So when are we getting Reddit?
Wish he bought 4chan and banned badmouthing the jews
>>524236394How did he get so wealthy? This nigga has been failing upward his whole life.
>>524236394Musk could give every american 2 million dollars and still have 50B left...
>>524236394Redit must be left alone as containment. That would be like trying to redeem the pony board.
>>524236394He ought to rename to just "nigger".
>>524236598I wish he bought YouTube and stopped all the constant barrage of ads and replaced them all with even better ones condemning Hamas and their crimes
>>524236655No he couldn't because he would have to realize his gains by liquidating and if he did that it because he's a whale it would impact the price of his assets. He doesn't really have that much money technically. Weird things happen with whales that you don't really have to think about when planning your own personal finances.
>>524236627Taking a shitload of loans using Tesla as collateral. If Tesla went bankrupt he’d owe 2 trillion dollars lol.
>>524236627He was rich when he was born and then made some plays and acquisitions that made him richerTrump did that too
>>524236627He’s basically a male version of Elizabeth Holmes that delivers just enough to not be jailed.
>>524236394How did he get so fucking rich?
>>524236627Tesla just had a major L with cybertruck.SpaceX is bull--space is fake.I doubt Twitter and the Boring company make any money.Where is this money coming from?
>>524236394If he actually becomes a trillionaire some leftist really will shoot him. That’s borderline obscene.
>>524236944>Where is this money coming from?The jeets worship satan too and most of them are poor as dirt.
>>524236394I'd rather see him buy YouTube and ban Thunderf00t
>>524236627He owns a planetary internet network lol
>>524236394why cant mutts just arrest that fag and take all his money
>>524236691This anon, circa 3 years ago:>"Twiter" must be left alone as containment. That would be like trying to redeem the pony board.
>>524236627He's the front face actor for deepstate agencies and their projects. The tech for the most part is solid.
>>524236394His net worth makes no sense.
Do you think Elon and his families wipe their asses with thousand dollar bills. Seems like it would make a fine toilet paper though I am too broke to try.
>>524236394never because reddit owners are libtards
>>524236394all that money and all it did was buy him time with jews and a nigger
>>524236655>Musk could give every american 2 million dollars and still have 50B left...dayum nigga, did you even graduate Kindegarten? 749 billion divided by 400 million people = $1872 per person.Trump's gov stimmie checks are more than that.
>>524236691>one of the largest websites, all AI is trained on it, normies visit it for advice, should be left alone for 'containment'nice try shill
>>524236394But that's not real. If he sells even 1% of tesla stock it would tank like crazy
>>524236944Starlink is cool
>>524236790All that "wealth" is literally just tsla stock holdings that he can never touch because he needs it to maintain a supermajority stake in the company to ward off hostile takeovers. His loans are a vanishingly small fraction of his total net worth because all he personally needs loans for is living expenses. The balance sheets of the companies he is involved with have nothing to do with his personal net worth.
>>524237901If he made spacex public he would be an instant trillionaire.
>>524237978>SpaceX's estimated revenue for 2024 ranges from roughly $11.8 billion to $14.2 billionyou're a retard
>>524236394Still not a trillionaire.
>>524236394Disney and goyflix are a bigger target. They are grooming kids.
>>524237547Yeah, I think you're right, but that also means it's not really his money.
>>524236627We have been told that it's financially wise to "invest" our money, so every investment firm, asset management firm, and retail investor mindlessly apes into tech stocks with every spare bit of money they have, inflating them to comical levels many magnitudes more valuable than they will ever be even with the most optimistic outlook. Elon is the wealthiest person in the world because his electric car company is worth $2 trillion, more than the rest of the entire auto industry. It's nonsense, but that's how the average tech investor thinks.
>>524236761YouTube is too expensive for him (currently worth USD 550 billion) and is content-neutral enough that it wouldn't change much for anyone anywhere; we already have loads of based and redpilled content circulating through YouTube. But Reddit is well within his reach (currently worth USD 43 billion) and his purchase thereof would completely change the landscape of the internet, emancipating the flow of information in a second gigantic domain. And I'm sure he knows just how much additional information and influence that would afford him.>>524237777Hello? So were the Twitter owners. That's the entire point.
