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bogdan can't use linux, he prefers samsung.
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I killed a pheasant with my car today
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Haven't been back in a while. Why are there dark as night nogs everywhere speaking Swahili or some shit?
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Low effort dogshit OPs
It's christmas put some effort in ffs
No fucking standards
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>>524283191
They have always been here, you bigot.
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>>524283158
Isn't android a distro of Unix though?
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Nearly Christmas lads

On the Benedictine and brandy
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>>524283296
Android? he prefers playstation.
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>>524283176
It would be rude not to eat it.
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>>524283327
I wish it would snow it's been another shite year of fuck all
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>>524283357
PlayStation? He's an n-gage fanatic.
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>>524283043
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>Merry Halalmas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-PyWfVkjZc
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>>524283043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obrztDoMW8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obrztDoMW8g
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>>524283476
WHAEYYYYYYYYY SHAKEY
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>>524283476
jewish phenotype..
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>>524283176
Wouldnt a shotgun have been easier?
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>>524283377
thats what she said
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>>524283158
how? tell me
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>>524283545
He'll be fine. You can survive a bit of fire.
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Time for a mint flavoured chocolate orange
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>>524283549
Both smell similar after being hung for a week.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwntAXX9rGc

Backing up the pissend of my life a dacia on my mind
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>>524283435
It was good last early jan, but good snow is rare

Have headed off to Spain for some sun, its not that hot, but still shorts weather in the sun, but the escape from the drizzle and endless grey makes all the difference

I can take the cold, love the snow and frost, but the grey and damp day after day really pisses me off
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>>524283435
I’m on it, if it goes wrong it could blow a hole in the fabric of space time.

I’m willing to take the risk though.
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>>524283158
Autistic techlet shitskin jeet seething alone on christmas eve kek
Also android is a linux distro, done yourself you brown retard. Lmao
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>>524283589
rabbit quick your toupee is getting away
filtered
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>>524283176
what did it say to provoke you?
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>>524283660
Did you get it cheap from Lidl?
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What did the Anglo say to the Jew?
>My turn kike.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI9Bg38BKCk
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>>524283842
man pheasants are dumb as fuck, you see them all the time on country roads near fields. They see a car, their instinct is either to run towards it, or directly in front of it at 4 mph. They're so stupid they should have called them Irishbirds. Those birds just don't want to live
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>>524283660
Your sister’s cunt was mint. Fr
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>>524283823
You ever done vegetarian or vegan larp?
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>>524283685
he's fucking seething
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Something is happening lads
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>>524283930
Taste good though.
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>>524283930
sounds like an excuse, reckon you're probably a pheasist
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>>524283176
Is roadkill legal to consume in bongistan or you need a loicense for that too?
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>>524284036
mate of mine (farmer, shotgun type, kills them regularly) says you should hang them up to let them "rot a bit". I guess the butcher would call them seasoned
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I've already forgotten what that barmaid looked like
I'm not Petrarch after all
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I was once in a park singing, "The goys are back in town, the goys are back in town" when this cute Hasidic bird walked out from behind a hedge
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>>524283191
>nogs everywhere speaking Swahili
That’s the new language of the isles, get used to it.
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>IMAGINE BEING DAGO OR PATCHNONCE IN DECEMBER 2025
COULDN'T BE ME!
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>>524284033
Bongs don’t believe in Jesus.
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HEY STEERPIKE I DARE YOU TO POST SOMETHING DANGEROUS AGAIN LIKE S CLUB 7 RECORDS
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>>524284091
might depend on the bird but when i grew what i heard is you can't kill it then pick it up and eat it but it's legal for the person behind you to pick it up and eat it doesn't mean you can work in teams though. this might be complete bullshit fyi
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Larping as a form of self comfort the thread
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>>524284261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MX6cKfRCRo
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>>524284098
Supermarkets call it 'dry aging.'
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>>524283465
seems unlikely - seeing as Bongs don't speak much Greek/Russian
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>>524283930
It's not that they're dumb it's that they're bred in captivity specifically for shoots so they have no awareness of anything. Pheasants aren't a native wild species in the UK.
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Just watched sling blade. Good film that
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>>524284017
Strange fellow.
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>>524283435
>I wish it would snow
Soon fren
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>>524284334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRV4bPlSNyE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRV4bPlSNyE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRV4bPlSNyE
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THE TRICK THIS YEAR IS TO GET MORE WASTED THAN STEERPIKE IS NOW
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>>524283435
The BAMEs brought their weather with them.
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>>524284406
"Yes, an entire Evangelical Protestant church in Halifax, England, known as Hope Church (part of the FIEC), transitioned to Eastern Orthodoxy in 2025, becoming the St. Hilda Orthodox Community under the Antiochian Archdiocese, marking a significant local event as the congregation found "fullness" in Orthodox tradition."

