>get home after a 17 hour shift>snuggle into bed>phone starts screaming because a boomer went for a walkwhy is this legal?
>>524166945you can turn them off in your notification settings. fuck all alerts. i pay my goy tax. im not doing their job too
>>524167024i turned off amber alerts but they still go through because those niggers probably use the wrong channel. i will have to turn off everything
>>524166945Who on God's green Earth has their ringer turned on in the Year of our Flame 1 Before Kirk?
>>524166945just turn off the ((phone))oh you can't
>>524166945Yea I turned all that shit off.>Oh yea let me hop outta bed at 2am and look for a grey honda civic
>>524166945I hate that shit. Especially when it is just a child in safe custody of a biological parent, who is late for the CPS appointment.
>>5241669455 or 6 years ago this was getting ridiculous with Code Orange alerts because Mohammed Umar abducted his 2 year old son in Montreal every second day. No more. Now it's just weather alerts for blizzards that never arrive.
>>524167024At least on my phone there's no way to turn them off without also disabling the weather emergency alerts. Which needs to fucking change because I'd like to be able to get the alerts about shit like possible tornadoes without having my phone scream at me in the middle of the night because some dumfuck single mom came home too drunk to remember that her kid was at a sleepover.
>>524166945>harnett county>lollington>shittown>turdlington>sperg springs>barclaysville>kikeling>shabbat springswhy are mutts like this?
>>524168163>just turn off the ((phone))>oh you can'tfun fact: jap iphones can't have the camera sound disabled, due to endemic upskirt photography.kys, weeb.
>>524171546I would never think to do this, normally but If I ever visit japan I'm gonna install the loudest possible camera sound effects and take pictures of everyone.If they kick me out and close their borders then the world is a better place.
