>*goon for 4 hours*>*head to christmas dinner*>aunt: well look who just popped out of their of their cave>mom: its our little political commentator>uncle: don't tell me you're still a trump supporter? have you seen the news? he's a pedo anon. how can you support that? hate to say i told you so anon, he's not a good person>grandma: honey when are you going to get a gf, you're such a handsome boy to be single at 37
Sigh. At least theyre white.
>>524275015
Give me pizza
>>524275015>*grab my plate*>scream "FUCK NIGGERS">Do a 360 and moonwalk back into my room
>>524275199based
>>524275015>"Thats great unc. Still waiting on your apology for being wrong about Trump colluding with Russia to win 2016 though."
>>524275015>implying I have still familyI'm gooning on my christmas dinner rn
>>524275271>he took the baitngmi
>>524275015>Pulls my pants down and cums and piss all over them and shit all over the floor. What do niggers?
>>524275015Haha yummy food, family! Kill all kikes and a merry Christmas to all!
>>524275324>he took the baitngmi
>>524275015>familyKek
>>524275160This three shots of spiced rum in and I will have the entire table seig heiling
>>524275015My family are all either major trump supporters or apolitical. While that itself can get annoying it's better than having White-guilt liberals for relatives.
I swithed sides... Viva Niggers&Jews! Gas the Goyim! Lets Eat!
>>524275362>Act like a gay faggot to ruin it for everyoneWhy are trannies like this?
>>524275015At least you're still a virgin.
>>524275015"Oh look who it is""I thought you were dead""Decided to come out of your bedroom for the first time this year" "Leave him alone Aaron, tell me son, have you found a girlfriend yet""Margret give it a break, son, how is your career going"
>>524275015Atp my family thinks I'm gay because I haven't dated in like 7 years. They really can't comprehend that women now vs women back then are effectively different species. Most of us guys aren't very different from our grandfathers, but young women are MASSIVELY different from their grandmothers.
>>524275936It's generational disconnects like these that make me not want to get together with my family. Technically a family could still be cool about it but some families like use it against you especially if you have excelled beyond them in other parts of life.
>>524275384>he took the baitngmi
>>524275015>"I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!"
>>524275936Nah you’re just a whiny faggot lmaoJust switch teams already and save us the learned helplessness whinging if you’re not gonna do anything to change your nopussy problem.
>>524275015>Haha! You got me! I was wrong. So anyway, Aunt, can I talk talk to you in my room in private?
>>524276109Anon what the fuck is wrong with you honestly. You think I wouldn’t give anything to have Christmas dinner with my grandma after she died last month? You have people that love you and you won’t see them because you just gave up and buried your head in the sand? The incel kids are honestly worse than women, at least you can stick your cock in their mouths to shut them up for a while
>>524275936You should spew Incel politics over dinner.
>>524275015>uncle: don't tell me you're still a trump supporter? have you seen the news? he's a pedo anon. how can you support that? hate to say i told you so anon, he's not a good personimagine a boomer uncle saying this.
>>524276412That's good that you get along with your family anon. Just because someone loves me doesn't mean I'm going to do whatever it is they want, in this case, visit them. Some of us have had complicated relationships with our parents which involves addiction and narcissism.
>>524275015You forgot the based and redpilled uncle who agrees with all your views while also being married to some 5/10 SEAmonkey who is 30 year younger than him. No? Probably just my family then…
>>524275015>*goon for 4 hours*>*head to christmas dinner*>aunt: well look who just popped out of their of their caveSo specific it can only be a self-report.
>>524275015>>*goon for 4 hours*NEVER GOON!
>>524275015Does anybody even have a family any more? My father and mother are both estranged from me over things any other generation would have shrugged off and hugged out.
>>524275936Everyone from my family keeps telling me not to marry or even date, even the women in the family say ots not worth the trouble.
>>524275015>goon for zero (0) hours>go to Christmas dinner >don't talk about politics like a fucking 'sperg>have a nice time with my family who I love.jews cannot understand this.