A few anglo scum probably went to a Romanian church once and said "we want this too":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2_jj-TkOIs
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>>524284307
It'll be lonely this Christmas
Without you to hold
It'll be lonely this Christmas
Lonely and cold
It'll be cold, so cold
Without you to hold
This Christmas
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>>524284456
there sure seems to be a lot of them flying around here. I see one or two every time I take a drive.
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>>524284583
It's global boiling. We need net zero if we want to stop it from getting worse. So far, China is the only country to actually put their carbon output into net negative. If the whole world does the same, you will be able to enjoy snow again in 20-30 years.
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>>524284523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpsvWdCSJeg
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>>524284606
The great migration. What a sight. Happens only once in a generation.
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abin a t*m t*t
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RABBIT LARPS AS A HARD YORSKHIREMAN BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A SOUTHPAW IS, DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A WAR IS AND DRINKS LOW GRADE JIM BEAM KENTUCKY BOURBON WITH HOT CHOCOLATE SATCHELS AND THINKS HE'S A GHURKA
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>>524283996
nah fuck that, I love me MEAT
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>>524284579
I was feeling pretty merry until I overheard my dad say I was 'troubled' when he thought I was out of earshot
Now I'm increasingly sober
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>>524284336
It’s just curing, it’s been done for ages.

Most game is hung for a bit. Venison Oscar lot better if you freeze it for a month then let it thaw out slowly.
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I'm voting for a White Christmas
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>>524284717
Yeah same corr
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>>524284702
Not tonight you don't.
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Best Christmas song ever (of course, it's made in America, like everything else good in this world).
https://youtu.be/e6R6scdGt6g?si=iVywqIAwGP1PhFUB
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>>524284749
A troubled Beta, hahaha!

Merry Christmas.
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>>524284761
Curing, rotting, fermenting, call it what you will. Still tastes good.
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>>524284771
most of what I eat now is meat
just need to cut down on the carbs and have more fruit
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>>524284456
Hedgehogs are worse, roll into a ball if they see a car coming.

You don’t see many squashed hedgehogs anymore, on country roads there were loads of meat pancakes. A bit grim but we used to count them on the way to the lakes when I was a kid.
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>>524284749
IS HE WRONG? I'M NOT SAYING HE'S RIGHT. I'M JUST ASKING, IS HE WRONG?
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>>524284839
Btw, the reason your poos are massive is because your body is expelling everything it can't use.
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>>524284854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM
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Might see in the new year with a midnight jobby.
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>>524284837
I e got some fermented willy cheese, it’s yours for £5.
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>>524284919
Veganuary soon. We can all try to be a little kinder to nature and to our bodies.
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>>524284839
>meat
Yeah your grandpas cock you gay flabby retard kek
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>>524284868
Not really
I'm normie-passing usually
I only go on unhinged rants in front of mum and dad, I'm not like that with other people
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1993 SMELT DIFFERENT