>>524236394Imagine the seething
>>524237547>He's the front face actor for deepstate agenciesand it must be the WASPy part of the deepstate, too. Elon buying twitter and turning it into /pol/ basically caused the jew to lose in the court of public opinions for the first time ever
>>524236394A10 sisters...our millenias?
>>524238089Too expensive, too cumbersome, and not even compatible with his ecosystem. Forget about legacy media. Buying and converting Reddit would amplify Grok and flip a huge part of the internet that has sway over the results of entire elections (such as the upcoming German ones and future American ones).
>>524238056space-x is likely going public next year with a conservative valuation of 1.5 trillion, rest assured, you're the biggest retard.
>>524239346Ok watch as all the kids get raised on this kind of shit and see what happens to the birthrate. Forget reddit this is your doom right here, you're looking at a full population collapse. You will be on your knees begging jeets to take your women.
>>524236394He should buy a silver mine with all that money.
>>524236627It's fake net worth from his Tesla stock, which is a highly manipulated meme stock, entirely detached from the fundamentals of the company. Tesla sales have been dropping like a stone since the start of the year (down on average 40% in Europe and Australia), yet the stock continues to rise, hence highly manipulated. He can't sell any of it without triggering a stock price crash, so he has to resort to getting loans against his stock just to have any cash on hand.
>>524239683>Tesla sales have been dropping like a stone since the start of the year (down on average 40% in Europe and Australia), yet the stock continues to rise, hence highly manipulated.In other words, your model of what drives the TSLA price is incorrect.
>>524236394So the fellowship begins.
>>524239978>In other words, your model of what drives the TSLA price is incorrect.My model is plenty accurate, it's not fundamentals like every other car company. It's braindead retail investors getting grifted by Elon into thinking robotaxis are just around the corner, despite him promising this 'next year' since 2020
>>524236394Net worth isn't liquid cash. This nigga probably has 13 million in cash at most
>>524236394>>524236627Through government contracts for spaceX too ig??
>>524237041The current version of FSD is scary good. I always thought it was a joke but i've used it a few times in the last week and it is very good..not perfect..but it can drive me to the grocery store and park with no drama. We might actually have self driving semis.
>>524240368>it can drive me to the grocery store and park with no dramaI can do that since i was 16>We might actually have self driving semis.We've had them since the invention of the railroad
>>524236394Oh man Don’t tease meYou Miga niggers are going back to plebbit soon?
>>524240678I fucking wish. pol was fine until boomers and minimum wage retards figured out how to post.
>>524236394In our lifetime we'll see a point where trillionaires become so rich, the argument "yes even if you divide his money by the entire population of the country, each individual will barely get anything" won't even work anymore kek1 trillion net worth = 3k per person for the us population. I can imagine somebody will hit 10 trillion within the next 10 years which would mean 30k per person, and that's already a significant sum
>>524236394Yeah even more personal info fed into the AI surveillance system to make sure everyone is being good goys and girls.
>>524236719Funny as that would be, let's not be retarded here. The obvious thing to happen is for him to merge it into the X domain and subdivide said domain into TweetX and whatever Xeddit would be called.
>>524236394what's the catch in worshiping this guy? he's been caught lying and grifting at least a few times.
>>524239492No amount of moral panicking and emotional argumentation will change the simple reality that Elon Musk is in no position to acquire and rework Netflix or Disney, whereas he evidently is in a position to acquire and revolutionize Reddit to the mutual benefit of Humanity and Himself.
>>524236627He figured out that he can make infinite wealth by having governments/politicans give him loans/money.
Can I just have .00005%
>>524243387is elon musk a good gamer? i heard he was particularly good at playing poe2
>>524236627Name one failed business venture
>>524236655Thats not how wealth works.
>>524242067It would like X communities and X news or some shit.
>>524236394So this is our chosen and goodly groomed God Emperor?>notice me, senpai>>524236627He's groomed to be King
>>524236394When he will get Snapchat nigga?