>>524275015How's it going guys! Are we having a good Christmas?Boy have I got some crazy shit to tell you guys about Pizzagate, global jewish control of your political system, jewish history,spicy rabbi quotes, jewish control over the media and international migration all with verifiable sources..Now I know some of you guys are pretty left-leaning but be honest non of you really give a shit about Israel anymore since the Palestinian genocide, right?Cool maybe we can even combine our nationalist and socialist ideologies..Maybe call it something like "National Socialism" has a pretty nice ring to it doncha think?
>>524275015>4 hoursWho tf has time for this
>>524275015Bold of you to assume I came out.
>>524277014You are not a real american, anon.
>>524275093>sister brings in her two mutts
>>524276109I mean if you come out of your room for the first time all year announcing you're a furry, introducing your tranny or black bf, perhaps telling them you've got a super power but not revealing it, then normies are not going to be receptive to that. If thats not what you're doing, give some examples of a disconnect and how they could bridge that gap
>>524275015>left out the part of being pisstanked on 15 beer
>>524277469I fight for the rights of every man.
>>524275160I would crush that old bitch skull. Racist ass ho.
>>524276601I am that uncle. Take the rice pill and maybe all your Christmases be bright!
>>524275015I’m not brown I’ve never hooked I could just go outside and wink at a brown girl when I get horny, easy sex
>>524277726Gooned*Stupid phone
>>524275015You have a good family. Appriciate them.
>>524277014how dare you be normal
When people get married in their 20's they are usually living back at their parents house again by 37 because they have to pay child support and can't afford to live alone.
>>524275406this.>play league>dad drinks>prep dinner>drink too to cope with him spewing bs>yum>escape fast>most sad day of the year>he finishes the bottleholy shit if only i had someone to hug right now, i fucking hate everyone except my one friend who is in asia right now. merry christmas dear anons ily
>>524275015>aunt: well look who just popped out of their of their cavehaven't you had enough to drink aunt linda?>uncle: don't tell me you're still a trump supporter? have you seen the news? he's a pedo anon. how can you support that? hate to say i told you so anon, he's not a good personi never liked you ugly faggot>mom: its our little political commentatorlove you mom>grandma: honey when are you going to get a gf, you're such a handsome boy to be single at 37love you grandma
>>524275015Do amuttricans really?
>>524277704It wouldn’t surprise me if you actually are my uncle. I know he reads this place. He’s actually trying to redpill Ling Ling on the Jews but she doesn’t really get it yet.
I just have my Uncle Leon and his wife Marsha this yearWe all headed down to a good christmas community party put on by the Kiwanis this yearShes been a cashier at wal mart for the past 6 years and Leon cant work cause of his smoking I think Marsha is about to divorce him tho
>>524275271>*pretend I never believed that*>*imply it's weird you're still mad about things from almost 10 years ago*>*whole table takes my side and you look silly*>*make a joke about how you're still gonna be mad about this moment 2035*>*whole table roars with laughter*>*I smirk and give you a wink*
>>524277663you would crush your mothers skull for new sneakers, nigger
>>524275015>Why are you all dressed like it's summer out when it's December? Also, jews did 9/11 and secretly control all aspects of society.
>>524275199Awesome
>me 5 drinks in when the topic of politics comes up
>>524276381I've always wanted to fuck my aunts, too.
>>524275015>>*head to christmas dinner*jokes on you. i have literally no friends, no family, no coworkers, no acquaintances. if i died nobody would even notice until my landlord found the decaying body when he broke in to evict me after a few months of missed rent payments.
>>524278039My wife is pretty redpilled. She is a literal DDS Duterte Death Squad supporter. Pretty pissed off when he got arrested.
>>524277663>try not to act like a nigger challenge: impossible
>>524278647Did you buy your flip wife or go there to meet her? I have a friend who was in the Navy and he loved visiting the Philippines for the women.
>>524275015merry christmas to wojak wifejak doomer plapjak and doge
>>524275015My parents and I went no contact with all of the cousins and aunts and uncles around 2016. Since then 3 of my grandparents died and now I just have one grandma left and my parents. When they die I will have nobody. Moved states and bought a home and haven’t bothered meeting anyone that lives near me. Maybe I will try dating and marry into a family who has Christmas gatherings. For now it’s just me and the 2 cats I adopted.
>>524277977>>aunt: well look who just popped out of their of their cave>haven't you had enough to drink aunt linda?
