vorige: >>524144055>Pollshttp://www.wahlrecht.de/umfragen/>English language analysishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHiZik5nvPc [Open]>Thead OP pastahttps://pastebin.com/raw/VqpFkZ1B>What doCreate Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.Get /fit/.Join the metapolitical phalanx!Spread flyers and stickers, physically remove leftist Agitprop!Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.>Counter culture>Schwarze Fahnehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDhJtEJ04Qw6F-EThwuR_Gg>Wir klären dashttps://www.youtube.com/@Daserklaert>EinProzent podcasthttps://podcast.einprozent.de/archiv/>Am Rande der Gesellschafthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVN9-ICSLAhAL2-ScvRJ0GONa0MPcxK2fhttps://odysee.com/@kanalschnellroda:3?view=home>Der Schattenmacherhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqQ9P_ObrTQ0MhUnZffKkGA/>Neuer Deutscher Standardhttps://t.me/NDSoffiziell>Krautzonehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5gzI18X1nUgpzd5DzCbspghttps://t.me/krautzonehttps://kvltgames.com/>WolfPMShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O61baA-GL6E [Open]>Learn German script (Kurrent, Sütterlin)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AgE_4P0cSs [Open]http://www.suetterlinschrift.de/Lese/Sutterlin0.htmhttp://www.kurrent-lernen-muecke.de/lehrgang.php>Get activehttps://www.solifonds.me/#solifondshttps://einprozent.de/mitmachen>Flügel TV (german)https://youtu.be/PLG0BZLHXAE [Open]https://youtu.be/QGX29DUb7Hk [Open]>Mapshttps://www.schiebt-sie-ab.de/https://linke-gewalt.info/https://www.protestkarte.de/
Goulash bake, with a side of rice...
>>524211531In what world is this actually attractive?
>>524211531made for BEE BEE SEA
>>524211704I don't know nigga your people eat cow dung and smell like shit, I don't think your take matters
>>524211829I am not the Swiss jeetposter
>>524211697the best kind of bake, isn't that right?
>>524211704I never had sex, I'm incel. I'm saving my virginity for an Asian waifu that looks like that.I'm almost 40 btw and white.Thanks for listening to my Ted talk
>>524211038No, I’m not for cheating. I value my inner circle deeply and have the highest respect for them, everything else is fair game in this cut-throat world>>524211635My parents had a great marriage and went for at least 20 years without any sex. Mom is still mourning Dad after almost 5 years, so my point stands
>>524211872only a jeet would say something you said
>>524211971You're a family of exceptionally low sex drive people.
>>524211908Not judging, just making an observation.Also, Cata's people eat tacos and burritos etc...>>524211971So I should still wait a while before sliding into your mom's DM's ?
Ich bin sexooooo
>>524211531
>>524211704Would you put an ivory ring on this lady's finger, if Bühmer asked friendly?
>>524211697V4 will become the Central European powerhouse by importing gook waifus to boost IQ and productivity
>>524212235have you seen my tuxedo?
>>524211704my world, cuck
>>524212235Another 20 years at least >>524212094It's called being North German, we can't all be hot blooded Latinx
>>524212694Europe will be WMAF or there will be no Europe at all
>>524212542Save that one for Vladdy.>>524212694>productivityNah, you'd be busy either simping of fucking.>>524212711Hmm, no.>>524212877Dang, I'll need a shovel to get to her by then...>North GermanA lowkey kinky lot though, amirite ?
>>524213084>Nah, you'd be busy either simping of fucking.I'd only simp for Slavo-Aryan specimens like this. Asian imports are for backup plan
Ich dachte ihr passt auf mich auf
>>524213278She is nafri only timmywickz. Sorry bro.
>>524213278somehow you just know her bf is black
>>524213278I do believe you've posted her a time or two before. :)
SCHEISS AUF LIBERALISMUS
>>524211531Save yourselves from yellow fever. You'll grow older and feel cringe looking back at this like I did.
BIN SCHON WIEDER FAST ERMORDET WORDEN KEIN BOCK MEHR AUF DEN SCHEISS NEIN IHR KÖNNT NICHT MACHEN WAS IHR WOLLT FICKT EUCH
pyoapple does indeed make me diamonds!
DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO MUSLIMS DEATH TO NIGGERS DEATH TO RUSSIANS
>>524212877>It's called being North German, we can't all be hot blooded LatinxI tell you most men who could would cheat under those situations imposed on them. This isnt specific to any ethnic or racial composition; this is simply male inclination if there needs are not met. It is exactly how most women would leave if a man loses his dough. If either sex weren't inclined to be like that humanity would die out. You simply were raised in a too highly longhoused environment to accept that the other side has (legitimate) demands too and if you ignore those long enough, provided you were sufficiently aspirational in your choosing, you will get cucked if you behave like that as most women have a rather generic taste. Especially nowadays where women are mercenary af. The whole feminist shtick is just posturing, the more feminist a woman claims to be the more likely she is to aim for a man who is already involved with another woman. Being leftist and feminist isnt some grand sisterhood, it is simply an attempt to gain the upper hand in intersexual relationships to increase selectivity, decrease social shame and judgement as well as reduce accountability. Ofc these last 3 point arent just directed at other men but also other women as with increasing standards, the number of as acceptable perceived men shrinks increasing baseline willingness to poach.
DEATH TO SOULS!!!
>>524214143nahI'll have a large hapa family >>524214601>he knows herbased
>>524211971In superior nippon this is a solved issue because using prostitution isn't viewed as cheating
>>524214913With what money, their women manage the household resources in Japan.
I'm going to kill you first fucking bitch
>>524214969Most salary men finish work with all night drinking benders I'm sure they can just use that money on a love hotel instead
>>524211704Every swiss boomer.
>>524215416
Köppelichud was the goat
Hab Bock jemanden umzubringen aber kein Plan wen weil's alle voll die pussies sind und sich immer verpissen
>>524211531cute lolibaba
Einfach die ganze Welt dann
Why does Dago want to marry a sex negative woman like Tay? Is he suffering from some kind of humiliation fetish? Is he a closet homosexual?
And what happened to poor old Tay? She wasn't like this in the past? Do lesbians suffer from menopause at an earlier age then their heterosexual counterparts?So many questions, so few answers.
>>524216434im close to getting a gf m8but tay's stance on cheating is a positive development
>>524211531Zamn God help us
>>524216119that's an interesting type of bear next to her
>>524216713Tay will end up molesting your hapa daughter after the sexless stump
>>524214808Zamn Lol
10 year anniversary of the raut next year
I hope Alexander beats the shit out of all of you assholes wixxas
>>524217113>my daughterwill be gifted to bühmermensch
who from the raut is in the epstein files?
>>524211531Frohe Weihnachten und Heil Hitler
>>524218553There's this guy from Hungary I believe who always posts little girls here, he must be on the list.
>>524218785Ein gesegnetes Weihnachtsfest.
>>524217113You seem to have hapas and similar on your mind a lot these days...>>524218142Very gracious, kind sir.So get to work, I'm not getting any younger ! :D
>>524211973he is probably albanian
>>524218785are you a local?
I wish he would make me his gf
>>524220304No im a German immigrant :(
>>524218785>Frohe Weihnachten und Heil HitlerDanke und ebenfalls frohe Weihnachten und Heil Hitler.Werde selbst auch nach Liechtenstein ziehen. Aber erst nächsten Sommer. Werde dort ein Haus oder ne Wohnung kaufen. Mal sehen wie es wird.
>>524219282on it, Chief
Ad victorem spolias.
>>524213084>Save that one for Vladdy.How nice. Moin.
>>524219512>he is probably albanianLowest GDP in Europehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2QmK8XszUM
>>524223365lowest GDPhighest SOVL
>>524223409The only thing that matters is that you are rich, unless the country is dangerously poor or inhabited by niggers its not an issue. I would rather live in Tirana than Los Angeles provided I get to carry over my wealth, hands down.
>>524221790o7>>524223186Gotta look out for each other ya know. Moin.
>>524223514nah no wayorange county is peak comfy
>>524224025I don't want to live in a failing civilization, simple as. Living in places like Los Angeles, New York or Berlin is only for those with high risk tolerance or mental illness.
>>524223516Marry Christmas / Yule.>>524224119Orange isn't failing though. Affluent Whites and Asians settle there.
