REPORTS ARE COMING IN ALL OVER THE COUNTRY OF NUMEROUS UFO SIGHTINGSBUCKLE UP FAGGOTS CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING >https://www.foxnews.com/us/pilot-reports-ufo-hovering-beside-jet-leaving-air-traffic-control-stunned-good-luck-aliens
Aliens are literally a less important issue than the 2020 election being stolen
>>524159242Are the aliens hot?
>>524159242They are trying to stop Trump from releasing the Epstein files.
>>524159242Forgot the pic
>>524159354NO
>>524159354Kinda. If you like elves, I mean.
>>524159376Not fair, I want to get raped by an alien
>>524159242ok but where's the epstien files
>>524159656UP YOUR ASSHOLE
>>524159572>no tail0/10
>>524159242>bullshit le spooky story originally aired on Halloween getting republished today I hate brown people
>>524159354>Are the aliens hot?
>>524159722Cool story bro
>>524159722the only thing there is indian food
>I seen’t itAnd other factual news from real people with no reason to lie other than fame and fortune
>ARE WE ALONE?yes, bye
We would it be aliens and not advanced human tech? Townsend Brown invented gravetic propulsion in the 1920's. Imagine how much that has been improved on in 100 years. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biefeld%E2%80%93Brown_effect
>>524159304This, it's not like they're going to do anything about kikes
>>524159404me on the left
>>524159242EGLIN NOT SENDING THEIR BEST TODAY INCIDENTALLY FUCK JEWS AND JEETS
Aliens have always been here and yet it doesn't matter, they won't do shit and you still have to go to work in the morning
No we aren't alone a bunch of alien races came together in their council and deemed us too dangerous for the galaxy and planet locked us
>>524159354Since man first looked up at the skies, he has dreamed of having sex with them. See: the myth of Tithonus.We have learned, with great sadness, that we cannot fuck the sky. We will not be the peerless hero who deflowers the virgin sun or the lady of the moon. We cannot even make love to the stars.But we hope that there will be living creatures who dwell in the stars. We hope that we can reach them and find friendship, that our species is not the sole intelligent life, alone in all the heavens, growing ever more maddened by its isolation. No, that we cannot accept. There must be others.And when we find them, we _will_ have sex with them. Their blood may be acid and they may breathe poison, but we _will_ have sex with them. They may have clawing razors for genitals and limbs that would crush our human frames as easily as we can crush a baby’s skull, but we _will_ have sex with them, and you can count on it.How, you ask? You are like the early caveman who asked Thog Uklakala how when he said he would fight a saber-toothed tiger and win.You do not understand what it is to be human, to wish to have sex with the sky and cuddle with the stars, to want to travel to distant worlds and fuck their strange female-analogues, to wish to hunt the giant saber-toothed tiger and walk away, to wish to be a little girl. These are things that we cannot do with our bodies alone.If we find aliens, we will have sex with them, just as we soar across the sky, just as we traveled to the moon, just as Thog hunted the saber-toothed tiger at the dawn of man.We _will_ have sex with them, no matter what difficulties we may face along the way. We _will_ have sex with them, because if it comes down to it WE’LL BUILD A MACHINE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.
What are you going to do if this happens to you?
