Boiling something alive is pretty fucked really
>>524190852But anon you have to boil them alive because if you don’t the lobster instantly becomes infected with deadly bacteria and becomes inedible.
>>524190930>>524190852The lobsters can get bacterial population explosions within minutes of death, not boiling is mentally retarded. If someome tries to rat you out for this, just go ahead and boil them alive too. You’d be doing the world a huge fabor by getting rid of a vegan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoJxBEQRLd0why are europeans like this
>>524190852hitler did it first
>>524190852Yet another retarded baizuo activity.
>>524190852you can shoot them in the head and them boil them though
>>524190852We do it all the time to potatoes and such.
>>524191049>>524190930Then boil it to kill the bacteria >But anon of it's not boiled alive the super bacteria also gains immunity to heatLet me guess, boiling it alive makes it taste better
>>524190852Umm there is a very good reason for boiling such creatures alive. Keep your eyes on news of medical emergencies.
>>524190930Well I'm just saying kill it before you put it in the pot>>524191232The Irish don't feel pain tho
>>524190852The opinions of 3rd worlders is irrelevant.
Good news. Still waiting for the ban on kosher and halal. I'm waiting... (tapping foot)...
>>524190930But anon jews want to kill you. Did you forget about that ? This is very important, never forget (911).
>>524190930It's like lobsters are river insects that shouldn't be eaten
>>524190930Then maybe these animals were never meant to be consumed by men.
>>524191543Hmm... You may have a point. God said don't eat the sea bugs>Leviticus 11:9–12: "Of all the creatures living in the water of the seas and the streams, you may eat any that have fins and scales. But all creatures in the seas or streams that do not have fins and scales... you are to detest... you must not eat their meat."
They wont ban circumcision though, or kosher slaughter
>>524191459>Well I'm just saying kill it before you put it in the potyou cant because of the way their brains are structured. the only way to guarantee kill them is to split it in half from head to tail, which restaurants wont do since it ruins the presentation. regardless this is just UK bullshit virtue signaling via unenforceable laws. there's no way to enforce this against a residence unless someone snitches, and a restaurant just has to be sure whatever inspector shill the UK has isnt coming around
>>524190852"the UK" does not recognize the current government so you can go ahead and stop posting nonsense clickbait at christmas no one gives a fuck.
>>524190852You vill eat ze humanly cooked bugs
muh right to boil something alive!
>>524191459>The Irish don't feel pain thogotta fill em with whiskey first.
Having to eat other living things at all is kinda fucked. The whole material fleshy part of existence and the mortality that comes with it is pretty fucked. Get over it. Lifes too short to waste energy on stupid bullshit be it retarded petty laws or handwriting patting yourself on the back for the exact manner you go about killing and eating the thing your about to kill and eat regardless.
Handwringing or patting*
>>524191917I shall tell you something else no one gives a fuck about; the opinions of memefags, such as yourself.
>>524190852We learned it from the Chinese who boil dogs and cats alive.
>>524190930>>524191049chinese brains
>>524191815>999 Halp, my wife is boiling lobersters in the kitchen
>>524193262>I shall tell you something else no one gives a fuck about; the opinions of memefags, such as yourself.FYI
>>524192075Kek.
>>524192662Curious as to why they always leave the entire animal intact before eating, rather than chopping it up.
>>524193418>>524193418It's all fun and games until the men wearing rainbow bee outfits kick in your door
>>524191221This is what I invision our remigration policy as.
>>524193418>oi m8 we heard youre boilin up some lobbies
>>524190852You can still rape kids and drive trucks of peace into large crowds - but relax, we saved the lobsters!
>>524194225I'm sorry you are a memefaggot lover. You probably have the AIDS. Not a good life choice :(
>>524190852> it takes a law to stop Timmies from boiling other living beings alivewhat a trash race kek
>>524193961Come on Schlomo. You know that pride costume he(?) is wearing gives you a boner.
>>524191757uhhhg. this is only for the JEWS. before that, even Abraham ate whatever he wanted to.And in the new testament Paul specifically says that anything can be eaten as everything was given to us by God.Jewish rules/laws are for jews only. It's not about safety/health,
>>524190852How could they possibly enforce this in people's home, even in a massive nanny state like the UK?
>>524190852We shock crabs to kill them right before we steam them, it keeps then from pulling yhe claws off of each other.Nothing worse than getting a hot steamed blue crab with a claw missing. You can also ice pick them through the lung to kill them before steaming but that takes to long.
