>Government waters down inheritance tax plan for farmshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8e9n3y28g1o>Husband in court charged with drugging and raping ex-wifehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdrnvvyy8kzo>Scrap non-crime hate incidents, police leaders to recommendhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62dv1l0jelo>Boaters stranded for Christmas after canal collapsehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj013m3q0mlo>Some people have left the church because I am a gay woman, says Archbishophttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg1z3kg6dvoMerry Christmas and Happy Holly!
Christmas mares.
Very very very bad threads, some very very sad lads in this general.
https://youtu.be/DJOtvmi_ESA?si=k6utXwk5ARIAtabi
>>524225398be more specific
>>524225398
Morning lads
>>524225398>>524225398>>524225398
Anyone here like Walruses?
Native redheads have won. The beige forren menace from America has been pushed into a shrinking redoubt in Cornwall
>>524225532Ever notice how "good morning/afternoon" are only ever used as greetings and "good night" is only ever used as a farewell, but "good evening" can be used for both?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdcAJ448zVA
https://youtu.be/bDuxw4rxlsI>>524225658awww i remember those little guys when i went over to westminster for a daynigger thats nuts!
that recent foiled terror attack i could have been a bonus christian he killedit's my ends
Apparently the viking age ended when Harald Hardrada lost at Stamford Bridge in 1066
>>524225939I thought you were a jew
if atheists are right then humans must be the highest forms of consciousness in the known universe and that’s kind of scary considering how dumb humans are
>>524226010nah fuck that with all these terror attacks
but what is consciousness, whose to say the earth isn’t conscious its alive in some sense....
>>524226085You're reliant that the chemicals in your brain are validating your existence.
Extreme sad cunts
>>524226191seething impotent ofcom cuck
>>524226155>brain chemicalsso everything is just a biological robot without a soul, that seems uninspiring why even bother reproducing at that point
weird how comedians are still going. they just do panel gameshows amongst themselves to no audience
>>524226283How you make you brain chemicals respond to this knowledge is entirely on you.
>>524226367Must be hard for comedians to compete with reality, these days.
>>524226367Panel shows are all lefty nudge shite anyway.
>>524226240Yeah, bro, all these gimmicks and characters are actually really really funny and the banter is absolutely banging mate, of course I'm with some government body, it's not that you're a r*ddit tier cringefaggot.
Might have a festive wank
>>524226608https://youtu.be/u4PrzyIB77U?t=657
how long do we have to wait before the end of the world
>>524226756It'll be next year, now.
>>524226921now im worried
>>524226713That's your missus, isn't it?
>>524226756
>>524227078i wish my missus looks like a water goblin fresh from eating a child
wrong link https://youtu.be/_Pyw7VFrzSY?si=hq8BillHpDdEJKYc
>>524226608Wrap some bacon around your willy for a pigs in blanket tugHang a bauble from your willy for a Christmas tree tugSoak your willy in brandy and light it with a match for a Christmas pudding tug
>>524227093Pozzed.>>524227188That raises more quaestions.
>>524227289https://youtu.be/u4PrzyIB77U?t=657
>>524227285This is like the toothpaste for lube wank. Don't do it.
Why do you celebrate the birth of a jew? I never got it.
>>524227387meant to post dvorak lolgetting raped by my bluetooth keyborard
>>524227474Why so you follow a nonce who got bummed by jeets in a desert?
>>524227277
>>524227564Lol, why do you believe jeet lies? Mohammed (Pbuh) was a conqueror, and absolutely buckbroke the Christian Roman Empire.
>>524227624what was up with those verses where muhammad was like yo polytheism is chill and then nah i was manipulated by satanhow can anyone with a brain look at that and think yeah bro i should base my life around this random deliveroo driver
it's time
>>524227624Musnad al-Imam Ahmad bin Hanbal was a jeet?
brothers coming round today who we haven't seen in 3 years and we're going to see nan and granddad who he hasn't seen in 10. will be an interesting day.
>>524227624>and absolutely buckbroke the Christian Roman Empire.he didn't conquer any eastern roman lands though
>>524227861the life of mohammed is admirablebut it's admirable in such a mid wayif he was christian he would be forgotten
>>524227860>who we haven't seen in 3 years>we're going to see nan and granddad who he hasn't seen in 10.How come lad?
