Family Christmas Tantrums, always >Someone brings lots of beer >That one incel uncle>That one bitch cousin>The two pissed at eachother siblings>The arguments over politics>Two other senpai also have arguments over past beef>Grandfather "everyone calm down">Mum saying "you ruined Christmas">Uncle "I regret nothing">Cousin "get fucked" >Two sisters "You bitch" "I hope you die to">Me eating the Christmas food watching thinking I was born with a dysfunctional group of people
>>524294515one helleva jewish family you got there anon
>>524294515aussies just don't know how to act, do they?
>>524294515>That one nigger tongueing my anus>Towards the end we all get on the floor and walk the dinosaur
>>524294515Ahhh memories.Good times, good times
>>524294515>his family gathers, everDamn, you have family, thats nice. We dont talk, any of us, because the hate is real, not "functional". Lies to police, courts, backstabs, etc...ice cold, like the streetsARF-ARF!I aint playin' wi'choo!
>>524294903Send out happy invitations to all of them stating your having a get together and live stream the event for us.
>>524294515This year it was our dog she just wouldn’t stop licking her junk
>>524295003I would belt the fuck out of my dad (last thing he did was pretend he was dying (he has cancer), so I flew from the other side of the planet to see him. When I got there he said he was too sick to meet me (been years).I went there anyway and caught him cleaning the deck...fucker was fine. I would give that sackless faggot something to limp about."Yeah, NOW youre too "sick" to do shit....well, fucking WALK IT OFF!"Nearly 70 years old....Id make man out of him if his bitch ass wouldnt call the cops.
>>524294515>That one incel uncleMine was like this but he’s married to a SEAmonkey now. Oh well, he’s actually pretty based and browses /pol/.
>>524295556Tell me more
>>524294903I just came home from Christmas night. No fights whatsoever, the conversation was mostly about dogs: My Belgian Malinois and my cousine's Dobermann. And my cousine's father in law's trip to Dubai with his rich boss / friend and he and me mum crying about getting kicked out of Angola by commie niggers.
>>524295836Mom spread gossip to family court, betrayed son and granddaughter, took in her dementia mother act treated her like she was retatded, because quote "Did you ask her what year it is?" Why the fuck would I?!? She isnt my calendar.So every time she got confused my mom would lock up with "What?! Huh? Youre not making any sense." Over the years Grandma deteriorated, fairly badly...she would stay in her room and watch TV because her own daughter rejects her. Like Requim for a Dream almost.....Cunt couldnt care less about anything but her emotional narrative. Not my mom. Not my dad.Just degenerate agents of the state who copulated out of cultural norms.
>>524295556Lol, and the last thing I said to him was;"I have two moms now."
>>524294515No idea how you niggas tolerate this shit, it was always only immediate close family on christmas then gg. It helps that we live far from any of them, wouldn't have it any other way. From 24 to the first day of January it's relaxing, sleeping, "the world can fuck off" days, for decades now. Gifting is also small time, americans can only dream about going this easy with Christmas.
