I want to marry Greta
>>524204384she is aryan and autistic and unlike the ecelebs americans keep pushing here she isn't a mudshark. of course everyone on 4chan wants to marry her
>>524204493>everyone on 4chanall 100 people here want herdoubt
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>>524204591this is shopped, seen some shops ect
>>524204384>marry greta>make lots of antisemitic children>profit
>>524204384I want to pat her on the head.
>>524204384Are you willing to go vegan? Because I'm pretty sure that's her minimum standard.
>>524204384May your offspring unlock more undiscovered chromosomes.
>>524204384i want to see her orgasm within an inch of her life
Why can't teen girls be more like Bulma?
>>524204384Ironically she would make a more trad wife than any of the trad women would
>>524204719>veganbut what if i want to eat her tuna taco?
>>524205267laughing all the way to the sex tent
>>524204384Even $550 million of Koch funding couldn't turn me against Greta.
>>524204384Would
>>524204384Normalfags can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Nights spent chasing an over amphetamined Greta around the boat deck. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Greta-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. You would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. You run through the maze of deck obstructions fat and portly, your viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down your face around your unfocused eyes you laugh and chortle until you gasps “Found you!” . The Protestweasel screeches defensively but you're on her in seconds, your penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on your dehydrated dick.
>>524205099There used to be a group called "Vegetarians for Oral Sex" whose motto was "The Only Meat Fit To Eat!"Not joking. They might still be around even.
>>524205599lel
She should get HUGE implants, desu
>>524204384The gretussy gotta grip
You faggots genuinely cannot *comprehend* just how much I wood. I don't even care if she's a svensken.
What actually explains how retarded she looks?
>Greta has a full bushShit is crazy
>>524206519
>>524205006>Gollum! Gollum!
>>524206962do you think her took her precious?
>>524206600Fuck... It's true.
>>524206600
imagine being balls deep in the guts of this little retard
>>524206600shes all woman now
>>524204630>>524204591Okay, she knows good and damn well what she's doing at this point.
Anyone strong enough to pull my dick out of her would be crowned King ArthurW O O DBERRY
