>be me
>drinking with girl in my parents driveway
>making out
>getting some tit
>she’s grabbing for dick
>5AM, sun is coming out
>oh shit how is it that late already, better hurry this up
>knock on the window
>it’s my dad
>”you ready to toss some bales or what?”
>forgot I committed to throwing 600 bales for a family friend that morning
>say goodbye and get in truck, still a little drunk and exhausted
>show up to bale trailers and it’s just two old guys with bad backs and me, other younger help flaked
>I end up throwing every bale, hungover, no sleep, and worst of all is the blue balls which are swollen and insanely tender
>old fucks cannot stop laughing
Only time it’s ever happened to me but I feel like all other discomfort in life is turned down for me now