>>524277906>he hates his family>he thinks "friends" existgrim
>>524278141>>*whole table takes my side and you look silly*>cares about peer pressure from normgroidsKEK, faggot
>>524278923I actually met her in the US. She is from an upper class background and was working an assignment for an international company.
>>524275015>mom: its our little political commentatorkek
my parents are dead, my whole family have always hated each other (didnt even go to each other's funeral) and i basically have not a single person in my lifealso 31 year old touchless khv, 5'8" and uglypolitical implications of the absolute state of my life?
>>524278923I would NOT recommend marrying a poor flip woman. That's where all the horror stories of sick water buffalo come from.
>>524278372Niggers aren’t responsible for shit, it was jews who brought them here and forced white people at gunpoint to let them integrate into our communities
>>524275160Lmaoing at this pic every time. This could be my 93-y-o grandma. She complained about niggers (sic!) during Xmas dinner (and I wholeheartedly agreed with her).
>>524279444you're boiled dawg. not much perspective here
>>524279444Beer Hall Putsch 2.0, it's time anon.....
>>524279444To us a Son is born Immanuel for God has visited his people and a great light shined even to them atanding in the shadow of death and of His kingdom there shall be no end.
>>524279444>tripsFor some reason, the identity of political killers is always remembered>good speeed Hans and many frags
>>524276904Redpilled. I have some married friends and it seems like they only got married for pussy. They complain about their wives all the time and get drunk and talk about how they want to kill their self. My one friends wife walked out on him for a month and during that time he kept saying he might kill himself if she didnt come back. She's probably going to leave again and maybe he'll rope then after he gets divorce raped. Ive been single for years, no pussy and no problems
>the fuck are all you cunts doing in muh house?>leave the food and booze and get the fuck out*goes to gunsafe*>anyone here when I get back is a trespasser and will be treated as such.
>>524277906I'd hug you if you didn't want to kill me for being a tranny (idc what I'm seen as)Most of my family is dead, but on my end, colleagues give me hugs, friends do. I get local support from my community which I've done much community service for. I've gotten tons of Christmas gifts from people all over. A faithful partner whom I'm loyal to.(not because I'm a tranny, don't troon out)All because I stopped hating everyone including myself, and bettered myself instead (try to learn anything, for at least a short time every day). I then could at least try to change the urban decay, destitute poverty and rot I saw in the community around me.Know that the place you're in won't be forever, I've been in that spot before so I know there's surely better days ahead. Merry Christmas
>>524279162maybe you are right anon, my friend has totally dropped me when he got to know another guy i was friends with. they spent all free time together until they had beef and estranged. so we are spending time again now. maybe im alone and thats just cope.
>>524280831thank you so much anon i wish you all the best from the bottom of my heart. merry christmas
>>524275160Sieg Heil granny Sieg Heil
>>524279285Yes. When people take my side and ostracize you, that means I win.
My uncle can't die soon enough, I wish the very worst death upon him.
Christmas with my liberal voting family and im fucked up on the antibiotics im on cause of my gum infection lmao can't even drink :(
My turkey is about to come out of the oven to rest, I'm doing a 2nd Thanksgiving meal with stuffing, potatoes, squash and greens. It's just for us but we're eating good. Merry Christmas, lonely anons.
>>524275526They are mentally ill.We should put them in institutions like we used to.
>>524275936You're stupid enough to believe everyone's gramma was a well behaved virgin when grandpa met them.kek
>>524275160The granny lived through Heaven under Hitlers decade of not being a slave to Jewry and her progeny mocks and laughs at her for being backwards. This is sadness
>>524279444Be happy you don’t have STDs. Having sex is a massive risk to your health.t. Have to get tested in 4 weeks, if I have incurable genitial herpes I am killing myself
>>524275015What’d you use for goonfuel anon?
lol this thread really shows that this board is full of bunch of loosers and faggots. The sad truth is that you hate everyone (especially Jews) because you hate yourself.>kill yourself kikeNo need to, I actually have a loving family, friends and wife.
>>524283463>I actually have a loving family, friends and wife.So you sprung for the premium package. Uncharacteristic!
>>524279444>I suffer in Germany
>>524283131I have a friend who has incurable genital herpes. He ended up marrying a woman who also has incurable genital herpes.