IYKYK
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>>524284999
Not as much carbon dioxide in the air.
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>>524284992
DIDN'T YOU MOVE OUT? WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT YOUR DAD THINKS NOW?
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>>524284839
Pork is really cheap nowadays. Especially from Morrisons, they have their own Abattoir so they can undercut everyone else.
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>>524284837
what about defiled? I could drag my sweaty cock over it, dress it with some of me knob cheese, and let the flies have at what's left
would that be posh? I could sort you out some posh cheese
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>>524285052
DO YOU THINK PATCHNONCE HAS GOT ANY SISTERS OF AGE?
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>>524284973
Lmao dunnim
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>>524285061
I've gone home for Christmas
Y'know
Like a normal well adjusted person
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>>524285077
Pork will be outlawed soon enough. They're already making moves against bacon. Halal-ification of the supply chain is a very pressing issue, but brit/pol/ isn't intelligent enough to even pick up on it.
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decisive patchnonce victory
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>>524284702
Only 6 sh*ts until Christmas
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>>524285181
You might need to see a doctor, mate.
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>>524285124
stay dench or get frimponged
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>>524284969
Shouldn't that be in the summer when it's warm instead of the dead of winter when your body wants the extra fuel from meat? At least that's how the Mormons do it, I think.
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>>524284954
How long you been maturing this batch for lad?
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>>524285138
kek fucking sucks can't wait to leave
parents heat the house to volcano levels
still they know how to cook a good turkey can't wait for dindins
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>>524284839
Hiya son
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>>524284954
Selling bits of yourself for your particle accelerator?
>>524284969
You've never undergone an oxalate purge and it shows.
>>524285103
Good band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfUn-Qd31bA
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>>524284919
nah it’s cuz he takes too much fadogia agrestis and ashwagandha and it’s made his prostate produce literal cupfuls of seminal fluid, happened to me too #trust
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hope that lad wins his war against his dad he seemed like a right prick
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>>524285164
THEN WHY DID THEY LOSE, LOL?
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>>524285205
not me - >>524284702
him
He's always on the bog
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>>524283785
>didn't even deny he can't use linux
unsurprising when you think gentoo is a de like bogdan kek
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>>524285138
YOUR DAD SAID YOU'RE TROUBLED THOUGH?

YOU POSTED S CLUB 7 UNDER YOUR TRIP UNIRONICALLY

I LIKE YOU OLD FRIEND BUT I'D HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlCSu0-cRqM

Said to my dad before all of Chuck Berry's songs are just the same thing with different lyrics
Lyrics maxxing
Cauldron-ass genre
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2025 worst gimmicks

>watching Cyprus videos with my mum
>I thought you guys couldn't post here anymore (VPN)
>having a french flag
>nonce proxy posting
>wigger starmer
>avin a Tom tit frogpost
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>>524285148
Not going to happen. If anything it will go the other way.

All Muslims scholars fear the smell of the bacon sandwich and brown sauce on a toasted muffin.

Cor.
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HEY DAGO, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A USELESS RETARD? I DO UNDERSTAND YOU'RE MOSTLY BENEVOLENT. BUT WHY ARE YOU JUST SO SHOCKINGLY DULL?
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>>524284919
yea I know
thats literally what poo is?
waste?
kek
wtf lad
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>>524285397
Huey Lewis and The News is the same. All of their songs sound almost identical aside from lyrics.
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Merry MAGA Christmas ya cunts.
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>>524285424
I wonder what meat and potato pie with tommy sauce and buttered bread anon is having for Christmas dinner.
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>>524285077
love me ham hock salad simple as

