>dating apps are AI powered now>still matches you with fatties and single moms Lmao
>>524212726watching companies throw billions at finding a way to raise the birth rates is hilarious
>>524212726skill based matchmaking
>>524212779That's not why they're throwing billions at AI. The government's developing a permanent digital panopticon to feed literally every possible data point associated with an individual through threat matrices / marketing analytics - powering algorithms that will ensure total top-down control by the Corporatists in charge. That's the real dream here.
>>524212726Any sensible politician would have banned these things years ago. Dating apps are a digital whorehouse.
>>524212957I call them technocrats but same thing
>>524212779You have that backwards dating sites lower the birthrate
>>524213003ANON WATCH OUTA SPIDER
>>524212957i didn’t say ai you dumb wigger
>>524212726What I don't get is why these apps are so heavily geared towards making women happy when it's the men who are throwing money at them.
>>524213037And you didn't bother to read the OP either I take it
>>524212726Getting married as young as I did makes me feel like I caught the last helicopter out of Vietnam. Every day there's something more awful in the realm of dating. What the fuck.
>>524212726>Date using your internet history
>>524212726Tinder before:>Make profile>You aren't a millionaire gigachad with a 12 incher>Get no matchesTinder in the future:>Make profile>AI matches you with women it thinks are a good fit with your personality based on your bio>You aren't a millionaire gigachad with a 12 incher>The women it matches you with ignore you completely. I laughed.
>>524213060Women don't need assistance in being sexually deviant
>>524213060A few years ago they stopped making women message first on bumble because it was too much work for women so now men need to open with the first line or else the match expires
What about growlr?
>>524212957its Stadia 2.0 you fucking my stonks wont collapse retard
>>524212726until I can filter out fatties and browns in these apps I simply won't use them. I just won't, okay?
>>524212957>Technocrats spend trillions to make a global AI that records everything I say and do online to make sure I'm a good goy>Intentionally feed it false information to fly under the radar>Be the giant piece of shit I always amSuck it, Jews.
>>524213005I should've used the term technocrat, you're right, it's more specific
>>524212726AI matchmaking could absolutely work far better than the tinder swipe retardation, at least for men. That's assuming it's setup even remotely sensibly, meaning it has an extensive conversation with each person and tries to match based on what it learns. Important to realize that for men it guarantees that you at least 'match' with someone and if the AI tells a woman that you're great for her that is already a huge 'social proof' that will lead to actually getting a date or her number far more often.
>>524213253that's how it's going to work thoughonce you prove you have 6 6 6, they'll give you 3 diversity mandate fat black women that you have to click through, then they'll give you results that are debt free virgins without tattoos.Everyone who doesn't meet 6 6 6 will receive only matches with fat brown single moms.
>>524212918>>524212779>>524212726they'll just make white people match with shitskins
>>524213060This has absolutely nothing to do with women and everything to do with the investors and the company realizing that women's hypergamy is slowly killing their platform and this is their latch ditch effort (completely in vain) to somehow get men to buy back into the grift that women view them as human beings and an algorithm problem is why they can't get any pussy and not because 99.9% of women think their pussy is made of gold and they absolutely need to have the most rich and handsome man on the planet because they all want to be #1 woman.
>>524213073neither did you glow nigger
>>524213599Bro the only virgins using dating apps are autistic men
>>524213003recently had a mediterranean black widow sitting on my monitorthese fuckers shouldn't be here man
>>524213599>debt free virgins without tattoosThose only exist in amish colonies and they don't use technology
>>524213102What a coincidence, I'm unmarried and looking at flights to Vietnam
>>524213694actually I knew some virgin females that would dip their toes in. they'd make an account just to inflate their ego then delete it when they confirmed that nothing could meet their impossibly high standardsone of them became a lesbian later just because she couldn't get 11/10 model guys
>>524212779You're retarded. If dating apps successfully match two people, those two people will never spend money on a dating app. They know this, and do everything possible to avoid matching two people that will form a lasting relationship. Jews know this, and invest billions of dollars in them to keep goyim happiness and goyim birth rates as low as possible.
>>524213102Let's hope your wife doesn't have an affair and divorce rapes you. It's a life long game of making sure shes happy enough to not cheat on your ass. Good luck.
>>524212726This is literally functionally exactly the same as it was. LLMs are snake oil
>>524213901This, everyone has only been more miserable since the advent of dating apps.
>>524213102I almost caught the last helicopter out, but then I jumped off of it.I've adjusted to foraging in the jungle. Not sure if that chopper ever got where it was going, I might even be better off.
>>524212779Are you retarded? The point of dating apps is to keep you on them for as long as possible so they can milk you for your money as long as possible.Not to actually find you a partner.
>>524212779Probably the most retarded post ever made. No one is spending anything to raise your birthrates, not that this would raise them. Companies don't give a shit about you, they just want your money.All the big tech people own the same shit so this is mostly just cannibalizing themselves. Promoting AI because you have stocks in AI, hyping up your apps because they are owned by companies you have stocks in, fire employee to reduce operating costs and replace them with tax payer funded ''AI''
>>524212726you'll just get matched with GTP
>>524213600You don't need an app for that
>>524213901no, you're retarded. there are actual matchmaking agencies that charge tons of money and try in earnest to make the matches. tinder on the other hand is an extremely low effort slop app that doesn't care one way or another. the first truly useful AI matchmaker will be able to command $100+ easily per person especially if it has a high success rate.
>>524212957I agree with you that they are doing this, but it will not work out the way they hope for.Anyone had that math word problem during statistics where you are supposed to calculate how many false positives you'll get for every true positive if you start randomly testing people for some disease or whatever.It will be the same with AI, only worse. They will be fucking flooded to the brim with reports about people who made a joke or said something completely unrelated, all the actual reports will just drown in that mass.
>>524213901precisely, and broken down in simple terms:you signal desire for a steady relationship = if you are a man, pay up first for "greater visibility" (aka almost any matches)and get paired with people who are fakes 50%, actual cunts just evaluating their chances and never reacting unless you're "prince perfect" or the cunt needs a scratchand in general with women who signal = "whore-crater bouncy castle HERE"met my GF of 5 years now whilst signaling "I'm also a cockrock bouncycastle for a fling guess what she was signaling i'll tell ... "i'm looking for a steady man" >>524214445good luck finding your "match" in the pot that contains 3% while the other has 97% in a rough guesstimate // also that is not where the "big money" is at, people love to whore around while they are young
>>524214445>Believing that tech companies would ever do anything to benefit societyI've got some bad news for you about Santa Claus anon.
>>524213600How fast do they get you a white girl? Asking for a friend.
>>524215319never said anything about benefitting society or that being their intention. not sure why this concept is difficult to comprehend - tremendous number of lonely people and growing exponentially, first company to actually match them with AI successfully gets insane market cap that makes the current players blush. econ 101, sons.
>>524212726Literally designed a model with zero AI that's better than all of them, sitting on shelf right now because I don't want to deal with all the android/ios shit.
>>524213933What the fuck lmao. It's been ten years and she is my best friend. She's smarter than me. I think I'm probably fine.
>>524213110This. It's too fucked to be fixed.
>>524212726I am so undatable that it doesnt actually match me with anyone, not even bots.Had Tinder for 6 months and got 0 likes.
>>524212726Nope, sorry, I have dating app fatigue. I will not be trying them again.
>>524213025i know.
THE FUCKING ROBOT KEEPS LAUNCHING FAT BITCHES AT ME
>>524212726the chad who made the app gives first dibs on the hotties to himself and his network of friends
