>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a weekTOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
>>524149405>us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA.Why? Just bored up there?
The Puerto Rico national guard would defeat Norway in a week.
Guys surely there are better targets...
>>524149405>Helge IngstadAre we conveniently forgetting that frigate got totalled by an oil tanker and then sank because the conscript/wahmen crew were panicking too much to do damage control.
>>524149541>>524149458retardsentire planet saw that you have been poking around during last year and it is only just fair for norwegians to warn youguy is literally doing you a favouryou have no idea what you are dealing with
>>524150206Why the fuck would we want war with Norway? If we had to pick one of the 3 countries that make up a penis, I would choose Sweden anyways, since they're all african/syrians now.
>>524149405Based. Haven't seen this in a while. Merry Christmas Nord chad!
>>524149405Norway sama.....I kneel
>>524149924The female crew only failed because of toxic masculinity culture holding them back from expressing their inner brilliancewe are much less bigoted now than back thenour qweenz will slay you
zigger proxyfaggots gave up trying cover their exploding planes and switched to random bullshit
>>524150569ThisIf the brave and powerful crew hasn't been simultaneously fighting the patriarchy at the same time it would have been a different story
>>524149405I would literally volunteer for your foreign legion if you went to war with the Jewnited States.
>>524150206>you have no idea what you are dealing withyou won’t do shit bruce
>>524150668You can teach them how do lose the Caribbean
>>524149405where's the Rollmops class?
>>524149405I love Norwegian sluts. Please send moar. I break them and then send them back full of shame
>>524149405Norway will be spared, but only because it's the home of the greatest cheese ever invented.
A lot of coping Amerilards that don't want the smoke ITT
>>524149405Literally who?
What Americans dont know about Norway is that we have a secret weapon. Its called RUSS. Russ is a group of super soldiers that pop up once every year from May 1st, to May 17th.Those two weeks we are scared. They come, they create menace and chaos. They vomit and are drunk. They are very dangerous. They have equipment far beyond any military. They have what is called a RUSS BUS. It is a menace created from hell that no one want to meet on them streets.In a war scenario with The US, those Russ would have been sent to Washington DC with their RUSS BUS. It would be a psychological warfare and we would not need to fire A SINGLE BULLET.You would hear *bomp bomp bomp bomp* music 24/7. Screaming and puking and vomit. And if americans even think about approaching them, military, special forces, CIA, FBI, ICE, PMCs, Russ would bring them into the RUSS BUS, and they would give them alcohol shots and KARSK. Karsk is a mix of 96% alcohol and coffee.All of Washington DC would be drunk and join the RUSS BUS. and The Whitehouse would have been taken in less than 24 HOURS.
>>524150668Nice, you’ll be the main taco man.
>>524149405Damn it's been years since I've seen this.Thanks norgebro
>>524150754>>524151392Why are north americans always so aggressive against Spaniards? Don't they know we are family? I mean we raped every single one of their grandma's in the south and now our mexican rapebabies are raping their mutted women even more.There's a reason the americans never dared to step a foot in our peninsula in 1945. It is because you know you would get ass raped with no lube if you ever tried shit here. Napoleon tried, why shouldn't Trump try too? Nigger faggots. A country that has more guns than people, but less guns than cowards. I would love to go to war against the jewsa and retake florida. I'd get one of your little mutted baby boys infront of a crowd of your people, then chop his fucking head off with a 20kg iron axe splashing his mutted blood all over the faces of the shocked amerimutts.
>>524153278Any retard can beat an Indian (lol) but everyone knows Spain is like 0-infinity against Anglo nations. Sad! But it is simply nature for moors to live in defeat of Europeans!
>>524149405Its sad that you had the flu that week when the US aircraft carrier docked in your city, otherwise they would have been fucked. Maybe next time!
>>524150416>Why the fuck would we want war with Norway?exactly. why would you?ask yourself.no sane person would even dare to think of such thing
>>524149405>midnight schizposting from norrbaggeWhat timeline are we in?
OP is not Norwegian, but a kike behind a proxy.Stop responding to these retarded slide threads.
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>>524153278>why so hostile?>proceeds to brag about rapinggee wonder why
>>524151381Imagine every girl in your country looks like that.
>>524149405OK. Now this is pretty badass.
>>524149405SNAP BACK TO REALITYhttps://imgur.com/ships-of-us-navy-as-of-april-2015-awVKTLr
>>524155077rly (no check)being norwegan is a social construct
>>524154867Exactly!!! So no thanks! kek
What have you been smoking?
>>524149405Found the jew