>>524285254
alri la
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time for some buttie biscuits rich teas with kerry gold salted butter
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>>524285461
Observation from when I tried various diets. I went vegan for a year, shat constantly. Carnivore for 2 years, barely any poos.
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>>524285424
Floppy knob goblins csam spam
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anyone care to explain this?
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>>524285148
Almost all school and work place food is halal now. Asda cafe recently made the move to halal, Nandos are moving more stores over in feb next year, Iceland have said by 2027 most of their meat ready meals and pizza etc will move to halal certified.
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>>524285576
imagine buying 200g cuck war time rations size of butter, I just stopped buying kerrygold, I refuse to cuck to 200g
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>>524285576
love me some biscuits
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You’re all good lads and I wish nothing but the best for you all
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>>524285360
>doesn't know android runs on a linux kernel
You certainly can't use linux you lonely brown fat retard kek
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>>524285370
He doesn't think I'm troubled because of S Club 7 though
He thinks I'm troubled because I think the white british will face a bosnia/serbia style genocide by the time I'm his age (36 years ish)
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>>524285540
>ham hock
Rhyming slang?
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>>524285509
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin,
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

So bring us some figgy pudding,
So bring us some figgy pudding,
So bring us some figgy pudding, and a cup of good cheer!
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin,
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

We won't go until we've got some,
We won't go until we've got some,
We won't go until we've got some, so bring some out here!
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin,
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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>>524285226
A couple of months, a pretty thick rind and a few blue veins.

It went from:
dairylea>Fetta>Goueyre>Cheddar>Blue Leicester.

Now at the Parmesan, hoping for a cash martzu any day now. I’ve been sleeping with the window open with a hot dog up my bum.
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>>524285702
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>>524285612
isn't that also because of traction time? carnivore slows your gut down, high fibre diets speed it up
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>>524285664
It's scary how quietly they're doing it. Most people haven't even noticed.
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>>524285446
I worked somewhere with a proper kitchen in the staffroom, grilled bacon for pancake day and the 2 muslims had to leave the room with their shirts over their noses so they didn't breathe in the bacon fumes, oh I was laffin
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2025 worst gimmicks

>horse posting
>watching Cyprus videos with my mum
>I thought you guys couldn't post here anymore (VPN)
>having a french flag
>nonce proxy posting
>wigger starmer
>avin a Tom tit frogpost
>tommy sauce nigger posting
>CP spam
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tednonce is not as powerful as he thinks he is
and that is his chief error
overestimation of one's abilities can lead to some harsh reality checks
reality checks that may even cost you your own life
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>>524285764
Best thing to do is alternate. Go carnivore to save up a massive jobby and then fibremaxx to drop it off at a friend's house.
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>>524285713
>mentioning android for no reason
lol
I'm whiter than you webshitter jeet. That's why I use linux, the White man's OS.
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>>524285717
he might not have said you're troubled because you unironically posted s club 7, but i did

by the time you're his age at 36? you're already older than that my nigger, your dad is probably nearly 60 by now
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>>524285778
I don't really see the problem with it, meat for goyslop is not treated well at any stage of the life cycle so why do I care how it died.
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>>524285255
Liquid helium doesn’t come cheap.
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>>524285702
I wished them a merry Christmas but nobody replied. Christmas might be illegal in Bongladesh. Pray for bongs.
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>>524285752
Sounds like a winner, guaranteed to go over great when you unveil it at christmas dinner
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>>524285809
>CP spam
This is the worst one because it's actually harmful and illegal. Even looking at that shit through TOR is enough to get you tossed in jail.
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>>524285809
dench wins again
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despite all my faults and problems dago blatantly wishes he was me
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>>524285749
Nice
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>>524285702
>>524285749
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>>524285826
You mentioned android in your second post you techlet shitskin jeet who can't code or use linux kek
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>>524285879
I enjoyed it.
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>>524285809
All josh, particularly the last one
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Doing my Christmas gammon for tomorrow. Got 2 glazings left
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>>524285785
Yeah, nothing to do with the fumes. They wanted one.

