He's done!
>>524153253I am more energized than ever, but I need monies ;_;
>>524153253Eat this last meal
>>524153253Popeye's sucks. It's nigger-tier like Church's and Burger Kang.
>>524153253Apparently, he's mad at Popeye's Five Nights and Freddy's 2 meal? Must've really been bad if he had to make a whole video about how he couldn't eat it.
omg this faggot is such a pussy. I'd love to choke him
It's for the best. He needs to begin his next arc of writing and narrating cosmic horror.
>>524153577he'd throttle you with his own tie and force a fag like you to suck him off
>>524153253>anorexic schizo eceleb says thing
>>524153577His sharp nails will slice your jugular.
>>524153253I expect this man, to become a Knight.
>>524153253
>>524153721He either plays guitar or the trooned out meme is true and he is boy doing on vid...>>524153472It used to be good like 10 years ago. It fell off so hard.
>>524153577you wouldn't do shit
>>524153472popeye's sold to burger king's parent company, that's why it's been shit ever since then
>>524153253Dude needs to go to a hospital, he's slowly wasting away
>>524153253Can't blame him. Fast food is making him review overpriced glorified happy meals for retarded adults. He's need to start review real food. The gimmick of eating slop while dressed for fine dining has run its course.
>>524153253Imagine if he went on a healthy food binge.Now THERE'S the end of the content kek.
It was at that moment, having gone direct from Trump to Reviewbrah's merciless annihilation of Popeyes, that a political consultant in the greater DC suddenly hit on the solution to the problem he'd been wrestling with nearly ten years had the truth been known. He picked up the phone and dialed feverishly and as the call was answered spoke without even waiting for the person on the other end to speak.>I think we can still save the republic but it depends on the answer to this question: is Reviewbrah a Democrat?
>>524153253The little bro is burned out and needs a break from all that slop he's eating.
Who actually watches this freakazoid? It was funny when he was having a schizo polcel arc but now he just does the reddit thing who cares
>>524154077He should do the opposite. Dress like a slob going to fancy restaurants.
>>524154152don't talk about our country
>>524153947>He either plays guitar or the trooned out meme is true and he is boy doing on vid...Neither, he's just autistic, anon. We don't give him a hard time about it... You should be more sensitive....
Reviewbrah and steve1989MRE - two legends of the internet
>>524153253Will he ever come out as trans? Those fingernails are unhinged.
i heard he is a baptist so i don't like him
>>524154364.Reviewbrah/AOC, the ice and fire ticket.
>>524153253This guy has the pallor of undeath about him
The point is to see how long he survives eating plastic microwave food.
>>524153253So all because of a video about eating pizza hut cheese breadsticks getting way more views than was expected compared to other videos he's moving to Rumble? Cool.
>>524154937Is that what the announcement was, I missed that entirely. I just heard him say he ate some hot ones wings from Popeyes that smelled like literal fecal matter shit and also made him feel like shit and that he’s done the math about it. I love reviewbruh and if you’re serving this man food please do your best to make it good for him. I understand if you shit on my toasted rye club sandwich, I expect it but the reviewbruh just wants to eat good food and give good reviews. I’ve done the math on that one good food=good review, shit food=shit review
>>524153369there was obviously a reason every chef in history was male up until the jews crawled in
>>524153577Review brah is a former delta force operator. He would destroy you.
Joeishungry rapes this faggot kid anyway
>>524154305I hate how this site has just become some weird zoomer irony react site like Reviewbrah is a pathetic subhuman by all accounts but everyone here pretends he is a rockstar because you have adult manchildren addicted to pretending to be stupid
>>524155937Yyyyyyyooooooooooo.... whaaaaaat?
>>524155937Fuck off nigger
>>524155937stfu zoomer nigger
>>524156214>>524156218>>524156359>it's all 30+ year old losers obsessing over a loserSee I thought it was zoomers but this is even more pathetic
>>524154077>>524154077he's dressed in fused suits, off the rack shite. It's part of the Henry Aldrich 1940's era joke. I actually talked to him about it and he'd never heard of Henry Aldrich...https://youtu.be/cLYNNCnfP6k
>>524155937Reviewbrah has been here for a long time you stupid nigger. Pre-/pol/ harbor. Shut the fuck up winterbreak faggot.
>>524154484Turk NY cabbie is stealing a big march on both of them.