>>524224378>MarryMurry of course
>>524224378The only American places that arent failing are those populated by Whites in flyover regions that Dems shun and look down upon. All population centers in all Western countries are failing, rapidly actually. Good luck to you if the energy drops or some other catastrophe hits, you will have niggers, Hispanics or whatever brownoids exist in the region attempt to rob you in mere hours. This isn't a baseline I want to exist on, the goal is always to move away from this shit, not into the eye of the storm.
>>524224650To high trust Albania.
>>524211531Does she want a baby or three?
>>524224025You have no idea how shit Cali isAnd if you are from there you are ruining Japan
>>524224816Well, I dont live there but according to crime rates its very low crime these days. Meanwhile brownoids in the West have an institutionally sewn-on and fed chip on their shoulder thinking their doing is justified. So the odds of you getting murdered over complete BS in a country like that when they already experienced hardship is rather low. Many people are probably also still able to do stuff by hand.This is true for the West too, the only places that are really safe are those where people still know how to fish, hunt which in case of the US is in flyover states. They can live off the lands in times of need, they don't need to rob you for a pack of cigarettes, won't freak out when their anti-crazy pills arent available anymore or their phone doesnt work.
>>524224119Nah dude, LA is so fucking sprawled that comparisons to NYC or Berlin are not appropriate Pockets of LA will always remain one of the comfiest places in the West if you have a $30MM+ net worth. OC in particular is so isolated from libtarded areas. Nigger free and the closest minorities are in Irvine/Anaheim—which are middle class Mexicans. Only until recently did south Florida surpass them in terms of comfy rankings>>524224970I’ve lived there. Cali is only a shithole where they have libtarded DAs that don’t enforce the law (SF, Venice beach, etc)
>>524224378Yeah, and then their brats move out and vote to make every other city a shit hole like CaliI love my toll roads and higher taxes!
And make no mistake, the risk of such incidents increases the more diverse a city gets. https://www.npr.org/2005/12/21/5063796/more-stories-emerge-of-rapes-in-post-katrina-chaosThis is already a distant memory to most people. Your entire world could turn into hell within hours. You wake up with no issues, by dusk you're dead.>>524225413You can literally walk to these neighbourhoods man lol. Even "gated neighbourhoods" wont help since the guards have self-interests too, they fuck off home the moment shit feels real.
Ho ho ho, Christmas present. Thanks Trump.https://x.com/UnderSecPD/status/2003568321967587340>>524225233>according to crime ratesOh, where's your critical thinking now? Also you were talking about emergencies, not normal daily life. The same breed that constitutes the (brutal) Albanian mafia in the West is the same that will slice you until you hand over your wealth, then they mercy kill you.
Scheiß captcha
>>524225636Same goes for literally everywhere else on earth
>>524214377wie bitte
>>524226060> The same breedAnd Germans created concentration camps, does that mean that every German is highly dangerous now? Most of these grew out of the wars.Don't flaunt your wealth too much, simple as.>>524226235The perpetrators were all of a certain racial group. By not having them the odds decrease by nearly 100%.
You must make me idc how
>>524226443>does that mean that every German is highly dangerous now?It only needs a few to organize and execute the next cleansing. (And aren't you whining so often about the German mentality that will off you if commanded from above?) It only takes a few Albanians to slice you.>Don't flaunt your wealthRumors spread. As you don't belong there, they'll watch you and think about you. You assume you're the only Westerner who "lives modestly" there?
>>524226391Schön OK ich wollte die auch abfackeln nächsten Monat wenn Kohle da ist Bau ich dünger Bombe
Wie baut man sowas eigentlich?
>>524228061> It only needs a few to organize and execute the next cleansing. Nobody there has issues with Germans, when going abroad I always present as being German.>And aren't you whining so often about the German mentality that will off you if commanded from aboveI am not whining, it is a fact that Germans as a whole if their hivemind kicks in are super dangerous. Probably more so than anybody else on earth. Even to their own, whatver the autism directs them to do can go any direction.> Rumors spread. As you don't belong there, they'll watch you and think about you. You assume you're the only Westerner who "lives modestly" there?Over 800k people in the region. Your odds being targeted vs your odds getting niggered in a public shelter, be real.
