with WW3 just few diet cokes away how the FUCK do you avoid this?
>>524161084Simple as: make a little obstacle course for the draft officer to get to your doorway. Just a friendly one that doesn't harm him of course.
War is hell
>>524161084Russia and Ukraine are gonna have an unfair advantage at next years paralympic games.
>>524161084WHy are their arms so long ?
>>524161084start blowing up drone factories
>>524161084You don't. That's the whole point of World Wars, to take out the bravest and most capable young men. The ones most likely to rise up against their evil Jewish overlords. Have fun playing legless soccer.
>>524161238AI slop
Sorry daddy government, I'm unvaxxed so I can't be part of the army ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>524161084Modern warfare is gay. Back in medieval times you got some cool scars, maybe lost an eye and got to wear a cool eye-patch, but i’d imagine it was pretty rare to lose a limb, especially legs. Modern warfare simply ain’t worth it. No glory.
>>524161084>how the FUCK do you avoid this?Expell the jews from your countries before they send you off to a White meat grinder and replace you with jeets and chinks.
>>524161084Look how unphased they are.This is what makes them a goyim NPC.They feel nothing when they get maimed, their "life" "destroyed". Yet as NPCs, this is their purpose. No soul no problem.
>>524161566Because in medieval times you would bleed yourself to death if you were lucky or have an extremely painful death while your body slowly succumbed to infection.
>>524161626They'd just as well do it to others too, and feel nothing about it. Mere flesh automatons driven by instinctual forces programmed into their DNA by the Archons.
>>524161084Go into the navy or chairforce. You're not likely to step on a landmine sitting on your ass
>>524161084just go around the minefields bro
>>524161566In medieval times you died of diarrhea camping outside of a castle waiting for them to run out of food
>>524161626-_-"Better to go through this life maimed with your soul in heaven than having a full body and lose your soul in hell"
>>524161084Put some armor on them and some tank threads and let them roll back onto the field of honor.WH40k grimdark
>>524161651Much better than getting KTFO by a bomb and revived in a hospital with a charred body.>sorry, we had to amputate your cock and legs.>and arms.>and your face melted.>otherwise you have a full life ahead of you.
>>524161084Simply refuse to fight? You niggas always seem to forget that the military literally cannot make you fight. They might throw your ass in prison but they can't make you pick up the gun and kill people. IDK about Russian army, but for any amerifats here just act totally insane, depressed and neurotic and they probably won't let you stay in the army.
>>524161084Hide in a shipping container. Preferably filled with something good
>>524161084Stay strapped and dont let them kidnap you...But if that fails, i was actually reading that for some reason in Russia and Ukraine, the guys have gone tourniquet crazy. You are only supposed to keep them on for an hour or so and if you keep them on too long the whole limb dies and has to get amputated. Ironically a could number of the guys you see missing legs and arms probably could have kept the limb if they did keep it in the tourniquet for hours
>>524161084Diet Shasta drove King Terry insane. Diet Coke will finish off President Bandage-hand's brain function
>>524161919Like the video to one from Metallica
>>524161626The ones who are positive make a better recovery. It can lay the foundation to an ambitious, productive life. The little stump prosthetics are like training wheels for full-sized legs
>>524161651Point stands I think. Much less embarrassing to die of your wounds than to live as a weird joke of a cripple. This is leaving aside that medieval warfare was decided in much larger part by skill of arms since most fighting was done with muscle. Modern battlefields are mostly decided by luck, you either happen to show up in someone's crosshairs or you don't. Most of the dead never knew what killed them.
>>524161975they literally can
>>524161084I'm 4F, not my problem.
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