>>524227860Get the sherry out and expect lulz.
>>524227946he did some good things
>>524227819>>524227732“satanic verses” is fucking weak af lmao, which has been debunked by real scholars centuries ago. No sahih isnad, cope harder. Qur’an says revelation is protected, full stop.Musnad Ahmad != “all authentic,” but thanks for proving you don’t know Hadith 101.all you can do is parrot regurgitating dead orientalist cope. Stay mad.
>>524228068didn't even provide a counterargument
Bro there's this dude who's always here and like he's into animals like sexually, it's so cool and edgy, then there's this jew who just talks about his empty life and plays pretend, makeing up loads of edgy characters and stuff, like he pretends to have had sex and stuff. Then there's also this other dude and he has a tripcode and he just bullshits and bullshit and bullshit, super cool edgy stuff, and heck we haven't even got round to the funny and cool memes like, the dude who is always watching Cyprus videos with his mum or the hottest meme of the year wigger starmer. Yeah you heard me right it's like dood what if kier starmer was a wigger, it's so zaney and kooky, I live this general bro, all you need is a dinner picture and a folder of green frog dudes and you just fit right in.
>>524228253>makeing
>wigger starmer mentioned
>>524227979he lives with my dad. dad's a cunt who brainwashes people that's why we haven't seen him. he even takes his card away when he does something wrong and he was 20 at the time.>>524228010gonna have to kek
>>524228253Uh ohhhhhh shtinky
>>524228337Imagine Wigger Starmer with Angela Rayner twerking in front of him
i wanna fuck korean bitches up they ass
>>524228253he's gone bloody mental
>>524228330That's another really cool thing about britpol food, if you ever make a mistake there's always some super intelligence guy just there to correct you, such a cool and zaney place bro
>>524228374>he lives with my dad. dad's a cunt who brainwashes people that's why we haven't seen him. he even takes his card away when he does something wrong and he was 20 at the time.Oh. Sorry about your family anon. Hope all goes well with your family get together.
>>524228493there are a few chefs on here. one of them didn't like my noodle soup a while ago
Sex with animals is just SOOOOO old school cool, like dood look at this child pornography my gentledood, so hecking edgy my guy
>>524228464>I WANT TO GET AWAY>I WANT TO FLY AWAY>YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>524228558women like the knot
>>524228337Soo kooky and zaney my guy
>>524228463Trust me, you don't. Kimchi does ungodly things to the bowels.
>he filtered millions
>>524228517thanks anon, merry christmas :-)
>>524228639i take note
>>524228625
>>524228616Hahah, sex with dogs gambling, sexless relationships, alcoholism and Christianity my dood, so cool and edgy, love your contribution my guy you seems super super cool
>>524228639>Kimchi does ungodly things to the bowels.Such as?
>>524228648Hahah he doing the gritty, this totes slaps my good dood
>>524228657>thanks anon, merry christmas :-)Thanks lad.
>>524228702>>524228783It was an expensive hotel bill. Had to rent another room because it was that bad...all over the walls and TV.
>>524228763apparently koreans have fucked up bowels so you should never do anal
>>524228783>fermented culturesfor me, it's my 'booch
hate it when you go bed at 8pm then wake up at 11pm. gotta be up at 7
>>524228830yeah well none of us are perfect
>>524228840Hahaha anal sex quips now, my bro you got it all!
>>524226382perhaps the fact that a robot could feel 'inspired' is somewhat magical by itself but I still don’t see why this 'should' be without some higher purpose, I guess Schopenhauer would call this the 'will to power'... but I think I would rather believe in god
we've all been a korean chick blasting a hotel room with shityou can say ah no not me brobut it's you times ten
My bro is as mad as a box of flannels, what is he like hahaha?!
>>524228957>>524229076playing to a crowd of respectability that doesn't exist
My dood is like ' you're Korean lmao ' you couldn't make this shit up, absolutely HILLARIOUS!!!
>multi week melty>he's still seething about the pass
>>524228938I certainly am not.>>524229000Is inspiration magical, or a seemingly set of variables falling into place with the correct reinforcement? Are we more than our thoughts, or is there a divine spark? Does a flower have more right to life than a tree?
>>524229138My dood like pretending to be the most insecure faggot ever to exist but we all know he juss playin, you're sooo fricking legit my dude.