I’ve got it ingrained in me that horses and fog beat is evil and disgusting and would be pretty mad if someone put dog meat in a sandwich as a “prank”. So I have a bit of sympathy.
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>>524285987
hahahaha
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>>524285822
literal shitposting
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>>524285764
Sort of. The body is incredibly efficient at purging stuff it can't utilise. Go carnivore for a 3-5 months, experience your first oxalate piss, and then you'll look at things in a new light.
>>524285852
But you're simulating hydrogen...
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>>524285702
I'm a bad 'un, but thanks anyway
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>>524285830
I mean 36 years from now, he's like 71 or whatever
I can't explain S Club 7 posting
It made sense at the time and will in the future if it happens again
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>>524285667
Kerrygold also jewed their customers about a year ago. I know because I used to make the exact same meal at the exact same time of day starting with a bit of melted Kerrygold, and right when they changed the font on the wrapper to make it trendy monochrome (pic rel) the melted butter color also changed. Something 99% of the customers would've easily missed. Tell me anon, do you think the change was for HIGHER or LOWER quality? Because the price sure stayed the same.
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>>524286019
That's a bit of me that
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S Club 7 have a christmas song btw
It's shit though
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>>524285957
Android? You prefer Gameboy colour!
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>>524285821
do you still not realise that he wants to die?

the problem in his mind is that he can't do it yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM
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>>524285631
japan has notoriously high levels of pollen in the spring
nips are usually smart but these dumbasses decided to mass plant cedar and cypress trees in the Meiji era on literally every mountain
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Today I learnt that Screwfix had a crazy offer of £10 off a £10 spend, and that there's a Screwfix nearby. I got a nice headlamp torch thing and some twin core and earth cable.
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>Gentoo is both a distro and DE.
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best Christmas tune hands down
https://youtu.be/OYzHM5_o6g8
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>>524286019
Are you sure it's dry enough?
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>there are anons itt who aren't having a tom tit
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>>524286103
i told you at the time you did it that s club 7 posting was the hallmark of a dangerous psychopath
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>>524286019
giz a bit
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>>524286019
Is that... is that Trump's face?
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>>524285870
I’ll wait, see if they like it first.
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>>524286177
nice one for sharing that now when it's shut and not when it was open
i need a headlamp torch thing
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>>524286140
It's S Club 6 now
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>>524286075
ok, I will at some point defo kek
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>>524286141
Concession accepted
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>>524286211
Should I have covered with foil?
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>>524286019
Should have pressure cooked it first. Not baked.
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>>524285809
>brit/pol/ always supports muslims
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>>524286159
so what you're saying is i am eligible to date your best looking of age sister?
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>>524286237
What about Vengaboys, Steps, Spice Girls, Five and BW*tched?
I think I was just childhood nostalgia posting at the end of the day desu
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>>524286336
No fucking clue mate, just bath it in honey mustard and you'll be good
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>>524286269
I'm sorry, it didn't occur to me. The offer might be still on, you need to download the app. Get on the hot UK deals website for future bargains.
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>>524286298
Before or after you use your slowcooker? :p
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Fucking kek

https://x.com/ChiefTrumpster/status/2003909387635785757?s=20
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>>524283223
This is what happens when I don't bake
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cauldron which of your sisters do you donate to me to sniff the back of her knees in tan tights? you've got enough sisters to give me one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDygS0a6Tgo
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>>524286414
That one is the truth.
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>>524286384
I boiled it for an hour, glaze, roast 15 min, glaze every 10 mins for another half an hour roast.
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>>524286312
>You scumbag, you maggot
>You shagged Diane Abbott
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>>524286467
nah it's too late now christmas is ruined, it's over
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>>524286075
Simulating hydrogen with the quantum computer, feeding the data into the particle accelerator.