>>524156678
>>524156678How does that change my point about him you pathetic 40 year old loser manchild? I am aware you pathetic losers have been worshiping him for over a decade
>>524153577Reviewbrah has become immune to physical harm by repeated exposure to the worst goyslop available. You stand no chance against his power.
>>524156551yyyOOoooo fr senpai shots fired 100 ong no cap fr. stay salty, unc. No need to be mad that ur not famous or anything lol.
>>524153577you won't do shit, fag
>>524157225>Canadian ruined his troll gimmick and posted more than once in a threadkek
>>524157289absolutely destroyed
>>524157319yyyooo you're legit not famous lmao. I'd ask u fr how that feels but idc. stay irrelevant, unc.
>>524156809Im mid 20s you stupid nigger ive literally been here since middle school. Youre being a contrarian faggot, he's been a part of site culture for a long time which is why youre being laughed. Keep trying to be different nigger
>>524156795how is this the first time i've seen this?
>>524157476>3 postsholy shit this canadian is seething>>524157485>contrarian>because I don't worship some weird loser who reviews fast food on youtubeThis parasocial relationship you faggots have with these youtubers us utterly pathetic. Go start a family you retarded zoomer faggot
>>524153253did you actually watch the video?the video is about what's the point of reviewing popeyes five night at freddies 2 partnership, and how much the chain had fallen.
>>524157674yyyoooo your country is in the einstien files. stay buttsalted lmao.
The secret lore is that he's been happily married for decades and he's just continuing this intricate larp as a hobby. Support him if you want to, but dont get left behind thinking its ok because he's also presenting the same situation.
>>524158029I can't imagine how much you must be seething to break your 1 post by this id Canadian gimmick
>>524158282Yyyooo. That's a lotta words. Too bad I'm not readin' em, LMAO.Bruh.
>>524158604>the seethe continues
>this guy looks for "new releases" at fast food places the way other people look at new movies or Netflix shows
>>524153253Did he eat shit?
>>524153253Not gonna lie, I'm still waiting for this oddball to troon out...
>>524158853yyyyyoooooo... whaaaattt
>>524157525
>>524159118seethe more
>>524153253He needs to go full Nazi!Enough of the Kike fast food jewing the masses!
>>524159188why.
>>524159328No idea why you are seething but you Canadians are generally sociopaths so you don't need reasons
>>524157674ur so mad you literal autist. keep crying>NUH NUH NO IM DIFFERENT GUISE!1! TH TH THIS THING U LIKE IS WEIRD O O OKAY?!!?1!
>>524153652that would be breddy gut. hope he does
>>524153577He'd open you up, you weak bitch
>>524159714>seething big text from the adult childless loser obsessing over a youtuber
>>524155423Yea he posted about it for hours on Twitch. He got drunk and crashed out about that pizza hut video. I didn't screencap it because I was high and eating a milk way.
>>524153577he's unironically a black belt judoka and expert at boxing
>>524160902Truth
>>524160902>he's unironically a black belt judoka and expert at boxingHe is none of those thing he just reviews fast food and has a weird disease that make him still look like a child he's has lower and upper body strength of a child keep coping
>>524153253That's a female
>>524153253>>524153522He does this every month>"what's the point? why am I still doing this?">"the slop keeps getting worse">"the slop keeps getting more expensive">*fast-forward two weeks later*>"helllloooooo everyone, this is running on empty—food review! Today I have the new Arby's double bbq goy beef sandwich!"
>>524153577Hed fucking rekt you stfu
Did he get slapped with the YooToob algorithm dry spell too? Spoonfeed me the latest, bros.
>>524153253the goyslop has taken its toll on his soul
>>524153577I would not be surprised if Reviewbrah has killed a man.
>>524153253He needs to cut his finger nails.
>>524155937We just wanna relive the teens and 20s we missed when YouTube was heckin wholesome. That's why you see all these 30+ loser videos pop up. The only thing they have is to just embrace the humiliation of it and play into the absurdity of their life by doubling down on the humiliation and exhibitionmaxx, that way something good can come of it. It's a good time waster, it's fun, doesn't require effort, you can gather a comfy audience and make people's day better and maybe even rake in some shekels after youtube takes its 99% cut before tax.
>>524153253Looks like he's Goebbelsmaxing.
>>524153577They say a guy from Isla Vista taught him to shoot.