>>524211531Probably a little early and I'll say it at least once more butMerry Christmas Kraut/pol/
Manning is my top guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBVAWGRY51Y
>>524228700Merry Christmas
>>524229453Die stimmen die in Menschen rein gehen können sehn eh alles was ich mach
Aber die kommen nichtmehr so oft weil ich die voll genervt hab schade die warn meine einzigen sozialen Kontakte
Es tut mir wirklich leid man
Die wollten mir auch keine Kabelbinder verkaufen was die wohl machen wenn ich ne Motorsäge kauf
>>524229998Ich will n riesen Feuerball junge mit termit und yellowcacke Uran alles boooom
Sowieso alles wixxas
Gehma alle zamm drauf?
ewiges gelbes Fieber
>>5242260602025 was the year of the Orthodox LARP2026 will be full Protestant LARPbe ready
it should be a bannable offence to start a thread with an Asian woman, as a white man I literally cannot resist... why the FUCK am I in a kraut/pol/ thread?
It makes sense I'm asocial unshowered spastic so I don't troon out
>>524231512>full Protestant LARPI'm well prepared.
On the other hand o want to blow everything up with Uran
>>524231954Also if you're not Neo-Pilgrimsmaxxing in 2026, you're ngmi.
>>524231954interdastingwhen I had a decent twitter following, my oomfies always accused me of being a crypto-Pietist I think it's because I always shilled Meister Eckhart as the only worthy person to study (save Dante)
>>524232041Ja gut danke fürs Gespräch aber was genau soll ich jetzt mit der Info anfangen ich weiss immer noch nicht wie man jetzt riesen boom macht
>>524211531Based and Pyopilled
>>524232170Time to embrace the Old Testament again. The Pilgrims derived their promises and commands from it.>>524232368Prussia was Protestant though and took in Protestant refugees (French) and immigrants (Dutch). The Kulturkampf came later. They had the same issues in WASP-y America with the Catholics -- different mentality and loyalty.
>>524232690sounds good
>>524232531>das wird man nicht überlebenIs ja der Sinn an der ganzen Sache
>>524212289asian wife sexooo
>>524233079Ich hab den nicht umgebracht
Außerdem war des eh voll der wixxa und der hat eh angefangen
Tay mir geht's nicht so gut :(
LASST MICH HIER WIEDER TSUS IHR WIXXAS!!!!
Ich hab ganix gemacht
ICH WILL HIER RAUS!!!!!
>>524216434I thought he was confirmed to be bi?
>>524211531clicked for op image
Ihr wixxas
Warum?
Könnt ihr meine Augen doch aufmachen
Kann ich meine stimmen auch wieder zurück haben
>>524233766>>524212289I never thought Eujin was the chipmunk girl but now I can't unsee it.Still makes me diamonds tho!
Ich will eh nicht mehr arbeiten gehen ich will viel lieber hier in der Welt bleiben
Wo seid ihr alle?
Ich geh nie wieder arbeiten ich mach nie wieder irgendwas und ich geb euch die schuld dran
Ihr habt mir versprochen dass am ende alles gut wird :(
Are Germans a stateless nation now? Nordics need to become an ethnically homogeneous ethnogamy.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stateless_nation
>>524239241Yes.
>>524231512Orthodox is superior to Protestantism. The Orthodox Christians have the Holy Spirit from the time of the 12 Apostles, carried over from when the 12 Apostles received the Holy Spirit at Pentecost. Catholics and Protestants do not. It's like carrying an Olympian flame throughout the millennia without it going out and the flame is the Holy Spirit. Protestants are not to blame for this, but the Catholics that split off from the Orthodox Christians at the Great Schism are to blame. Nordids are the true Israelites though, we need the Orthodox Christians in the East to touch us and give us the Holy Spirit.
>>524239465No.
>>524239330We shall congregate and commune at our churchagogues.Here is a very important mitzvah(commandment) from Yahweh Himself:Deuteronomy 23:2>A mongrel shall not enter into the congregation of Yahweh; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of Yahweh.God commands us not to let any mongrel into the congregation of Yahweh. Only Nordics are allowed in the churchagogues.https://biblehub.com/hebrew/4464.htmhttps://biblehub.com/text/deuteronomy/23-2.htm
>>524239580Why no?
