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be Britain
recognise that crabs and lobsters feel pain
decide that boiling animals alive for tradition’s sake is messed up
actually change the law instead of just talking about it
meanwhile other countries still arguing whether suffering “counts” if it’s inconvenient
this isn’t nanny state nonsense, it’s basic decency
killing animals for food is one thing
torturing them because “that’s how we’ve always done it” is another
if you can’t humanely stun a lobster before cooking it, maybe you shouldn’t be cooking lobster
proud to be British when we lead on stuff like this
progress doesn’t always mean bigger tech or more money
sometimes it just means being less cruel than yesterday
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UK cares more about the safety of lobsters than little girls getting raped and beheaded by mudslims.
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>>524187913
If they actually cared about animal suffering they would ban all kosher and halal meats.
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>>524187913
This is the same suicidal empathy that leads to ahmed raping your sister.
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>>524187913
Cuck lobster
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>>524187913
But you guys banned knives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W37TDK6dBM&t=3s
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>>524187913
>for tradition’s sake
To cook them properly
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>>524188168
Cuck lobster
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oh the irony
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>>524187913
I thought this was already illegal.
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>>524187913
>lets save the lobsters with unenforceable nanny state nonsense laws
>meanwhile, fuck the people
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>>524188064
FPBP
I'd tell bongs to fix their countries, but the only ones left on here are pakis
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>>524188064
because briish lives don't matter
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>>524187913
I once said the extinction of Britain's was a good thing and would help the world heal once.
I am still right,
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>>524187913
Wait til they hear about kosher and halal slaughter.
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>>524187913
Lol ban circumcision
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>>524187913
Fun fact, Halal food means the animal has to be awake and conscious when you slit its throat

So the same Muslims that are taking you over and filling your streets with kebab are making that kebab from sweet little lambs who they stared into the waking eyes of while they slit its throat
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>>524188064
lmfao
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>>524188545
hey, cool it with the antismegmatism!
just keep your mouth shut and keep paying for the jooo tax on your food.
check your foodcontainers for these nifty little tax stamps.
yes, you pay some tiny hat with every food purchase for his superstition
did you know?
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>>524188590
The progress of history inevitably ends in self-erasure. Self destruction (South africa) is the end result of liberalism and the myth of progress.
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>>524188583
the sucking too?
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>>524188583
too late for karl.
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Time to buy stock in the Crustastun company

https://youtu.be/k05xR7gHJ_0?t=127
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>>524188064
You care more about sucking kike cock,than kikes rapi g white kids
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>>524187913
You guys really just need to beat kier starmer to death in a public forum
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>>524187913
seems like my lobster guillotine business is finally going to kick off
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>>524188064
Because we are allowed to eat lobsters, not little girls. As a matter of fact little girls are completely useless. Can not even start chatting with them in public because some cunt will get the wrong idea.
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>>524188805
Always a memeflag talking shit to me on /pol/. So brave, kek.
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>>524188868
>beating
Thats too kind. I suggest skinning, dismemberment, disembowelment, burning, decapitating, and quartering
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>>524187913
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>>524188909
>Because we are allowed to eat lobsters, not little girls.
You local kebab shop has other ideas
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>>524187913
Good, now ban halal and kosher food
I'll wait
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>>524189089
the one on "the island"?
or the one in ceasarea?
epstein is alive and lives in ceasarea.
think it through.
the last taboo is cannibalising children after torturing them
"the rich" are bored to death. so, they need to break taboos for entertainment. what is the last taboo?
there you go.
these "people" are monsters
look at altmam. fucking his little sister.
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>>524188805
Show hands
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>>524188064
this isn’t a spaniard btw
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Shellfish rapidly decompose starting the second they die. This decision will kill people.
Which is the point
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>>524189432
Selling lambs to muslims is the least of your problems, retard
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>>524188064
fpbp
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>>524189488
I'm from Valencia, Spain. Come talk shit to me in my face, dickhead.
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>>524187913
How does this stack up against halal butchering of every other animal?
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>>524188799
seems like a knife to the brainstem is pretty quick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvSUalzJvcU
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>>524188064
They’re just trying to humiliate the whites. UK is the most captured jewish state.
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>>524187913
>this isn’t nanny state nonsense, it’s basic decency
GPT post
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>>524187913
You smash their brains with a hammer then you boil them?
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>>524187913
Isn’t there more impou to care about in Britain
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>>524189847
important*
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>>524187913
>>524188064
>>524188069
>>524188073
This is why Europeans are going on extinct.
They care more about a fucking crustacean than their own citizens.
Suicidal empathy.
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>>524187913
It's not really a problem to kill the lobster before you boil it, you just shove an ice pick into it's brain. It's not hard to do and there's zero difference in how it tastes. So why not just kill it before you boil it, why do you even have to legislate it, everyone should just be doing that.

