Grønland is ours, forever
yeah, we know, the orange retard won't be around forever
>>524295385>Amen
With Global Warming Greenland is going to be prime real estate. They can already grow potatoes in Southern Greenland. Resources. Mining. Trump's just 3 steps ahead as usual.
>>524295385>another thread of danes being happy Trump is making them relevant for once
Go to bed niggerjew. Help your mother clean the house tomorrow.
>>524295385Only until the pajeets will be shipped in by the millions xD
>>524295385Deport those eskimo niggers back to America from whence they came.
>>524295385What are you gonna do? Stop us? LOL we might take the Faroe Islands just for fun.
>>524295385EU should put nukes in Greenland to make fat American retards know their place
Hey baffin island is beside nuuk
>>524299473this is literally why they're trying to take it btw
>>524295385someone started waving a keychain in front of trump (with the shape of underage pussy) and he got distracted, he will remember some day and then youll see whats good
The Greenland and Canada thing is genuinely one of the most baffling foreign policy moves in American history and you just know Rubio thinks about killing himself everyday since Trump is making it his problem.
>>524299163Eskimos are American invaders, deport them NOW!
>>524295385Daddy Trump doesn't have the balls to dare annex territory from a NATO ally. Beef up your forces Greenland regardless.
>>524295385Ooof, too late.
>>524301597I saw American soldiers once and they were all short, brown and dysgenic as fuck.Quite sad actually
>>524299770You're obviously a faggot.Alberta is heading towards independence. Just a matter of time before they jettison that parh and join us - like Texas did way back when - and they're the only piece of Canada worth a fuck.Greenland will follow the same road soon.
>>524295385I'd say sell Greenland to the Americans. The fuck has that piece of snow shit island any value to Denmark when half those alcoholic eskimo niggers are on kontanthjælp and we do fuck all with Greenland's natural resources? It's a financial drain, and I'm tired of paying in skat over it. Let the mutts have it for any reasonable offer.
>>524301962>we do fuck all with Greenland's natural resources?Is there anyone who actually wants to mine the resources in a innovative way while having minimal environmental impact or is everyone muh environment?
>>524301734>they were all short, brown and dysgenic as fuck.Yeah, we use Europe as sort of a penal colony.
>>524302084The lads I passed did not propose any danger, let's just say that. I couldn't help giving them the shittiest of grins ever.Only ones feeling any penalty were those brown dwarves passing me
We saw what happened during the Falklands war
>>524295385who's going to stop us from taking it?
>>524301766kek okay bud
>>524295385Say what you will, Greenland isn't in Europe.This is the Anthem of the European country.https://vocaroo.com/1fjbe0eCcqZN
>>524302303your president's attention span
>>524302072Mostly the latter
>>524295385Have fun with your ice favela, snownigger.
>>524295385There are more American soldiers than Danes in Grönland already.There is nothing neither Denmark nor the EU can do.
>>524295385Trump can just invade and take it Denmark can cry about itPlus they did sterilize a bunch of natives so not like they like the Danes anyway
>>524301734never seen a Norwegian soldier in america, hmm thats interesting.
>>524295385Be realistic, Morten, Denmark will never be able to make use of Greenland. You don't have the tech to exploit the resources, you don't have the military to protect the Arctic against BRICS' ambitions. But America can use it for the best interest of the free world. We need America to counter the Yellow Threat! I'm not even kidding here. I recommend you try to make a good deal. I will support America if they seize Greenland against your will if you don't.
>>524295385It's Christmas my Greenland Possessing / bike riding Dane...have ye no mercy?
>>524302763And that's a good thing
>>524302773Kill yourself, little cuck.
>>524302763They exist but its rarehttps://youtu.be/89_3DgW_7mg?si=h8gCPuG2unNT7EZc1:02
>>524301734who among men, has respect for retards who get murdered in their masses, by farmers and shepherds? all that supposed “money” and they do nothing but run away and lose.bump.
>>524303014You know it's inevitable. Don't play stupid.
>>524299473>eu >nuke threats
>>524295536dozy donald is fading fast. greenland just has to drone bomb any amerifat who gets too close and hold out for a year max lol
>>524295385Nothing is yours, Eurocuck. NOTHING.It's all ours. You will own nothing and be hygge.
YOU DANES STOLE GRØNLAND FROM US. SO NOW USA WILL TAKE IT FROM YOU AND WE WILL TAKE IT FROM THE US.You cant stop us. We will take Greenland from USA in TWO DAYS. RED LINES WILL BE CROSSED!!!!