>>524190852They're sea bugs. I've never paid for a crab or a lobster in my entire life--I'd rather eat beef or chicken.
>>524190852>no link>no minimal effortNo bump
>>524195354Poor crab. :(
>>524190852I can't wait for that fucking country to be perma-banned from this site.
>>524190852Bug eaters deserve what they get.
>>524190852>when bugs are more important than the native population of taxpayers
>>524190852Kek. Brought to you by the makers of CRUSTSTUN(tm).
>>524191330those bacteria shit toxic ammonia. boiling kills the bacteria but doesn't remove their waste.
>>524193961I would love to see a Postal game featuring cucked zogbots like this one
>>524196012two more weeks :)
>>524190852The UK is suicidal. This was already known.
>>524197050Never corner a wounded animal. This is also known.
>>524190852they have the intelligence of insectstheir biology is basically that of ocean-dwelling insectsdo these faggots weep when they swat a fly?jesus fucking christ
>>524190852>Don't want to hear the screams of boiling animals>Muffled screams of innocent children, being raped by muslims?A-OK
>>524190852They're dead within at most 10 seconds, usually less. It's far less suffering than most creatures go through when dying. Maybe not as sudden as a captive bolt gun, but quicker than the Kosher/Halal slaughter that the entirety of the UK is being forced into. Because, y'know, it's totes cool to lock a steer in a mechanical yoke, cut his throat, then dump the body on the floor to thrash around while dying. We've all seen the video, you monsters. Also, for those in the know, you never boil crusteaceans, you steam them.
>>524198331Crabs don't scream though.You will only hear a whistling sound, it's pressurized air coming out of cracks of their exoskeleton.What kind of moron does care about well being of literal bugs made of tasty meat?
>>524190852>Eating poor people bottom feeders The tricks they play on you. You can consider yourself not poor now if you can afford a lobster because even the rich now feast on their wet shit smelling horror.
>>524198331>>Don't want to hear the screams of boiling animalsPut the lid on.
Cool.https://www.theorionlines.com
>>524190852Hardly anyone eats lobster and crab in the uk. Instead of worrying about crabs, why don't they worry about the 40k documented* illegal immigrants that entered the country this year
>>524190852Torturous kosher/halal slaughter still ok!
>>524192735Enjoy eating ammonia bacteria shit uk nigger. There is a reason it was done this way.
>>524194178umm, you know how incredibly hard the maths is on six. now imagine canada in five. when even the german crematories were struggling during covid. might be better to send them back. superpoower soon anyway.
As I get older the less I care about seafood
>>524200172yeah, some interesting 'cultural' transformation that happened there. we need to get rid of them darn liars is all.
>>524191330>super bacteria also gains immunity to heatbacteria can survive in fucking vulcanos so yeahhttps://divediscover.whoi.edu/hot-topics/bacteria-at-hydrothermal-vents/
>>524191521You'll be waiting forever. They'll never touch that animal abuse, just like they'll never touch male genital mutilation.
>>524190852>>524191815>which restaurants wont do since it ruins the presentationAs an Argentinian I will personally go to restaurants, ask for lobsters then proceed to denounce the restaurant to the state for illegal boiling. I will repeat this until every restaurant is bankrupt or we get the Malvinas back
>>524200795Probably because the older you get the more you realize the crazy amount of horrible shit we dump into the ocean never actually goes away. Kinda just grosses me out thinking about it.
>>524201084>Worrying about an island, instead of paying your debt You guys are dangerously close to losing your white card.
can I still have Chiled Monke Brains?BEHEAD MONKECHOP OFF MONKE SKULL CAPEAT MONKE BRAINSCALL FBI ON MONKE
>>524191049Hmkay, so kill it before throwing it in the pot then?Boiling them should by all rights kill the bacteria but there's something fishy in your argument, if the a bacteria can replicate once every 10 or so minutes, exponential growth only becomes a factor when you have several generations.