>>524239241yuropeans don't stand a chance against gene-edited 200 iq bbc babies
>>524239677We don't know the unintended effects of gene editing. If such a thing is even real and not transhumanist pseudoscience. When you start messing with the genome and errors occur because of genetic inconsistencies in the genetic song, the genetic mathematical map, then things like various cancers or diseases could develop within the transhuman. Modern science knows so little about genetics and genomes, because the Edomite Synagogue of Satan suppresses genetic knowledge and data so the world wont discover that Nordics are made in the Image of God and are the perfect God-being. The Image of God is the holiest and most sacred geometry in all of existence.
>>524239241we need to be forming german mafias as a diaspora
>>524239465it is true that Orthodoxy has preserved the most traditional form of christianity, but God gave us Nordic-Aryans the King James Version for a reason
>>524211704Are you blind?
>>524240019I prefer the term, Triad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfudW7rbG0&list=RDbmfudW7rbG0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO1mWyn6WQYI don't think Germans could get away with organized crime, even White collar crime. The host peoples would exterminate us. The world hates White people and especially Germans because of World War II. Not that Germans even do that much crime let alone organized crime. Us Germans see crime as mongrel and the activities of the Untermenschen. I wouldn't mind having a German triad though, how much would the host nation tolerate though?
Prince Europa, join my southern Baptist fundamentalist church and accept me as your FührerI will make you an aristocrat of the soul and lead Nordic-Aryans to fulfill their Adamic-Judahite promises
>>524240122The King James Version has translation errors and the Early Modern English it's written in no ones even speaks it anymore. We need a new perfected translation.
>>524240122>King James VersionYou meant the Geneva Bible.
>>524240232lol. Only if I can do cybercrime.
>>524240155Nigger she looks like Jackie Chan.
Anyone thinking she can compete with Caucasian women is utterly delusional
>>524240289> He hasn't seen the King Krvst bible
>>524240336our congregation meetings will be similar to early NSDAP beer hall rallies
>>524240430finally, a quality poster. a nigger can't be expected to read through all this unemployed ideobabble itt
>>524240502It is about the level of seriousness I attribute to this stuff.
>>524240493We can discuss how we can take over industries and crowdfund churchagogue money to buy up businesses by purchasing most of the shares in each company owned by various holding companies owned by our rabbinate. Or pastorate, if you will. We can start by buying up news companies in the host countries.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yKHeKItk-E
>>524240493Provided they serve non-alcoholic beers as well. Gold Stars for those that exclusively do.>>524240674Cause you have no game beyond gambling.
>>524240879The idea that I gamble is obscene. I make asymmetric bets, which is about the same thing entrepreneurs do.
>>524240879>Provided they serve non-alcoholic beerswhat's the point, lager tastes like shit and is estrogenic so it's a completely useless beverage if you're not getting pissed off it or are a medieval peasant trying to not catch something from the water
>>524240674game's light, discipline's heavyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ibm4PuG2XA
>>524241026I just cant get how anyone in 2025 can look at mainstream religion and say "I want more of this". Maybe Islam if you want authority over women at a lower burden of performance lol
>>524240955Entrepreneurs potentially create value and have reach.>>524241007I was virtue-signalling.
>>524241101Hard to tell cause you seem like the type of bloke to drink zero alc lager
>>524241101> Entrepreneurs potentially create value and have reach.I prefer being an anonymous Alfred.
>>524241203Become a share holder, you don't need to be the CEO. Total anonymity.
>>524241250Never could have potentially thought of that, what a great idea.
Chad pro sports better vs the broke entrepoorneur
>>524241090>religionI can't take it seriously. outdated mode of exercising control over goycattle. islam is the worst cuz it aesthetically prioritizes ugliness
how tay will spend xmas eve
gumo
>>524241090>>524241389You both miss the point here. It's not about ruling over others. It's not even meant for the sheeple.
>>524241325My latest Aster short all the way down from 1,20-something was quite the success. >>524241585Already started strong yesterday by giving several "look, here is how it is" speeches. My relatives better buckle up-
Why cant I sleep>>524241585schindlers liste was so funnypeople actually believe that btw
>>524241807bro you dodged getting milked dry by scientologists by a cunt's hair. what are you on about
>>524241820Run a local Kraut/pol/ newsletter for your sports bet picks
>>524241964Those aren't sports bets.
