About time somebody finally thought about the heckin lobsterinos
>>524164393The evil UK shows mercy to creepy crustaceans but abuses its own people
Thank GOD someone stepped in to take care of Mister Pincers.
>>524164393Animal rights>Bongs finally following in Hitlers footstepsFucking heathens
i remember right after going vegetarian in 2015 i saw a lobster in a tank in the window of a viet place as i was walking at night, and we seemed to make eye contact and i felt so bad for it. “o yahweh you deliver man and beast” - psalm 36
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>>524164393I always thought that was fucked up and least bash there brains in first.
Is it still leave for pakis and hindoos to do the needful with white girls?
>>524164503fpbp
>>524164393Stop eating meat
>>524164393Britbongs really going to compete with India with who has the most food poisoning per capita.
I dont get people who boil it alive or dead i find the tomalley fucking disgusting so i split that fucker from head to tail and clean it before cooking
>>524164503Their government is just afraid people will realize what is happening to them if they boil to many lobsters
>>524164393That's the bloody thing about lobsters, are they screaming when they go into the pot, like really screaming? Or is that just your unconscious?
>>524164393I believe it's a good change.>>524164503Lobsters are just food while native Britons are enemy combatants. It makes sense that the government would prioritize them
>>524164393Animal cruelty laws should not cover lobsters, as lobsters are not animals. They are seafood.
>>524164813This.
>>524164747>(((berg)))
>>524165288>lobsters are not animals
>>524164393Suffering releases negative meta physical energies that are destructive to the collective consciousness.Reducing suffering is always a good thing
This is a joke. A lobster being boiled dies in seconds compared to cows getting their throats slashed and bleeding out for several minutes to make kosher meat. Ban kosher meat, and halal meat if they don't stun the animal.https://vimeo.com/489217488
>>524165663>>524165288The UK will ban this, but not hanging a cow upside down and letting it bleed to death slowly, instead of simply stunning and beheading them.
>>524164393Imagine being such scum that you would be against stopping torture
>>524164393Because they need that boiling water for white people
>>524164969Ah mon amis you are supposed to wear the lobster on your head as a hat like a proud Acadian. >>524165136I cant eat lobster after reading Jordan Peterson, anon. I hear the screaming too.
>>524164503British citizens won't snib you though.
>>524165439Zoidberg is pretty plainly a mel brooks style jewish character but his personality isn't really stereotypically jewish. Maybe Billy West just thought it was a fun different voice to do, since he voices basically every single character.
i oppose the intentional and unnecessary creation of suffering in all forms at all times in all places.sadism is an inherent part of human psychology because hurting people is a necessary mechanism of social control and so we are programmed to enjoy the process of hurting acceptable targets, but this is evil. cruelty is uncivilised, and those who cannot master their sadistic impulses and replace them with rational appraisal and constructive action have no place in any future worth building.
>>524164393how are they going to enforce this though ? Will they put cameras in every bodies kitchen ? Or will they just kill the lobster when it is sold ? I'm glad labour is doing this now they will get the arthropod vote and also hens and puppies.
>>524164393I’m calling it here. A White man will get 40 months in prison for boiling a lobster the same week an African migrant gets released, without jail, for throwing acid on a woman’s face.
>>524164813agreed. I refuse to eat at any place that boils lobsters alive. indifference for the suffering of animals is straight up nigger behavior.
>>524164393In other news, cases of bacterial poisoning increase by 10,000%.
>>524165958Seafood aficionados don’t sue or stab their critics like the niggers of Abraham do.>>524166258> lobsters screaming Is this real?
>>524164393People always killed suffering animals who would die anyway. Even Americans did it, I saw it in American western movies when they shoot a crippled horse, for example.
>>524164393It's a bug. As others have said if they really cared about animal suffering they'd end middle eastern ritual slaughter of sentient mammals like cows
>>524166460Why do you worship whites? They don't see you as one of them, you're just a money bag for them. Once Trump refused to pay for the Western European shit, they openly started to call mutts stupid.