Creating a stable atom of anti-hydrogen with the particle accelerator. Setting it free above anons house, so it snows for a bit and he can have a snowball fight.
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>>524286336
Pop it in a big tub of water and microwave it for 15 minutes to steam it.
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>>524286508
we need sosban
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>>524286285
My ex loved them - she's dead too though
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>>524286452
you can call it childhood nostalgia if you want

i call it dangerous psychopathy
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Merry Christmas
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>>524286564
Just launch a nuke into the sun?
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>>524286569
we don't

that fat welsh nigger doesn't know what he's looking at when he sees it

he got turned down
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>>524286491
Looool
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>>524286627
>Stop KIlling babies
Abortion up to full term is totally fine though
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>>524286627
>atop killing babies
But jews will never stop that. Like protesting to turn the sky green.
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>>524286627
They've pivoted into anti-abortion protests now?
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>>524286627
Baste
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>>524285745
ffs you've done me again

>>524286470
you've also done me again
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>>524283043
I heard some ethnic lad say "happy hodlidays" to one of the vivacious young ladies behind the counter at my local Spar, so I waited for him outside and popped him on the chin. Merry Christmas, nonce.
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>>524286752
based and jolly pilled
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>>524286075
>experience your first oxalate piss
quick rundown?
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creasing.
This nigger is so dumb.
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>>524286528
Yeah, boiling is your issue it seems. Maybe the brine was a bit too strong. Plus you need to rotate it.

I preferred the crusty bit to be honest.

I’ve fucked a lot of these up and they all got eaten, yours isn’t even close to some of my disasters, pressure cooker is the way to go though.
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>>524286491
Excellenté
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmm1gt_2SkQ

Oh my Lord
You sent Josh to save us
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creasing.
This nigger is so dumb.
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hi
willies
etc
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>>524286744
Embrace the slowcooker.
>>524286780
It hurts.
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>>524285876
I think it's wigger starmer for the win because not only is it boring and unfunny and pushed so hard there's actual effort going into it lmao, easily the saddest shit all year.
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>go to church
>full of Indians and blacks
>screaming kids everywhere
Priest guy just preaching about peace, love and hope.
Then they have a cheek of asking for money, mate I'm taxed like 60%, you think I have money?
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>>524286744
I'm still laughing about the My mum died in the holly - pissed me knickers
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>>524283435
I've got 4 ft of snow piled up in my front yard and another 4 ft piled up in the back yard. Just spent two hours moving it around. You have to engineer your snow placement here or you'll run out of space to dump the shit.
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>>524286941
Just put some salt down
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDMCwSP5nf0
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>no u mode activated
kek he's done.
he's seething
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>>524286919
FOR THOSE OUTSIDE THE MYTHOS, NO EXPLANATION IS POSSIBLE
FOR THOSE ON THE INSIDE, NO EXPLANATION IS NECESSARY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXNtYwir81g
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Played on a mates vr earlier for like 20 minutes.
I got sick as a dog from it. Still recovering from it.
The fuck is going on with me/
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first christmas without charlie kirk
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>>524286636
It would evaporate long before it hit the suns surface, would cost billions and accomplish absolutely nothing.

Like flicking a bogey into a furnace.

I may watch the Sunshine film though, haven’t seen it in years. Not one of Danny Boyle’s best. Still worth a watch though.
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>>524287064
>you have to be in the "cool guy group"
Lmao NPD
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>>524287122
VR is shite and I can't wait for the gimmick to die like 3DTVs did years ago.
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i hate it when you like a girl so much that you hear 24/7 love song radio in your head all day every day when you think about her but she's got a boyfriend and won't fuck you for another 7 weeks at least

but she will fuck you eventually

i hate that
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>>524287147
1AK
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>>524287152
He should make a sequel where a second ship has to find the first one, but the ship has been taken oveer by a Jimmy Saville cult.
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>>524287147
at least we still have the charlie kirk show
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know what i mean dago?
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>no u mode activated
kek he's done.
he's seething
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSgCM0F2GN8
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>>524287257
no, im an incel
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Don't think I've been to a new year part in like 20 years. (when I was a kid being dragged to there friends house)
Are they just boomer things?
Or do I just not have many cool friends?
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My kids were supposed to be here on Boxing day, but now 27th.
Bit pissed-off to be honest
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>>524287333
brit/pol/ new years eve is unironically the best night of the year here
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>samefagging half an hour before Christmas
Righto then.
>>524287371
At least you're seeing them, which is the important bit.
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>>524287371
Could be worse. You could be bogdan seething alone in his microhovel all christmas.
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>>524287333
>>524287404
Spent the last 2 NYEs here and it was great desu
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>>524287170
Don’t care what anyone says, are cliff can knock out a Christmas tune