>>524241820I think it'd be even funnier if you sat at the head of the dinner table on a subtly elevated chair. farm that demoralization aura
>>524241851O.T.O. repackaged for charlatan scammers instead of decadent elites holds the secrets to the universe bruv, you wouldn't get it
>>524241851>by a cunt's hairWhat makes you think so? Looks like you're trying to lash out.
>>524242045My dad sits at the head of the dinner table and I dont want to demoralize, but I tell people how it is and that they better make the right choices.
And I am preparing myself mentally to having to watch tons of anime in the next few days. Even more than usually
>>524242230which gundam series is the catafam marathoning this year?
>>524242284Kek I wishYesterday I was forced to watch almost all episodes of Great Pretender
Nobody but me likes Gundam here
>>524242230Have actually collected quiet a few of these anime series but never watched any of them.
>>524242357Why do that then? I like some but a lot of it is really girly shit and you can notice big time it was made for women
>>524242104>What makes you think so?the way you talk about them. maybe it's just your bubbly, can-do personality>lash outno, I don't enjoy conflict. if our views are incompatible, I will simply move on. there's no point anyway>>524242155fair. I'd pay money to listen in on your xmas monologues tho. wallposting irl
>>524242596>bubbly, can-do personalityThanks to LRH. :3
>>524242313Dude just force them to watch stardust memories then listen to your hour long rant about Nina Purpleton afterwards what are they gonna do about it.
>>524242735what do you actually think about the organization (all personal utility you derived from it aside)
>>524242835The organization is rotten, corrupt, full of authoritarians at the top and grifters at every level. Their foot soldiers often act like trained robots who follow a stupid sales script. The trusting people who're still in there are fools. Never bought a single course or auditing session. Ron even predicted it in his admin writings...
>>524242414>Why do that then?I collect TV-Series so i also happen do download japanese animes sometimes.Over the last year or so i have accumulated like 30 anime series i guess.
>>524211971>My parents had a great marriage and went for at least 20 years without any sex.How can you call that a great marriage? And how can you defend your mother for doing that?>my husband works hard every day to feed me and our child and to provide us with a great life>should I spend one hour per week in response to make him happy even though I don't enjoy it myself?>no, screw that bastard!
>>524243943Day 1 redpill on women, sex as a means. See the solution >>524214913
>>524242414Well, since you like to wear jewelry, aren't you pretty girly yourself?
frohe Weihnachten, rauties!
>>524244771Y-You too, yellow fewer friend.
>>524244771Dir auch.
Frohe Weihnachten from Vienna!Beautiful city!
people complaining about having to spend Christmas alone. like being able to sustain yourself financially and even having a place of your own and it's still le badthat's a privilege. I'm still dependent on my parents
>>524245033Baumi? Happy Yule.
>>524245033I love you all, guys.
>>524245033you too baumlerdo they have nice metros out there? I could hop on a train and see ya :)
>>524245215>like being able to sustain yourself financially and even having a place of your own and it's still le badI live in a homeless shelter for iver 3 years now and have to share a 10m2 room with a shitskin, and I'm alone at christmas toodid I win the pity award?
>>524240725whatever it takes for us true Judahites to survive, thrive, and live as lords of the earth
>>524242104piratefag desperately needs to raise his operating thetan levels
only reason I don't like L Ron Hubbard is because he was a NavyfagI believe in the supremacy of the ArmyThe supremacy of telluric powers over marine powers'Army' as Vision for the World (Chapter 6, Metaphysics of War, Julius Evola)
>>524245363Warum postest Du immer Chinesenpuppen?Hast Du Gelbfieber?
Frohe Weihnachten>>524243943You are such a dork, unbelievable
>>524246413>Hast Du Gelbfieber?ja bin ein geistig gesunder mann
>>524246513the average norfy foid will take your paycheck for 20 years and not even suck your dick once in those 2 decades
>>524246513I think your mom is a nice ladyespecially for hauling you around town while you had that thumb boo booshe also has nice and elegant hands
>>524246672It's hard to get it on when you don't share a bedroom
>>524246513Everyone knows that in a relationship the man wants sex and the woman wants resources. Your father did his part, your mother didn't.