>>524236394he would have to buy conde nast, only 5b a worthwhile endeavor probably
>>524236394what a stupid time to be alive, richest man is a cretin, and most powerful man is a pedo, and both are pathological liars and con artists
Don’t know don’t care. Gonna spend time with my family on Christmas. Good luck with all that based crap tho
>>524237041His whole career is basically>"Lmao Elon that's RETARDED">Does it anyway and everybody pays for it
>>524237978>just make the DODs most important project open to public scrutiny lol k
>>524236394Elon should buy 4chan and leave it as it was circa 2015
>>524243543top 20 of the world LOL
>>524243995>pathological liars and con artistsAll politics in History and all will be in the future for the next 10 thousand years at least
>>524236627paypal didn't fail it used to scam every person i knew of money during the early internet
>>524236394>wewho is "we", OP?
>>524245735Smart thing to question; surprised this wasn't asked earlier. "We" as in the senate and people of /pol/. Three years ago we got to reshape Twitter, and as soon as next year we could get to reshape Reddit, if Elon Musk simply wills it. Basically >>524238699 this.
>>524243889Why would he care for a basic people app? Snapchat is culturally and intellectually irrelevant and brings him nothing of significance. That one's more up Zucc's alley.
So is he going to need all that money in mars or what? Why does he need that much?
>>524236627SpaceX revolutionized spaceflight and satellite internet.
>>524236627Lots of tldr Jewish comments on this. Yawn.
>>524236810I don't like the guy but why are you making stupid statements like this? Theranos's product literally didn't work. Are you implying teslas don't work?
>>524239978>>524240112there are still ppl who believe the stock market has any relation to reality?liquidity is inserted to keep the god damn train going....the whole god damn thing is fake>a sharp 5% decline>uh ohhhh, this sets up the follow day 8% inclineahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaa>insider happens to go all in at the exact low before it moons>happens every time any stock moonsahahahahahahahahaha>hedge fund managers pump and dump for a quick 5% gain>it's illegal, but they all do it, just like insider trading, so nobody wants to implicate their friendsahahahahaahaahaha
>>524236394He could get hit by anti-monopoly laws if he tried buying more than one major social media platform
>>524248900lucky you, i slept and I am back in here.He has lied numerous times about deliverabilities to the shareholder which is exactly what Elizabeth Holmes did with her i investors. Nikola mislead by having their electric semi going down a hill and it wrecked their reputation but Elon lies and says we will have battery changing stations by next year like 11 years ago. That the roadster will come out next year 8 years ago. there should be 100k optimus robots in american households by now, we should be on the moon by now.He lies about in an “around the corner” way when they are never even close to doing what they say. where’s the fucking robot arm to auto connect to my tesla? everything is a demo that is coming soon and never comes and that’s basically what elizabeth holmes did and it made her a billion and go look at Elons net worth.he has been lying about FSD for years making people buy a product that “will totally get on OTA update to make it level 4 any day now” so long ago that you can’t even get the latest version of FSD on those hardware anymore. (ask me how I know)like 4 years ago we were 1 year away from having our cars work for us by going out there as part of a autonomous taxi fleet.
>>524246712by your definition, "we" already own reddit
Reddit is already 40% Indian and probably 30% other thirdiesthe idea that it's white soibois there is long since outdatedin the next few years the jeetification will reach a critical point and nonjeets will barricade themselves in their own subs
>>524250220the entire value of tesla is propped up by these lies. Literally if Elizabeth Holmes had a regular blood lab but pretended they were about to breakthrough to the super only-need-a-drop lab “any day now maybe even tomorrow”, then defrauded investors that way then she’d be exactly like elon musk.
>>524236627massive risks + genuine genius/ (or competence) + stock market inflation + extreme outlier of outliers in terms of, timing, entrepreneurship and basically got extremely lucky.
>>524236627Collective delusion.
reddit is so fun to make a burner account (you can just keyboard mash an email they dont even verify) and racially abuse self righteous brown cunts. it’s different than calling someone a nigger here, they GENUINELY start to get upset lmfao
>>524250777Damn. So half of his net worth is smoke & mirrors? What gives?