>>524153700are you gen alpha o algo? reviewbrah is board culture
>>524155937>becomeThat's where you're wrongReviewbrah was made here a decade agoYes it was irony poisoning that made him popular, but he's been here longer than you
>>524153577>t. The newest of newfagsYou won’t do shit faggot lmao
>>524153343>>524153253I watched one of his videos recently and he's started speaking in a fake accentHe's trying to copy mid Atlantic from vintage movies but he's incorporated the shitty audio from the recording equipment at the time which the accent was designed to overcome So instead of speaking in a transatlantic accent, he's literally doing an impersonation of a shitty radioThe problem with the equipment at the time is it just couldn't pick up the full human vocal range of something Review brah, I hope you read this. Please stop with the shitty accent impersonation
>>524159496yyyyyyooooooooooooo.... why are you @ me lmao
>>524155937Schools out huh?
>>524164187What is it with you 40 year old losers with this "I wasted more of my life on this site than you" garbage flex? How do you think this is one upping anyone?
>>524164433>still seething hours later>>524164439>heh I am a 30-40 year old loser on 4chan with no wife or kids I am better than you
>>524153253>Hewwoo Evwyone
>>524164404>Please stop with the shitty accent impersonationWhat next? You going to tell Alta Sweet Tabar to stop dancing?
>>524164515lmao where u here the whole time, unc?
>>524161353does he have a disease? i thought he just doesn't eat a lot
>>524161353>>524160902>>524163264How is he so fucking skinny?He has to be forcing himself to throw up all of this garbage He's like 1920s thin.
>>524164603continue seething
>>524163264Maybe it's his job or something.
>>524153253I fucked a tranny last night bros. Am I going to die?
>>524153253I think YouTube suppresses his content. I've watched him before but YouTube won't recommend his content.
>>524164651He puts out a video every week or two. You think he eats slop every day? Even when he does his reviews, he takes a few baby bites and never finishes the food
>>524164746Youtube doesn't do a damn thing for anybody.
>>524164602On fucking ice, yes.He's not speaking in a real accent.It's exactly like if he incorporated static into his voice because he autisticlly retaught himself how to talk by listening to shitty home recorded cassettes from the 2970s but the boomer didn't dial the radio in rightThe accent s aiming for does exist, but his learning material is flawed so he isn't actually speaking that accept. He's talking in "broken microphone and blown out capacitor ", not mid Atlantic
>>524164719>maybe it's his job or somethingWell then maybe he can smile, eat the slop, and stop making the same clickbait video every 5 uploadsIf he doesn't like it, he can quit. I'm sure there are a few million mutts that would be happy to take his place
>>524164746Old dogs gotta step aside and make room for the new food slop stars like the english guy with the beard outslopping every goy with his massive stomach
>>524164404>look it upjfc you're rightwhy would he even do that on the air
>>524164872It's the Walter Winchell voice dummy. Goes with the hair style and cheap suitshttps://youtu.be/5P2yTfJ7nGI
When I grow up, I'm gonna be a youtube superstar fr, just like stewie2k and reviewbrah.
Guess not everyone has the pain tolerance to be David Joggins. Can easily imagine how this starts off as something you really enjoy, then quickly becomes a repetitive job and the existential dread sets in.
>>524156795lmao WHAT THE FUCK
>>524153253That's a she.
>>524165152you're a she.
>>524153369>picMany, many women not only fantasize about poisoning people they don't like's food, they chat about wanting to do it with other women. Good news, they're almost overwhelmingly not actual poisoners- they'll only adulterate the food with some disgusting body substance or, at worst, only a LITTLE bit of something poisonous, and the only person they typically can do this to is the man in their life. Over the years I've noticed women will fess up about shit but there's certain things you have to catch them in a candid moment or overhear it. I've never, in my life, heard men seriously chat with each other about killing, raping or injuring a woman. Do some men do that? Absolutely, but in America's feminist culture there are no brakes on acts of passion and revenge.
>>524164673Yyyoooo. Are you still awake, unc?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7jWXssdolI
>>524164939>jfc you're rightLove how you say it like you've doubted me for years
>>524153654that is not gay at all
>>524153522He says>Popeyes used to be peak>They've become so shit the last thing he reviewed literally smelled like shit and made him feel sick>Every year the popeyes reviews get fewer views/engagement than anything else, and by larger margins each year>So what's the point? Fuck popeyes
>>524153577Because he has more money than your entire family combined? I'd be mad too broke ass nigga
>>524157525>>524165148Damn I'm old
>>524165756Love the post-irony nichehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQGkaZemFGY
>>524156795>>524157525>>524166194I'm not convinced there is even a different.The 2 pics were the sameThe bitch is even on record admitting it was just a character she played. The only difference is shit didn't come out of goatse, only a bowling pin
>>524156705No he is not. I at least have heard of RB and MRE guy. Your stinky cabbie sounds terrible already.