>>524229292what are you even doing likeyou're just fuckedlike i'm fucked but you're fucked
where does brit/pol/ stand on KJV-only movements?
>>524229370He's doing a bit.
>>524229370Do another quip about anal my guy, luv that for you
>>524229492just be a real human
My dude we should both get vasectomies together then go for a craft beer afterwards
KJV-onlyism is the final redpill
>>524229635must hit so hard if you are dumb as shit
>British boy, 13, 'is stabbed to death in Portugal attack before killer dies in gas explosion'Hm.
>>524229800>>British boy, 13, 'is stabbed to death in Portugal attack before killer dies in gas explosion'
>>524229756THE WORDS OF THE LORD ARE PURE WORDS: AS SILVER TRIED IN A FURNACE OF EARTH, PURIFIED SEVEN TIMES.THOU SHALT KEEP THEM, O LORD, THOU SHALT PRESERVE THEM FROM THIS GENERATION FOR EVER.
>>524229857>It is understood he was attacked by his mother's ex-boyfriend, who then barricaded himself inside her home, Portuguese outlet Diario de Noticias reports. >The 43-year-old Portuguese citizen then allegedly turned on the gas to cause a leak, which killed him in an enormous blast.>He is believed to have a criminal record - and has also reportedly served time in prison. >The schoolboy's mother, also 43, who is British, is understood to have suffered minor physical injuries in the explosion in the centre of the southern European country.
>>524229919i'd knock this kid out clean
>>524226533Slammed him right through the table kekSchizo down
>>524230004Of the Scrabble arena. Maybe.
I'm Christian and I let dudes cum in my ass because it's old school edgey, like how cool four chan bros used to be.
>>524230004this is how he looks nowthat chinstrap is peak aura
>>524226533>>524230085you've done him>>524226240they've done you
anyone got eddie's vocaroo lectures on cromwell?
>>524230171horny tanlines
>>524230171this is how I imagine rabbit to look
>>524230171 BIG LAD
>>524230252Forgot to switch id or off meds?
>>524230541took you 5 minutes to come up with this lil 77th boi? not bringing their best are they eh
>>524230541fucked up his ids again
watching youtube videos in bed all warm and snuggly
>>524230669Hope you’re watching KJV-only videos lad
>>524230266https://vocaroo.com/1bktSrx3ja4x
>>524230706Topkek
>>524230653Nice ID.
>>524230636Defo off meds then yeah.I was skinning up but i am pissed up as just got back from night out with mates and slags. I had a pizza and burnt the skin off the roof of my gob but got my cock sucked by a slag when i dropped her home so decent night overall.You been on here all day cos you are a schizo shut in yeah?Yeah!
>>524229275>Is inspiration magical, or a seemingly set of variables falling into place with the correct reinforcement? Are we more than our thoughts, or is there a divine spark? Does a flower have more right to life than a tree?https://youtu.be/d_UtyRZWbvo?si=HZXjLR1ArZeI0ysi
>>524230706JEJ
>>524230653King ID
>>524230831fucking hell bro thats the best post i've ever seen
>>524230802vivid imagination this 77th boi has
>>524230831>pozzed URL
>>524226608turkey potnoodle after?
Schizo gay dog molestation talking to yourself meltdown old school four channer style, I like it, cool and edgy.
>>524230911We are watching you and have all the logs. Soon the programme will be complete and when you hear the word then you know it will be time.Your mum and dad are robots sent to stop you so you know what you have to do. ynitsed ruoy si ti
>>524229950ffs jefff
>>524231039>>524231066you two should meet up and bum
>>524231084topkek
>>524231102Send me sosbans discord link then so the pimp can arrange it
>>524231084Spat my beer out you cunt.
>>524230910thanks but im sure there's been some better posts sorry i blocked you on x btw
>>524231102Bro sex, but with horse lmao, so fucking funny and then child porn and weed dood, so hecking cool, I might drink alcohol later and get drunk because it's so fuckin' rad my bro
>KJV>Paradise Lost>The Wealth of Nations>The Origin of Specieshail victory
>>524226382What, you jesus-nonces have deified Asmongold now?
>>524231241Based
>>524231171https://kutt.it/yrW4x9
>>524231241I'm on base, dunno bout you.>>524231275Who?
