HAPPENING HAPPENING SANTA IS ON THE MOVE
>>524262023SANTA JUST GOT SHOT DOWN BY ISRAELI F-35S
>>524262023BASEDNICECHADS STAY WINNINGNAUGHTYBROS BTFO
>>524262023SANTA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
holy shit.he's dropping mad ordinance onto Ireland
4I/Santa confirmed
Oh he gaan.
>>524262023A santa just flew over my north pole
>>524262023You fuckers are all on palantirs naughty boys list .
>>524262736>naughty goys list
>>524262736Fuck off, Alex.
>>524262023>globohomo earth modelWhen the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.
>>524262023PROTECT HIM
>>524262988>8 planets
>>524262023>Santa>SpaceYou idiots still just can't accept the fact that you've been scammed, can you?
>>524263835>curvizon>Curvizontal
>>524262023>When you realize that this was 3I/ATLAS all along.
>>524262023That's CGI you idiots
>>524264748Santa is real.
>>524264748>being a naughty lister
>>524264748>SANTA'S NOT REAL, IT'S JUST CGI
somebody shoot down that communist
>>524265685>>524265761>>524265868Bots are now able to run 'cope-seethe.exe' upon confrontation. I am not ready for 2026
>>524264748Fuck you
>>524262116I hope they were the f35s that we paid for
>>524262023
>>524262023Merry Christmas Faggots, may Santa Bring you a world without jews
>>524262023The santa psyop is child abuse
How THE FUCK did he manage the fly over Ukraine!? Thought was a no-fly zone!?
>>524262023>You VILL be jolly>You VILL be merry
>>524262023A second Santa has hit the building.
GOD SPEED, YOU BIG JOLLY RED NIGGER
that fucking nigger brought me coal last year
>>524262023Me at six years old: How could Santa deliver so many gifts all in the same night? It's not physically possible to deliver to everyone.My parents: It's magic. (Avoiding telling me that Santa skips over all the third world shitholes and only delivers to the White kids, even the ones who were bad.)
>>524262023casually avoids flying over africa
An international incident pending, no doubt! lol
>>524262023fuck his bitch asshasn't gotten me a gift in 30 years since I called a kid in my class a faggot
>>524268884>Avoiding telling me that Santa skips over all the third world shitholes
>>524262023Something wholesome on /pol/??
>>524262023Shoot it down!
>HEADING FOR IRAN!!!!Santa loaded with bunker busters
>>524269308You should try being nice for a change, that's your problem anon.
Tonight I don't care what color you are, repent, find Christ within you, and Merry Christmas.
>>524269364Show me the plates of half eaten cookies left out for Santa in fucking Islamabad. There's no proof he was ever there.
>>524270176google wouldn't lie, your parents did tho
>>524262023Jokes on you fags, I was secretly nice this year so Ill be playing my Xbox handheld while you will be shoving coal up your own ass
WHAT THE FUCKTODD JUST 95% V.A.T.S CRIT THE SLEIGH WITH A PIPE PISTOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>524271995>Work one day a year>Have to visit IndiaWould you do it?
