SHOTS FIRED AT NAKATOMI PLAZA, LOS ANGELES, POSSIBLE HOSTAGE SITUATION
>mom i posted it again!
>>524267630This is so sad. $50 billion more to Israel :(
>>524267630Lethal Weapon is a better Christmas movie
>>524267630WTFMODS STICKY THIS THREAD SHIT GOING DOWN
>>524267630>SHOTS FIRED AT NAKATOMI PLAZA, LOS ANGELES, POSSIBLE HOSTAGE SITUATION
>>524267630I hear a bare-footed badass is en route to fix the situation.
>>524267630Uhh this isn't legit right... right..?
You posted this too early you retarded faggot Like 10 hours early at least It's not even 10 am in LA right now Delete this thread
>>524267630this is when family matters most. stay safe out there people.
>>524267630Who is it? Islamists? New Provo Front? Baader-Meinhoff? Asian Dawn?
>>524267630>On Christmas EveThey act like anyone here gives a shit about Christmas beyond consumer. Oh no my materialistic holiday is ruined! How can I celebrate goyslop now?!
>>524267630>sniff
>>524267630Now I have a machine gun ho-ho-ho.
>>524269747Oi, m8, u got a loicense fo that?!?!
>>524269729this was an IQ test and you failed. bet your palms aren't the same color as your arms, huh
Yippie-ki-yay motherfuckersAnd a happy holiday tooOP is one of the good spammers, like the women are livestock guy, I hope he posts this every year forever
>>524267630Apparently the have Bruce Willis' brain held hostage.
>>524267630Holy fuck!!!! It’s real. TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW!!!
>>524267630I'm gettin too old for this shit.
Name my band.
>>524267630cringy turkey pajeet go back to india
>>524267659This thread is a dies hard.
>>524269580Theo set his script to post too early.
>>524267630I'm not worried
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8Daily reminder that:(((Irving Berlin))) wrote White Christmas, Happy Holidays/The Holiday Season, and Easter Parade(((Robert L. May))) Came up with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer((((Johnny Marks))) wrote the Rudolph song, Holly Jolly Christmas, Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, and Run Run Rudolph(((Robert Allen))) and (((Al Stillman))) wrote [There's no place like] Home for the Holidays(((Mitchell Parish))) wrote the lyrics to Sleigh Ride [Leroy Anderson is cool, however](((Felix Bernard))) and Richard Smith (not confirmed) wrote Winter Wonderland(((Samuel Cohn))) and (((Jule Styne))) wrote Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!(((George Wyle))) wrote It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year(((Robert Wells))) and (((Mel Tormé))) wrote 'Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire/The Christmas Song'.(((Jerry Herman))) wrote We Need a Little Christmas for his musical 'Mame'(((Frank Loesser))) wrote 'Baby, It's Cold Outside'(((Bob Geldof))) and James Ure wrote 'Do They Know its Christmas?'(((Philip Springer))) and (((Joan Javits))) wrote 'Santa Baby' (one of the most subversive songs imo)(((Shari Lewis))) did several Christmas specials with Lamb Chop in which she never mentioned Jesus.The (((Three Stooges))) performed Wreck the Halls(((Kenny G))) performed a full Christmas album (without words, of course)(((William Shatner))) played Santa for the film 'Gotta Catch Santa Claus'
>>524270912The Grubernauts.
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>>524271495It's that simple folks: No Jews, No Christmas.
>>524272336You may be wondering what Christmas carols (besides hymns and songs praising Christ) are certified non-kosher.Here's a non-comprehensive list.Jingle Bells (James Lord Pierpont, a Confederate Soldier)Up on the Housetop (Benjamin Hanby, 1864)Deck the Halls (lyrics by Thomas Oliphant, 1862)Jingle Bell Rock (Bobby Helms, Matthew 5:4 is on his tombstone)Little Saint Nick (Beach Boys, also they've sang the Lord's Prayer and We Three Kings)Blue Christmas (Billy Hayes & Jay Johnson)Feliz Navidad (José Feliciano)Last Christmas (George Michael & Aaron Ridgeley, a Greek and an Italian)Here Comes Santa Claus (Oakley Haldeman & Gene Autry, Methodist), 'Santa knows we're all God's Children', find a Jew who believes that!Frosty the Snowman (Walter Rollins & Steve Nelson), very little on eitherIt's Beginning to Look a lot like Christmas (Meredith Willson), coincidentally 'The Music Man' is greatThe Twelve Days of Christmas (sometime pre-1800)Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (Ralph Blane and Hugh Martin, Christian graves, note the 'If the Faith's Allowed' line, they knew what we are up against)Santa Claus is Comin' to Town (Haven Gillespie & John Fred Coots)Mele Kalikimaka (Robert Alex Anderson)All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth (Donald Gardner, also a hymn writer)The Chipmunk Song (Ross Bagdasarian)Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer (Elmo & Patsy Shropshire)Merry Christmas Darling (Frank Pooler and the Carpenters)Christmas Time is Here (Vince Guaraldi and ((Lee Mendelson)))), but Lee gets a pass because he didn't think A Charlie Brown Christmas would do well, Linus literally reads Luke 2, and it ends with 'Hark! the Herald Angels Sing'. YOU GOT SUBVERTED LEE!
I'm on it
>>524267630Thanks, anon. Keep me posted.
>>524272776Who is in charge here?
>>524272537In the Bleak Midwinter by Christina Rossetti should be on the list.
>>524270915No fun faggot
>>524267630Finally a Christmas thread, but why by a turkroach?Merry Christmas anonsHappy Holocaust jews
>come to the Holocaust, we'll gas the kikes together, have a few laughs
>>524272946Thank you, I was not familiar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHHl0NiIAy4
ackshually die hard came out in july it was a summer blockbuster and not a christmas filmhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe sneed feedmas everybody
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