>>524153253The last 3 times I ate fast food it gave me the shits. My body no longer recognizes it as food, only poison.
>>524165844i haven't watched one of his videos in years
>>524166760Was it Taco Bell?
>>524166796Subway, Chik-fil-a, Wendys
>>524157289He’s always been our guy >when I saw the big confederate flag in his house I knew all I needed to know
>>524164471Just turned 30Eat shit zoomer
reviewbrah has always been /ourguy/newfags leave
>>524167180WASP mutation to be hyper-aware of bucks out of safety considerations or pleasure-seeking behavior.
Who paid him to bury Popeyes? Do anons have discernment?
>>524155937I have no idea who this guy is but I already like him just because you're being such a BITCH about it anon.
he's the type that people will only miss after he's gonepeople will collect his food reviews and sell them at auction for millions of dollarssuccess after death
>>524165844>Love how you say it like you've doubted me for yearsWe all have. Maybe we'll start reading your posts again after this. Good job anon!
>>524168430Idfk how you're unblocked but you're going right back on block
>>524153577I once saw him tear a man in half on a dare. You're fucked, kiddo.
>>524164471>t. 20 year old retard that would rather discuss which niggers have the most based ass
>>524165420>>524164673>>524164603hes non-white, thats why hes bragging about being from the generation thats less than 50% white KEK
>>524153577He would review your pathetic choke hold to your face.
I'm ok with getting clickbaited by him. It proves how far good manners will take you.
>>524155937What's wrong with Reviewbrah? He's nice and quirky. He is one of the most unhateable people I've ever seen.
>>524153472Don't besmerch Church's like that. Their chicken is S-tier.
What's with his fingernails
>>524153652i can't wait till he talks about niggermanSAVE ME NIGGERMAN!
>>524154077that's what his audience requests him to review, probably because they hate him and like to see him sufferi would rather he actually went and got good food from good places, not "fine dining" sit down resturaunt shit, but the actual good fast food that's out thereit's so stupid to be reviewing shit which is already known to be absolute fucking trash like popeyes/kfc/arbys/pizza hut/taco bell/et cetera
>>524156809you do realize that my penis is so thick and so hard, that when i rape your ass, it would split in twine?your anus would never be the same again, assuming you don't immediately die from sepsis, you dumb fucking nigger
>>524166936>Subway, staffed entirely by jeets>Chik-fil-a, staffed entirely by niggers>Wendysstaffed entirely by spics when not staffed entirely by late boomers/early gen xers(depends on location)
>>524164471Kys
>>524164471Imagine being a rat that eats electricity cables all day.You exist solely to annoy superior beings, but you cannot understand why.Now imagine giving that rat the ability to post on 4chan. "why are you all so mad at me electricity cables are healthy for rats like me, you're all retards"this is what it's like to speak to a zoomer like you. You'll understand once you grow up, probably.
>>524155937Being cynical and hating everything is lazy. It doesn't make you interesting or above it all, it just makes you an asshole.
>>524153253The gimmick has gotten stale. He should make travel videos where he tries fast foods in different countries.
>>524156795Uhh uncs? This is your queen?
>>524153253Watch it. I was expecting what you suggested it was. Reality: Popeye's Chicken sucks so I'm not reviewing them anymore. lol
>>524153577Watch out guys, we got ourselves a bonafide vampire slayer over here in these parts.
>>524153577>>524153577>>524153577
>>524164161>Board culturenewfag scum
>>524153253my man needs a girlfriend to eat sum pussy 1950 style
>>524156678>winterbreak faggotLOL, nice one
>>524153253dude is ratmaxxing with that face and those talons for nails jfc
>>524153577>what a faggot>I wish I could choke himGAYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>524154077Yeah, even if doing "fast food" he should be doing real high end stuff.Wish he moved to New York desu and did reviews at like Bodegas and stuff like that. Should do the same thing as the Rate My Takeaway guy and bring his own table.Also if he was in New York he could also do reviews on suits and shit like that.
>>524154152I feel like he’s just nothing, somehow totally isolated, doesn’t even read the news.
>>524153253Wow those nails.She's definitely transitioning soon.
