So apparently anything that goes wrong in Europe is because of Russians.The internet goes down in France? Russians...The electricity goes out in Spain? It was the Russians...A bird poops on your jecket? You best believe that was a Russians spy drone that looked like a bird...!!!!Europeans are such diehard schitzos that right now, if you are Ukrainian you fart too loudly, then youre automatically a Russian espionage agent that is using some sort of advanced fart based explosive technology.Fucking hell, even the drone in Turkey was a larp by some rich billionaire stoking the fire...>>>link for ABC article about 145 Russian terrorist attacks in Europe<<<https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/russia-overwhelm-europe-sabotage-campaign-western-officials-128510669They are even shooting shots at Belarus for smuggling cigarettes and claim its an international gun smuggling operation.
>>524187957I took a fat shit and there is no toilet paper. Fucking Russians !
>>524188054I went outside and there was dogshit on the sidewalk... Why would the Russians do this to me!??!
>>524187957I sharted in my pants, but this wouldn't have happened if the Russians didn't scare me so much.
>>524189051Nigga thats not all they can do. They can even make your dog shit inside your house...!
>>524188220I just found the dildo I like to stick up my ass and it has shit smeared all over it!Fucking Russians!
>>524189659... I just cleaned braddar..
Donald Blumpf was elected PresidentFuckin russians
And thats not all ladies and gentlemen!!!You know the Saars and collera virus that is speading around England because of unvaccinated Jeets and desert sand bathing mega niggers!?!That was the Russians that shrunk themselves down to the size of a spec of dust so they could give you BIRD FLU!!!...Something has to be done!!! I think we should kill all of our children in a front line war with Russia so we can nuke the planet to stop miniature Russians spreading across Europe!!!...
What blew up in ziggeria today? Shills are buttmad again.
>>524189925That was crazy, I remember it. Was definitely Russian interfetterance if you ask me. I know a lot after all.
>>524189811Nigga i once went to McDonalds and there was a guy shitting in the cubicle, how would the Russians know i was going to be in that bathroom!!!???
Whats awesome is Russia has never been linked by evidence to a single "attack".Genius level covert ops
>>524190223>mfw all of the newfrens lurking rn because they cannot post.Why woukd Russia change the catcha?10/10 perfect optics. :)
