A Colbert/Kimmel ticket would be unstoppable
>>524195048if they run it'll just hand me the presidency.
>>524195048>I promise to talk about Trump for my 4 years in office, shill for pharma vaccines for $$ and when I'm hated I'll blame Trump for losing reelection. Trump btw. Dislike Trump but also realize Colbert and Kimmel are deeply untalented and ruined late night by turning it into an echo chamber of political banter. Late night hosts used to do actual comedy, not this shit.
>>524195048fuck yeah, let another country end up being run by a jewish comedian. ukraine obviously failed as a cautionary tale, we need to go deeper.
I’d vote for Jon Stewart not him though
>>524195048Can't even win late night ratings. Expects to win an election.
>2 white (allegedly) straight males>ever getting dem nomination Cruz will be th next president and you'll like it.
>>524195048Okay but how about Conan and Oprah instead?
>>524195675>Jon StewartJonathan Stuart Leibowitzgood luck with that plan
>>524195675
>>524197778>good luck with that planTrump didn't seem to have a problem.
>>524195048It'd be nice to finally have a president who has no ties to Epstein unlike THE ORANGE FOOL.
>>524195048lol
>>524195926the 2028 presidential election will be about who can disavow Israel the most.
You guys are making fun. But Trump was just a tv guy before he got elected.
>>524195048They're truly high on their own supply huh?
>>524198257>You guys are making fun. But Trump was just a tv guy before he got elected.he's shit on the majority of Americans for the last 10 years, he'll poll in the 20s at best.
>>524195048Colbert sold out years ago and he's a coward.
>>524198426>Colbert sold out years ago and he's a coward.also Island visitor.
Liberal snark needs to die.
>>524195048Holy based
>>524195048>celebrities don't belong politics (because bad orange man)>celebrities belong politics (because me)
Remember when he ran in the North Carolina primaries and got like <1%.
>>524198495Would you like to see my completely unsurprised face?
>>524198120never knew he went to a comet pizza party
>>524195675>voting for a jew over a catholic
>We need a puppet mouth piece>he's on the tv right now sir.
>>524198617>never knew he went to a comet pizza partyhe has certain.... proclivities...HUHUHUHUHUHU
>>524195675Id prefer jon or john oliver but id still vote for kimmel over virtually anyone weve seen in recent elections
inb4 the vaxx-scene spammed under every campaign post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSkFyNVtNh8
>>524195048Stewart and/or Colbert have been memeing about running for president since 2004. There are literal generations of 'Stewart/Colbert' stickers and shirts and memes and merch.
>>524195048I would contract a case of terminal cdsCan't fucking stand colbert, fucking piece of shit.
>>524195926The dirt they must have on that rat. He's probably not even pushing back whenever they ask him to perform a new humiliation ritual, so they're just asking more and more to see where his boundaries are at.Little do they know, he would probably suck Jewish dick on national television.
>>524195048He could run for president on both sides of the aisle. The 2028 will be Stephen Colbert (from Colbert Report) VS Stephen Colbert (from Late Show)I'd love to see them debate
>>524195640He's embarrassingly Catholic, actually, not jewish
>>524195048Sure, and John Oliver can be secretary of state. I think Trump actually built businesses in his life. Not sure what Colbert has done?
>>524199039>I think Trump actually built businesses in his life.He bankrupted more businesses than he built.Everything Trump touches turns to shit. It's got the reverse Midas touch.
>>524198961>He's embarrassingly Catholic, actually, not jewishIn a Jon Stewart (Leibowitz) kind of way?
>>524195048America needs to stop electing chancers, and so does the UK. Its ruining us both
>>524195048TWO TERMS!
>>524198426Cannot stand that shitty fucking cuckservstive south park ripoff artist that youre referring to. Creatively bankrupt.
Id vote for the dems if they run a biden(hunter)/viper ticket
>>524198889It's not blackmail. A lot of Texans believe this way. t. Texan
>>524199290He actually seems devout. Could be a show but, he does seem it.
>>524198120Has Nolan seen this?