Comfy as fuck lad
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>>524287491
Only the last 2?
How young are you guys?
Old fag here. I've seen some shit man.
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>>524287329
nsa i'm counting on you faggots having my back at least a little bit

you can say "you're a terrorist, you don't get any dating advice" et cetera et cetera but that's just a fucking lie isn't it

ask your people to use your powers to move her to me, the people she's with now are beakheads and they're moving beak

i'm pure
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>>524287333
My friends have them, any excuse to get hammered. I never go though because slowly but surely I’m turning into an antisocial hermit.

People in general annoy me, especially wife and kids. I’ve been thinking about getting a narrow boat so I can get a bit of peace.
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>>524287371
Could be worse. You could be >>524287435 seething alone in his microhovel all christmas.
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>>524287222
I think the BBC partially funded the first one, so not out of the realm of possibility.
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>>524287425
>>524287435
I know - but it seems like i'm 2nd choice.
Oh well - break out the Jim Beam!
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>still haven't wrapped owt award
It'll get done when it gets done innit
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>>524287573
kek, you should go to get away from the wife and kid. Then maybe shag some bird. That would be cool.
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>>524286937
not even watched it yet kek
always behind me
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>>524287530
My friends all started having kids and shit
Tbf I argued that we're mid 30's now and not 19, we don't have to be getting wrecked and taking coke on new years
What's wrong with Jools Holland (or Brit/pol) and an early night
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>>524287633
Bogdan is no ones choice. That's why he's so angry all the time.
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>>524287668
gchq can i ask why you're flaghopping or iphopping so much?

is it because you got hacked?
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>>524287633
Just means they miss out on some fine roasted tatties.
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glaze deez nuts
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i've been here a long time and it's only recently i've seen you hop like this

and it comes after there was talk on other chans 4chan gchq got hacked hard
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less than one minute till Santa hits England
https://www.noradsanta.org/en/map
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A lot of anti-brit hate on the catalog these days. I'm watching Sharpe. I wish it was 1995 again.
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>>524287333
People aren't happy anymore. Parties no longer exist. Everyone lives in perpetual misery, just waiting with dread for the next brutal setback in their life.
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think I’m getting ill ffs
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>>524287784
have to vpn to play games that require p2p
have to use proxy to post while using vpn
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>>524287633
>>524287776 is no ones choice. That's why he's so angry all the time. That and being a shitskin jeet.
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>>524287856
>less than one minute till Santa hits England
ALLAHU ACKBAR
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>>524287776
I know
>>524287829
no they wont - my kids luv my Yorkshire puds too (nothing like them in France)
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>>524287856
He’s here
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>>524287926
haha
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>>524287928
okay but how does that explain why you're gchq, gchq? you think i've only just got here? of course you don't/
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BogJeetPT is seething. Can't even come up with its own posts kek
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>>524287979
F
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tommy would have exposed the fuck out of the sanhedrin if he were about at the time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BctdcX0pt0w
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>>524287988
little nigger
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>>524287663
No. It’s good to spend time away from people. I used to have an allotment but I had to leave it because I moved.