>>524164393Loving all the pro-animal threads on 'chan lately. Almost makes me forget about the gore porn.
>>524166517Yes. They go "eeeeeeee" as they are being boiled alive.We diverged from lobster like, 350 million years ago maan, clean your room and do meth.>>524166570You guys launched a dog into space, dont comment on what other countries do.
>>524164682>>524164571>vegan freaksHitler was never a vegetarian. It’s an urban legend from the 70s hippy era which the jews grabbed and ran with.
>>524166900:')
>>524164393How are you supposed to kill them? Can't imagine a more humane way then instant death
>>524166460retardwhen was the last time someone got punished for sth like that (sth that's already illegal)?exactly. never happens. it should though, even if subhumans may disagree
>>524164813>>524164969>>524165331>>524166484Retards. You’re risking bad, FAST bacterial growth by not just boiling. Hopefully you get bacterial poisoning And die off, I really don’t need anymore freakshow vegans shitting up the country.
>>524164393About time somebody >Consider the Lobster
>>524166570Modern americans are an AIDS-infected version of bolshevik freakshows that ruined your country before they came here.
>>524166900Retard vegan. This isn’t pro animal it’s anti-health.
>>524166728Vegan freakshow bolsheviks want to empower MENAs and destroy white people.
>>524166793White means Germanic, which I am. You’re a Slav, which is not White. I don’t Worship people, that’s what abrahamists do, I admire and aspire to be better tomorrow, than I am today. That’s what White people do, as we have (or at least used to) great role models. Sadly, the great Slavs were all killed by the Bolsheviks, so it makes sense that you would worship Semitic deities and not your ancestors. I’m sorry for the loss of your best people, Rusanon. I hope one day you find proper role models to aspire to, once again.
>>524164393The lobster with his pincers to the sky asking you about his faith in Dagon and Cthulhu.
>>524164393bullet to the head is the only humane way to kill a lobster.
>>524164393Obligatoryhttps://youtu.be/GP6F0y3eU0Q?si=a2WRWTmWPI7ee4Fn
>>524164393based
>>524166997Your file got deleted but I've probably seen it. Can you describe it in words?
>>524164393ban white people foodallow halal and kosherwelcome to keir
>>524167605Goring banned vivisection, did not know that.
>>524164503they should stop doing the second one, not the firstis it that hard to kill the lobster before you cook it?
>>524168413VPN?Or first ever slant-eye to have empathy for animals?
>>524168468Japan loves cute animals, are you new?I mean people also eat them, but still, it shouldn't be that surprising that the place which created pokemon and slaps cat pictures everywhere has animal rights types
>>524164393Snibbety!>>524167135He is the monster.
>>524168413>tf>tpCome on now
>>524167646Accidentally the wrong file.Then went to make dinner.
>>524167605>he's literally me.Having wild animals as frens and pets is a sign of a high power level/tism.
>>524164503Crabs and lobsters haven't done half the evil anglo-jews have committed.
>>524164393DROOL BRITANNIABRITANNIA IS IN THE GRAVEBRITONS ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS WILL BE SLAVESp.s. Putin is a kike
>>524164503Evil United KingdomShow mercy to creepy crustaceansHer own people are raped
>>524164993This was a good joke but I think it's undercut by the phrase actually referring to a boiled frog
>>524167127Retard you can chill them first, stab the brain and toss in boiling water.
>>524164393>people say they're animal lovers>act like hitler by supporting factory farms that shove them in cages or literally gas them
>>524167127I'm not a vegan, and since you can't see my flag I actually still have a country isn't already full of niggers and mutts.>OH SAY CAN YOU SEElmao go hang yourself, McDonalds.
>>524164393RIP French kitchen>>524164503>evil boils the people and saves the insectsFits them like a glove, really
>>524171726No one is gassing animals, nor jews.
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