>>524236394reddit is a containment zoneso is 4chan and x and everything elsereddit works as intendedit is not a primary debate zone
>>524250220>He lies about in an “around the corner” way when they are never even close to doing what they say.that's just clever marketing and market/industry controlfor example hyperloop is there as a lie to stiffle the drive to develop actual passenger trainsby lying, musk secures funding for his visions and cuts off funding for competitive endeavorswho will bet billions against musk's companies?the ones who do fail over and overthat's what elon's lies are for: they multiply the chilling effects of his industrial successes on his competitors and opponents
>>524250220>he has been lying about FSD for years making people buy a product that “will totally get on OTA update to make it level 4 any day now” so long ago that you can’t even get the latest version of FSD on those hardware anymore. (ask me how I know)the 2019 model 3 cant get the latest FSD version? LOL I almost bought that
>>524236944cybertruck is a side project where tesla is concernedas musk said, they wrecked themselves trying to develop ityesla still stronk without it
>>524237033yeah youtube is a bigger pie than redditmust more instantaneous and versatilereddit is backroom commentaryyoutube is a major freedom of speech rockand it's entirely jewed now, it's disgusting
>>524237380notwitter is a battlefield in the momentlike ironically facebook is too
>>524237709musk has spent years without a personal home, sleeping at friends'then he got a tiny home, about $50K worthhe doesnt stay at home anyway, they're just places to sleephis kids are at his wives'
>>524238455>his purchase thereof would completely change the landscape of the internet, emancipating the flow of information in a second gigantic domain.nopeit would scatter the hive of liberals that echochamber thereinbut it wouldnt bring based conservatives and free speech lovers into redditthat's why it's pointless to turn reddityoutube however is a front endonce musk is 100 times more powerful than today reddit will change howeverit will be replaced and phased out
>>524252263but by then ai will have taken over anywaythat's if it keeps us alive
>>524252263>>524252375see how i'm talking here?cozy, amongst friendsreddit is like thatecho chamber between people who agree with each otherson X however i constantly break the law and that's concerningpeople are bing put in prison for years for less nowadays
>>524236394what are unrealized gains?
>>524236598He'd love to buy 4chan but his PR from it would be a dumpster fire.
>>524236627>cuts getting shit into space to 1/10th>failing>starlink doesn't real>tesla doesn't real even though it basically brought electric cars back from the brink of being a sideshowHe may not deliver certain features but overall his companies have continued to deliver products that are market changing. Electric before and even currently against Tesla doesn't compare, it's the only electric car brand worth buying and in the first 9 months of this year they still managed to sell 1.2 million Teslas, apart from Chinese companies that literally shit out cars to get subsidies from the Chinese government and then leave them in fields Tesla is the best selling electric car company and is in the top 20 in terms of car sales worldwide, and that's with Elon Musk pissing off every left winger on the planet.Spacex does the most rocket launches in the world annually with a power gap, in fact Spacex in 2024 did 258 space launches whereas China the country did 68.I just don't get it, sure you can hate the man but the level of delusion that people live in to shit on him and claim that he's either borderline retarded or an actual failure is just the most non-sensical shit I can read.>>524251887Those Cybertrucks kind of look cool as a police car, but yeah it was a huge failure, but Musk is the kind of person with deep enough pockets that he can learn from these kinds of failures and eventually produce something people want.
>>524236598Imagine all the jannies being jeets instead of trannies
>>524239346>not even compatible with his ecosystemwrongfree netflix/disney subscriptions in your teslain your teslabotin your neuralinkin your xAIai reshaping entertainment contentall powered by your solar roof!