I have many faults, a lack of loyalty isn’t one of them.
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>>524287910
It's called getting old. At some point you just end up counting down the years until you're in the grave.
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YoutubeTV is now down in 'murica.
>>524287975
Pigs in blankets in a croissant is pretty nice. Messy though.
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>>524287928
Conveniently the nonce proxy used by the pizza spammer.
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Got hit by a car today, some right spastic cunt was driving, am ok though

> t pheasant
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>>524288096
sort us out a sniff of the back of your sisters' stockinged knees you fucking black cunt before i take them for myself
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>>524288132
Labour wants to get rid of allotments. Probably wants to turn them into solar power farms.
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ShitskinJeetPT is seething. Can't even come up with its own posts kek
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>>524288183
He is literally a brown virgin
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>>524288183
He's never been to Brit/pol/ desu
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>>524288183
would you describe any of your sisters as anglos?
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>>524287926
Overdose on vitamin C. Worst case scenario is it has a laxative effect. A few days taking vitamin c tablets and lemon/lime juice in water can help.
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>>524287875
He resurrected three youths after they'd been murdered and pickled in a barrel by an innkeeper is what he did. He was a brave Christian bishop of Greek descent and in this house, Saint Nicholas is a hero. End of Story.
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>>524288183
Spic Fuentes simps for muzzies.
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>>524288242
what if he miscarries?
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>>524288197
I worked with a guy who looks exactly like this Pepe. Makes me laugh whenever I see it posted
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whats in Cork Ireland should Santa be scared?
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>>524288183
Anglos are the funniest cunts on earth.
There's no one funnier than us.

Spic fuentes is a queer virgin.
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>>524288282
That only happens if you overdose on paracetamol to protest the US president.
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>>524288183
>Brown person hates white people
Wow I'm shocked
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you got any sisters steerpike?
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Got an update - my brother in law's father in law died - keep up - died yesterday.
So it's ok.
My son is staying with his cousins a day longer because they lost their gramps.
My kids are staying until new year, so.. great, I get to see them for longer
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>>524288226
Yeah josh literally is kek
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>https://news.sky.com/story/remaining-palestine-action-hunger-strikers-have-the-resolve-to-continue-families-say-13487299

Is Bobby Sands gonna lose his title?
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>>524288165
the only proxy there is kek
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>>524288378
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New Bread

>>524288410
>>524288410
>>524288410
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>>524288364
Only child
Good for inheritance
Bad for advancing the family line
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>>524288369
>my brother in law's father in law died
May as well be a complete stranger to you
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>>524288369
hello glownigger

we've been watching you since before you put on a french flag

we don't care if your family dies

>t. in the loop
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>>524288198
An attack on food production, my one medium sized allotment fed us for most of the year. Socialist authoritarian nutters don’t like self sufficiency.

You get a bit sick of the same stuff, but tough shit. I overdid the sprouts and now I never want to see another one again.
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>>524288334
You ain't anglo tho shitskin jeet kek
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>>524288402
>Three others who remain on hunger strike are Heba Muraisi, Lewie Chiaramello, who is type 1 diabetic and has been fasting every other day
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>>524288369
>my brother in law's father in law died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riqXhieWU3M
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>>524288402
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>>524288453
you're like me
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>>524288369
Jolly good
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>>524288282
If he dies, he dies.
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>>524283223
>>524286508
Why don't you fucking bake then? I'm going through a lot of shit ok? Ungrateful cunts I'm up baking on Christmas Eve and you have the nerve to complain.
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>>524288454
Oh he is - i met him once in Paris, but my son's cousins are hurting and my human son has empathy for them.
Staying an extra day with them at Xmas is a human thing.
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>>524288651
you're a glownigger
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>>524288459
Filtered
- also you're a cunt (how many gov. employees can say this)
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>>524288729
you are a terrible poster and you don't do it organically

you are the cunt, not me

you are an enemy of god

you've been avoiding me under your flag until now, but now you can't avoid me any more
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>>524288198
That's probably to spite Corbyn. I remember the London media types being baffled that he had an allotment.
>Why would you grow food when you can have your sandwiches delivered to the office?
Cunts.
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>>524283296
No. Android is a wrapper for Linux. They cuck you out of control

iOS and macos are bsd



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