>>524188064
But also this. Maybe worry about the pakijeet rape gangs raping all the little girls over there before you worry about fucking lobsters.
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>>524189758
My understanding was that lobsters don't have a brain and centralized nervous system like humans do and that boiling is actually the fastest way to destroy everything at once.
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>>524190043
Lobsters dont have a brain you bleeding heart retarded faggot.
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>>524188069
they're happy to target foods jews can't eat
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>>524190391
>oh yeah but ACHSYALLY tomatoes are TECHNICHCALLY a fruuuuuuuuuit BTFO LOL SWEATY
kys
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>>524188799
this is what it looks like when I'm trying to scan a live lobster at the self checkout at Kroger's
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>>524190559
Faggots hate facts
You will realize you will never be a woman before I kill myself.
Karma is a bitch troon
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>>524190043
Wouldn’t dat cause da lobsta pain bruv’? You needa loiscense fer a ice pick ova dhere bruv. Can’t give dem pooa sea scorpions da pain bruv, we only have like 17 billion left on the sea floor.
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>>524190257
You are correct. The “screams” of lobsters that faggots scream about themselves is just steam exiting the carapace. Boiling completely kills a lobster instantly. Using a knife to its brain kills the lobsters primary motor functions but as its a simple organism its “pain” receptors (which are actually, run away, dangerous! Receptors because they cannot process a more complex though) will be firing nonstop. It’s like putting a dog in an electric chair on low voltage. Just constant flaring nerves. Most humans are retards.
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>>524190673
>You will realize you will never be a woman before I kill myself.
Ok, I just realized that. Now uphold your end of the bargain, pledditor.
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>>524190391
>>524190559
They literally don't >>524190257
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mussels and stuff need to be alive when you cook them. wonder what they'll do about that lol

also echoing the "ban halal/kosher" sentiment.
i've never had a kebab and i do not support foreign "businesses" such as takeaways, takeaways, TAKEAWAYS (do you fucking get it yet? stop buying from them, make your own food) barbers, mobile repair shops, corner shops, off-licences, taxis etc (ALL criminal fronts for drugs, kiddy-fiddling etc).

if there is a foreigner behind the counter in a "normal" shop i walk out and do not shop there again.
on the very rare occasion i have to go to a petrol station i do not know because i'm desperate for petrol and a fucking jeet is running it i only buy enough to get home and never go to that petrol station again.

at least the regular shops, pubs and petrol station round my way are safe for now.
although i did see a little young chink girl working in one of the co-ops but i'll give her a pass, and by pass i mean my dick, and by dick i mean i'd thumb in my semi (at best) and finish in about 3-5 pumps. if you get my meaning.
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Next they should band all insect traps as insect in them die in pain. Imagine a fungi gnat getring stuck on onw of those sticker, slowly dying from dehidration and starvation.
How retarded one has to be to care about a fucking fish or lobster suffering, when those aren't sentient beings.
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>>524187913
It’s not an animal, it’s a fucking insect! Why are we allotting rights to insects?!
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>>524191116
hm, new here?
jooos are "not allowed" to eat lobster
so, they can use this for demoralization.
yeah, you are new here.
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>Be Bongistani
>Want to eat lobster
>Can’t ride to the grocery store because bike tires are banned
>Can’t boil the lobster because boiling lobsters is banned
>Can’t kill the lobster another way because knives and hammers are banned
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>>524189995
Its been this way for a long time sadly.
Its what happens when you have a moral identity instead of a racial/ethnic one.
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>>524187913
>i need to eat animals that are still alive
Ok, chink
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Also halal and kosher butchering is presumably allowed, even though it involves slitting the animal’s throat while it’s fully aware and thrashing around instead of stunning it or ramming a bolt directly into its brain.
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>>524188069
>nooo you have to pump the animal full of drugs or put them in fucking gas chambers before you slaughter them
You are a pussy. There is nothing wrong with natural slaughter. Our ancestors did it for thousands of years.
When I shoot a dear it can take 15 minutes for it to die while I track it.
If this bothers you, you shouldn’t be eating meat.

