/pol/ humor thread
Here's a brain teaser.
Eh you tried. How did you solve the captcha ranjeesh? You discovered which image isn't a triangle?
>>524277050
>>524276963troy has fallen,bronze age is over
>>524276963election night soon miggers
>>524277172That's not good for you though.
>>524277078The vet 100%
>>524277078Is the joke that you're retarded if you pick anyone except top left?
>>524276963LMAO Reddit is down there and to your left.
>>524277078I choose grandpa
>>524276963>blackAhem... NIGGER!!!
>>524276963>tranny comic about killing people they disagree withmany such cases. sad!
>>524276963I mean if we made a movie about Mansa Musa using Ryan Gosling it would be based not gonna lie
>>524277078Vet 100%, if it's just doing first aid on a wound like stitches then it's no different from most mammals.
>>524276963It sucks bc niggers and bc ahistorical
>>524278279Where are the niggers in the trailer? I don't see any. Is the guy in the big helmut a nigger? I can't tell from the lighting.
>>524278395I think a lot of this would be solved if they changed their ethnicities with AI, makeup or CGI. That way everyone gets what they want.
>>524277078Bottom right
>>524276963Haha, ihr armseligen Rassisten bringt mich mit euren politisch motivierten Beiträgen immer wieder zum Lachen.Seid doch mal ehrlich, die meisten People of Color sind um Längen sexier als eure weißen Nachkommen es je sein werden. Kommt mal klar, ihr Loser.
>>524277078Grampa save me please.>Clint Malarchuk, a Buffalo Sabres goalie, whose carotid artery and jugular vein were slashed by a skate in 1989, saved by trainer Jim Pizzutelli (a Vietnam combat medic) applying immediate pressure until doctors arrived, allowing him to return to play weeks later.
>>524278391Round house kick Harvey Weinstein into Gauntanomo Bay to get spitroasted by Latin Kings and ISIS with extra large magnum dicks while also getting Abu Ghraibed at a CIA black site while also getting Havana syndromed while also getting bottom surgeried by imprisoned Iranian surgeons and then triple spit roasted all over again.
>>524277873Working on an anaesthetised cat and working on a fully conscious, panicking and possibly combative human isn't even the same ball game. Vetinary surgery is closer to fishmongery than emergency medicine and anyone who picks anyone other than James is an idiot.
>>524277078The vet.
>>524277093>troyJust Proto-Rome. It survived as Aeneas traveled west, pump-and-dumbed Dido and then went on to create a kingdom in Italy which eventually led to the founding of Rome
>>524277078Ethan, because only a psychopath would be walking around carrying their own personal surgical tools, and therefore he would be perfectly calm performing the surgery without panicking, and he would probably have some experience from various small animals he has practiced on in his free time.
>>524281632bro Virgil made that up post hoc so Rome had an origin story connected to the HCU (Hellenic Cinematic Universe)it's literally just fanfiction