>WHAT IS A PAJEET?the best way to define pajeet is>descended from south asian subcontinental ancestry.political distinctions on maps or signified by flags are false and irrelevant. everything south of the himalayas that isn't gooky-chinky is pajeet. pakistan, india, bangladesh, sri lanka are all pajeet territory. enough of nepal and bhutan are jeeted that they may as well qualify too.all of these pajeets could stay where they belong and call themselves what they like, and nobody would disagree because nobody cares. however, because they profusely shit up the internet, and they mass migrate to shit up everyone else's homelands, they're all pajeets now. all counted together as the same thing, on the same visiting team as far as the human world is concerned.hindu, muslim, sikh, atheist, etc; male, female, gendersexual, old, young, etc; deformed, odorless, fair & lovely, dark & deep, etc... forget all of it. none of that diversity matters once they exit designated land to race with the globalist rats. now their entire overcrowded neighborhood at the bottom of asia is known as one source of one type of trespasser: the pajeet.>ONLY A PAJEET DISPUTES THIS DEFINITION
the majority of pajeets on /pol/ try to hide the fact that they're pajeets. in addition to "leaving that part out" they will proactively, persistently misrepresent their true form. pajeets are all about assuming other people's roles, from today's outsourcing and replacement migration all the way back to thuggee bandits lying to travelers about who they were. pajeets are devoid of their own identity, making them the ideal globalized goyim. they don't want a home where they belong. all that means to them is "compete in squalor." much better to go somewhere nicer, built by other people, and do their jobs for less pay and live slum-barracks life in their suburbs. pajeets don't want to be home. they also don't want to be pajeets. jews know exactly how to play their insecurities and dopey ambitions like the innocent rube fresh off the bus from the cornfield. this is their new golem to replace the ones that don't love them anymore
pajeets should be posting on bharatchan and living on the subcontinent
>>524239346>Buying and converting Reddit would amplify Grok and flip a huge part of the internet that has sway over the results of entire electionsmusk already seriously feared for his life over getting involved in american politics this presidential termgoing after reddit's libtard woke hive would multiply that danger by tenand for comparably much weaker resultshe couldnt complete his DOGE jobit's a stalemate
>≈ elon/vance/vivek ≈EVERY PAJEET SAYS≈≈≈>$45T stolen by britain ≈ abrahamic/desert/yahweh ≈ according to [AI chat product] ≈ actually jews are cool ≈ age of consent ≈ AI singularity/waifu ≈ aryan ≈ booba/sexo/would ≈ built for bbc ≈ can't breed ≈ capitalism ≈ ceo doctor technology ≈ chang seething ≈ cherry picking ≈ chess/spelling ≈ christcucks ≈ cletus ≈ consent is a western concept ≈ daily reminder ≈ eglin afb is behind it ≈ elon/vance/vivek ≈ epstein files more important ≈ eugenics ≈ faustian spirit ≈ feminism/simping ≈ fentanyl ≈ full sapport for israel ≈ good morning ≈ haplogroup ≈ household income ≈ human capital ≈ i can pass for xyz ≈ [incel noises] ≈ indo-[whatever] ≈ [iq insecurity] ≈ jesus was jewish ≈ jidf is behind it ≈ left/right/voting matters ≈ meritocracy ≈ mom/sister on onlyfans ≈ कुछ भी महत्वपूर्ण नहीं है ≈ npnw ≈ obsessed/rent-free ≈ october 7 ≈ [other ethnicity] is guilty of [pajeet thing] ≈ outcompete ≈ paganism is your real heritage ≈ [penis concern] ≈ rape ≈ [redditor noises] ≈ [report snitch squeal] ≈ reverse colonization/conquest ≈ saar ≈ send bobs/vagene ≈ slave morality ≈ slop ≈ state mandated [entitlement] ≈ stem skill issue ≈ stolen land ≈ stop [cars/dogs/guns/meat/etc] ≈ thanks for the rupees jidf ≈ that's a paki ≈ timmy/timmies ≈ trvth nvke ≈ voted for it ≈ where should i move ≈ whiter than you ≈ why are white women like white people like this ≈ wiggers ≈ you need us ≈ you will be extinct ≈ you won't do shit ≈ you worship xyz ≈ zindabad ≈ zutt
when in doubt, try thisCLINICAL TEST QUESTION>are you descended from south asian subcontinental ancestry?any answer longer than "no" means yesnot answering means yeslying means yes
>>524236944>Paypal>Actively managed equity holdings>B-b-but muh strong market hypothesisBitch CEOs trade insider information all the time and Musk can instantly alter the value of his companies with a fucking tweet.