>>524231235why bloc,k mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0&list=RDMy4j3vgFxbE&index=3
>>524230669I haven’t watched any Leutin07 videos for a while. I think it’s time.
>cauldron has a 10k+ follower groyper accountbased
>>524231594Not bad for an effeminate spastic with a drama degree.
>>524231405because im retarded and doxxed myself
>>524231351>>524231380Animal sexual abuse lmao, so cool, can I join your discord?
DR test later and I need to reload.
>>524231768Why do you keep bringing up animal abuse? Latent urges?
>see something comfy>nigger acting churlish>comfiness ruinedSick of 'em
let's talk about niche british twitter e-celebs
>>524232008Ashens has had a few videos out recently. He dropped off a bit after he stopped eating disgusting stuff.
>>524232008Could we not?
>>524231826It's edgey my guy, like old school four chan, the used to have sex with dogs and horse all the time.
>>524232119>Ashenswho is that? qrd?
>>524232177Why don't women know about circular breathing?
Just woke upRemembered I was trapped in this shithole nonce countryWish I were fucking dead
Don’t worry my guys, we come in peace. I think you’re all gurt lush
Predictions for 2026:The AI bubble will collapse April-Jun 2026The US will strike Venezuela to depose Maduro: Jan-MayChinese attack on Taiwan - September-November
>>524232279Extremely old school YouTuber, from back in the days of dial up internet.He’s still going, so it’s a bit of a tradition for people to watch his Christmas stuff.
>>524232291Hey bro you just switched it up! sensing super cool schizo vibes from you doood, how about we talk like I don't despise you and everything you do entirely
>>524232426I think you take this shitposting website far too seriously.
are we going to have any allies after this government?
https://youtu.be/sk3rpYkiHe8?si=xAf0UlLV2LyO98LS
lol
>>524231084Lmao
>>524232631Dood I might start posting pictures of child abuse from a proxy designed just for that, you know as an old school troll, not because I'm a paedophile kek, you know just and old school child porno flood that would be MEGA BASED jej
another lol
>>524232732they should drop wigger starmer pamphlets on london
Or maybe I'll just be pure random penguin and post horses lmao, that would be a fire gimmick
>>524232823If I come across anyone who freely admits to posting such filth I will happily sacrifice my soul as I eat their fucking face. Starting with the left eye.
will the lols ever end
>>524232852Oh heck, imagine how cooool that would be
>>524225532See you in 6 hours
>>524232949Bro it's just an old school troll, it makes people seethe and that's EVERYTHING.
>>524233160There's a difference betwixt a troll and someone that needs battering with mummified hedgehogs.
>>524233222You've been done, you're absolutely seething kek
>>524233289No? I might be off my tits on speed, but seething I ain't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOJuuzwmJz4
>>524233160There have been a lot of range bans on images, before a few months ago I’d never seen any. It’s a definite annoyance, just report and ignore.
>>524232401>YouTuber,>from back in the days of dial up internet.nigger are you retarded?
>>524233362>om>advaiticJeet shit.kys SARR
>>524233526Yes.
>>524233583>kinnae into frequenciesWell that would explain why you're so aggy.
moving out of your parents is a meme to keep you poor
>>524232307dont worry lad you can spend another 17 hours crying about josh on your pedo proxy x
> got more English pussy than you ever will
>>524233751>Sarr please do the needful frequencies sarrrKys shitskin you and yours will be forcibly removed or worse soon enough
> English manhood
Imagine being such a vile cuck you willingly listen to fecaloid music
>>524234075>kinnae into quantum mechanics>kinnae into emotional restraintWhereas I'm here, buzzing my tits off, and you're undergoing self induced liver atrophy.
>>524232823Dont come here anymore since last few months as it was bad enough just full of schizos and bumders but then became a csam drop box too thanks to tripwogs using an actual cp webste to ban evade.Few more drinks and am gone again for a few months only wanted to see what psycho was throwing a paddy fit out of christmas lonesome cope and if any of then killed themself
Fucking agony drinking scotch with the roof of your mouth burnt off by molten hot tomato paste and cheese.Better be healed by time for slapp up chrimby feast
>4am approachesTime to start the prep of the DR test. Shitting myself.
>>524234915you getting bummed lad?
>>524234915>>524234469Kys shitskin. You don't belong here.
