decreasing pressure with a syringe. Any crack head with access to a spider could do this.
>>524133660>Take a dead gnat>Make it 'fly' again>Shove it full of fent>Fly it into an open mouth