After his supposed "death" in 1883, Karl Marx snuck to Eastern Europe, where he eventually met two revolutionaries named Vladimir Lenin and Joseph Stalin, where they, together, overthrew the Bourgeois Romanov Family of Tsarist Russia (which was weakened by a war-torn Europe), thus instigating the first Communist State. As a token of their gratitude, Lenin gifted Marx a gulag in the icy wastelands of the Arctic, at the North Pole. Marx, knowing his potential to undermine capitalism worldwide, decided to impersonate the patron saint of children, set up a massive spy ring on young children (backed by both the CIA and KGB of course), and had his prisoners, derogatorily called "elves" due to their stunted growth and mutilated ears, to mass produce pirated materials. The tree in each home, where these pirated goods are to be stashed (symbolic of environmentalism), which has a star adorned on the top (a symbol of communism). He then encourages children to worship him, instead of God, to instill atheism in future masses when he tricks them that he doesn't exist. Marx chose Christmas to do his bidding, as it would mean that he would make the masses "conveniently" forget about the birth of Christ, thus leading to secularization of society. All of those who are disobedient, are sent a lump of coal, as a reminder to where they would be sent if they are not good little Communists. There is a reason why "Santa" dresses in red, is led by a German reindeer with a red nose, and has indoctrinated children into being obedient to the State, in promise of free things. The Left wants to protect Santa Marx at all costs, which is why they are pushing for the abolition of fossil fuels, so that the North Pole Gulag would not sink beneath the frozen waters.Santa Marx must be eliminated. How do we destroy this Red Menace once and for all, and stop Santa Marx's indoctrination of children, and return Christmas to celebrating the birth of Christ? We only have until tomorrow to do so.
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>>524218920GAY AZZ LONG TRANNY POST WITH DRY AZZ TEXT OF TRAITOROUS RICH FAGGITS.NO.EAT THE FLESH OF THE RICH. FUCK THEIR VIRGIN WOMEN. BEHEAD THE MONEY GOD.
>>524219089based
SANTA GIFTS ARE FOR SPOILED FAGGITS.THE HOMELESS GET NO GIFTS, THEY ARE SUPERIOR. STOP THIS FAGGY AZZ WORSHIP OF GIFTS. THE BIGGEST REAL GIFT IS BEHEADING THE RICH AND FUCKING VIRGIN WOMEN.
>>524219089Don't forget. Santa Claus is coming to town. Make preparations.
>>524219145based
>>524219145https://youtu.be/ZNEeAIFI6CYou want to partake in Santa Marx's Revolution, don't you?
>>524218920Santa Claus is black
>>524219717ITS THE HOMELESS REVOLUTION.
>>524219122>>524219206YES
>>524219738No. More like having a heart of black.
>>524218920I don't want to stop him though. He's the only one who brought me presents and I saw actual tracks on my roof top. Mind you I live in an old stone house with an actual chimney and a Christmas tree.
>>524220116You are easily bribed. Especially for a Jewish plot to implement communism. All by the Patron Saint of Communism.
>>524220204Communism will fix the world though by collapsing the economy. All the most blessed nations are the ones purged by the cleansing fires of war and starvation. We'll never make it if the peace remains and the flood of foreign invaders continues forever.How the fuck do I solve these dice captchas at this rate I can only get like 1 post in every 15 minutes.I can't solve these fucking dice holy fuck I've tried about 30 times in a row now fuck. It doesn't seem to be lines crossing through squares, it doesn't seem to have to do with the dots in squares, it doesn't seem to have to do with how the squares are clustered together, I don't know what the fuck is the pattern.>failed again, failed again, failed again, failed again, failed again, always the fucking dice