>>524246935TopKek gunning for the 母娘丼
>>524211971>20 years without any sexwhy would you know about this
>>524247016That's a cute hypothesis but sadly it's wrong. My mom put as much work into the company as my dad did
>>524247155see >>524246995 she made him sleep on the couch for the entire marriage, so she witnessed the 2 decades of dryed up libido
>>524247155Because it was at least partially my fault
>>524247244>>524247295no wonder tay's a sexless incel. never stood a chance growing up like this, kid
>>524247295my kith sweater got here already. ups is cracked
>>524247578the satriales one?
>>524247241How does that even matter? A man expects sex from his wife, not her to work in the family business. The same way a man can't substitute providing resources to his wife with sex.
This is it bros, I am going to die. Tilda. I am the original creator of growing diamonds. I basically control the entire economy. The highest my net worth has ever been was $1.5 trillion, that's without all the diamonds. Anyways just wanted to say goodbye. They are going to nuke me, literally.
>>524247654Is littleboy enough range to cover your entire radius or do they need one of the 500mt ones?
>>524247724you've done her>>524247654he's done you
>>524247578Why would you even need a sweater where you live?>>524247618Pretty sure they had plenty of sex when they were young.
>>524247612just the paulie one. considered the jacket, but it's too much for my style (feel like picrel). the back of it insanely good tho
tilda would use gomu gomu no fusen to repel the nuke right back into orbit
>>524247745gets down to 7° feb during nights. also higher humidity, so it feels colder. the mountains (many villages nearby) have snow in winter. you can even ski
>>524247770nice>everything is sold outdamn
>>524247724Basically I did some work. I was robbed of money that is now worth $1 billion in cash by all of my school teachers and neighbors. They told me they were gonna blow up the town so it looks like they either died and now have millions to spend or do some lawsuit to look like they obtained itl egally. Again without any of the diamonds, and other recipes that are going down with me.
>>524247745Ah yes, because being married for a prolonged time means that one partner can just stop fulfilling her Ehepflichten. If your father would have just said one day that he doesn't want to work anymore, your mother would have gotten a divorce as soon as possible. And that would have been the correct choice.
>>524246595>dated rassenfremd>nennt sich gesundDie Definition von Widerspruch.
>>524247864I was nice and posted about it few minutes into the sale most of the good stuff was sold out within 10 minutes
>>524247811Some of the people involved planned to go to Japan after I die, just to spite me. So have fun with them. LOL.
Watch out Japan a bunch of fatmen from Tilda's trailer park are en route
>>524247900By the time the marriage became sexless, both were in their 40s, so it's totally fine. And as I said, I definitely played a part in it too.
>>524248001Literally RIP
>>524248003would you consider marrying dago if he wore a cock cage 24/7
>>524248139Do I have to share a bedroom with him?
>>52424800340s are the horniest a woman ever gets after 25, suspect
>>524248179basement mancave + cock cage. deal?
>>524248225I prefer our current living arrangement desu, 9000km between us
I should move into tay's house
>>524248378based. pull a reverse fritzl by breaking in and locking yourself in her basement
>>52424837820 years on the couch with 6m social distancing enforced via threat of castration
the first thing I would do is to fire the cleaning ladies (completely decadent bourgeois nonsense)
>>524211531hot but noseridge literally none existant, total bug.
>>524248694>Firing an old German lady that really needs the moneyVery classy and christmassy of you
>>524249451I would fire the old cleaning lady and replace her with a sexy maid to threesome with
>>524249451sorry but she's not /inner circle/
give meminijob
>>524249605She stays until we have reliable robots that can clean my toilet >>524249601You really don't want a young one, trust me. Before the current one I had a woman in her 20s, she spend more time on her phone than cleaning
>>524249656ya wanna clean some toilets kid
>>524249803ehsure if i can listen to audiobookfor one day a weekpolish for a day
am I glad to not be a fulltime cuck anymoreI regret 2024 the most
>>524250023the catch is your audiobook will be from dago's library exclusively
I look like a jihadi againI need a shave and haircut
>>524250462Maybe wait until the terrorist season is over, it might save your life if they think you're on of them
>>524250671hehI like having a long beard honestlyfeels nice to touchglad to not be a bodyhairlet
>>524250756>bodyhair
>>524248003>I definitely played a part in it tooNone of the youngsters even bothered to ask you about this part for ffs.So I will. What's up with that ?