>>524201280>instead of paying your debtWe talked with Trump and we arrange that our debt will be payed by US taxpayers because MAGA helps MAGA, simple as
>>524200855Nope, extremeophiles can survive in near boiling water, not in a volcano, and they are at the very edge of getting cooked, think how shit you feel during a fever. Most bacteria are not extremeophiles and will happily die at 60°C if not earlier, boiling also breaks down most toxins.But then we come to the main problem, if the bacteria are already present and only the crabs immune system keeps them suppressed, it will still take nearly 10 minutes for fast growing bacteria to multiply once, and yes, it's more of a conveyor belt than them suddenly doubling spontaneously every 10 minutes, this is given optimal conditions by the way, so even under optimal conditions you'll need like 20 minutes for a quadrupling of the population.
>>524190852It's just a lobster. It's basically an insect. I think that if you are handicapped by this weird belief that animals are equal to us type morality, you will always be a cuck and never a man. Always an emotionally weak bitch.
>>524190852In this thread: Faggots that think shellfish have nerves and pain receptors.
>>524201452>Indians using utensils to eat monkey brainsUnrealistic. Pajeets cook and eat with their hands.
>>524202356- Christcuck, Circumsized
>>524191049>Can't handle a knife well enough to kill a lobster.Weak bloodline.
>>524190852I was gonna make a snide remark about shellfish remarkably happening to be haram under Islamic dietary laws, but then I realized I was confusing halal for kosher
>>524195326very few people cook lobsters at home, at least in the US. 99% of the lobsters people eat come from restaurants which are subject to government inspections.
>>524202646Retard, that lets the bacteria get out everywhere>>524201635It’s not “every ten minutes”, BY 10 minutes it becomes LETHAL TO CONSUMELike I said boil vegans alive
>>524201084based. zero issues here. proceed argentina chad
>>524190852now do helal and kosher slaughter kek
>>524191459The mutations asscociated with red hair and pale skin are highky corrrekated with extremely high pain tolerance (though normal threshold and increased sensitivity to high temperature based pain - so boiling us alive would actually be one of the things we feel worse than others, on average)
>>524202337thanks for the insightful post, Nigger Faggot Kike
>>524190930kek I worked in high quality lobster plant for years and this is not true. You don't want to eat lobsters that arrive dead, but factories butcher them alive and put the pieces on ice before cooking.
>>524192539>Get over itok cool i won't be complaining if it's you that's being tortured if you want it that way. animals should be left alone though
>>524190852>Boiling something alive is pretty fucked reallylandlords are pretty fucked too and yet here we are
>>524190930>>524191049i dont think this is true one of my entire uncles eats raw lobster sometimes
>>524204035I know a bunch of far-left animal rights activists. I asked them about halal and kosher slaughter, they said it's okey and disrespecting muslim's fate is much worse than actual animal torture that halal slaughter ultimately is lulBtw if you ever want to make libtard angry, bring op the subject of halal meat. Their wires causes a closed circuit and they become visibly confused kekThat's because their beliefs are not based on morals or empathy as they claim. Their worldview is molded entirily by whatever is trendy. So when you bring up halal food most of them hear about it for the first time. They don't know what they are supposed to think so that's what makes them confused
>>524205797noone cares or talks about halal meat other than this jaded cynical racost shithole
>>524205477>entire unclei would hope so
>>524205797sounds a bit implausiblewhile there are npcs even among those who pretend to be for animals that defend halal/kosher their excuse would be "it isn't worse" not explicitly saying religion is more importantanyone who is ACTUALLY for animal rights supports a ban ask yourself why non-vegans aren't pushing for a ban and of course why they don't stop all other killing and torturing
>>524205992yea hes not like my step uncle or.half uncle hes my real actual entire uncle
>itt nasty fuckers that dont clean the guts out before they cookfucking zipperhead wannabes
>>524190852Plants have feelings too, River.
>>524190852>Think of the heckin Seabugerinos!!!!This is why whites are going extinct.
I don't get itThe lobster dies when I put it into boiling water
Lobster tastes like shit and anyone who disagrees is a nigger faggot or a redneck
>>524211049Danes are ugly people.
>>524190852Just shove a knife in it's skull first>oyy, you got a loicence for that knife nigel?britian is cooked
>>524211049>edgy retarded opinionyep it's another dane
>>524190852Eating animals is morally indefensible because we no longer need to eat animals to survive, so we are just forcing them to suffer unnecessarily when we kill and eat them. Plant-based sources are plentiful and easily accessibleIf you think forcing an animal to suffer or killing an animal unnecessarily is fine then by that logic you'd have no problem with someone who shoots stray puppies for fun, which would make you a psychopath
