This armor looks fucking retarded
Everything about this movie looks retarded and shit.
>>524189744what is this from
Darth helmet
>>524189744It’s looks gay
Noggarius maxishaqarius
Peripheral vision is for fags
>>524189973Troy. Came out in the early 2000s I think. Was forgettable.
>>524189744probably some subtle bow to niggers bullshit from the kikes in hollywood
>>524189744I know, right? It's a good thing modern man has progressed beyond this comical bullshit.
>>524189744Faggious maximus sex
>>524189744Why is Hollywood so awful at depicting ancient history? There are also so many historical people and eras that they've never covered. I want Gilgamesh in Babylon, Akhenaten in Egypt, and the Yellow Emperor in China.
It looks BADASSIt looks like something from MARVEL or DC COMICSSICKI could imagine BATMAN wearing itWHO WOULD WIN SUPERMAN OR ACHILLES??????? I THINK SUPERMAN
>>524189744Double standards as always.The sad true is all armors are ugly and useless, there has NEVER been a fantasy / scifi full-armor that looks cool and actually protects its user.
>>524190767Retarded copeOP's pic is fantasy, that stupid batman helmet was never used in combat
Armor of this period was still very colorful, but I think everyone realized it is just a nod to Bale's edgy batman suit, since the Dark Knight was also directed by Nolan of course. Anyway it looks badass and you're never going to be historically accurate about a mythical story. At least you can actually hear the dialogue, hopefully Nolan fired his entire audio team>>524192118Cyclopses were never used in combat either. It's a fictional poem, you can reimagine whatever you want about the story. Just like how the 300 Spartans didn't actually fight the Persians half-nude but people still love the film anyway
>>524191971Unironically, one looks cool and the other one doesn'tIs that simple, I don't like soiboy wars but that design is great and it makes more sense in a sci-fi settingThere are so many ways to make a helmet look cool without going full retardedThe bronze age was the most kino era because weapons, shields and helmets had tons of cool little details and decorationsPeople who defend Nolan at this point are paid shills or soulless retards
>>524189744No, it looks pretty fucking cool. Germans don't get to wear armour though, only Roman slave necklaces.
>>524192616>meanwhile romans
>>524192555Not intimidating enough. You can see his face. You don't need to paint it black but the truth is Ithacans didn't really like full face helmets in real life, which hurts the film if you try to be accurate
>>524189744I'm partial to the historically accurate penis helmets. What's more masculine than a penis?
>>524189973dota 2
>>524192616you're a jeet-kike, thus irrelevant.go back to india.
>>524192891
>>524189973Niggerius Blaximus
>>524192977>>524193188
>>524189744What made me laugh was all the east asians in ancient Greece
Immediately made me think of Boorman's Excalibur which was historically inaccurate but kino af
>>524190342Fuck off. Troys costumes were 9/10
>>524189973>>524189855>>524189744apparently it's all based off of some woman's translation (which is shit)
>>524193188>RAPE MODE>ACTIVATED
>>524191071> Yellow emperor in chinaI’d love to see that movie
>>524189973Steamboat Willie
>>524189744movie whiners are some of the most obnoxious lifeforms in existence.Just don't go see it retard, close your eyes and walk away.
>>524189744not one of you has mentioned that it's turbojew Benny Safdie under the armor in that picshamefur dispray
>>524189744This sucks>literally the coolest thing ever
>>524194229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inqC_yDCfc4i don't need to see it when the best adaptation of the book already exist in music form
>>524189744Reminds me of Steel
>>524189973clone wars live adaptation
>>524194565you need a loicense for that
>>524192961>What's more masculine than a penis?Two swinging balls and a penis. They should have put a nut sack chin strap on it.
>>524189744Horrible movie.
>>524191071Because it's literally all propaganda that Greeks are white and shit
I'm ready for some football
>>524189744Looks like absolute shit.
>>524189744>>524189973this is akin to how weaboos imagining how samurais dressed
>>524189744Nolan is outing finally himself as a licky hack
POL THATS ME AND ANONS RETAKING THE INTERNET
>>524195281
>>524195281>whiteNo such thing. You mean not Anglo-German? Ya, no shit. It's almost like there's more than three races in the world.
is /pol/ just /b/ now
>>524196967true why are modern greeks like this
>>524196802>>524197148Greeks can indeed look gyppo, but you're cherrypicking too hard. Huwites wuz kangz n shiet is getting old.
>>524196802>>524197148
>>524189744if it looks retarded but it works then it's not retarded
>>524189744Why the fuck did they choose Marvelesque diarrhea with a fucking cringe spine cord sticking out instead of bronze like Mycenaeans would have worn during that time?Fucking kikes and their need to be excessively cringe and weird.
>>524196802>>524197148>B-but Varg told me that ancient Greeks were albinos!Can you even tan you anglo-germanic fuck?
>>524196201ITS BEEN 6 LONG YEARS BUT WE'RE COMING HOME
>>524189744it looks cool af itt historian autists malding LOL
>>524196201That you and your niggerfaggots invading the local gym lockerroom for niggerfaggot buttsex
>>524189973Ben safdie's I Am.
>>524197603YES!
Zendaya as Athena. Its over before it started.
>>524189744It looks like a black matte jaguar car
>>524189744This is the cultural marker that sends us past the point of no return. If this image doesn't invoke a sense of weimar spirited digust & dread, then you're vaxxed cattle and your brain is absolutely irreparable
>>524197224
>>524189744Just remember, everything you see and hear in movie and television is from Jewish eyes, from a Jewish mind, from a Jewish worldview. I don't know if I will ever watch this movie, but if I do I will remind myself this is not Homer, it is Homerbergstein.
>>524189973Gladiator 2
>>524189744WHERE IS SHE!?!?!
>>524189744Bogdanov type helmet.
Everything looks retarded. The environment looks dark and cold. The Mediterranean is sunny and warm. The fucking boat looks like a viking Longshot. A greek tireme is veey easy to spot. The armour is terrible. The sword are wrong too. Christ. I hope the story ad graphics make up for it bc it's so far 0/10.
>>524193848This looks a thousand times better than the hilariously goofy shit in OP. This is how you exaggerate fantasy type ancient armor without going overboard and still look good.
>>524189744Its gladiator 2, what do you expect, the film is retarded
>>524198606It’s for Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of the Odyssey. This from the first trailer that just released. Christopher Nolan is a decent director but I don’t know what the fuck he was thinking using Marvel-esque costume design for fucking Homer. It doesn’t need to be completely historically accurate but this just looks like Avengers-tier bullshit
>>524189744What's wrong with it?
>>524198386No shit they were European. What do you think modern Greeks are? I fully admit they have some racial issues now, but blondes still exist there as they do in shitaly. Your ANGLOID ass still has NOTHING to do with the ancient Mediterranean, so stop LARPing.