gimme a wife and ill knock her up 11 times
>>524211531Holy shitThis sends my bug breeding instincts OFF SCALELiteral perfection
A red rose
>>524250919Well, I briefly mentioned this before but as a child I struggled with some minor mental health issues, mainly sleep problems and OCD. These began when we moved to a new house shortly after I turned 10. Soon afterward, I started sleeping with my parents at night. First together in their bed. This gradually became permanent and evolved over time. I slept with my mom in the guest room, then with my dad in their bedroom and this arrangement kept switching. Eventually, for the last three years, I slept permanently next to my dad, while my mom moved to the guest room. This continued until I was 16. One day I decided this was weird and I just moved back to my room. So you see, with me literally occupying half of their marriage bed for 6 years, there was no opportunity for any sexual intercourse.
>>524251730>slep every night with your dad until you were 16 for 3 yearswtf
>>524251991time to take bigly advantage of those unresolved daddy issues
>>524251730when did you find you're gay
>>524251944>>524251991I've never shared this with anyone before, so you should feel honored >>524252164I wasn't abused, if that's what you're trying to imply
>>524252256I would've shot you outback if you cockblocked me for 6 years, that's plenty of time for replacements
>>524252256>I wasn't abused, if that's what you're trying to implyno, but the arrangement couldn't have been conducive to your psychosexual development
>>524251991Wie wenig Falten sie damals noch hatte..
>>524252519*er
>>524252386Guess we'll never find out
>>524249738tell me more about what she doesthe full extent of her dutiesdoes she unload your dishwasher? (do europoors even have dishwashers?)
>>524251730Wow...So much to unpack here, but I've gotta head for the golf course so I'll just hit the minor thing.Sex ain't only for the marital bed and at night ya know. Germans never heard of afternoon delight ?
>>524252775too late to change anyway>>524252955are you trying to rizz up tay with machoism or is this just full-on regressivism? big yikes if latter is true
>>524252955The usual stuff, I don't think I have to explain the concept to you. The only thing outside the norm that she does for me is my laundry but this only happens occasionally>>524253064>Germans never heard of afternoon delight ?Germans? Maybe. My parents? Definitely not
>>524253248just trying to figure out what basic cleaning skills I need to teach tay so that once I fire her cleaning lady (when I move in), she can start doing them
>>524253313your parents were probably fucking when you were at school, how would you know
>>524253366cooking I could understand, but insisting on cleaning your own quarters is anti-aristocratic
>>524253377Not possible for multiple reasons
>>524253557literoli cracking up here. what a reply
>>524253549nah dude, this has been thoroughly retroactively refuted by Jordan B. Peterson (peace and blessings be upon him)the only thing I find acceptable is having someone mow your grass if you got a big ass yard and pool maintenance shit
maybe this is some sort of europoor status symbol thing that I cannot wrap my brain aroundlike how chinks will hire a personal driver if they have some wealth
>>524253557Sounds like a "mummy and daddy wouldn't do such things" response from a 10 year old spoilt brat
>>524253605I don't get what's so funny about it
anyway, let's talk about protestant christmas and german politics
Yeah, talking about my parents sex life from 20 years ago is getting stale
Death to Kartoffeln!
whens the last time kraut/pol/ went to christmas mass?2011ish for mewas stoned as hell
>>524254533never in my life
>>524253719time for a lil xmas treat. you still smoking pipes erry now and then?>>524253790ehhh it's the autistic dryness oblivious it opens up more ??? than !!!
>>5242545331998 or 99 >>524254654Don't tell me you are a smoker?
>>524254654looks dank, where is your go to spot to smoke stogies? got a comfy balcony or something?and nah, haven't since I moved to nipland
>>524251730Cata will love this post and write a 500 word essay about it and the implications.
>>524254654Big Brown Cigar
>smoking a cigar in the new paulie jacketalright I see you
Is there a single fag on this planet who wasn't molested as a child?
>>524254808I quit cigarettes years ago. I realized I like tobacco, just not the addiction. I rawdogged a year without tobacco, but I picked up extremely gay habits such as taking frequent walks and chewing gum. it's no way to live. a man needs to hold a burning torch while shitposting>>524255007I just smoke in my office. got some air purifier whatever setup
>>524218785Unser gruß ist "Hoj Hilti"!
