>Wake up to the sound of birds smashing into my windows because I have no guns to shoot them anymore >Hungry from gooning to bbw kangarooted gmilfs all facken nite so I hop in me falcon to get sum grub>Hit 3 kangaroos on the way to the shops that are an hour away almost run out of fuel because all the Indian run servos are shut for no reason >Finally get there full of indians shitting everywhere and can't afford anything and half of it is expired because of the 55c heat and or stolen by abbos or niggers>Ai false flags me for anti semitism and stealing a bag of black ice flavored crispy potato chips >5g phone snitches on me looking lustfully at a white women on tiktok because she's under 18 despite looking 25 and fucking 35yo+ rappers>Social media ban means my future kids can't access the Internet at all here and anyone over 16+ can't even look up cooking recipes without logging into jewgle with full facial scan digital id and social credit score over 900 audollarydoosheckles>Police hop out do the traditional raygun twerk dancing while acknowledging the local beerbuggercuntabbonigger people of Coonshitfucknoongaville>Arrest me for being white anyways after my digital id passes because I grimaced at a non white Australian >Ai finally self corrects after a dei hire finally noticed its mistake an hour later>Finally get back to my totalled car in the colesdrakesworth carpark with a dv racism interlock fitted I have to say hiel femenazis for me ford to start>Get defected on my way out of town by highway patrol for unroadworthy car because couldn't afford to repair it and insurance companies just write it off anyways can't afford a new one since our money is worthless and my 1 million dollar shithouse isn't actually worth anything >Drive home anyways with no food a fucked car and drop 100kg because I can't afford anything or go anywhere I wish I was joking hahaha >Gf ghosts me no friends ripped me off no work And o was mean to me waaaah