>>524303619All your green land are belong to US!
>>524303619Man I hope I don’t get drafted and have to go defend fucking Hoth and get shot in the ass by fucking Nils Olav.
>>524300996It's like 50,000 Inuit strewn around one of the world's largest islands, if the US or anyone else attacks there's not much they can realistically do except ask the international community to protect them
>>524303902We will take it from USA in TWO DAYS. It will be THE EASIEST FITE EVER!
>>524303990Nils Olav will make an exception. I have noticed him about you and he say you a good goy. We expect you will tell your fellow military frens to surrender with white flag and we will give you good food and new citizenship.Nils Olav say thank you for your attention on this matter.
>>524303619Finally someone with common sense. We send sled dogs to bite their necks until they bleed out.
>>524304062Can't wait to get my feet on Greenland, USA soil.[verse x 2]Greenland is my land.Greenland's American.From Egger Island.To Gertrude Raskland.From the Foulk Fjord.To Scores by sund.This land was made for U.S.A.song is generating, by the way :^)
>>524295385Greenland belongs to Denmark, forever.The best part is how much it makes the subhuman muttmericans seethe and rage.Even better is the fact there is nothing those mutilated, braindead american'ts can do about it.Suck my European cock, you mutilated subhuman muttmericans nigger bitches!
>>524304411You won't do shit, nigger faggot. Your muttmerican clogged arteries will give you an heartattack soon enough anyway.You filthy, putrid little whore.
Greenland is American, learn a map.We'd taking back what's rightfully ours anyway.Did you know the "natives" aren't even from there, they were resettled? They can move to Denmark, they'll be warmer there anyway.
>>524304483As an American, I'm nobility, and for your insolence I have informed the state police.
>>524304226We have a deal. I’ll buy him a fish when I get there.
>>524304489As i said, suck my European cock you little mutt whore. It is the only thing you mutilated muttmericans are good for.You ridiculous little mongrel animal.
>>524304411OH YEAH!? WELL I HAVE A SONG FOR YOU MISTER SIR!In a silly little story from a map gone wrong,The USA woke up singing victory songs,“Hey look!” they said, “Greenland’s ours today!”They planted a flag… upside down, okay?Oh Greenland, Greenland, icy and grand,Passed around like snacks at a marching band!The USA cheered, then started to sweat,’Cause Norway showed up like, “Uh… not yet.”From the north came Norway, calm and polite,With sweaters and skis and a legal-looking bite,They said, “Sorry friends, but we’ll take that land,”And gently removed it right out of their hand.Oh Greenland, Greenland, cold as can be,A frosty little tug-of-war overseas!The USA blinked and whispered, “Oh no…”“Are they mad?” “Are they trolls?” “Do they know judo?”The USA hid behind a stack of fries,Watching Norway skate by like chill spies,No battles, no drama, just awkward fear,And a very confused bald eagle tear.Oh Greenland, Greenland, snowball of fate,This history’s fake but the rhyme is great!The USA sighed, “Okay… we’re fine,”And everyone laughed at the end of the lineWE GOT GREENLAND!! THIS IS HOW IT WILL END! TWO DAYS
>>524304549>>524304594
>>524304308TWO DAYS!
>>524304424It amazes me how deluded some Europeans are that we have somehow reached the end of history and that the borders of first world nations are somehow permanent.I’m not really gung ho about US territorial expansionism but if Trump did end up making a deal with Alberta or Denmark or something I wouldn’t really mind as long as it benefits the parties involved.That said it’s entirely possible the borders of the first world won’t change in my entire lifetime. But realistically, that goes against the grain of history. And even if it doesn’t happen in my lifetime, there will be changes. I’m just glad Finland joined NATO. I kinda like those guys and don’t want Russia fucking with them again.
genning :^)had to adjust the lyrics for the phonetics.
>>524304860They believe you're dumb enough to be tricked by their word magic spells, it's at that level.>sovereigntylike nigger what the fuck that mean, dawg we just want to sell the ice as bottled water at a like 10,000% markup.
>>524304624<lyricshey faggot I have MUSIC!>>524304411https://vocaroo.com/16dJIeuEPs6P
I feel like Greenland just fell to the dumbest Nord country because no one else wanted a wasteland full of illiterate snow monkeys. Like Iceland passed, Norway passed. Sweden passed. And Denmark got stuck with the fatty
