>humans existed since prehistory>area was colonized by the French in 1855>independent in 1950>in 1964 mutumbo jigaboo ngubu coup'd the government>state of civil war ever since due to watermelon tribe liberation front doing terrorism against fried chicken tribeEveryone pretends these are real countries but deep down we all know the entire continent is a gorilla reserve
Actually European colonialism truly kicked off in the 1880sAnd independence was mainly in the early 1960sBut otherwise pretty accurate.