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Would any of you guys happen to know how to not go to hell when you die
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Just don't believe in it.
Simple as.
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Don't die.
Live forever.
Be in hell forever.
There is no escape.
>But muh heaven exists!
Imagine being stuck for eternity.
Worshipping a God with no volition of your own.
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>>524198307
You have to kill jew to transfer your sins to him.
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>>524198307
Amon Grrrr

Ok alright OP. I will teach you how to get out of jail for free, without you having to sell your soul.

When you get taken to hell, you get to take one thing with you. It can be anything, so take a copy of the Law of the Empire of All of Time and Space Of the Empire of All.

And then when demons try to torture you, you can claim that they are breaking the Empirical Law by reciting it back to them.

Then eventually they cannot torture you.

Also, on facebook write
I proclaim myself a citizen of the One and Only Empire of all of time and space.
Forever lives the Empire of All.
Forwver lives the Emperor of All.

Now if you havent broken any Empirical laws, you have a get out of jail free card.
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>>524198307
Just dont believe in hell
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>>524198307
Eschew evil
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>>524198307
Kill a jew and transfer all your sins onto him.
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>>524198899
Thats fucked up top kek
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>>524198307
Ask Jesus
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You can go to Hell but what's important is, do you go as a hero, a keeper of souls or damned wretched to be purified in the Holy Flame?
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>>524198307
I don't know anything
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>>524198307
By watching k-on
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>>524198307
>>524199254
This. It's too late for you
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>>524198307
Some people deserve to go to hell anon
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>>524199254
phew

WAGMI
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>>524198307
It's easy, just give your life to Jesus Christ by praying to Him. RECEIVE Him as YOUR Lord and Savior. Ask Him to save you from hell and from your sin. Ask to receive the Holy Spirit.

This video playlist can help you as you do that:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB0D90D93E677C827

Acts 17:30
[30] Therefore having overlooked the times of ignorance, God is now commanding men that everyone everywhere should repent,

Romans 10:13
[13] for “Whoever calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.”
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>>524198307
https://x.com/RyushinMalone17/status/2002533956479324294
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Get isekaid.
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>>524198521
Your belief in something, or lack of it, does not dictate it's existence



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