>>524164651Probably eating disorder. His teeth are fucked up due to some quack dentist (notice how he only eats from one far side of his mouth). If you listen to his radio show it's also clear he's severely depressed and has a pretty bad anxiety disorder.
>>524167180Reviewbrah has always been hilariously thin skinned. If you didn't like any of his suits he would straight up reply shit like "and you're a fucking faggot nigger".Only reason he doesn't is because his dad stopped him to save the channel.
>>524167180wdym he was always our guy? did people really forget he was originally a robot from r9k?
>>524174862C'mon lad
>>524175759He's basically a successful chud with a decent personality.
>>524177279Hes a rat.
>>524155937what the fuck is thisfucking janny nigger trannies
it sucks that he can't say the real reason fast food places are so bad now. it's niggers
>>524177354take a deep breath do a 360 and walk away.lurk moar.
For me it's Mike Brady from oceanliner designs
>>524153902kek
>>524177354You aren't allowed to speak negatively of reddit here. This is a reddit friendly board now. Sorry chud.
>>524177549Niggers, spic goblinas that look like they're melting, coal burning nigger loving whores, fat out of shape white dudes. It's basically a conglomerate.
>>524177766But everyone hates redditfags. Even redditfags hate redditfags.
>>524153253goyslopbrahs, give it to me straight. i think the very hot ones chicken that smells liek shit and makes you sick is what T-Mobile is going to offer today for a T-Mobile Tuesday special. is he right? I never smelled fried chicken that smelled like shit or made me sick before. Should I chance it and take the T-Mobile deal?
>>524153577While banging his bussy? You faggot.
>>524153577take ur meds muttfag, before you hurt yourself with that edge
>>524164651He's a speed freakT. Guy who had the same plug
>>524153253first time on youtube?views are down. time to save the channel. what video?>i'm giving up>i'm sorry>what's the poiint>i can't do this anymoreaudience that disengaged comes back immediately to see if creator an heroes (they don't, how could they upload the video?)rinse. repeat.
>>524164471You triggered a lot of losers with this comment
>>524153577Reviewbrah>jeet>you
Looks how many brown trannies and faggots showed up to talk shit on reviewbrah. You’re all gay, I’d rather watch reviewbrah review a wet napkin that Taco Bell is passing off as your home countries native dish then watch your frumpy dump ass
>>524156795kek
>>524155937this>WHAT DID U SAY U LIL BITCH?>I'LL HAVE U KNOW I JACKED IT 10X TO MY ECELEBS ASSHOLE TODAY/pol/ is full of normie faggots
>>524153577>i'd love to choke himyou sound like the faggot
>>524153577He will make cartel torture videos seem like sundayschool and review your insides you absolute nigger
>>524183692What are you talking about? This is a magical place. I wished Elon a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in Klingon the other day and I really believe it’s possible that somehow, someway he may have seen it or got the message. Even if he didn’t, it wouldn’t have been possible without this magical place
>>524153253Xhe's coming out finally!!!
>>524153902
>>524184321yeah, you're gay as shit from a gay man's AIDs ridden ass
>>524184400fucking lmao
>>524164471>you 40 year old losersThey had sex during their best yearsYou haven't had pussy since it had you wizard
>>524156795
>>524184641 sick burn man. “Youre gay as shit” ya got me partner. It’s so over for me
>>524164651Genetics.Some people are blessed.
>>524184641
>>524153253He needs to cut his disgusting ass nails.
>>524153253>"Do I really just review fast food slop on youtube?" You can see him questioning what hes doing, he knows its soulless. So many amazing channels out there, and sadly his channel is not one of them.
>>524153253Quads and he kills himself
>>524153577
>>524176104>His teeth are fucked up due to some quack dentist (notice how he only eats from one far side of his mouth). He probably needs to extract a decayed wisdom but is too autistic to let that.
>>524184961With how many people are talking about his fingernails I’d never cut them. He should put them in a showcase and get an insurance policy on them. Reviewbrah is the most talked about hand model in the game it seems
>>524153253this thread again>208 replies>off topic>extremely low effort post>advertising>spammingthis thread breaks so many different rules
>>524184961Fuck, I really hope he's not trooning out.
>>524153577This is what he looks like under the suit. Good luck.
>>524163264Arby’s is good
>>524185313>muh rulesAn anglo poster of course.
>>524164404new joe list dropped?
>>524153253>ReviewbrahRIPhttps://youtu.be/G0S9eEhxNKk
>>524153947Prob guitar I've got em tooEyes would not survive a fight with me