There are valid reasons to dislike Muslims - but slaughtering meat by traditional methods is not one of them.
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>>524187913
dumb niggers you are supposed to drop the lobster into already boiling water which kills it instantly
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>>524191506
oy, ezra coinblatt reporting in
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>>524191116
>Why are we allotting rights to insects?!
in this country we not only give them rights, we give them free housing in 5 star hotels, food, healthcare etc while we leave our native humans to sleep in tents and never get a council house.
the lobsters have noted how we give all this to subhuman insects and now want a piece of the action - this is just a first step in the inevitably growing cause for lobster rights.

personally i don't mind if the lobsters rise up and take the place of jeets, a jeet is too weak to fight one in unarmed combat and i'd rather have a lobster as an mp or even the prime minister because the current one is some skinsuit wearing demon freak trying to emulate a human
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>>524191620
Drawing him and posting it online would be a hate crime
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>>524187913
can the British get even more retarded?
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>>524187913
do the lolis in the quintessentially british lolikebab have to be slaughtered humanely also
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>>524191702
someone beat you to it.
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>>524191795
hold my beer
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>>524191702
i got lots and then some...
jooos are hilarious
read haaretz and times of isreal
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>>524191506
>When I shoot a dear
homophobe
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>you vill eat ze bugs
>nooo not like THAT!
>bugs heckin feel pain too! let the mosquito bite you!
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>>524187913
Cool
Now ban halal slaughtering
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>>524188064
Typical white priorities
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>>524191506
Why are people this retarded allowed to exist? Halal and Kosher execution methods are of the harshest and most painful ways to kill an animal. They literally bleed the animal out while it's alive, basically using the animal's own fear and heart pumping to slowly bleed itself to death.

The "tradition" you refer to as "traditional" is a barbaric horror invented by the same people that burned children for Moloch you retarded fuck. Europeans didn't do shit like this ever.
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>>524187913
How do they know how I cook them? If they don't know then what the point of the law is
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>>524188583


>>>/wsg/6033481

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763685313379940.webm
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>>524188064
A Bongs life is worth less than lobsters'.
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>>524187913
Kek! You need a knife with a sharp tip to kill a lobster. Are they going to unbanned those?
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I'd worry more about teen girls that fell victims to paki grooming gangs desu
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>>524189829
You need a sharp knife. Those are also illegal in bongland.
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>>524188064
Obviously, white people are considered monsters to be gotten rid of in the minds of British intelligence agents
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>>524187913

They care more about lobsters and crabs than the young girls getting raped by the hordes of sandniggers they let invade their country.
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>>524188064
Yea pretty much. Britain is probably going to look completely alien in 10 years and people will treat them like a middle eastern country without oil.
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>>524189778
What do you mean?
The controlled opposition agents like nick Fuentes constantly tell us that Labour is BETTER than the Tories and not to trust farage cuz he’s a Zionist or something.

Didn’t you hear that Britain RECOGNIZED Palestine! THEY DID THE THING! That means that they’re totally not run by Mossad pedo rings passing hate speech laws designed to reverse the anti-Israel sentiment wile flooding ALL western countries with the MOST pro Israel population of non-whites on planet earth: Indians. Nothing against Indians but that’s why they’re being brought in on mass, to help create a new non-white Zionist voter base
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>>524191506
Way to show your ignorance on what kosher and halal slaughter is. Traditional slaughter is just killing the animal fastest cleanest way possible. Kosher and halal kill the animal slowly and put the animal through unnecessary pain and stress which isn’t good for the meat quality.
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>>524188064
/thread bonglandia btfo
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>>524189995
These laws are being passed as a means of humiliating amalek.

Don’t get it twisted. Don’t be fucking retarded. There is no reason other than that
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>>524187913
It's just too funny that the rights of crabs and lobsters are defended more than normie bongs.
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>>524187913
whay about them halal dishes tho
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>>524193126
Cuck lobster
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>>524187913
now let's work on banning infant sexual mutilation
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>>524191116
>It's not a human, it's a fucking dog! Why are we allotting rights to dogs?!
Average Chinese mindset
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>>524188064
Lmao fpbp
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>>524193356
how about the sucking?
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>>524193479
Cuck lobster
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>>524187913
The videos of Chinese blowtorching live dogs get posted a lot here. They think it makes the meat taste better when you cook it while the animal is alive. Same logic behind cooking lobsters alive. Will call Chinese "bugs" for roasting a live pig, then 5 minutes later call the UK pussies for banning cooking live animals.
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>>524188064
>logical fallacies by the bucket
if-then-ism
Gay retard. Enjoy the death of your racist culture!
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>>524191506
You're a pussy and you'd be a dead pussy you ever open that cock-trap in public like that, bitchmade.
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>>524187913
Oi! You got a loisence fer at’ crustacean do ya m8?
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>>524188526
This but include all the other anglo saxons and all the commonwealth countries. Then the world will be allowed to heal.
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as an american i boil my lobsters alive. if you try to stop me i will shoot you. europeans are fucking cucks
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>>524187913
Your post reads kind of like satire or bait or something but I actually agree. There is literally zero point in doing it this way. Torturing animals is gay.



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